>EVERYONE DIES Edition
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Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the Season 3 Finale!
Ep 21-2: "Ascension" [May 17th] (2 Hour Season Finale)
It’s a showdown a season in the making as S.H.I.E.L.D. takes on Hive. With Hive’s master plan finally revealed, the team must spring into action. Who will live and who will die?”
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! According to Deadline, AoS will move to a 10PM slot which will allow it to "be a little darker"* You can talk about it over here: >>82856436 →
* Agent Carter has been cancelled, and Marvel's Most Wanted was rejected as a new series*
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>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, and good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
First for Full SquidWard
CRASHING THIS PLANE
WARD
A
R
D
Daisy can quake and fly
spoilers
SHOTGUN AXE
>>82874377
If Fitz dies,
DROPPED
SHOTGUN AXE
SQUIDWARD
FUCK YES. LINCOLN!
I WIN THE BET!
>>82874417
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>Lincoln dies
called it, no one gets to leave SHIELD, Bobbi and Hunter will be back next season since they're already out of a job
>Lincoln bait and switch
Yaaaay Lincoln is gonna die!
e-electric ward? ;_;
>>82874450
THIS
H
I
S
F
>>82874433
it's not an opinion wait until you see her.
She looks horrid
D E A D L I N C
B E S T T I M E L I N E
RIP in pieces Lincoln
Nobody really liked you
>>82874467
I bet on Wade, I lose every time.
He's gonna miss his dance.
well now atleast Hellfire can join the Secret Warriors proper
>>82874489
I miss S1 Daisy. She was a cutie with long hair
Well, at least he'll still live on in future fight.
Useless fucking Lincoln is finally doing something useful. Dying.
Reminder
>>82874495
woops meant for
>>82874426
At the end of the episode post lincoln death she has full goth clothes
>All Inhumans' purpose is to save Mary Sue Poots' ass all the damn time
DAISY ON THE PHONE TRYING TO STOP HER BF FROM USING A PLANE TO KILL HIMSELF AND STOP THE BAD GUY
LINCOLN GETS FROZEN IN THE EARTH AND COMES BACK 70 YEARS LATER
Anybody have the gif/webm of Daisy dancing with Lash?
F
Moral of AoS: Do not get close to Daisy at all because she is the harbinger of death.
>>82874548
Captain America Deja Vu
>Captain America
>>82874535
Fuck off, tripfag
>>82874562
Gracias
HIVE is just chilling there
>>82874538
hell of a view to go out on, of course pic related would be better
OH NO WARD
WAAAAAAAAAARD
>>82874529
please i already fapped to her feet tonight
MMM WHATCHA SAYYYY...
see you space cowboy
hell be fine
I'm more sad there's gonna be no more Ward
F
>>82874587
showing respect to a worthy foe, Ward was classy to the end
TASER WARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How much you wanna bet Daisy leaves SHIELD at episode's end?
>paying for all our mistakes
Electric Ward died for your sins
>Lincoln and Hive just hanging out as they're about to die
This is great.
This is pretty cool honestly. Them just hanging out
>plane hits some sort of space barrier and the gravity all dies at once
I am being physics triggered
Lincoln died for our sins.
>two Wards chilling out and enjoying the view
>>82874609
You're going to carry that load...
...So Fury and the others are cool with Coulson's crew just sending shit up to space?
Just floating in space with a bad guy.
>>82874660
>load
Weight nigga
>He paying for my sins
Count up your sins bitch
>>82874650
Nah m8, they ran out of fuel and stopped accelerating
Best kind of villain death right here, just talking to the hero as they both wait to die. Good stuff.
>Lockjaw could have saved him
>no more Ward
The heart of the show is gone, lads.
Pack it up, it's all over.
>>82874538
>They're only human
WOW
Cap and Vision references
>6 Months later
Quake
>>82874641
BRAVO
Aw shit we Quake now
>>82874668
Fury hasn't been seen since Winter Soldier
>>82874668
What the fuck is Fury gonna do? He ain't director of shit
WARD
NO
NO
GOD
NO
GOD
NO
NO
NO
>Also
That fucking six month later transition.
Daisy becomes a vigilante
>>82874668
Well they didn't care about Hive trying to turn everybody on the planet into Inhumans, so why would they care about one Quinjet?
>Hero or Rogue Daredevil scraps
6 MONTHS LATER
>Quake loses it
Wew lad
>>82874682
yea you're right.
>>82874647
>two mortal enemies just floating in space waiting to die, no point in fighting anymore
>Hive just wanted to feel a connection to someone else again
>"you must already feel it, to sacrifice for them, even with their flaws"
>"they're only human"
damn
>Emo Skye
gay
>>82874714
Since Age of Ultron, you mean.
>The part of Daisy Johnson will now be played by Paige
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO DAISY
OH SHIT DAISY IS BACK WITH ZABO
>Goth Daisy
Jesus fuck, my dick
Jesus, this new look for Daisy is doing all types of things to my dick.
>>82874377
>I gotta put her down in the space Daiz
>I get to save my best girl and the world at the same time
Where were you when Lincoln died for your sins?
>call the director
HAH, they did what Jessica Jones couldn't.
Coulson isn't the director anymore?
grenade-jumping Daisy
>>82874764
My bad
Computer, can you generate a goth Daisy?
>Daisy staying with Zabo
>Coulson is no longer director
AWW SHIT
What the fuck was all that
For a second I thought Daisy was Felicity
>>82874814
May
>call the director
>where will we be assigned
YO WHAT THE FUCK
Wait, Coulson's not director anymore?
INTRIGUE
Local news:
Some jackass with a parachute connected to a bike type thing falls, survives, and it's news worthy.
Good finale, 9/10. Hype for next season.Ward isn't dead.
>Naked pictures of students being traded like BASEBALL cards!
>They show a blurred picture of 4Chan's homepage
WE DID IT REDDITI'm not the only one who saw that, right?
>yfw Director Rogers
>>82874773
>THIS IS MOI QUINJET
>>82874815
In the same episode with full on squid face
>>82874691
>lockjaw could have taken hive back to the dead planet on day 1
>neo ward died so that neo daisy could live
Wait, why is Daisy even on the run again?
>>82874859
>yfw Director Steve Rogers
inb4 Nick Fury is back and Sam Jackson appears in the last minute of the episode
>>82874920
Because she's angry or something
Idfk but it was cool
> gothy punk Daisy
mmmmmmm
Did anybody in the tristate area see the shit about 4chan in the news commercial?
>>82874920
She's been wrecking shit with quakes.
>>82874920
seems like angst
also probably anti registration scum
>>82874929
It's May
>>82874891
No you are not.
>Lincoln finally finds a way to martyr himself without interference
>Hive finally finds a friend in his last moments
>Strayaman isn't dead yet AFAIK
>but Quake went gothpunk
Well you can't win them all.
But goddammit Lincoln.
>>82874929
last minute is the doctor with his robot waifu
>>82874891
>when you get a foil Lucy from Washington High
>>82874891
How is that news? Any teenage boy that doesn't waste their time on 4chan experiences that.
>>82874920
Apparently left Shield to become a vigilante Robin Hood type bank robber or some shit.
>>82874968
what counts as the tristate area? americans have so many secret american terms
Are they building up to SHIELD coming back to the larger MCU, so they need a director who isn't dead?
>Batiatus still in here
Thank God.
>crazy scottish doctor is free
Hahaha yessssss.
IS JACK BAUER FUCKING PRESIDENT?
LMD!!!!!!!
>AIDA
Someone's been playing too much Zone of the Enders.
Even the voice is almost on point.
LMDs NIGGA
WE LMDS NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
>LMD
LMD
>LIFE MODEL DECOYS
It
BEGINS
everyone has an AI assistant waifu now adays
WE LMD'S NOW
OH NIGGAS, WE LMDs NOW!
LMD
Who is she going to be?
LMDs
ROBO WARD
ROBO WARD
ROBO WARD
>Batiatus has created an android
Ooooooooooh
JOCASTA CONFIRMED!
LMD!
i AM FUCKING GIDDY!
Why were people saying Daisy was living with Zabo? What'd I miss?
Jocasta confirmed as FUCK
ROBOWARD
R O B O W A R D
Jocasta?
>>82874968
Nigga there's tons of Tristate areas, which one
Wait, I thought Patton Oswald was already an LMD.
oh my robot waifus oh my robot waifus oh jocasta
Wait, what about the Koenigs? Were they LMDs or not?
>Goth Daisy is an LMD
>real Daisy is missing still
>brit doctor brings back Ward with an LMD
holy fucking shit
>>82874992
>Lincoln finally finds a way to martyr himself without interference
>Hive finally finds a friend in his last moments
>Strayaman isn't dead yet AFAIK
>but Quake went gothpunk
those are all great though
>>82875088
silhouette looks feminine
>>82874762
Black Skye?
>>82875105
She mentions him briefly when talking to the little girl
>>82875120
That was just a joke
LMDs were referenced before, in Avengers I believe
>>82875120
maybe a mothballed version
>>82875120
>>82875123
they were tripplets
RATE THE FINALE
Peggy Carter LMD?
>>82875123
They kind of flip flopped on if they were or not. They jokingly suggested it because they were identical to each other, but they could have actually just been similar.
>>82875102
Technically a gynoid.
>>82875105
she told vision dude's daughter about her dad
>More Professor Malpractice next season
Fuck yes!
>>82875134
We've had a lady Ward though.
>>82875149
Got a laugh out of me.
>>82875152
Oh ok, must have missed it. I heard her say that she was fulfilling a promise but not that.
I need pics of Goth Daisy asap. So fucking hot.
>>82875149
Broken Sky
>>82875173
oh god Steve would throw a shit fit, I love it
>>82875173
literally worse idea possible
this has to be it
>>82875173
>yfw Marvel found the ultimate trick to bring back dead characters
haha holy fucking shit this show
>>82875170
9/10
Cool Matrix fight, shotgun axe, Dr. House Lite is funny, Coulson hologram trick (wish he had referenced Loki though), Lincoln RIP, crazy ending
>>82875174
Didn't we see blood from one of them.
When he died?
>>82875170
9.5/10
>>82875134
Jocasta
>>82875170
Pretty good. Lincoln's death was the least impactful of the bunch though. I didn't want Fitz, May, or Skye to die, but either of them would have had a legitimate reaction from me.
>>82875170
It was great
>>82875170
LMD/10
>>82875173
If anyone could recreate those sweater puppies, it's Doctor Batiatus.
>>82875102
Super Waifu Wars next season
Post YFW you get a lifelike Peggy robot who obeys your every command
>>82874840
>Daisy staying with Zabo
Huh?
What?! NOOOOO!!! IT DIDNT EVEN ASH ME! I WAS JUST TYPING AND THEN EVERYTHING SUDDENLY CLISED AND NOW IM AT THIS SCREEN! FUCK!
>>82875134
The name was ADA
>>82875265
you can still roll back to 7
>>82875265
RIP in piece anon
>>82875265
>>82875265
You know you can set it to ask you when to update or have it update at specific times
>>82875170
Not canon/Not canon
>>82875265
>Windows 10
>>82875211
This would be their third so far then.
1. Kree blood fuckery - may no longer be viable.
2 - Hand reanimation
>>82875281
aida
Press F to pay respects
How many Wards must die each season? #WardLivesMatter
>>82875265
>leaving Windows Update on
>get hit by the worst malware ever
kex luthor
So who's the new Director next season?
[ ] Nick Fury
[ ] Maria Hill
[ ] Glenn Talbot
[ ] Tony Stark
[ ] Melinda May
[ ] Other
>>82875170
Absolution/10
Hive/10
Goth Daisy/10
>>82875265
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>82875103
>>82875107
>>82875117
>>82875121
>>82875237
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Intelligence_Data_Analyser_(Earth-712)
It's not Jocasta.
Brett Dalton returns next season playing a completely unrelated character
His name is Ward Grant
I missed the finale, did Ward die?
>>82875367
May for sure
>>82875170
4/5, felt like some things were glossed over or coming straight out of left field (you now just summoned the shotaxe, Mack?), also kinda mad at martyr end played straight.
But it was pretty good. Shame Ward was dead since the halfway point, it kinda makes the conclusion to his wild ride a bit flaccid.
>>82875334
Epic.
>>82875385
Can Ward really be killed?inb4 LMD Ward
>>82875367
I think we all would have shit ourselves if Cap would have shown up.
It'll probably be May.
>Coulson looking at his blood stained Cap trading cards a few eps ago
>not being the underling to Director Rogers
>>82875385
No.
Ward was already dead.But yeah, Hive is dead.Possibly
>>82875119
Only the greatest one, j.k New York but whatever the other guy already mentioned it. It's the people sharing nudes online.
Also pic of Jocasta scene sorry wasn't ready.
>>82875402
That's Mack's superpower, the ability to pull a shotgun axe out of thin air
>>82874977
Gotta be May, right? She's the only one that fits and it's a way to breathe some life back into her character.
>>82875382
He's a new recruit who everybody feels leery about but doesn't know why
>inb4 Batiatus descendant on Shield starts up LMD gladiator games
>>82875423
I'm actually a little skeptical. The "explosion" was a little blip and they cut away from it really fast which was kind of shitty
Ward is coming back guys, right?
... right?
>>82875184
>Professor Malpractice
We're keeping this
LMDs next season
Oh baby
I hope we get lots more Dr. House and Straya Man next season
>>82875432
Your shot is bright as fuck. On my tv you could see a general form
While we may have lost Ward we gained Batiatus this season and he's full on in the game for next season, consider me hype
Skrull invasion.
But with LMDs.
Good idea?
Why is everyone memeing about LMDs?
>>82875377
That's not exactly evidence against Jocasta anon.
So,Jimnext season?
>>82875237
>Jocasta
She was in the pile of personalities Tony Stark had in AoU along with Friday
>>82875543
Didn't watch the end? Doc Malpractice said he's working on an old SHIELD project, and it showed LMDs
Weird, based Ward is gone, and yet I'm still hype for next season. It looks like they're toning down the Inhumans everywhere stuff we've gooten for 1.5 seasons, and introducing other cool elements.
>>82875545
Yes, it's past due for THAT to finally be revealed.
>>82875545
>Marvel steals 2 Human Torches then uses the original
The ultimate middle finger to Fox
>>82875543
>memeing
What? They confirmed LMDs
Alright it's been a fun season guys. See you in a few months.
>>82875582
Oh man, it's finally settling in.
Ward is gone.
The wild ride is over.
>>82875367
>[x] Glenn Talbot
Of course he is
>>82875638
He's alive in the comic
>written by guggenshit
oh.
oh
>>82875638
Good death scene though.
Two of them, technically.
Can we agree Lincoln's death was pretty well done, even if you don't like him?
RIP in pieces, Electric Ward. He got to die beside SquidWard, a true honor.
>>82875455
Hive can probably survive floating in space, he jumped out. With no mission to focus on, Ward takes over.
>If you turn your back on feeling a connection, then you don't deserve to call yourself 'Hive'!
Shame I made >>82871310 green instead of blurple.
>>82875545
Was being stuck in a tube part of your plan?
>>82875638
>inb4 rescued by time traveling inhuman, more kree, or another teleporter
>>82875348
All false Wards must be sacrificed on the alter of the one true Ward.
Even the wildest rides end when you blow up into complete nothingness in the void of space. All that's Ward has Ward and Ward away.
>>82875687
I was hoping he'd die, and then suddenly there he was and now I'm upset he died.
>>82875705
Avengers V Justice League CONFIRMED
>>82875638
Bitch, Lockjaw saved him.
Did I hear something about robo waifus I tuned out too soon
>>82875604
DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF
>>82875750
His only good episode was his last.
>>82875382
He's going to be the first LMD.
>>82875348
I'm sure he became living energy and will come back.
>>82875687
Yes, that was a great scene. Lincoln became a much better character in the past few weeks though already IMO. Him not joining Daisy and doing everything he could to save or stop her was good stuff.
>>82871310
Heh, I didn't get that at first
>>82875793
We need to see some signs of the Royal Inhumans who're up on the dark side of the Moon. They have to be noticing the surge of Inhuman activity on Earth by now.
So it looks like next season is Marvels Agents of Civil War. I suspect they're introducing AIDA / Jocasta along with LMDs so that they can have the team bicker over if the robo-people have human rights.
>>82875422
Director Cap is not happening anytime this close to Civil War.
But yeah, that'd have been pretty hype.
>>82875576
>>82875625
I guess I have a different idea of what "confirmed" means.
>>82875687
honestly it was handled quite well
>>82875461
Ward LMD, anon. Have faith.
>>82875891
Do you think they're not going to bring LMDs into the show?
>>82875891
It literally said "LMD" on the screen and showed him looming over a mysterious figure behind glass
Are you dense
>>82875582
Inhumans back to 'subplot' at best has me more hype for next season than I ever was for this season.
