They Said It Couldn't Happen!
The one Millar comic I've never touched.
A oddity of odysseys wrapped in a comeback.
The sights and sounds and fire and the heroic fury.
And, really, just plain weird...
This is-
Ultimate Avengers
Here we go...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oSYhNVaHwY
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM MILLAR-FLAVORED EDGEand some pretty art
>>82840262
OH MAN CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE RAPE
Subtle
One positive...Hawkeye got some therapy in this series.
How is it that Millar, who practically invented the Ultimate Universe, can't write it for shit?
Remember that whole subplot about Mr. Fantastic creating the Cosmic Cube?
Fun shit.
>>82840469
Things changed too much.
He couldn't hold his old tricks when he was the front man
>>82840405
>>82840422
>Tony fucks off in the middle of fucking AIM STEALING COSMIC CUBE PLANS to get drunk and play chess at a bdsm club
Bravo
>>82840602
I'd be tired of the UFF's shit too.
They're nothing but trouble.
I love that Hawkeye costume
>>82840602
Y'know what? This is probably the best representation of Tony Stark. The version that Marvel has now is boring and uninteresting.
>>82840664
why would Steve's son be Red Skull 2.0? Hell, at best I'd have assumed he'd be a child celebrity that OD's in the 60's.
I don't care about how bad this is, i just love to read about Cap punching a lot of men
>>82840740
Oh boy, you are in for a treat
This the one whereRed Skull is Cap's son, or am I thinking of something else?
>>82840262
god, I fucking hate you Dave.
>>82840405
>RELATIVE Vodka
Heheheeee
>>82840811
Yup
>>82840820
wait, why couldn't cap just tell them why he was concerned
>>82840262
GODDAMMIT DAVE
I do keep putting this one off
So erm, are modern comics all this uninspired shit? Everything post 2010 has this lifeless photoshop look.
>>82840820
Why are those clearly commercial 737s so tiny inside?
Why would your gun be loaded while flying across the ocean?
>>82840834
Is this the Asbar of Avengers?
>>82840882
That's digital art for you
>>82840262
oh cool I love this comic.
>>82840882
a lot of comics have broken the mold of this boring house style.
>>82841001
>TACTICAL GENIUS
>just punches his way out
Fuck sake.
>>82841024
BwahahahHa
>>82840850
You don't UNDERSTAND
>>82841024
we /JeffTheKiller/ now
Who doesn't love Mycroft Stark?
Tony's Smarter, Blonder, Brother?
>>82841039
I cant stop laughing>>82841113
Every single chacter in this book could fit in the coldsteel template couldnt they?
>>82841113
>Codename New Black Widow
Oh, fucking clever.
God this comic is bad.
Hey remember Tony Starks older twin brother who is way smarter and cooler and doesnt drink and is a doctor and has blond hair and WHITE suits because poetry?
I love these series, even with all the objectively horrible bits.random but I wish JrJr could've done one kick ass a shit
>>82840959
>>82840979
>>82841001
>>82841024
Greatest origin story known to man
Still better than Ultimates 3.
>>82841216
Ultimate universe really doesn't dick around with killing, does it?
>>82841113
>Mycroft Stark
I GET IT
>>82841232
You're not wrong.
>>82841198
someone skipped leg day
>>82841216
>They surrender
>He kills them all AND wipes out the village>>82841237
S U I T S
U
I
T
S
>>82841269
Oy vey
>>82841269
>It's 9am you degenerate
I love this unironically
It's easy when you don't care
>>82841269
>>82841325
>>82841304
>Blond hair instead of black
>white suit instead of black
>teetotaller instead of alcholic
>Has a MRS Jarvis instead of a Mister Jarvis
Holy christ Millar we get it.
AHHHH FUCK YEAH
IT'S THIS GUY
HE"S THE GUY!
IGNORE HIM!
>>82840664
Oh god, I remember this. I read every Ultimate comic back then I didn't have internet. The idea that Red Skull is Cap's son sounds stupid but the execution wasn't terrible (still not good though). It was interesting to say the least.
>>82841343
Should have just made him a straight up mongoloid at that rate, to counter Tony's smarts.
Mrs. Jarvis is his care-taker
>>82841368
Wait is that Zombie Universe Spiderman?
>>82841397
That's brilliant
>>82841368
So who was this supposed to be before the obvious plot change of him being north korean
>>82841389
Ahahahahahaha
Its like Marvel tails gets trolled
>>82841368
Who is the mysterious Spiderman some believe it to be Jane foster.
>>82841407
No one knows.
>>82841389
Ahahahahahaha
Its like Marvel tails gets trolled>>82841445
Pffff
>>82841377
>He HATES the French
Ultimate Cap is the asshole, right?
>>82841484
>bob hope
who?
>>82841216
>>82841237
It's disgusting how this is supposed to be the same character from the Ultimate Iron Man series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ
thread theme
>>82841445
>he oneshots clint in two fucking panels
>>82841491
Yes, huge asshole
>>82841491
He wasn't until after Ultimates 2
>>82841491
Just you wait
>>82840405
Jesus, why's Tony so fat?
>>82841511
UIM was retconned into being a comic adaptation of Stark's story in the Ultimate Universe. SO META.
>>82841472
How does a car turn into a 30 foot tall exo-suit?
>>82841611
It's Iron Man with Balls, It even has Tank Mode
>>82841604
And in this very comic the "real rhodey" mocks the fitional version of him as a pussy
>>82841604
Fuck me, are you serious? Goddamn what a shitty universe. It wasn't the greatest thing ever written, but I feel like somewhere along the line people forgot the point of the UltUni. Compare the first runs of pretty much everything to the shit it dribbled into.
>>82841565
>Pinky and Perky
Is Rhodey british?
>>82841593
He beat her with bug spray
BUG SPRAY
>>82841675
Ultimate Universe went to shit really fast.
>>82841636
>a million witnesesses
BLACK OPS
>>82841715
Where would he possibly have gotten a suit that big that fast?
>>82841636
Did
Did Cap just deliberately put a kindergarten in harm's way?
>>82841704
Looks like Cap just got Greened.
>>82841730
OH SHIT
BLACK OPS!
When do they become homoerotic vampires with boob lights.
>>82841762
Dave how often do you think of suicide?
>>82841782
After Vice President Ghost Rider
>>82841636
>30ft tall battle mech
>WMD levels of firepower
>BLACK OPS
>>82841787
Not much at all.
And come on...this was requested.
That means time to break out the beer and tunes.
Oh, BYOB, and LTYOT
>>82841076
>three
I will never get over how amazing President Cap was
>>82841790
>Someone actually read Carey UFF
>>82841749
He knew Rhodes would never attck him there.Actually he is a huge asshole and Millar likes to masturbate to child violence
>>82841843
Wait...what?
Outside of Salem Seven,,,that was the last time UFF was good.
>>82841001
whats the green shit in the third panel?
>>82841445
cracking up at somehow the darts bouncing back into CLiNT
UFF Mk. 2 notwithstanding of course.
>>82841813
Roll for what I fap to.
I witheld for half a week because I took my model crush of four years to a bisexual orgy and had a shamanic experince.
I have been self draining from the afterglow ever since.
>>82841883
there's just something unintentionally silly seeing a bullet poking out of a gun like that. Like it's sliding out instead of being shot
It's a real shame Marvel editorial didn't rein Millar in by this point and let this series be an edgefest instead of the real Ultimates 3.
>>82841865
>Combination of Islam and Marxism
Oh christ this has me on the floor.
>>82841938
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WON'T HEAL
>>82841865
In that book he mashed up Thanos and the Eternals with Darkseid and the Forever people.
The comics cube was made into an anti life equation expy and after building it he sent it back in time TO thanos because MUH TIME LOOP
>>82841987
RED SKULL ON THE GRASSY KNOLOL
>>82841953
It's the most Millar line in the most Millar book ever written, it's perfect.
>>82841991
Outside of Thanos' valley girl speaking father...that was some really entertaining stuff.
>>82841949
>>82841938
>>82841987
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>>82841987
Haha! Oh fuck!
>>82841940
makes you expect like a reveal of someone shrunk on it or something
>>82841949
Ok, fine
I will admit it, you did it Miller
You figured out the most evil thing a character could do
Great Job
>>82842041
wait which one
>>82841987
I like that this is supposed to be a huge shock, immediately after showing he made a woman murder her own husband, watch her baby die, and then get gang raped.
but naw, let's Lee-Harvey Oswald this shit
>>82841944
Dude, this WAS the real Ultmates 3.
This shit is the logical conclusion to what Millae began, its actually his total Summation of his mainstream cape work like Multiveristy was for Moz.
As comic writers both know how to play off the styles and themes of othes, with both booms they are playing off THEMSELVES.
This is what happens when Mark Millar gets Mark Millared.
What happens when you get The Ultimate version of The Ultimates?
>>82842077
What's that stuff around him? Are those shell casings hitting him? Why would they be falling straight down?
So erm is this what the youngins consider 'edgy'?
>>82841855
That doesn't even make any sense. The logic of this arc is retarded, especially in this scene.
>assemble black-ops team to capture Cap
>do it during the day time
>it becomes a city-wide fight
>millions in property damage occur
>establish a character that is a mass murderer in a flying WMD
>War Machine is at no point trying to capture Cap but straight up murder him
>he literally rips buildings apart
>but somehow blasting a kindergarden is too much
>even if Cap takes a step away from the room, you'd think Rhodey would still blast the fuck out of him
>this is all supposed to be covert
>even the little things like new Black Widow saying Hawkeye should grow up for her using the name of the woman who murdered his children
>HEY GUYS DID YOU SEE HOW OPPOSITE BUT AMAZING TONY'S BROTHER IS?
Fuck off Miller, this is insanely poor writing. I am so glad the movies didn't go the Ultimate route like we all thought they would in the mid 2000s.
Imagine if we had serial killer Rhodey and jignostic asshole Cap in the MCU.
>>82842058
this man is EDGE in physical form. Even Frank has morals, but this guy only has intelligence, nihilistism, and a wicked sense of humor.
>>82841695
He learned it fromPym
>>82842002
I actuallt dig how Mark isf rom that same Morrison school but takes it in his own way.
Through all the edge you can s see that raw creative insanity. Mark combines a childs imagination with a childs vulgarity.
Ita ask cop on Puberty, Jack Kir/b/
>>82842174
It's what the Jupiter's Saga is made of
>>82842166
>Thermonuclear laser to the chest
>Then throw a rock!
So this hulk is like super smart right?
>>82842146
>Imagine if we had serial killer Rhodey and jignostic asshole Cap in the MCU.
I want Zack Snyder to film an Ultimates movie
>>82842146
Snyder-Verse, then?
>that hyperedge storytime died with moe
>>82841969
>That splat
Just noticed it.
BRAVO MARK
>>82841938
>>82841983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHd4BQIiGw
>>82842016
Oh I know its just everything after like the first one or two runs of ultimate x men and ff tend to be forgotten
So what was the reaction to this when it came out?
>>82842127
I like how, all of a sudden, Rhodey cares about the pussy.
>>82842222
>Surrender monkeys surrender
Lel
>>82842204
Mark Millar alternate Earth Squadron Supreme when
>>82842095
>Red Skull with a COSMIC CUBE
>He just fucks around until the good guys win
>>82842041
why is War Machine laying off Red Wasp here? we just had two issues detailing how he's a sociopath, why the fuck would he start caring about anyone's feelings now?
>>82841198
>>82841216
Ultimate Warmachine is so ugly
>>82842335
because he a good boy, he dindu nuffin
>>82842329
in retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have been too surprised how evil Reed ended
>>82842291
>>82842305
Genius
>>82842329
He is waiting for Dad to show up so he can fist fight and beat him. Hoping to get over all his daddy issues.
>keikaku
>>82842146
Yeah DC just took Zack Snyder and filmed it instead. Thank fuck Feige has more brains.
>>82842222
This isnt even ironic
BRAVO MILLAR
>>82842273
>You can't be objective about your son
He wants to kill him
Fury wants to kill him
There is literally no one in this damn book who doesn't want to kill Red Skull.
>>82841298
This is so fucking stupid/funny.
She has a pointy hat to fly through people like a bullet.
>>82841749
>Did Cap just deliberately put a kindergarten in harm's way?
He landed in there by accident.
But if he had not brought Rhodes attention to the kids he he may have opened fire.
So he absolutely did the right thing.
>>82842146
It gets even more insanely dumb from here
>>82842413
nah that's actually a classic Wasp look. Millar just finally makes it work
>>82842409
I like that Millar never felt the need to update his pop culture references. He was a hip kid in the early 2000s and figured that would hold forever.
>>82842409
this is so dated it hurts.
>>82842439
Who's this black widow supposed to be?
