What the fuck is this thing
Dear gog jesus
>>82832367
Hussie suicide when?
>>82832367
It is a joke from a sadistic author
for the record
"deploying the john" sounds like you are talking about a toilet
>>82832367
>It's like when Mario gets the star.
>You know when Mario gets the star?
>So for a while he becomes flashy and hyperactive and nothing's challenging anymore.
>He just starts barreling over mushrooms and leaping over pits as fast as he can, then gets to the end and jumps on the flagpole and that's it. Mario "wins".
>But the point is, he didn't really win. That magic star was actually devastating to his development as a human being.
>Mario NEEDS to stomp on all those mushrooms. He NEEDS to bonk those bricks with his head, for the sake of his personal growth.
>By using the star, he is denying himself many powerful moments of catharsis.
What did he mean by this?
>that Kanaya
Do these people just skip life drawing and copy other artists shit? I'm that guy always bitching about learning to art and this pisses me off
>>82832520
I think he's trying to mock the notion of character development, without realizing that stars in Mario are balanced around the level
what really WAS the point of davepeta? It didn't really give closure to davesprite, it didn't hook up with Jade, it didn't even really contribute to the final fight
>>82832520
Isn't the star itself "cartharthis?"
Unless I'm playing the first level of Mario the star is never a "free win" button. I either have to work hard as fuck to get it or I have to play a level based around having the star.
Hey losers
>>82832662
Hussie thought it gave closure to davesprite.
>>82831410
By being the opposite aspect of a mary sue you become one too.
>>82832748
hot
>>82832621
>>82832669
What, did you think hussie actually played videogames?
>>82832774
davesprite already fucking had closure. He failed.
Remember when Hussie did that to characters? And even wrote up a thing about how not everyone succeeds?
Davesprite not being able to do it and giving Jade to a Dave that might develop into someone better and then flying away and out of the story was a good ending
>>82832367
I wanna fuck that thing
>>82832904
How about now?
>>82832961
That thing in the OP, not this thing
What sprite^2 combos could have been fun? I'm thinking Nannavrosprite, if only because it would have been easier on the eyes colorwise.
>>82832748
>John this is the wrong comic for that
>let's go back to three years
never saw that line before
so close goddamn
i just wanna get in front of that kanaya eurgh
Davepeta did nothing wrong. She never asked for this.
>>82833002
Davebro
Daverose
Rose/Roxy
>>82833062
Repeating what I said some time ago: your art goes better as a poster and with LOWAS on background.
>>82833062
I already voted cuz
Good luck
>>82833002
a double nannasprite would have been fun
but then that's a sprite^3
>>82833121
>Daverosesprite
I came.
>>82833062
Sorry, dont wanna make fake accounts
>>82833002
eridan's legs and gcat
>>82833002
Lalondesprite is the only one that matters
>>82833002
>erisol + vriska sprite
I WOULD CALL IT
THE HATE SINGULARITY
>>82832871
Nah, he still has characters fail. Just look at Jake and Karkat.
>>82833145
can't edit it once its submitted
i just need votes now
>>82833179
thank anon
>>82833198
i wouldnt want you to but thank you
>>82833062
THAT is your hated Kanaya rival? Good grief, that's shit.
>>82833290
there's still punctuation
>>82833290
Shut the fuck up l8ser!!!!!!!!
>>82833062
>Genesis
I never want to see another Sburb frog again
I got chills when I saw that design
The bad kind
>>82833335
mother FUCKER
lemme try again
ohhhhhhhhh
>>82832748
oh god this style is horrible
>>82833109
*it never asked for this
>>82833431
your welcome
>>82833431
Congratulation
fuck man i could listen to mystery skulls on loop for eternity
in non shitpost related news, has anyone ever gotten scans of that Equius and Vriska Paradox Space Hussie wrote
>>82833511
The book isn't even out yet numpnuts
>>82833446
What are you on kid?
You even used an anime reaction image
Jesus christ thats cringy
>>82833549
Anime reaction images are valid on every board because 4chan is a weeaboo website.
>>82833472
>>82833474
why was Horrus such a weenie
>>82833532
fug
>>82833431
Tfw I hate you because you're a tripfag but I respect you because of Roxygen and art skills
Is this what spade romance feels like?
>>82833619
Spades romance feels exactly like your feelings towards Homestuck
>>82833446
I thought the style was alright
Also what the fuck is up with that shitty weeb reaction image
>>82833605
Zahhaks are forever stuck with obscurity due to the Void
>>82833619
Vfan <3< tUMUt is the best blackrom tripship
>>82832669
>Unless I'm playing the first level of Mario the star is never a "free win" button. I either have to work hard as fuck to get it
Well, the heroes didn't have to work for the spiral sucker. Calliope just gave her half to Jane, and Caliborn gave the other half to Jake.
>or I have to play a level based around having the star.
Eh? I don't remember that being the case except in those super hard fangames where you have to get a star and then run on munchers before it wears off. The Nobles' session wasn't really like that.
But maybe Caliborn's was. If a dead session is supposed to be ridiculously difficult as a punishment for the player who started it, then it would be fitting if there were ridiculous challenges where he had to use cheap powerups just to survive.
>>82832662
It reminded us that there's such thing as a Dave that isn't a worthless piece of shit.
>>82833312
people
people just keep voting on it
i just dont want to be behind it anymore
>>82833446
>Hating on pancake
cruelty to drawfriends of days past
>>82833732
But davepeta was entirely worthles
>>82833511
I know he loves skulls but
>Jake implied as Lewis
Ughhhh
>>82833712
>Eh? I don't remember that being the case except in those super hard fangames where you have to get a star and then run on munchers before it wears off. The Nobles' session wasn't really like that.
There's literally a level exactly like that in Mario 3. It's in ice world iirc.
>>82833785
Shh, it's obviously Caliborn.
>>82833312
I like it apart from the stupid blood tones
hi thread, i'm back from finals
any requests?
>>82833592
no they arent FUCK OFF
>>82833753
k here's another vote coming
godspeed angel
>>82833785
i don't really give two shits about the overlying story, i just like the music because i am on amphetamines and my bass is BUMPIN
>>82833853
yesss
welcome back
>>82833853
Mituna shredding it
>>82833853
Rose dressing up as Dave to try and seduce a pregnant Jade
>>82833857
>This guy
>>82833549
>>82833652
That's exactly why I googled 'anime child vomiting'. It's only fitting to throw shit at a pile a' shit innit? Whatever autists get mad cuz your animu comic made by some teenage tumblrette sucks balls I don't care
>>82833853
PM's ass please
>>82833853
A sobbing Rose surrounded by burnt hotpockets
>>82833853
Archaeologists uncovering ancient SBAHJ stuff while a time-traveling Dave laughs in the corner
>>82833853
aradia taking a nap
>>82833853
Terezi on a Vriska-themed leash.
>>82833756
I'll say it again cuz your shitty fuckin 'thread subculture' is literally worth LESS than a brony's cumrag:
PANCAKE A WEEABOO SHIT
and if you like them you a BITCH NIGGA
>>82834047
Why are you so upset, anon
Take your antipsychotics and chill the fuck out
>>82832367
Stop making me lust for fuccbwa OP
>>82833853
Bro erotically shoving a smuppet's nose through Caliope's skeletal nose-hole
>>82833853
Karkat x kiwi
>>82833853
tumblr rubbing one out, thinking about /hsg/ and MSPAF fucking
>>82833619
i also made a duttle once
can you still hate me?
also get rekt kanaya
>>82834235
>rubbing
They're not a man
>>82834247
It's still called rubbing one out, even if it's a lady
> there are people itt who want art of Homestuck girls getting eaten out
That's fucking gross. Eating pussy is rank
>>82834237
Would it be fun if your shirt won and people accused you of teaming with "misogynist anonymous" or something like that
>>82834299
Sorry we can't all be as gung ho about sucking dick as you, anon
>>82834237
How's the other one doing? Or is it not there yet?
>>82834301
She probably found out that Hussie let the homophobes win
>>82834301
Drag on for several years
She probably didn't drop it for social justice-related reasons, since it only got more progressive as it went on
Was davepetasprite supposed to be the token trans character?
>>82834237
>hetero shit
lol SOMEONE doesn't want money
>>82834301
CAUCASIAN
>>82834341
No, she said it before the year-long hiatus stopped. She didn't even know who won.
>>82834301
If she saw HALF of any single TSO strip she'd be morally obligated to boycott the man forever.
>>82834299
Not everyone's a big of a FUCKING FAGGOT as you. And not just a gay faggot, but the kind of faggot who brings shit from the other threads in here.
>>82834299
Like you would know
>>82834334
i only entered the one
so now that we've gotten our "finale", do people still think Homestuck is the Ulysses of webcomics
>>82834476
Oh. Well I do like the one you entered more anyway. Can you not enter two or was it gonna be tons of work?
>>82834530
Remove your name and we can speak
>>82834530
No because it took me less re-readings to understand Homestuck than it did Ulysses.
And to really get what Ulysses was about I had to read the Odyssey and a bunch of other literary shit, while most of the references in Homestuck are only superficial.
>>82834530
Homestuck is the Bioshock Infinite of webcomics
>>82834538
i was running out of time so i just chose one to finish
i didnt realize i wouldnt need the hi-res artwork till the contest was over
otherwise i wouldve entered the other one too
>>82834451
>>82834405
>>82834331
How big of a beta do you have to be to suck on a stinky wet hole?
>>82834530
Wasn't the whole thing about that that homestuck was so fucking long and difficult to read people only do it for bragging rights? If that was true than no, it never was. People only read homestuck due to autism of the first degree.
>>82834574
>shitty ending that just goes "you don't get it!"
>ending up sucking because of retarded creator
>early plans so much better
>mostly good for porn
Sounds about right
>>82834530
its long and its a mess but its still worth reading
yeah i guess so
>>82834601
I don't know, kid. Unlike you I've never tasted one on the end of a cock
>>82834601
We get it, you love cocks. Go lay in front of John's hammer why don't you.
>>82834616
>>82834574
oh no
oh nooooooooooo
>>82834570
farts depart
>>82834601
lol
>>82834601
Anon, no matter what you try to do, sucking dick isn't normal. Quit trying to pretend you're somehow cool.
will john ever find out the horrible secret alpha dad is hiding?
>>82834697
He'll find out when he becomes the alpha dad
>>82832520
>Dave: We're just fuckin human beings we don't have arcs
What did he mean by this?
>>82832867
He's played a few, like Super Mario 64 or Pikmin, according to him.
Oh and IPGD made him play Metal Gear Solid apparently.
>>82834530
Yes, but only in the same exact same proportion of how much worse webcomics are than literature.
>>82834530
>>82834571
I read Ulysses and got nothing from it
2deep4me or maybe i just like my prose to resemble tenth grade english
Jokes that were never really that funny but only got repeated so much because it was part of the fandom:
>Gog/Jegus
>Buckets/Pails
>"H3Y COOL K1D"
>Using "glub" as every other word in a sentence
>Stairs/It Keeps Happening
>"dude hussie is so mysterious :o"
>Let me tell you about Homestuck
>Pantskat
>Crabkat
>Reaching for some obscure-as-fuck parallel and thinking it's intentional and proof of Hussie being the best writer ever
>Calling yourself "trash"
>The word "hella"
>Actually thinking You Can't Fight the Homestuck was a good song
What else?
>>82834731
Hussie was trying to be avant garde.
>>82834768
>trash
>hella
>a homestuck thing
>>82834768
stairs actually was that funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9sQaIn1BmA
>>82834768
sweet bro and hella jeff is a wonderful, pure thing
![[s]-seer-order-takeaway.png](https://i.imgur.com/qWtgKct.png "[s]-seer-order-takeaway.png")
>>82833930
This is it, I've peaked as an artist
>>82834768
>Doesn't even mention "X, All of the X"
Literally a Post 2014 fandom jumping tumblrite. Get your shit out of here.
>>82834880
based
>>82834880
>order takeaway
>rose tries to heat up leftover chinese food
>the microwave explodes
>>82833930
Did... did I forget something in the comic? What's up with Rose and hot pockets?
>>82834880
blog?
>>82834935
i think it's steel you big smol dummy
>>82834768
>Labeling myself as trash was Homestuck's doing
oh
![[s]-seer-order-takeaway.png](https://i.imgur.com/1UQlv9a.png "[s]-seer-order-takeaway.png")
>>82834880
wait i accidentally a line
>>82834964
>>82834935
Not steel, no blog
>>82834992
aw
>>82834964
never question my art recognizing skills ever again
>>82832662
What was really the point with, like, half the shit in the comic?
>It's a Karkat is completely useless episode
>>82834768
Stairs are still as funny as ever.
I warned you bro. This meme is forever
>>82834809
>>82834987
"Hella" only became a thing because of trying to sound semi-ironically cool a-la-Dave.
"Trash" really didn't get off the ground until "Homestuck trash" was a thing.
>>82835069
>"Hella" only became a thing because of trying to sound semi-ironically cool a-la-Dave.
you fucking what
"Hella" has been around since at least the 70s
>>82835069
hella has definitely been a thing since like 2009
>>82834047
bit rude but you're right
they have a worse case of sameface than fucking mspa does
>>82835061
You can't fit all of Homestuck into one episode, that like a 30-hour movie.
>>82834931
It's an hsg thing about how rose is too stupid/incompetent to bake a hot pocket
>>82835117
I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew has been a thing for a fucking century. That doesn't stop it from being Homestuck-related thing now.
It might not be directly tied the same way Stairs and Jegus and shit is, but there's some overlap in how kids started using it today.
>>82835069
dude they say hella in achewood
>>82834768
>Calling yourself trash
But that's just everyone. It has nothing to do with homestuck
Unless you're talking about "it's tuesday you fat nasty trash". That was legitimately funny.
>>82835225
Well yeah but everyone forgot about that song until Homestuck revived it
Nobody forgot about "hella", it was still in common use on April 12, 2009 and it still will be after Homestuck is completely forgotten
>>82835069
Using retro slang like it's cool again is not a dave patented move.
>>82835061
>It's a Vriska fixes everything episode
>>82835225
no, kids use it today because they've used it since the 1980s
there is a regional component though so maybe that's why you missed it
>>82832748
>you've taken a liking to belgarath
OK, that's pretty good.
>>82835351
Regional?
Where was it a common thing? I never really heard it that much until the Homestuck generation.
>>82835422
Norcal
>>82835338
thinkin_about_friends_dying.jpg
>>82832904
Needs a banner with that quote
>>82835433
Oh, I'm a southerner. Guess that explains it.
>>82835433
I'd say probably west coast in general. You've played life is strange, right?
Out of the 8 kids, with one had the worst life pre-sburb? I'd say Jake, nigga was stranded on a shitty island full of monsters all by himself.
>>82835585
Dirk or Roxy
>>82835560
LiS isn't exactly a documentary about West Coast living, seeing as the developers were French
post cute shit
>>82835585
dirk
>>82835585
In order of improving quality of life:
1) Dirk and Roxy
2) Jake
=== HUGE GAP===
3) Jade
4) Jane (a lot like John but with assassination attempts)
5) Dave
6) Rose
7) John
ive had this for years and have never shared it with anybody, until now
>>82835661
why
>>82835661
this is a mother 3 thing right
>>82835645
jake likes being alone though. he was pretty happy with his life and so was jade.
>>82835661
Thanks
>>82835709
That's cute.
>>82835661
that thing reminds of that japanese dreamcast game about raising the weird tadpole/man hybrid
and leonard nimoy was the narrator
when u cup a feel of ur baby girl
>>82835670
someone i have on skype kept bugging me to commission them something. I couldn't think of anything and I didn't really want to spend any money so I said no, eventually he was just like 'you dont need to pay i literally just need ideas'
I didn't think he'd actually do it
>>82835697
Yeah. I have no idea why it exists. Homestuck draws some inspiration from Earthbound, but I doubt Hussie ever played Mother 3.
>>82835776
The game is Seaman. AVGN made an episode about it, it's one of the best newer episodes.
...And I just realized I've been watching the AVGN series since 2006. 10 fucking years but it doesn't feel like it.
>>82835634
>>82834348
Remember when people thought Calliope was the trans character before we knew anything about her because she had "uranian" in her handle?
People say that I'm like Dirk. What does this mean?
>>82835875
You're gay
>>82835875
it means you gotta chop your head off
>>82835827
jesus
thats precious
>>82834697
what the hell is happening here
how is that not a real hat
>>82835869
remember everyone thought the idea of calliope/caliborn having lime/red blood was fucking retarded
https://desustorage.org/co/thread/37828581/#37832293
>>82835875
Control freak? Master ironicist? Do you practice rap ventriloquism?
>>82835915
because he glued it on with dental glue
>>82835869
i just looked up the word uranian and wow thanks homestuck for teaching me even more things
>>82835914
why is rorb such a borb
>>82835937
I sealed my urethra shut with dental glue when I didn't know any better and that was not a fun week.
>>82835894
>>82835903
How can I suck dick if kill myself?
>>82835918
I don't know. I really like puppets though. They are appealing...
>>82833973
>>82835634
I always liked these
>>82835971
Are you new here and asking us because you don't know anything about Homestuck? Maybe you'd like it. You need to know that the ending doesn't resolve anything before you start, though. It's like Evangelion or the Phantom Pain.
If you're curious, you might want to read Problem Sleuth first, it's a much shorter work similar in execution and it has a satisfying conclusion.
>>82835952
that was from like 3 years ago
maybe rorb has always been a borb
>>82835998
She still makes those, too
http://charmsandpandas.tumblr.com
>>82835914
>>82835998
>Dave having a skin color
REEEEEEEEEE
>>82835971
>How can I suck dick if kill myself?
You have to kill yourself while sucking dick
>>82836022
I know a fair bit about Homestuck but it's all kind of blurred together. I remember Vriska, Nepeta, and the ending being complete shit and that's about all I can recall right now.
I guess what I'm saying is that I know about Dirk, I just don't know how to properly look at him and compare myself.
>>82836108
Gotta' be a big dick then.
>>82835971
well if you cut your head off it still has a mouth
>>82836029
damn!
thats some commitment
i used to make little stuff like that for etsy but i couldnt do it quick enough to make a decent profit, also tiny detail work like that kills your neck
>>82836198
It's nice that Davesprite and Jade have repaired their relationship
>>82836198
Are birds good pets?
>>82836234
Depends on the bird
>>82836146
Were the people who said this your friends? They might mean you're cool and calculating and witty. If they weren't, they might mean you're manipulative, impersonal, insincere, and domineering.
>>82836234
They're loud and make a mess
>you will never be blind and have aradia walk you everywhere
>you will never be sollux
why live
>>82836146
You kinda type like him
>>82836234
No, and keeping a bird in a cage for its whole life is basically the most cruel kind of pet care that's considered normal by people.
>>82836268
>john, sollux, and aradia do cherub vore
>>82836234
I had to take care of chicks for some time and I fucking loved it. The only doensides is that they are very maintence heavy since they shit everywhere all the time. So you gotta have a specific room for them covered in like, journal or some shit with soft hay so they don't hurt themselves. Also, if you get one, make sure you get 3+ since they can get sick from loneliness.
>>82836258
Yeah, they were friends. I dunno' how exactly you could determine what I'm like from this though. Basically everything beyond standard Wikipedia article trash (also known as just piling on adjectives) I've read about him seems to be borderline contradictory and nonsensical.
A comprehensive view of him looks almost impossible and that's basically what I'm looking for.
>>82836270
Because of grammar and punctuation or what?
>>82836286
I-Is it possible to own a happy bird?
>>82836359
Yeah you are pretty much Dirk.Embrace your fractured personality hidden by a façade of stoic aloofness.
>>82836389
>>82836389
Yes, chickens.
Or you keep them outside the cage, since some birds like to live like that.
Who would john rape first when he finally snaps and goes on a rampage?
>>82836463
Roxy, who would think he was just roleplaying and be into it
>>82836463
You
>>82836407
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
>>82836497
this.
the rape rampage would also end here
she subdues his anger and they cuddle instead
>>82836552
>>82836552
>>82836572
Nah, she outrapes him
>>82836268
>you will never slide your wriggling maroon bulge between Sollux's thin lips, into his toothless mouth
>>82836463
Karkat
It's not gay if it's a troll
>>82836572
john lustrage cannot be contained by one woman alone
One time a friend compared me to Dave but she didn't mean I was funny, she meant I was insecure and probably gay
>>82836463
John's not a rapist
I can't believe Homestuck didn't actually have a plot, after 7 years.
>>82836694
>>82836722
Only because a corpse cant consent
Vriska is the key to all of this
If we can retcon her death
Because she's a funnier character than we've ever had before
>>82836902
10/10. But that's more like Gamzee.
>>82836198
That's not what Jade looks like.
>>82837064
>Iowa
>lowas
>>82837064
Why is John's mouth bleeding?
>>82837141
>>82837156
I think he's wearing red snake bite piercings.
>>82833853
didn't see this when you originally posted it and never got to thank you so... thank you!!!
>>82837064
>these faggots are in charge of making a new universe
lol they're fucked
>>82837064
>heterosexual rose with long hair
>>82835914
>those bare feet
what a slut
does anyone have that one pic of the cute Kanaya plush?
>>82833853
>>82837253
That wasn't really Loki, by the way. You all got rused. Looked up her posts and she doesn't type that way. She caps her I's.
>>82837121
OK I was not expecting Rose <> Roxy smut while John watched.
>>82837324
