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http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/05/16/review-the-angry-birds-movie-is-a-timely-parable-for-the-donald-trump-age/#3e3c2c1928a5
>The story is a pretty obvious parable for European colonialism and the horrors which it brought to indigenous peoples.
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They're not wrong, the pigs are very obviously rapefugees, hell they even have the beard.
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THE PIGSLAMIC STATE RISES
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Pigshallah brothers
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>>82823806

And the boat


And the fertility theft
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I can't fucking believe we're about to spend the whole goddamn summer arguing over whether or not the feature length, theatrically released movie based on the Angry Birds iphone app is a metaphor for Europe's immigrant crisis.

This doesn't even feel like real life anymore
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>>82823950
If there was any movie that could tackle it, its angry birds
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>>82823957

>tackle it

INTO THE SLINGSHOT YOU GO CARLOS
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>>82823868
>Umar
>Ajit
>Awan

>Asian
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>>82823950
Reality lost its grip on reality a long time ago my friend
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>>82824013
>he doesn't know that there's no such thing as middle east or arab in Londanistan
I envy you.
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>>82823775

My god, /pol/ is just winning all over the place this year.
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http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html

>Men shouldn't make movies
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>>82824013
what continent do you think pakistan is in?
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>>82824078
I think that is a trolling website.
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>>82824062
/pol/ doesn't win so much as SJWs fail
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>>82824113
It got put on Rotten Tomatoes.
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>>82823806
No, they think it's actually anti-European and supposed to represent the horror of European conquest of weaker states.
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>>82823775
again with the trump

I look forward to the Trump X-men Apocalypse and Storks reviews
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>>82824062
>winning

Just because you can predict the shitty outcome of stupid decisions doesn't mean you are the winner, especially when you are suffering the consequences.
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>>82824156
That is effective trolling alright.
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>>82824179
Did the Europeans have beards then?!

Yeah, didn't think so
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>>82824199
fucking savage
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>>82824199
savage
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>>82824179
>half the movie is the pigs trying to keep the birds unaware of just how many pigs are coming to the island
>this must be about the noble savage guys!
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FUCKING PIGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>82823950
Real life has a new definition now baka
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>>82824108
Is rape a continent
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Do not believe their fear mongering
PIGS ARE THE SPECIES OF PEACE
#NotAllHogs
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Probably when critics are confused about this film, Nostalgia Critic might sum it up perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZfREexlcT0
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>mfw the harder this place complains about /pol/ the more prominent they become

I TOLD YOU ABOUT MEME MAGIC BRO

I WARNED YOU DAWG
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/pol/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN
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>all the kids will now hate pigs and become muslims
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>>82824244
European conquerors were mostly shaven, but some had beards. Others had great moustaches and van dykes.
The important part is the fact they never sported the lincoln, as Islamists do today. I think that's the most blatant reference to Islam in the move.
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>>82823775
>Europeans invading natives: bad
>Muslims invading natives: good

Someone explain this to me.
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>>82824511
You're fucking a white male.
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>>82824426
> Confirmed for never seeing the movie.
It was anti Jew you fucking band wagon jumping idiot.
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>>82824511
>European invading natives: bad
>Muslims escaping wartorn countries because of conflicts started by Western countries who profit over their misery: good
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>>82824511
Fake Progressive Teens in denial. Basically left wing version of /pol/
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>>82824511

You could at least argue that European Imperialism actually helped those countries in the long run.
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>>82824511
One was done out of stupid ignorance from 400+ years ago.

The other is in modern society where we should know better.
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>>82824511
>white people bring technology and civilization
>bad
please I'm thankful white people gave us formal education and infrastructure, shit if it wasn't for them my whole family wouldn't exist and I wouldn't be posting right now
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>>82824542
>conflicts started by Western countries
Nobody made them believe in a hateful, violent, racist, homophobic, misogynistic ideology. By displacing them all that happens is they bring the same hateful, violent, racist, homophobic, misogynistic ideology that ruined their own nations to ours.
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>>82824541
>disney
>anti jew

select one
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>>82824108
Not him but for most people "Asian" means "oriental" and not subcontient. It's used in British media regarding muslim the same way terms like "youth" or "teen" are used regarding blacks.
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>>82824665
You haven't seen the movie yet either eh?
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>>82824511
>my first, and probably last time to post this on topic
Thank you
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>>82824436
Oinki oinki for bird women
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>>82824689
Yes, I've seen it.

>Jewish company
>Anti jew

It's not happening, bro.
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>>82824530
Well you're getting fucked by a white male. Who's worse off in that situation?
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>>82824757
I'll be gentle
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>>82824511
Most of it is anti-Bush "fuck you dadism" on the part of Americans because Iraq and Bush were bad therefore muslims are innocent victims at all times. With Europeans it's a combination of that and half a century of being indoctrinated about the hatred of national pride post-WWII, de-Nazification was little more than an excuse by the Eternal Anglo and Americans instill a culture of guilt and shame at being German onto the Germans.
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>>82824982
Where are your sources for any if this information. Where are you reading this.
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>>82825018
that's just straight up /pol/ orthodoxy.
that happens to be predominantly correct
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>being /pol/ enough to think that the refugee rape problem actually happened
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>>82825198
I'll eat your fucking face you shiteating cunt
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>>82825198

Eat shit.
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>>82824511
I dunno about "good" but if you kick a hornet nest and get stung, you don't blame the hornets. They're just doing what hornets do.
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>>82825244
>I'll eat your fucking face
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>>82824579
does the movie also feature young child birds being molested by pigs?
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>>82825299
But nobody kicked Europe's nest. They killed, murdered, looted and started two world wars because that's what Europeans do.
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>>82825244
Yeah, the Germans had a huge issue when it turned out that forcefully fondling female strangers in public is in fact not a crime in Germany.

Of course, everybody ignored that in favour of taking shit about migrants and about how equality before the law should be abandoned ASAP within the country.
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>>82823806
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>>82823843
>>82823868
>>82823880

I love these so much.
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You think Sony is going to sell the Ghostbusters rights once they get hacked again?
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>>82825352
What's the youngest rape that happened because of the refugees out of curiosity?
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>>82824542
Yeah, because those Black and Arab Muslims refugees are totally trustworthy people, and aren't sexist, xenophobic, racist, homophobic, transphobic violent savages that want to live off welfare, rape people, molest children, commit crimes against their oppressors and impose Sharia . Truly two incompatible cultures that don't agree how laws should be applied can peacefully coexist. After all, Islam is the the religion of peace.
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>>82825404
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>>82825362
>killed, murdered, and looted

Yes, it was awful how Europeans gave other people technology that has made their lives 10,000 times better since colonialism that they chose to neglect and ignore for half of a century.

It's also our fault that they believe in an ideology that makes no sense and will turn their countries into rubble.

What you mean to say is "invented, succeeded, and conquered, and that's what Europeans do, because they're better than everyone else" you stupid nigger.
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>>82825432
Are you shitting me?
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>>82825432
The victim was also a refugee, and it occurred at a refugee camp.
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>>82823775
You know whats funny?
20 years ago a film like this would probably be considered progressive because people could instead draw allusions between the birds and pigs representing tribal people and europeans
Rather Europeans and Muslims
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>>82825432
Forgive the poor google translation

09 May 2016
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>>82823775
>Disney makes a racism allegory film
>Blue Sky makes a colonialism allegory film

Where's my Dreamworks terrorism allegory film?
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>>82825476
Such a large post and you didn't refute any of my points.
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>>82825507
http://www.friatider.se/oppnade-sitt-hjarta-for-flyktingbarn-tioarig-dotter-sexofredad

>According to a report in the OE24 news service in Austria, a 42-year-old nonwhite claiming to be a “Syrian” has been arrested in Salzburg for repeatedly raping the four-year-old girl.

The sex assaults occurred over a period of months from autumn 2015 to March 2016, when the parents finally filed charges against him.

The “asylum seeker” had been taken in by the liberal whites to show their support for the nonwhite invasion, and after he had befriended them, he offered to babysit their young child while they went out.

The rapes then occurred while the four-year-old was left in his care. The parents only realized that there was something wrong when the girl’s behavior dramatically altered, and they took her for a medical examination.

The nonwhite is awaiting trial, police said in a statement this week.

The case echoes several other cases, where liberals across Europe opened their houses to the nonwhite invaders pretending to be asylum seekers.

Another infamous case took placed in Sweden, where a liberal mother of three in Höör, Skåne, opened up her home for “asylum-seekers.”

According to a report in the Friatider newspaper, the woman ordered her ten-year-old daughter, named Emma, to vacate her bedroom to make space for the two “unaccompanied minors.”

On the evening of August 18, 2015, Emma awoke to find one of the nonwhite “juveniles,” Isaac squeezing her chest. She suffered breast pain after the incident and didn’t want to tell anyone, as she was afraid her mother would get in trouble.

Emma said she couldn’t even look at Isaac because “he looked scary to her.”

The story came out after Emma finally told a friend of hers, and eventually after several people became aware of the situation, Isaac was confronted.
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>>82825507
>>82825490
Guess I was thinking about a different raped 4 year old. The one I'm thinking of was a boy.
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>>82823791
I never wanted to fuck Cruella DeVille before.
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>>82823950
/pol/ was fucking around with meme magic too much
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>>82825546
There was also one at a German public swimming pool I believe. But yeah there are tons of rapes at refugee camps

One of them Police went to but left when they got circled, and they were unable to save the boy
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>>82825629
Sorry, anon. "L-l-look over there instead" is not a valid rebuttal.
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>>82824542
>Muslims escaping wartorn countries because of conflicts started by Western countries
Buuuuuuuullshit. It's always been the asshole of the world, and the cult Islam sure as fuck didn't help anyone.
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>>82823950
>argue
What's there to argue about?
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>>82824078
Sounds like someone needs a dick.
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>>82825362
> westerners allegedly fuck up the whole world
> two generations later, oppressed "refugees" whining about internet service quality on their iPhones

yeah, I'm sure being dragged from the pre-industrial era had absolutely no benefits on their quality of life.
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>>82825629
>Oh wait, I forgot, niggers can't read.
Why would niggers defend the refugees? What about that post made you assume anon was black?
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>>82825726
Yeah, nah, anon. /pol/ pics are the fastest way to the thread deleted.
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>>82825726
Didn't a woman co-produce the film?
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>>82824582
>stupid ignorance from 400+ years ago.

What was stupid or ignorant about it? Those savages would have killed each other anyway.
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>>82823775
Movie sounds like shit.
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>>82825887
its got pigs in it what do you expect
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>>82823775
>A timely Parable for The Donald Trump Age

This doesn't even make sense. How is Trump a colonialist? He's probably the most isolationist candidate in the race.
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>>82825933
a lot of these people are kind of delusional
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>>82825726
>feminist propaganda in loads of films
No problem
>not even a serious protrayal of real issues facing children today in a kids movie
A STEP TOO FAR. You can't ruin our lives reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsMEYjr9o1M
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>>82825629

Not that guy, but under what rational moral system is conquering ever okay? Technological/scientific superiority is not an excuse.
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>>82825933
Most people have no idea what trump is talking about. they just know they hate him.
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>>82825996
>rational
Every single one given that rationality relies on subjective argumentative warrants. There is no function way to create an objective morality. Implying there is makes you look like a fucking fool.
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>>82825417
I still hold more trust in the average Arab Muslim than I will ever have for the common white Atheist/Christian male. Most of them are comparable to/pol/, with a "watch the world burn" mentality, a far more dangerous worldview than ISIS hopes to be. Obama was right: domestic terrorists are more of a threat to national security than foreign ones. The government must deliver the same merciless treatment they enact on ISIS towards the citizens who conspire to dismantle societal stability, and most of them are White males, which I’m fine watching them being slaughtered en masse.
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>>82825996
Bettering the lives of less advanced people is objectively a rational reason for conquest.
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>>82825805
>The only people that overtly hateful towards Europeans are American negroes, in my experience.
Out of the lists of stereotypes, hating specially Europe more than any other group doesn't really come to mind. At all. Hell, he could be an White American. Why else would he ignore what the Americans have done in the past?
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>>82826028

That's why I didn't mention the word objective, and said rational (reasoned) instead.
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>>82824452
>mfw I've loved /co/ and /pol/ since 2006 when we had /new/
>the cognitive dissonance of liberal nerds
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>>82825996
conquest wasn't outlaws worldwide until the 1940s
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>>82826065

Then why not trade instead of conquer to avoid unneeded bloodshed/occupation?
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>>82826047
Not him, but you're absolutely fucking retarded. I say this as a non white from a country subjugated by Muslim rule for centuries; Islam is the most virulent, destructive and disgusting ideology on this planet. People who unreservedly believe that dogshit are inhuman savages.
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>>82825919
Not much, it's a phone game property. I had no expectations to begin with.
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>>82826047
the reason for wanting to dismantle social stability is because its already going to happen so why not do it sooner
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>>82826047

>Cuck level: 9001
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>>82826047
I think we found our "Cuck of The Day". A gift certificate will be sent to you shortly.
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>>82825996
Morality is a social construct. For example, here it's wrong to hate gays. In Saudi Arabia it's wrong to not hate gays.
Conquest is simply civilization's form of biological imperative. Civilization, like life, exists to propagate itself and replace outdated ones.

>>82826065
No civilization has ever conquested for those reasons unless you count Christian missionaries abroad.
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>>82826103
>explaining rational to me
M8. You're the one that doesn't understand here. Reasoning is based on warrants. Unless it's literally impossible any proposal is reasonable. The only fucking distinction is that most people base reason (whether they are aware or not) on warrants, which under pin what we consider viable.

Cut the fucking act philosophy king. If you can't even wrap your head around logic and reason morality is beyond your pay grade.
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>>82826047
>a far more dangerous worldview than ISIS hopes to be

Yeah, because apathetic /pol/ users are beheading people and having their crimes covered-up by the media. You naive little queer.
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>>82826047
>it's a I'm glad /co/ doesn't have flags
Greato
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>>82824013
>Not knowing the biggest muslim country is Malaysia

Nigga learn the google
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>>82825805

>Implying American blacks give a shit about Europe

Come on, bruh. You're sounding silly.
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>>82826210
>Every American negro I have ever spoken to is a 'we wuz kangz Europe don't gots no culture whitey' nigger.
I guess we just had different experiences, but how did those conversations go exactly?
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>>82826210
>Pretty sure that's him, again. Jesus what a deluded little freak.
And everyone else is calling him a cuck, not a nigger weirdly enough. I guess some stereotypes Trumps other stereotypes
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>Muslim beard

Son, Romans were pulling that facial hair off long before they even existed
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>>82824542
>escaping
Why are their able bodied military aged men such cowards they aren't even prepared to fight for the future of their own countries? Even Syrian women think so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8n-eo5fDYU
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>>82826147
Still leads to bad shit. See: Opium Wars and the East India Company.
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>>82826210
I'm guessing he lives in the North or one of the coasts.
Blacks from the south-central states are typically pretty based and don't fall for race baiting despite the North's insistence they live in the most racist states.
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I just watched angry birds. AMA. (Even the /pol/ ones.)
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>>82826384
See my last point here: >>82826210

>>82826395
They went to the effect of how Europe deserves the refugee crisis for muh colonialism and how black people should be in charge of the world and muh Obama. I disagreed, it mostly devolved to shitflinging.

>>82826449
And I called him a deluded little freak, why are you offended by the insult I choose? Calm down bro, it's the Internet.
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>>82826463
If I saw someone in person with that beard, I would probably trip them.
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>>82826210

I don't think might makes right is a rational moral system though. A concept's truth/validity is independent of how many people believe/enforce it.
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Muslim immigrants are fucking parasites. Our fucking faggot Prime Minister is spending billions on importing them while one of the most economically-important cities in Canada is burning to the ground.
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>>82824588
you fucking cuck
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>>82826519
red pill me on angry birds bruv. On a scale of 1 to London has fallen how much triggering will I observe if I watch it in cinema.
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>>82824452
>mememagik!!

/tv/ killed Prince, the magic is real
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>>82824724
>Disney
>Pro Jew

explain
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>>82826519

Were there any girl pigs? Every promo I've seen is a sausage-fest.

>>82826565

Your people elected The Human Tumblr Post; you got what you deserved for not listening to the Conservative party's warnings about him.
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>>82826565
Get the fuck out of my country.
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>>82826565
Just be thankful that unless you live in Quebec you have a plan in place to be annexed by the US should Canada collapse.
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>>82826560
It's completely rational.

"My country is more important than yours because it's mine, and I am more important than you because if you die, I still live."

"I will conquer your country to secure resources for my people who are better than yours."

There's nothing irrational here, it's perfectly rational, you only disagree with it because you believe in universal morality, which I can disagree with happily.

>>82826565
I'm so sorry Canabro.
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>>82826630
I voted for Harper.

>>82826640
Get raped by sandniggers you cocksucking little faggot.
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>>82826644
Quebec has more in common with America than the rest of Canada does.
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>>82826592
It depends. If you're a guardian reading socialist who thinks he's smarter than everyone else, you will find problems with this film since you lost the ability to feel joy.

If you're a red blooded patriot who wants a non-complicated funny movie about birds getting their shit back from those fuckers, and enjoy explosions and sexual innuendos, go see it.

I did. And I enjoyed it immensely.
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>>82826565
>Tfw his father wouldn't have put up with this shit

Man, Pierre was the shit.
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>>82826047
I live in the deepest part of the South, the parts where the media stereotypes this entire Bible Belt area as intolerant, hillbilly religious fanatical trash, contributing little to society. And yet the most sexist, racist, homophobic ones I've met still wouldn't try to behead people for behaviors such as simply being gay, being a victim of rape, or commiting adultery. Many predominantly Muslim nations have those as enforced laws. You can't even compare the two. Honor killings and the death penalty aren't just ISIS/terrorist beliefs, they're actual beliefs that many Muslims actually follow.
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>>82826630
The closest was male pigs in dresses, I thing. Yeah. Total Pork Sausage fest.
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>>82826717
"Trudeau 1 was good" is a meme that millennials actually believe.
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>>82826717
Pierre is the one who started this multicultural suicide mission and strangled the west with an idiotic National Energy Plan.
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>>82826702
I love how this one is infinitely higher energy than the '/co/ -> /pol/' one.

They could have had him grow a Hitler stache or something.
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>>82826236
The initial post implied that conquest was justified because it brought advancement. My question is about that "justified" part, which seems like moral reasoning. Based on what you said, does that not make the justification merely subjective?
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>>82823775
The fact Angry Birds of all things is getting decent reviews is a testament to how low the standards of pop "critics" really are when it comes to animation/kids media.

For some reason these threads are the only ones I don't mind /pol/tards taking over. Maybe it's because of how little I care about the movie and how hilarious stuff like >>82824579 is.
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>>82824244
Spanish Conquistadores
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>>82826661
>My country is more important than yours because it's mine

"Important" is subjective. This is more biological urge than reason.
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>>82826888
>"Important" is subjective
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>>82826624
Disney has been run by Jews since the family sold their stock. Or at least bankers. And that's pretty much the same thing. It's entirely possible the reason so much shit was (and still is) spread about Walt being a hateful anti-semite Nazi is because he was one of the few non-Jews who became very successful in a traditionally Jewish field, Hollywood.
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>>82824013
In the UK South Asians (Pakistan and Indian) are considered the "default" Asian, not East Asians
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>>82826759
I jumped in only on the post I replied to. You misused rationality.

Yes that action is reasonable justified by such a morality however no morality is more reasonable than another so it's a moot point to refer to reason as a substantiating factor.
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>>82826519
So are the pigs as a species presented as evil?
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>>82826917
Only russians are true asians.
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>>82826906
subpar bait
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>>82826945
Wait till you see Terence.

He's done...things.
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>>82826901

Importance is a question of value that people have to agree upon. It's not like the measured mass of an electron.
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>>82824542
Turkey isn't in a civil war. Neither is Saudi Arabia.
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>>82826945
>>82826981

The pigs themselves are mostly clumsy and stupid. Sure they can make trampolines, vehicles and an absurd amount of dynamite, but those were put together haphazardly at best.

Also very gullible, all following the main villain of the movie.
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>>82824016
Well then, it's time to show time what time it is!
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>>82824625
They sound like natural /pol/ allies. Why does /pol/ hate them when they nearly believe the same things? Both groups even hate the Jews.
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>>82827056
whos the main villain
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>>82827083
The one with the neckbeard of course
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>>82826984
Let's be honest here. There's a massive difference between erasing Zimbabwe from history and erasing the United States from history.
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>>82827122
> There's a massive difference between erasing Zimbabwe from history

That's a funny way of spelling Rhodesia.
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>>82826888 (checked)
It's not that subjective -- your life is going to be more important than someone you've never met before, to you.

Your country is more important because everyone you care about is there, and that's more important to you than some random African country and their people and families.

Those with power choose what is and is not important.

>>82827149
We miss you Rhodesia.
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>>82826972
Who's baiting? It's pretty easy to look up who owns and runs companies. I didn't say anything hateful, I just made a statement of fact. It'd probably be deleted if I posted it but google image search "who controls your mind" and check the names in the Disney column.
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>>82827108
I love how his nazi dickriders think he's actually antijew. Talk about delusion.
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Did anyone learn anything or change a viewpoint because of this thread?
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>>82825850
Because they brought diseases with them they had no way of protecting against

They were also displaced.but that's literally the only way to keep them and the new Americans from killing each other.
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>>82827149
In God's eyes your a hero,
And I know the time will come
When the good things will come back to you.
Troopie Boy, you won!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqp6FBjOVzg
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>>82827122

There is. But why does magnitude of difference imply value, without subjective decision rules?
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>>82827253
The Aztecs were already dying of disease.

http://www.historytoday.com/tim-stanley/two-cheers-conquistadors
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>>82827108
>Not standing with Israel
It's like you actually want to be beheaded and have your family raped.
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>>82824982
>With Europeans it's a combination of that and half a century of being indoctrinated about the hatred of national pride post-WWII

It's almost like you plain don't know shit about Europe.
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>>82827282
>But why does magnitude of difference imply value
Because one created medicines, great inventions and things that greatly pushed humanity forward and influenced the world. The other is famous for hyper inflation
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>>82827238
I learnt that a bunch of stormtards making connections between a movie and real life when there aren't any will derail every thread made about this movie.
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>>82824625
>Nobody made them believe in a hateful, violent, racist, homophobic, misogynistic ideology

You don't know much about the Islamic world, do you?
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>>82827303
He's actually not wrong about that.

t. lived all over Europe my entire life

Specifically between Russia, Germany, Austria, and Belgium.

Shut up you fucking cunt.
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>>82827356
>Islamic world
There is no such thing.
There is only the world and those who would destroy it with their erroneous superstitious beliefs.
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>>82827337
>making connections between a movie and real life when there aren't any
....Have you just not seen a single trailer?
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>>82823950
it is
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>>82827297
That doesn't absolve Europeans from being responsible for their destruction of countless native lives though.

Also lel at the author rendering moral judgement on the Aztecs. The fuck kind of serious historian does that? The Aztecs were violent assholes yes but so were the Spanish.
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>>82827197

I indeed value my own family/property/etc more than that of others, but the only reason I can give for it is a Darwinian urge. It's not like I have some rock solid, fundamental premises involved.
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>>82827149
>Rhodesia

You mean the country that lasted less than 2 decades, who had to import mercenaries by the plane load to exist, never developed adequate self-sufficiency despite being under sanctions for its entire existence, and excluded all but a tiny percentage of its population from participating in government until the very end?

Rhodesia is at best an example of short-term interests trumping long-term survival.
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>>82827476
>being such a culturally relativist cuck that you excuse the Aztecs for mass human sacrifice.

The Spanish never slaughtered thousands of people a day to keep the sun from getting angry.
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>>82827426
>There is only the world and those who would destroy it with their erroneous superstitious beliefs.

That's not just Muslims, m8. More than half the world gives way to superstitious bullshit.
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>>82827489
it was sanctioned for not letting black have the right to vote because the white in power knew someone like Mugabe would come along
>>82827517
the Aztec nation was built on war far more than any other militaristic expansionist empire they were doomed
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>>82827489
Rhodesia was entirely self-sufficient, and managed to fend of communist insurgents before being backstabbed by the UN.

>and excluded all but a tiny percentage of its population from participating in government until the very end?


Why should tribal people who don't understand democracy be allowed to vote?
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>>82827359
>Russia
>indoctrinated with a hatred of national pride
Germany and Austria, sure. It didn't really work in Austria though because they could just mutter that it was all the Germans' fault. I'm not sure Belgium had any national pride to begin with.
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>>82824376
Almost
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>>82827517

I'm not well read on it but I don't think the Reconquista was a barrel of laughs

also the Spanish Inquisition
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>>82827328

Those are important because we as a species value such advances. But again, value is subjective. It's a concept rather than a merely physical thing/measurement.
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>>82827481
That's enough for me, and a lot of people. You can be a universalist in terms of morals, but I'm not, and won't be.

You do have a bit of one, though -- your life and success is more important because you're you and this is the only life you get, so you want to make the most of it. That's not some 'Darwinian urge,' that's the truth, nihilism isn't real, life is just what you make it. Your life is more important than that of the unwashed masses because you're you, and you aren't the unwashed masses, because you know yourself and you don't know them.

And none of this is bad or wrong.

>>82827356
You don't know much about Islam, do you?

>>82827476
The Spanish weren't nearly as bad as the Aztecs in that regard -- it's okay to not be a cultural relativist, you know. Also, they are absolved, because they didn't know the diseases would cause trouble, it isn't entirely the fault of the Spanish.

This is just the way the world turns and always has turned. Strong live, weak die.

>>82827580
I didn't say Russia was indoctrinated with hatred of nationalism -- though there is SOME indoctrination that goes against ethnic nationalism and is more pro-civic nationalism.

And even that doesn't work on Russians, because they are sick of being put second in their own country.

But love of the Austrian people and culture in Austria has been attacked over the years; the same with Germany, the same with France and the UK and Sweden.

You can't deny that European cities have become strikingly anti-European and pro-globalism in the past 2 decades.
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>>82823859
I don't mean to be racist, but this image terrifies me.
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>>82827622
>Reconquista

Taking land back from Muslim invaders isn't pretty.

>Spanish Inquisition

The Spanish inquisition was just an ordinary court that was turned into a boogeyman by Protestants.
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>>82827693

The plot really kinda syncs up with the German migrant concerns.
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>>82827489
Rhodesia was so agriculturally successful that it fed itself and the neighboring regions many times over.

Of course a nation is going to fail when you have Soviet/US backed negroes spear heading constant rebellion and take overs. Of course a nation is going to fall when the entirety of the West is putting sanctions on you because you're not surrendering total power to ornery apes.

You want to talk about short term interests trumping long term survival? Zimbabwe. Fucking Zimbabwe. You blacks wanted power? You wanted to deconstruct everything whitey gave you? Now you're dying of mass starvation. Now you're suffering rampant disease. You're as corrupt as it gets and you're begging whites to return. All because you wanted to put the big bad white man beneath you when he and his systems will always remain superior.

RIP Rhodesia.
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>>82827072
Those extremists aren't fans of Christians, secularists or pagans, either. Yes, Islamic terrorists hate Jews, but they hate every one else equally as much if they're kafirs. Even other Muslims, such as the Shias or peaceful ones such as the Ahmadi Muslims, are seen as heretics and non-Muslim and subjected to persecution and systematic oppression. What chance do nonbelievers have with them?
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>>82827824
>mfw Mugabe is begging white farmers to come back
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>>82827875
he's a bastard who needs to die and if gods exists he'll make sure Mugabe is cannibalized by his own people
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>>82827875
And they never will come back. Whites are already on a global decline that is unrecoverable by most predicted margins. There is no suffering great enough for Zimbabwe or South African blacks for the matter.

And guess fucking what? The entire world will end up like Rhodesia. Europe will be a caliphate. The United States will be a headless ghetto akin to Mexico.

Knowing the ungrateful and spiteful shitskins will live in misery is worth the extinction.
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>>82823950
Blame /pol/ they fucked up the universe with their kek worshipping
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>>82827840
The Shia are relatively less violent as well. The Shia statistically commited less acts of terror than all of Christendom in the last twenty years, and all of that was directed towards Sunni.

Considering that we're allied with the Sunni Saudi Arabia which sponsors anti-West terror while we're attacking Shia "dictators" like Hussein and now Assad you have to wonder what sort of closed door conspiracy is going on.
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>>82827987
Poland will survive as the Holy Slavic Empire. Russia as the Orthodox Kingdom of the Rus under Eternal King Putin. Hungary will be the Magyar Republic.
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>>82823775
Huh
/pol/ was right for a change
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>>82828062
that idiot Kissinger happened and his whole realpolitik
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>>82828062
No, that's not entirely true, there are Shia groups such as Hezbollah who attack Israel.

But you are right that Shia are far better than Sunni in every way, except for Turk Shia like Azeris. Fuck them.

>>82828122
Pic related.
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>>82827692

"Life is what you make it" seems consistent with nihilism though. You go after what you subjectively value despite the fact that nothing is objectively valuable. Me being me is a trivial truth, and reasoning further from that requires flat out making more subjective premises.
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>>82827824
were all the blacks citizens responsible for the rebellions and sanctions put on Rhodesia?
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>>82828136
You being you is the most important truth you will ever accept in your entire life. It's not trivial, the problem is that you're seeking a universal answer where there isn't one.

You shouldn't ever think of yourself as trivial, that's cuck mentality. Your biological imperatives are actually important because without them you wouldn't have the brain to question them.
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>>82828157
The ones that were not were either killed or converted by the ones that were. It's pretty sad because Rhodesia actually gave political heed to the local tribes that accepted the Rhodesians, many of them becoming part of society as well. The power wasn't equal but I imagine the tribes realized that equality in that sense was impossible.

Mugabe and his terrorists wanted to share nothing. They only wanted power and to kill the white man.
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>>82823775
This is hilarious. I love how Mendelson's incapable of realizing that what European colonists did to the Native Americans is, essentially, the same as what the rapefugees plan on doing to Europe. If he was able to form that connection, he might not praise this movie and insult Donald Trump in the same breath.
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>>82827987
>Whites are already on a global decline that is unrecoverable by most predicted margins
Source?
>The United States will be a headless ghetto akin to Mexico.
Source?
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>>82828258
Whites can be on the rise it's their own fault they're dying out
They refuse to make more than one baby they act like they're under Chinese offspring laws
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>>82824244
Yes? Loads of Europeans had beards back then, although there were also a lot of shaven men, too.
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>You can't deny that European cities have become strikingly anti-European and pro-globalism in the past 2 decades
That's true, but urbanites gonna urban. Anyone who would willingly pack themselves into that kind of population density is already fucking insane. Get to the country where you have space, peace and clean air, stay sane and happy.
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>>82828258
>replace US demographically with Mexicans
>expect US to end up better than Mexico

See: Rhodesia, as stated in this thread.
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>>82828334
Ayy boss I'm not saying Europe isn't still a great place, it just needs some fixing, and to kick these fucking Muslims out and to start closing borders and implementing pro-population, fertility-raising policy to preserve European culture ,ethnicity, values, and integrity, like she used to have.
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>>82828122
>a change
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>>82828291
>Whites can be on the rise it's their own fault they're dying out

Decades of indoctrination and the deliberate destruction of the white nuclear family unit isn't necessarily the fault of whites entirely. It doesn't help that "diversity" measures specifically target white enclaves.
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>>82828194

Well, by "trivial" I didn't mean unimportant or meaningless. I meant a statement that is true but doesn't imply anything further than it own truth.
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So /pol/'s meme magic worked and the normies are discussing this movie in a political sense?
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>>82824542
Look up the things that Islam is doing to England. Girls as young as 13 are being raped and anyone who speaks up gets called racist because they're seen as anti-immigration. Look up what they've done to EDL members trying to protect friends and families from gangs in Islamic communities, then tell me they're just people trying to escape.
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>>82828341
I mean sauce that the numbers are dying off or whether or not the numbers are leveling
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>>82823950
>This doesn't even feel like real life anymore
For the past year it's honestly felt like we live in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
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>>82828534
Seems that most people wrote off this movie as a failure and understand that the best way to get pageviews for their websites is to make controversial articles,on both sides of the spectrum, full of hot issues and opinions to get readers to make their pageviews go up.

AKA: Modern Journalism
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>>82828534
As someone whose name is in the movie credits, I can tell you the meme magic touched us all at the office. Even people who had never seen the /pol/ stuff online got the same exact conclusions after an early screening.
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>>82823775

I like how AB movie ignore that most Pigs are neutral and dont like destroy bird life except the king
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>>82825850
The Incas were doing pretty well, until a death brought on by European disease precipitated a brutal civil war of succession. The rest of the Americas were severely lacking in domesticated livestock, though, and probably wouldn't have advanced very quickly without some kind of European involvement.
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>>82828846
Will when most the pigs won't speak out against the king what do you expect?
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>>82828791
So how do you feel about your role in the upcoming European race war?

>>82828846
#NotAllPigs
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>>82828854
I dunno man, they got pretty far without the comparative head start the Europeans had.
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>>82827811
>all those women and children and families

are women even allowed to buy tickets wherever these men are shipping in from?
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>>82828948
No rights what so ever. They are property to be done with as the male sees fit.
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Question: how many refugees are pouring into europe?

Judging by the immense fear and white genocide cries I'm guessing it's a sizable percentage ofthe population? 10%? 15%?
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>>82829039
Why don't MRAs become muslim and move to the middle East? Sounds like a dreamland for them.
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>>82829088
Damn. How fucking blue pilled can a comment get? You're thinking of PUAs.
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>>82828854
Again, the Incas were already declining.
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Just wanted to take a moment and say how great it is this thread is still around.

While the old /co/ would've had this kind of thread only a year ago something like this would have been deleted within minutes.

>inb4 it's done for free
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>>82829051
About right its Millions and EU is trying to accelerate that especially in Britain in the face of the Brexit campaign.

Gotta weaken that evil Nationalism that wishes to be German, French, Britain.
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>>82829088
>"don't abuse my traditional gender role as a provider" and "don't disrespect my rights as a father" is the same as "women are my property"
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>>82829140
I haven't been to /co/ in years. I'd heard this place was pretty heavily modded. Surprised a thread like this has gone so far.

Maybe you /co/cks aren't so bad.
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>>82829164

With every year that passes, Farage becomes the British Ron Paul.
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>>82828854
The Incas practiced child sacrifice and were already suffering from disease.
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>>82829120
Same shit. The manosphere groups all may hate each other but they're united in hating women even more.
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>>82828404
Here is how you counter that

Go out and meet a decent white woman

Have more than 2 kids

There now be proud that you are 'the last white warrior' or whatever the hell you call yourself.
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>>82829237

>suffering from disease

to which the response was more sacrifices.
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>>82827811
so this is how liberty dies

with thunderous applause.
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>>82829218
Trump meme magic is making /co/ great again
We're building a wall around tumblr and making them pay for it
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>>82829288
Yeah have fun raising your two white kids in the hellish barrio/islamic ghetto that is your nations guaranteed future.
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