To be fair, there are lots of reasons to run! Perhaps there's a dollar on the ground. Perhaps there are chocolate almonds on sale for a dollar. Perhaps you got into a fight with an old lady over dollar candy and she slipped on some spilled candies and you can't go back to jail. Not like this.
Oh shit a comic that isn't about being depressed
>>82821070
I laughed
>>82821070
He's a big vigilante
this one is good, but not sure it deserved 6 panel.
>>82821206
It's derivative of self-deprecation though. He's so astounded that anyone would run because he himself never runs which implies he never exercises because he's a poor example of a human being.
>>82821070
>Ronnie the Whomp has a posse.
>4'3",
>520 LB
>>82821070
help, I see loss in the window
I want to crop that last panel, but I just know I'd never get around to using it. Also, is that the sweaty even more sadsack than Ronnie dude his girlfriend left him for on the right?
>>82821206
Instead it goes in a bold new direction for Whomp: being fat and lazy.
>>82821070
>>82821070
Is that one guy the dude who his first girlfriend left him for?
>>82821338
That does work well backwards. Good job!
>>82821313
Yeah but at least the joke isn't just "I'm depressed" and the part about being fat doesn't reference McDonald's at all.
Small victory.
>>82821338
Ronnie invented the comic palindrome. I propose we call that a comoc
>>82821070
>one fat guy's Hawaiian shirt has palm trees
>Ronnie's has flowers
>the other's is stars
topkek
>>82821070
>-local fat
>>82821415
Ronnie is made of McNuggies
>>82821338
>>82821338
>>82821607
I'm loving these edits. I wonder how many different combinations can make this scene work.
>>82821422
I'm imagining the other two have some kind of lesser fat magic and have to do a horrible Sailor Moon-esque transformation sequence to change into their hawaiian shirts. Complete with pausing to catch their breathe halfway through.
>>82821070
best alt text in a while
>>82821070
Fuck, I'm relating to the not-Ronnie for once. A few weeks ago someone I work with saw me running and asked if someone was trying to mug me.
>>82821070
>>82822222
Chek'd
>>82822222
Are you a QT girl and/or trap?
>>82823882
I have more hair on my arms than Ronnie has on his face.
>'Oh hey. Whomp. I haven't read Otaku Dad in awhile either I wonder how that's goin.... oh. Ok.'
>>82824118
Some people are into bears. The co-worker wanted to be your prince charming and rescue you.
>>82824515
>bear
No, I'm just a very hairy skeleton. And the co-worker was an 8-months pregnant woman.
>almost 30 posts
>no comments on ponytail Agrias
>>82824561
Well, pregnant women do tend to be incredibly horny. But makes way more sense that she just thought your skinny ass was being mugged, though.
>>82824644
Oh wow look. Agrias has a ponytail.
Are you happy now?
>>82821070
>exercising frights
The name is almost as funny as the comic.
>>82824644her profuse sweating excites me more
>>82822222
There's running and there's running. Maybe you looked like you were trying to flee from something instead of keeping a pace.
>>82824118
That doesn't answer the question.
>>82824644
I'm more interested in her thighs
Sweaty Agrias. Me gusta
>>82824644
>Being so starved for real women that you focus on a fictional woman temporarily changing her hairstyle
Go get a date you neet
>>82822222
>>82822222
CHECKED
>they're all wearing the same shirt
fucking kek
I've never read this before except for the few times I've passed it on here, but I see these threads all the time. So... who is that Agrias broad in relation to him? Is that his... girlfriend? Wife? Sister? Roommate? What's going on here
>>82830173
Roommate
>>82821070
>Local Fat
>>82830086
Look closer. They're all wearing hawaiian shirts, but each has a slightly different pattern.
>>82830173
Roommate. But there have been a few small arcs where they stop living together and still stay in touch as friends. I think they're currently living together, though.
And they do address the idea of them developing sexual or romantic feelings for one another, but immediately shut it down every time because it's not going to happen.
>>82821070
Whomp's been shitty ever since real life Ronnie had his midlife crisis but this one's actually pretty decent like they used to be.
sweaty running naggy aggy makes my wingus tingle
>>82824644
but it'd be good to pull on it!
>>82830936
>real life Ronnie had his midlife crisis
Isn't he like 34? And unmarried? And childless?
>>82833910
Mary senpais coming back to the USA.
>>82821070
I also use fat as a singular noun when one of them is in my way, wading in slow motion through it's own gravitational pull to a different position where it thinks it isn't in the way, even though it is. Fucking fats.
>>82821295
It'd be awkward-er without it.
>>82828887
My power level is too high.
So does agrias exists or what
>>82821070
Agrias is growing increasingly attractive.
>>82839782
She does stay in good shape. Has that mild super strength thing going on.
>>82821070
>all the fat guys are wearing hawaiian shirts
>>82840296
??
>>82821278______for you_______
>>82841789
>never getting stung by mosquitos
thank you based god
>>82842227
Tight.
>>82842227
oh baby
>>82821323
god fucking DAMMIT
>>82839563
>0
Christ, what has happened to me? I've become a complete normalfag over the past three years
>>82839563
>>82844864
>134
I must be sucking up your mojo over standard TCP/IP.
>>82828887
Last time there was an alternate Agrias hairstyle, everyone chimped the fuck out.
>>82839563
5. 8 if waifuism counts as "girl you don't know."
>>82842227
>local fat: Keeps fat local
I like it
>>82843427
>>82821323
>>82844980
Not including fictional characters just shows how deeply flawed it is as a scouter.
>>82839563
I can raise a dark army apparently
>>82839746
She's an amalgam of traits from multiple real people, but she's fictional.
>>82845086
With or without the full wizard bonus?
>>82834131
>when you're full and so is everyone else but there's two slices left of pizza and you don't want to carry it around all day.
>>82845209
>carry it around all day
What? Why would you carry two slices of pizza with you?
>>82839563
Who the fuck uses Facebook anymore?
>>82845327
Leftovers.
>>82842227
>that tiny lil peek of a pelvic "v" leading downwards
oh yes
>>82839563
8
I just don't see the appeal of Facebook.
>>82845500
Is it really worth it for two slices of pizza that you could just throw away?
>>82845723
Dude, that's food. You don't just dump food.
>>82839563
>57
>>82845818
>tfw this mentality is a contributing factor to why I'm such a fatass
>>82839563
>0
This is bullshit because I annually buy $1800+ in cape and anime toys and I refuse to believe that that makes me normal in power level.
>>82839563
+3 (if we count kpop waifus as crushes)
w-wizards don't really exist, do they? because i'm socially awkward as hell and a fatass but have still managed to put my dink in someone.
>>82845908
You're a rich hipster, anon. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
>>82846006
I've done meme magic a few times. I think you messed up your spec, dude.
>>82839563
5. Fuck, I'm a normie
Agrias running is adorable.
>>82839563
>Lost my first kiss to my first GF and then my virginity all in a week
>Only now realize what a mistake I have made knowing I wont get powers
>>82846012
>tfwDruid
>>82824410
Don't remind me.
>Agrias losing her thicc
WHY RONNIE
>>82846012
>warlock
I just want to be a paladin.
>>82846795
Story? Raper or Rapie?
>>82846856
The latter. No story worth telling since there's no qtgrill involved.
>>82846960
So you got raped by a dude?
That's really terrible, and not at all ereotic or fap worthy
I like Agrias in those shorts
>>82821070
>-local fat
>>82841789
fuck this one got me
>>82831007
this
>>82842227
THICK
>>82839563
>never had a girlfriend
at least my gayness prevents me from being entirely powerless.
>>82839563
>8
Interesting that I'm only a few points away from "not normal" because I don't have a facebook.
Really shows how technologically dipendent we've become.
>>82839563
So if you're between 80 - 99 you're nothing?
>>82845864
Not that guy, but personally, it's more of a money issue for me.
>Spend $20 on a large pizza
>It was cut in 10 slices
>That's $2.00 a slice
>Willing to throw away $4.00 instead of taking it to save you another $4.00 lunch or dinner.
Food becomes really weird when you start adding things up like that.
>>82839563
40. I'm not going to count the girlfriend I had when I was 6 years old.
I'm not supposed to use both the apprentice and wizard bonus, right?
Dat Agrias.
>>82845908
Plenty of normies spend tons of money on seemingly childish hobbies.
I've got a 30+ friend who's an executive for a luxury watches company and is married and runs semi-marathons and shit, and that doesn't stop him from collecting World Cup Panini stickers.
>>82839563
0 I'm normie as fuck, was a lot higher 6 years back though
>>82821070
more edits
>>82846795
Through meme magic all things are possible. Become a Paladin of Kek and right the injustices of the world.
>>82839563
8
If you asked me one year ago today it would've been a 28
Thanks, awful cunt.
>>82839563
51. I'm surprised it's not higher.
>>82842227
Both doors are open! She WANTS people to see!
>all those fart jokes
>he farts on the cat
>gives the girl a fart wave necklace
Ronnie is a fart fetish fag, aint he.
>>82822222
WITNESSED
>>82850884
Nah, he's just fat.
>>82839563
38
Well shit
>>82839563
Wow, thanks for the gut-wrenching dizzying feeling of self-disgust that just washed over me. At least it was an emotion.
>>82837643
oh shit is that Chappy?
Wait, what was the name of this comic? I remember loving it
>>82845908
But do you watch anime? And are those anime toys atleast girls?
>>82821070
>not posting the fixed version
>>82839563
>11
But I thought I was a loser!
>>82822222
Checked
>>82839563
>8
Shame on me, I'm too normal
>>82848778
If you were under 17 and Japanese, you could even take your Kinsey level x10 and add it to your powerlevel, or x100 and add it to your mana pool.
>>82849154
You have power, but not much, and no one fears you. You're no meme magus.
>>82849232
I think you are, since you're one first, then the other.
>>82821070
>local fat
>>82850516
I like this image, since Livewire is not remotely capable of restraining Supergirl.
>>82839563
>catholic priests automatically third tier
>>82851279
Dry spells are rather concerning. And it was in fact my intention to move someone emotionally. You're welcome.My power level is probably higher than your's.
>>82851306
Finally, someone remotely close to my level.
>>82851310
Irritability.
>>82852767
You need low level meme magic to spread religion, so that's not surprising.
>>82839563
43. Alright.
>>82846006
Do you find it so hard to believe that there are people older than 30 who haven't lost their virginity, intentionally or otherwise?
>>82839563
>11
Not as bad as I thought it'd be
Although my only kiss and gf was trans, which i'm not into, so im not sure it should count
>>82853445
How was this creature your gf if you're not into it? Blackmail?
>>82853490I'm retarded and didn't know until after I asked her out
>>82853504
>her
>>82853504
Traps count for everything but sex, as long as they actually fool everybody. Relationships effect meme magic, and true traps function socially as grills.
>>82839563
Suddenly things don't seem so bad.
>>82839563
>>82853638
What if my mom supported my dad as a NEET for 6 years before divorcing him while I was growing up?
>>82853638
I thought I'd do a lot higher, then I got to those questions and it's nope, nope, you can't be diagnosed if you never bother trying to diagnose, not short enough, and I've only used the Facebook to communicate with back home while traveling. This test has disappointed me.
>>82853734
Me too. My power level would actually increase 8% by trusting doctors rather than decrease? That sounds fishy.
>>82849175
This so hard.
>minimum wage part time jobs are all that's offered
>can't afford to live on my own at 32 so living with parents
>on the occasion we go out to eat, my dad never understands why I order something and only eat part of it
>always explain I'm saving part of it for meals to take to work
>"you don't always have to plan ahead anon"
Really, Dad, I know most of the time you're paying but is it so wrong that I want to save the family some money?
>>82852767You can get laid before you take the vow of celibacy, anon.
>>82839563
I may be in the 40-79 range but I'm no beta. My wizardry is by choice. Got one girl I'm not into craving my cock but I told her I want my first time to be a MFF threesome (knowing full well she'd never go for it) and she still complains about it.
>>82853795
Our McDonalds prints a survey thing on receipts. You visit their website, answer some questions, and they give you a code for "buy one get one free any menu item". And they keep giving that offer on every receipt, even the one you use the offer on.
As it turns out, two Big Breakfasts with Hotcakes can be a day's worth of food, one for breakfast, one for refrigerator then dinner, for less than $6.
>>82853871
Holy crap, that's awesome. I wonder if mine does that.
>>82853852
Yeah, well, this is a translation of the Mysteries for mundanes, and highly introductory. It's clearly not gonna cover much, and plays into their naive biases to keep them receptive.
>>82853871
And $2 worth of walmart rice can feed you for a week+. If food money is an issue, you have to cook, or you don't get to complain.
>>82853938
Oh yeah, or you can simply get by eating less, but that eggs/biscuit/sausage/pancakes is calorie-to-dollar efficienct.
>>82853986
I doubt it. Have you really done the math and compared it to the cheapest rice+bouillon+oil/butter?
FIX YOUR FUCKING RSS FEED RONNIE
>>82853638
I wonder how much"Been sexually assaulted but declined"adds.
>>82853614
Good choice of image.
>>82839563
>46
Soon
>>82839563
The only ones I qualify for are
>+4 Diagnosed with social anxiety
and
>+3 Play MMORPGs
and maybe also
>+3 Have Crush on a girl you don't know
but I'm not completely sure, can anyone explain this one? Does it mean like, celebrities or something?
>>82854219
Yeah. Synchronicity 合 meme magic. Naturally.
>>82853938
I wouldn't judge someone for trying to get their food without cooking since not everyone has the time or equipment to prepare bulk amounts of cheap food. From experience I can say one of the first things you spend your savings on from eating nothing but white rice is a bunch of food that ain't white rice.
That said, $6 a day is pretty bad calorie to cost You could probably swing $2 a day eating bread from a supermarket and even taco bell undercuts that.
Hell, you'd be better off buying five McDoubles since it contains more meat and less sugar.
>>82854676
Does that still work if you gotta restrict lipids (satfat+cholesterol), and keep daily potassium/sodium ratio near 1.0 to keep making money from plasma donation?
>>82846012
dfw on way to become paladin
>>82846012
>tfw warrior but pretend to be a rogue when guild bros are nearby
>>82854676
>$2 a day eating bread from a supermarket
Europoor here, for 1 Euro ($1 and 13 cents) I cook myself a double bowl of pasta (250 g of dry pasta) with arabiata sauce and real parmesan cheese. Including one glass of local red wine. Including electric cooking costs. I also spend 70 cents daily on local bread rolls and cheese. Coffee costs me 16 cents a cup. I buy natural fruit juice at a Euro something a litre. Not difficult if you avoid all junk and preprocessed food and drink. I could save even more if I made my own sauces but I'm lazy. Fast food is far too expensive.
>>82856175
Natural food is very deliberately more expensive and hard to get on burgerworld. That stuff would probably cost you like $15 USD here.
>>82830664
Anon, let's not talk about this again, Agrias already burned one house.
>>82846012
I might be a Paladin? I married my first, but that was 8 years later after we had broken up, seen other people, and then got back together.
>>82830664
Ronnie is the one who discusses it. He disgusted Agrias so much she burned her house down. She's also explained to him that her giving him attention is not the same as attraction and she was horrified when she had a semi-erotic dream of Ronnie.
Also Ronnie and Agrias really shouldn't get together because Ronnie can't be happier than his audience. It's just not funny.
>>82821070
I'm real tired of his constant reliance on "example, example, funny example" joke setup. It was worn out before the sad fuck ever started using it.
>>82856544
Then why do you keep reading?
>>82856175
Those are some pretty good prices you get, man. Which side of Europe are you on? Cuz I'm pretty sure the parmesan would run me already the euro without counting the dry pasta and wine and sauce.
>>82824561
If a fat hairy guy is a bear, is a skinny hairy guy a tarantula?
>>82856785
It's a woolly twink. It is your duty to capture, shave and release such creatures.
>>82856785
>>82856888
No, he would be an otter.
>>82856959
No, ottermode means you have muscle, they just aren't big. You can't count the ribs on an ottermode guy like you can a skeleton.
>>82856175
Eating bread from the grocery store was my "Not being able to go home and cook" suggestion. The only reason to eat at a restaurant is if you for some reason can't make the food at home.
Pasta prices are roughly consistent and maybe a little cheaper in the states depending on what kind of bulk you're looking for. Local fruits and vegetables can vary from abundant to laughably unobtainable depending on where you live.
Processed foods are more or less the price you pay for not having the time or means to cook the food yourself. If you don't have the time to soak a bunch of beans then a can is better than nothing.
Also, culturally "3 cups of pasta and some bread and cheese" appear quite paltry by Amerifat standards.
>>82854790
Were you maintaining your lipids and electrolytes on Double Mcdonalds breakfast?
Dude, I'm no nutritionist ask /fit/ if you're trying to maintain something. I just eat black beans and rice because it's cheap as fuck and allegedly healthy.
>>82857266
Yeah. In most of burgerland, any food that doesn't include meat+beverage+side, where the meat is not on a stick, is considered a snack, regardless of portions.
>>82822773
Saved.
>>82839563
fat with no gf
still only 19
>>82857438
I mean, 250 grams of cooked pasta in sauce might be a meal to an American but even given that this guy eats one and a half meals a day and two cups of coffee.
If your just going to eat less why not just buy a huge Burgerland-portion meal and carry it around all day. Now we're back at >>82853795
trying to make a free meal last two days.
>>82839563
>7
WOO, I love this system!
Do I get even fewer points if I achieved that much with an annoying stammer?
>>82839563
>26
FUCK. I either need to power up or power down. This middle of the road shit will not stand.
>>82821070
>sweaty Agrias
Yes please
>>82846012
Do you qualify as druid if you rubbed your dick on an animal, or only penetration?
>>82860187
Standard male virginity rules apply for your locale.
>>82841789
wait, Ronnie's had gfs before.
How did he use condoms?
>>82850884
Nah, he's just fat and he knows it. Fat guy farts are the worst. Also:
>forgetting the time he farted on that little kid who was reading
>>82860988
I need to find a place that sells these.
>>82860988
But what if that turns into a hawaiian shirt too, and they don't realize in time?
>>82861543
They buy condoms with a hawaiian print on them.
Also Plan B is a thing.
>>82861465
Surely any drugstore does.
>>82822773
Son of a bitch.
>>82861543
Since he's not wearing it, I don't think it applies, otherwise she would also turn into a Hawaiian shirt.
>>82839563
32...huh...
>>82861624
It's not a thing meant for regular use, and does nothing to prevent disease transmission
>>82839563
I've never had a girlfriend, but i've had a fuck buddy. 4 or 13 for me.
>>82860938
his pants dont change just his belly section.
However Im sure he's had time where he lost control got too into it and ejaculated into a girl only to see a Hawaiian shirt covered in cum and him going "Nuuuuh"
>>82861706
>otherwise she would also turn into a Hawaiian shirt.
Jesus christ how horrifying
>>82846012
Only thing on there I can tkr is I never made a facebook account nor have used any real social media.
I'd wager most wizards are the flip because the social media is their window to the outside.
>>82846012
Fallen Knight reporting
>>82862072
>social media is their window to the outside
Social media is mundanes using simple tools to make use of the internet. They ride the bus. Wizards learn to use better, more powerful tools, anything from 4chan to IRC to newsgroups, because they are a much better window. They can generally do something between changing their own oil and fixing their own transmission, and have a lot of custom paint work and possibly powerful shocks they never really use. The fewer IRL friends they have, the less reason they have to even know what social media is popular on the current 2 year cycle.
>>82862494
Jocks stole our name, so we wizards now.
>>82861679
Not female condoms. I can only find male condoms at my local drugstores. Female ones are made and function differently; the illustration doesn't just demonstrate putting a regular condom up a vagina because that wouldn't work right.
>>82861950
If he had regular sex with his girlfriend then she'd have to be on the pill if condoms can't work for them, but if his condom happened to fail due to turning into a tiny hawaiian shirt during a rare case of intercourse, Plan B could be applied as a backup.
I don't think Ronnie would have a std, and what kind of woman would Ronnie be sleeping with that he'd need to protect against std transmission?
>>82863130
A con skank, most likely.
>>82839563
3
I'm so glad I went to college
>>82863460
I went to college, and I'm over 100. It was something else you did, mang.
>>82822222
They were calling out your shit pace-keeping
>>82839563
29. Yay?
>>82853614
naoto no, your game doesn't have evokers
>>82853614
>>82864407
Oh shi-
>>82839563
>60
...what do I win?
>>82845428
this.
It just shows how out of touch the person who made it was. The tag should really be a catch all for social media, not just fb.
>>82845428
Mainly third world countries do and a lot. Saying you don't have a facebook or whatsapp in your phone page is like saying you don't have a where to live.
t. a spic in spicland
holy shit some people are beyond saving
>>82864407
Evokers for all.
>>82841789
Ronnie has a Stand.
>>82865399
And they all find 4chan.
>>82846012
I'll be a priest someday.
>>82839563
>Raised by a single mother
What the fuck?
Also
>Shorther than 5' 8'
I am actually taller than than, not that I am tall at 5' 11'', but I still find this dickish. It has nothing to do with personal choices at all, and plenty of midgets are cool.
>>82839563
>32
JUST
>>82821416
underrated post
>>82842227
I never knew I needed porn of her until now
>>82867229
What's a better ruleset? This is apparently already version 2. We could fork it with less faggy decorations.
>>82867440
roll
>>82839563
74
>>82867440
raul
>>82867440
ROLLING
>>82867699
PIZZA WIZARD.
![[AROUSAL STOPS].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U6Q3lkz.jpg "[AROUSAL STOPS].jpg")
>>82822773
Oh
Oh fuck you you goddamned glorious son of a bitch
>>82867440
Rolling
HAHHAHAHSHIEEEEET
>>82867440
is there supposed to not be a 22
>>82868258
Dubs you choose whatever wizard you want. read the pic ya donut.
>>82839563
>0
i'm surrounded by turbonerds
>>82867440
Ah, yes, the classical double hobo version.
>>82828935
i hate myself
>>82869221
and I fucke up the s's son of a bitch
>>82839563
18. 3 years away from my robe and hat.
>>8286744J.K. Rolling
>>82856634
>parmesan
I buy it when it's on offer of 9 or 10 Euros a kilo, but I also buy Padano in bulk. I'm in north Italy where food is noticeably more expensive than south of Rome, so I only buy special offers. I costed out my use as about 25 cents per day, but I sometimes skip it if I use Pesto sauce (which costs me about 30 cents per meal). Wine is just really cheap, although it used to be 50 cents a litre for local red wine, now it's 1.29.
>>82869501
>18.3
...You become a wizard when you're 30 and still a virgin.
>>82869221
The memes are killing me. When I die just carve the loss comic on my tombstone.
>>82869790
All that pasta sounds revolting. Where's the meat?
>>82869836
Virgin = 7+(current age-16)
Current Age = 27
7+(27-16)
7+11
18
Wizard = 30 years old
30-27=3
So like I said, I scored 18 and I'm 3 years away from my hat and robe.
