Will the epilogue redeem the comic from Act 7? Most important, will it try to tie in the loose ends, or delve further into what happens in the new universe?
>>82808669
Only if Vriska is involved in those things.
THE ENDING WAS GOOD
>>82808699
I CAN ALSO LIE.
I've spent way too long just staring at the screen indecisively
What should she be holding and what should be strewn around her?
>>82808810
a shovel and some fossils maybe? skulls or stone tablets
>>82808810
>strewn about
The Crosbytop, hats, or things that can be collected during openbound? best I can think of
>holding
horse dildo. Easy.
>>82808810
Her arms should be doing the "deep penetration" sign, beyond that I'm not sure.
>>82808669
Daily reminder that he wins and kills everybody
>>82808742
but if, as implied by the similar format, your statement is also supposed to be a lie, that means you actually cannot lie. and if we follow the implication reacharound back again that suggests you do not consider my statement to be a lie. which is great because it isnt one
When did Gamzee hit on Dave?
>>82808975
They're clearly arguing because they both forgot to pick up the kids from daycare, while John takes his stepdaughter out for pizza
>>82808908
Caliborn is the protagonist and Vriska is the antagonist.
Prove me wrong.
>>82808973
>Eridan tried to hit on Jade
Their conversation was hilarous, wish Eridan would have interacted more often
>>82808973
Well he did have spades in his eyes at one point, either for Dave or ICP.
>>82808973
>Dirk is the most undesirable human
Is anyone surprised?
>>82809086
he has a fucking impressive mack portfolio for a character with so little screen time
>>82809154
Reading Pesterlogs on that black background hurt my eyes.
>>82808875
What, you mean this?
She's supposed to be passed out
>>82808973
>Jake was the most desirable human
What do people see in him?
>>82809272
I know, the implication being she passed out while making the gesture.
>>82809272
why would that stop her
>>82809280
He was the only one compatible with all his friend's sexualities.
Will Hussie realize that everyone liked Caliborn and give him a happy ending?
>>82809280
A lack of alternatives.
>>82809280
jakes superlative attractiveness cannot be explained in any normal terms. it is something we just have to accept.
>>82809330
He already got his reward
Only person who deserves a nice big happy ending is Jade
>>82809324
>>82809344
Yeah but what about Tavrosprite and Aranea?
>>82808935
don't you smart talk me you queermosexual
>>82809330
he got a happy ending. he got ripped, beat up some sjws and space tumblr was destroyed. its as much as any of us can really ask for
does anyone have the full comic?
>>82809330
No, he still thinks people like Vriska.
>>82809362
Aranea wants that BEC (big English cock).
>>82809362
Shit taste from a shit dude, and a woman only after him for the angels in his pants.
Holy shit the WLF website is fucking garbage I cant even load past the first set of entries for the contest
>>82809362
Aranea kissed him, Tavrosprite was flirting with him.
>>82809427
>jade agreeing to no sexuality or gender
>same with Jane
bullshit
>>82808975
>Le obligatory generic tumblr art post
Please die
>>82808669
gas the trolls!
race war now!!!
>>82809424
But he had to tolerate being fused with a clown, a masochistic furry, and an AI program he hated while he did all that stuff. And then he lost in the end
>>82809072
You aren't. Vriska was the Thief of Light, though, so she gets to literally steal the narrative's title of protagonist from Caliborn.
>>82809499
Why does everyone go out to make Jade as ugly as possible? Damn
>>82809494
>>82809499
Delete this
>>82808973
>Rufioh hit on Aradia
??????
>>82809072
andrew hussie is the antagonist
>>82809553
>>82809553
>that Dirk eyemask
ahahHAHAHHAHA
>>82809508
he wanted to play a game, and he did
>>82809587
I think that did happen in Ministrife.
>>82809543
>>82809557
>>82809621
>>82809553
Dirk is the most privileged and I hope he fucking checked that
>>82809621
>>82809698
>>82809698
>that Dave
>>82809698
reminder that hussie sees black people as a different, comical species of human
like gnomes
>>82809698
How did Roxy and Dirk's muscle genes combine to form two obese people?
>>82809698
That fuckin Dirkroach
Jesus christ I can't stop laughing
>>82809698
The Homestuck fandom was a mistake.
>>82809742
>>82809742
>it's a rosefag post
>>82809698
EVEN THE DOG AND CAT
>>82809587
Here.
>>82809698
>two white animals
this needs more poc representation
>>82809732
Swedish_marriage_ceremony.jpeg
>>82809508
i dont think he was sad about getting fused with arquius in the slightest. nothing but purest boy respect. and pride in the strength that is now his. gamzee is... probably fine too. he pretty much just contributes by making lord english honk twice and have a huge dick
>>82809815
okay
>>82809775
Not that anon, but starfire isn't a fucking nigger. Robin, I'm not worried so much about.
Let it die.
>>82809932
that's what she said
>>82809775
At least they only made them black, not transgendered ogre halfkin.
>>82809932
Only when the pain I feel does
There's not going to be an epilogue
>>82809884
>>82809955
can both of you please stop?
>>82809850
holy fuck, equius contributed to the huge dick genes too. caliborn went from being probably totally dickless to having a beast that could shatter universes. i think its safe to say that any theory that he might not be happy with the soul-combining thing is 100% debunked
>>82809427
>>82810052
maybe he liked his cloaca you racist
>>82810066
Is this the edgiest Homestuck comic out there?
>>82810066
>This is what the refrance
May our prince be always watching and smiling down from the heavens
>>82810121
I don't know.
>>82810066
thanks. dont know how the FUCK I didn't have it saved
>>82810156
Woah this is new.
I'm unreasonably excited for this comic to continue
>>82810156
MORE WHEN
>>82809966
you don't know that
>>82810156
I wonder what happens to Jade.
>>82810221
when I feel like it.
![tumblr_o74uyconfZ1s44d8vo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3u0rTHc.png "tumblr_o74uyconfZ1s44d8vo1_1280[1].png")
>>82808973
>HST thinks Karkat is a cuck
>He's literally the most hit on guy and made one question his sexuality
>>82810156
>Jane doesn't kill Jake
do it over
>>82810156
>there's more
>>82810265
Wait, is this loss?
>>82809775
>>82809966
Yeah, I mean, even if they changed the race of the characters they're still easily recognizable.
>>82810266
He is a cuck, he gets hit on by everyone and takes zero opportunities in it.
>>82810274
I don't care if Dave was gay.
I do care if he was gay for fucking Karkat.
>>82810405
perfect
>>82810349
I had that feeling as well.
I dont think that troll has a name yet. Hes just a clown who wants to live in the woods and swamps alone but people keep getting on his lawn.
So he makes moonslime out of em
>>82810413
Who do you want him to be gay for? John? Dirk?
>>82810255
She threw in with the progressives, she dies.
>>82810436
>>82810349
no. at least not intentionally.
>>82810438
Jade
>>82810274
jakes not gay hes clean. dirk bamboozled him. you cant blame him for that
>>82810438
John would be a way better improvement tbqh. Remember Dave's sappy letter to him?
>>82810518
>John would be a way better improvement tbqh
>>82810455
add another character/upright thing to the second panel for extra meme score
>>82810518
But John is already dating the female version of Dave
>>82810438
dave
>>82810598
Lol
>tfw I actually deleted one of the older homestuck comics I drew (digitally)
It was Rose telling Dave she was gonna go become an alcoholic while Dave fucks karkat in the ass, saying he's not listening.
>>82809806
>Aradiabot #100502, why must you devastate my pump biscuit so?
God, Equius had so many great lines.
>>82808973
What happened to Caliborn hitting on Dirk though?
>>82810518
if we choose to accept a6a6i5's implication that dave was always kinda gay it is basically canon that dave used to have a thing for john. their early conversations are full of either gays-are-funny banter or very closeted flirting.
but john is Not A Homosexual so that would literally never go anywhere
>>82810656
>At least 100,502 doomed troll timelines
Holy SHIT
>>82808973
Slut meter:
Eridan: 8
Dave(sprite): 6 (Counting as one on Jade)
Vriska: 6
Karkat: 5 (Since he should also fall under Vriska)
Terezi: 4
Rose(sprite): 3
John: 3
Roxy: 3
Tavros(sprite): 3
Gamzee: 3
Sollux: 3
Equius: 3
Meenah: 2
Aradia: 2
Jake: 2
Kanaya: 2
Caliborn: 2 (arguable also hit on Dirk so potentially higher)
Pure:
Jade: 1
Dirk: 1
Jane: 1
Nepeta: 1
Feferi: 1
A1 trolls excluded from list.
>>82810811
No, just doomed Aradias. Remember that to her dead Aradias weren't a problem, they were a solution.
>>82810811
Aren't there an infinity of timelines out there? So if theres a 10% chance of something happening its going to happen an infinite amount of times.
Like there should be an infinite amount of god tier Tavros and an infinite amount of Everyone except John and English.
>>82810813
>eridan is top
>was only in about 1/8th of the comic beginning to end
>not even a major character during that period
based eridan knows what he wants and goes for it
>>82810813
>Trusting Vriska after Karkat told her she was hopeless and shit at romance and kept telling her to fuck off
>>82810811
Bec Noir only killed a thousand Aradiabots so I don't know where all those others came from.
>>82809698
Why do tumblrites always draw blapck people with that patchy skin disease?
>>82810909
every non-alpha aradia came from a doomed timeline or doomed them in the process of coming to the alpha
>>82810932
That's actually a common misunderstanding of infinity. You can have an infinite amount of scenarios without encompassing every possible scenario. Even in an infinite number of universes there may never have been a scenario where Tavros went god tier.
>>82810999
it's special snowflake beyond special snowflake.
>>82810999
even though we're all different and being different is okay, one must not forget that the face of man is caucasian
>>82811016
>there are an infinite number of earths
>on all of them act 7 was exactly the same
>>82810811
>>82810909
Those doomed Aradias were stated to pretty much always come from doomed timelines, though. Those jokes about 50 billion dead Nepetas weren't all bullshit.
Honestly, the logistics of doomed timelines are completely fucked. Basically, unless every decision goes the way Skaia wants or retcon powers are used, everyone in the timeline is marked from death/fading into nothingness. Like, if one of the trolls had made a sandwich that Skaia wasn't planning for BOOM they all die and get kicked to the dream bubz. Like Skaia's pissed they used too much grub sauce, so ETERNAL IRRELEVANCE FOR YOU LOSERS.
>>82811016
but doesn't infinity imply it goes on forever and ever? Wouldn't that mean it'll eventually get everything? Or no. Infinity has no ending so...
>>82810066
>that imp Kanaya
Oh my god I'm in tears.
>>82811082
I don't think doomed timelines exist unless they affect the alpha in some way. Otherwise, why would they exist?
>>82809698
You're in Gamestop and this roxy smack your gf's ass. What do you do.
>>82811058
This just in, the cosmic entities that doom every species to extinction so that they can conscript a handful of them as pawns in an eternal cold war, are, in fact, kind of dicks.
>>82811058
doomed timelines are supposed to represent times someone made a mistake and died in a game then restarted. but the dream bubbles are supposed to contain every death from every time anyone has ever played the game. how many instances of super mario do you think there are out there who fell down the very first hole.
>>82811082
2 times infinity will never be an odd number.
>>82811148
Yell "DON'T CALL ANYONE" and mace herm
>>82811185
what you're saying is right but please, no more super mario analogies. Not after the incident
>>82810690
If something as minor as three lines of flirting from Gamzee puts him in the wanting to fuck Dave category, then yeah, Caliborn belongs on Dirk's list for making him that shitty drawing.
>>82811082
Look at it this way.
>12
So there's a number. Now, how many different numbers could I have typed there, taking into account things like decimals and scientific notation? If you think about it a bit, you'll realize there's an infinite amount.
And bam, that right there is an infinite possible universes. Off into infinity forever and the only difference is that number I posted.And Act 7 was the same in all of them. Sorry.
>>82811271
Wait, shit
Didn't you type 13 last time
>>82811099
thanks
>>82810932
I'm pretty sure doomed timelines were only created when karkat fucked something up and aradia had to go back in time to fix it, dooming herself in that timeline, right? So in the alpha timeline Aradiabots were just popping up everywhere all the time stopping people from doing the dumb shit they did to doom the previous timeline, and they just built up until there were thousands of them. Just like how davespirte fixed the timeline from Terezi killing John.
>>82811316
Shut up man, you're screwing the pooch again
>>82811253
yeah i was kind of meming but also genuinely liked the image of hundreds of millions of retarded pixel men jumping on each others heads and trying to work out when theyre actually going to start their big adventure
>>82811317retro FPS sburb session when
doomguy, ranger, douk, blazkowicz etc
>imps with revenant missiles and shambler mouths wearing douk's sunglasses
>robo-hitler ogres
>>82811316
english did it
>>82809815
>>82811401
they'd destroy their session.
>>82811336
Not necessarily. Any action that "shouldn't happen" can result in a doomed timeline. The alpha timeline had all twelve trolls survive and make it to the meteor, so any timeline where one or more of them dies is doomed by default.
Remember how Vriska explained away her actions in Act 5.2 with the fact that, if she didn't do this terrible stuff, the timeline would be doomed? That's actually true: Alpha timeline has Bec Noir be a thing, so any event that would stop him dooms that timeline.
>>82811401
>duke prototypes a statue of himself
>he and his underlings constantly stand around admiring themselves
>>82811440
Thank you for showing me this image.
>but who has BATTLEAXEkind
>>82811263
Source?
>>82811082
Think of it this way: say you had a graph with an x and y axis, and you plotted every point where y = x (1,1, 2,2, 3,3 and so on). Even though that's an infinite amount of points, the points 1,4 or 3,7 will never be plotted.
>>82811619
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006975
>TT: Uh.
>TT: What the fuck am I looking at here?
>uu: DON'T YOu SEE?? IT IS uS! YOu AND ME.
>uu: WE ARE GETTING PERHAPS A LITTLE TOO. *FRIENDLY.* IF YOu WILL. HAA. HAA.
>>82811461
>girl with ram horns is aradia
>>82811487
In order for a doomed timeline to exist somebody had to correct it, otherwise it would have just resulted in a failed session. Every timeline where karkat had become godtier did happen, but for whatever reason in those timelines the trolls either failed to kill the black king or bec noir didn't end up in their session, and aradia had to go fix it. Bec Noir's timeline was the only timeline that would ultimately lead to a successful session, which is why it was the alpha timeline, and any actions that lead away from that timeline doomed it.
This would mean that when fighting the black king there must have been at least 100,502 aradiabots. That's some serious firepower. Maybe those timelines weren't doomed because somebody fucked up but just because there weren't enough aradiabots in the session yet to beat the final boss.
>>82811510
>Ranger doesn't build up to his gate (which he consistently refers to as a slipgate) at all, instead he alchemizes DoE's split rockets and a pentagon of protection before rocket jumping right to it
>Doomguy is the next player and gets taken to Ranger's dimension
>he can't jump up the building
>he can't even look up to see the gate
TG: its the conksuckiest piece of fucking shit that ever still somehow qualified as a boot
GG: <3
TG: you just know imigrants were responsible
What happened to Hussie
>>82811845
hegrew up
>>82811674
Caliborn is the best non-john (aka self insert)
>>82811700
i dont think its even that the alpha timeline is defined by being only timeline that leads to a successful session. its simply that the alpha timeline is the one that leads to the 'right' events. if your session was always going to fail, well, any successful versions of that session are doomed timelines. which timelines are 'correct' is decided totally arbitrarily. its just How Things Went
>>82811674
it feels weird reading caliborn dialogue pre-homosuck. its pretty clear that hussie hadnt found the voice yet in his early pesterlogs, even the good ones like that.
>>82811845
why were they so cute together
>>82811953
I think he didn't want to make it obvious that he was LE
>>82811868
He was fucking 30 when he started Homestuck.
Boy, I sure hope hussie is safe from harm. It must be terrible to live with yourself after justifying your own suicide with that ending.
>>82811845
he fell in with a bad crowd
>>82811674
Man, I forgot how scribbly Cal's drawings were before the right angles. Hussie must have had fun drawing so shittily, I wonder if he actually closed his eyes for full meme compliance.
>>82811995
>>82812006
Can we call iggypiggy a vvapid cunt yet, or is that reserved for She Who Ruined Homestuck?
>>82812001
>having any empathy for someone who makes their living doodling funny pictures on the internet
>>82812044
HOW DID I FORGET
Entertiain Me If You Want To See Jade Again
>>82812336
>>82812336
is this entertaining enough you sick fuck?
>>82812336
Why
>>82812336
WHY THE FUCK. SHOULD I CARE, ABOUT THE BITCH? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO COMMISERABLEATE OVER SPACE OR DRESS HER UP OR HAVE SOME KIND OF. LEWD OCCURRING.
THIS INTERESTS ME. DESCRIBE FOR ME THE JADE HUMAN, IN SORDID DETAIL, AND YOUR SICKENINGLY SACCHARINE ATTEMPTS AT COURTING, AND RAISING A FAMILY
>>82812445
>>82812536
Don't.
>>82812445
>>82812426
>>82812420
>>82812382
This Is A Good Start But It Is Not Enough
More
>>82812568
i refuse
>>82812536
DO IT
>>82812536
>>82812613
>>82812568
NO. YOU ARE TO BE THE ONE DESCRIBING LEWDNESS. TO ME.
IT WAS DISCUSSED. BY US. I AM NOT BEING ENTERTAINED AND I DEMAND YOU WRITE FOR ME THE STORY I WANT OR I WILL PERFORM LEWD ACTS UPON THE ROSE HUMAN YOU SO ADORE.
>>82812624
don't do it
>>82812047
Why would we call her a vapid cunt, she's not THE vapid cunt
How vapid was halftruth, exactly?
Who remembersChildren are a Blessing
>>82812703
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? THERE IS A DELECTABLE RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH MUCH LEWDNESS IS OCCURRING AND THEN THERE ARE MANY GROSS HAPPENINGS INVOLVING THE PROCESS OF REPRODUCTION. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
FUCK YOU. I WANT TO IMAGINE. YOU. BITCH. I WANT TO IMAGINE YOU WRITING THE DELECTABLE SMUT WITH THE JADE HUMAN ALONE WHILE THINKING OF RELATIONAL CLOSENESS. THINKING OF SUCH THINGS, PLEASES ME. BUT NO. YOU GIVE ME THIS TASTELESS HUMAN ATTEMPT AT TROLL THINGS. WITH STUPID STUFF IN IT. IT IS NOT EVEN THE RIGHT "PAIRING" OF BITCHES.
I can't believe Snoop was the real creator of Homestuck all along
>>82812782
That was the one where the trolls were toddlers and the kids were daycare/preschool workers, right. too bad it was never finished
>>82812906
THE FIRST CHAPTER HAS NO PAYOFF. WHERE IS THE PAYOFF. THE SHOT OF MONEY. THERE IS ONLY CHATTING AND THE USE OF A CONCEIT INVOLVING GROSS THINGS THAT I REALLY WISH YOU HAD NOT MENTIONED IN ORDER TO FACILITATE AMUSING CHARACTER INTERACTIONS.
>this thread
>>82812955
Raising toddlers is heteronormative and disgusting
okey dokey thats enough unironic roleplay for one thread
>>82813031
wwhere do you think wwe are
>>82812998
AND NOW THE SECOND.
WHAT THE FUCK, IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY IS ALL THIS TASTY CHARACTER INTERACTION, MIXED WITH THE WORST SORT OF DEBAUCHERY. THIS MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH.
THE CAPITAL BITCH CONTINUES TO SPEAK. IN A LEWD MANNER, BUT THE KEK AND THE ROSE HUMAN NEED TO DUMP A BUCKET OF ICE WATER ONTO THEMSELVES. AND THEN THE CAPITAL BITCH CAN. TOWEL IT OFF OF THEM. PERHAPS ALL THREE WILL INDULGE IN A
AND A SHIVER RUNS DOWN MY SPINE TO THINK, OF THIS UNBEARABLE LEWDNESS, A
CUDDLE PILE. UNDER THE PRETENSE OF WARMTH, WHICH IS SOON DISCARDED.
>>82812906
speaking of fanfics
Keep it up guy-who-wrote-stuff-after-the-msparp-group-exploded
I'm really interested in itnot just because I was the knight of doom or anything...
>>82813141
there's a what
if these dont make it im gonna be sad
Remember stabdads? Stabdads were cool.
>>82813159
I like the sylladex wallet, although it'd be pretty easy to make one yourself, so I'm not sure it deserves the win.
>>82813159
Will they have pocket?
I want pajama pants with pockets is that too much to ask?
>>82813171
Why is karkat so unhappy with his gift? Did he ask for romance novels or something?
>>82813177
sylladex wallet is so obvious it's weird they haven't already sold them
>>82813152
someone wrote a metastuck style story recently. I dont have the link but maybe the persons here
>>82813171
Oh shit I forgot about stabdads
I had aficI never finished where Snowman broke into Boxcars' house to break Tavros' knees because she thought he was fucking her daughter
>>82812826
I don't think you get how Caliborn's typing style works
>>82813177
all the shirts are easy to make
hell the scalemates are easy if you use the pattern, very simple sewing
still though, theres something about official merchandise
Why does everybody hate Dirk?
>>82813200
Probably.
>>82813250
>everything in that image
>>82813259
Damn that looks comfy.
>>82813259
Because for a long time he was a manipulative tool and no one called him on it
Now that he's been called on it and realized that he was being a jerk I'm fine with him
>>82813259
dirk is one of my favorite characters
>>82813141
t-thanks
have an update in like 10 minutes! I didn't directly port any characters but my own because I wouldn't feel comfortable writing them and some of their interests weren't stuff I knew too much about.
The thing we were chasing down would have turned out to be cruxilathesprite gone mad; I'm writing it so sprites are data seeds from non-skaian sources that skaia needs to grow a new universe and so it's trying to get us to kill the sprite to desterilize itself. This would have had ramifications eventually.
>>82813209
yeah I'm here.I'm also the one being caliborn
>>82813272
Karkat's had a hard life.
>>82813250
>Dirk kaka
>Basically Tao in Heart colors with shitty shades.
Stop ruining two things I enjoy, internet.
God, that physically hurts to look at.
>>82813311
It should be, I mean it's the only place Dirk has seen on his entire life
So what happened to liveblogger?
>>82813330
post it wherever it isi want to see what terrible things you've done to my character
>>82813311
Would be comfy except for
>All of those fucking smutty puppets
>Screen constantly changing to bizarre semi-erotic anthro shit
>Huge posters of Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller's faces
>That fucking horse face man in the far left
>Lil' Cal always watcing you
Dirk is fucked in the head, honestly
>>82813393
http://fuckingletmehaveaname.tumblr.com/post/144424095444/im-not-in-the-thread-fyi-i-got-family-stuff-to
>>82813313
That's one of the best things about Dirk. He was a terrible flawed person who realized how bad he was, paid the price for it, and made and effort to make amends and be better. Contrast that to Vriska, who had a very similarly controlling personality but finished the story a hero without ever facing the consequences of her actions.
>>82813299
right?
Who needs official merch?
>>82813477
The sollux is a little weird but well made
That Rose is fucking A+ though, cute as all hell
>>82813477
its not soooo bad
>>82813506
posted it before I could
>>82813469
Just realized, how did Dirk get electricity on his apartment in the middle of the ocean?
>>82813528
hydroelectric powerplant
>>82813409
He's just a very committed man. At least his cal was empty, so it wouldn't be ACTUALLY watching you, it would just feel like it was.
>>82813528
He's smart. Maybe he made a wave-powered generator. How did he survive as a baby with no food and nobody around to change his diapers?
>>82813510
oh yeah, quality is fine but damn
those animal features
>>82813506
this is my favorite fucking thing
do you guys think that dirk statue is going to make it in the contest?
>>82810999
Gotta have the character look REALLY special. Oh! And also have to represent minorities that are a minority AMONG minorities!
Yeah, even though like fucking 0.1% of the fucking black population has that shit. You're more likely to find black dudes with chemically straightened hair than a black person with this skin condition.
I'm surprised that they don't ever draw albinos, but I guess they're too "white-passing" to be ever drawn.
>>82813528
>>82813577
>>82813579
Didn't he have a bunch of uranium? It probably ran on micro nuclear power like Jade's stuff and the Dirkbot
dirk's stunted, horrible metabolism from surviving off of mountain dew and doritos for well over a decade
>>82813591
pretty sure the animal features are from like some au thing
>>82813648
Dirk only drinks orange-colored soda.
>>82813662
cutesy au settings are like crack for fujoshi
So when Caliborn said "I wanted to play a Game", he was referring to Homestuck right? As in, playing the narrative/story as it's treated as a game, ect.
>>82813648
outta joke, Dave probably stored a lot of actually edible food in somewhere that could be accessible with bullshit technology like Roxy's windows, or Dirk just learned to fish and hunt for sea lusii at a young age
Dirk made me question my sexuality. Specifically this version of Dirk. GodDAMN she is fine. I ain't gay or nothing but I'd let her train me.
I've never felt this way about a woman before. What do I do?
>>82813648
You could probably say the same thing about Dave, honestly.
>>82813708
Have you considered the advantages of suicide?
>>82813409
Is Dirk the only human in the comic with a legitimate mental illness?Besides being gay, I mean
>>82813708
Fem Dirk is just Rose
>>82813708
Have you considered the advantages of eating pussy?
>>82813726
Dave could at least eat out or order in.
>>82813708
go make out with a person of the gender you've been wondering about who you have decent chemistry with. sparks fly? you're bi.
>>82813760
Dirk is male Rose, Roxy is male Dave.
What are Jake and Jane?
>>82813794
You give horrible life advice.
>>82813797
Retarded male Jade and not-retarded female John
