Alright, /co/, if you can tell me why you shouldn't be banned without using the letter "e", you'll be fine.
So I can kill you.
>>82794389
I didn' do nuffin
I'm a good anon. I ain't did nothing to nobody.
>>82794506
>not "I dindu nuffin"
You dun goof'd
>>82794389
I shitpost for a good cause and you should allow me to do my job
>>82794389
Well...
>>82794551
>cause
>me
This is my first reply or post on 4chan
Up yours, fart sac.
Eh....
>>82794597
You blew it
>>82794597
>reply
I am good at what I do, I work hard, I play hard.
>>82794389
I am good at my job.
>>82794389
You a punk ass bitch nigga
I only post furry porn on saturdays and sundays
>>82794389
I want to fuck that Burns.
>>82794577
FUCK
>>82794731
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
and saturday
>>82794389
Fuck man, i don't know if i should stay off, i'm trying to not turn into a faggasaurus.
>>82794389
I post smut.
I'm not Boco?
I am a small guy who wants to ask CIA on how to be a big guy
>>82794389
I'm... not.. good to... ban?
>>82794884
>be
you are not a big guy for anyone
>>82794389
OP is a faggot
>>82794389
Worst. Thread. Ever.
>>82794779
We like mowers
I post good stuff.
>>82794389
DIN
DU
NOTHIN
I'm a girl
wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with
>>82794389
you first for using said glyph
>>82794389
I am not ban worthy.
>>82794389
I'm.. a good.. post.. guy..
>>82794389
Cuz OP is a fag.
I want to marry you.
>>82794389
It's my first day.
>>82798497
Hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers
Although I primarily post pornography of kids, all lacking in clothing atop small, soft mounds of pussy and, you know, the opposing part that would go into a pussy, banning a man such as my body would hurt this board for I also post in quality within topics about DC and, standardly, comics.
>>82794389
Excellently executed elocution, earning every ecstatic ear, effortlessly.
I'm.....a good.....post-.......guy.....who can.....do....good....discussion
>>82794389
If you allow this anon to stay I vow to post MLP daily, shitpost for you, and draw sad and smug frogs.
Catsup.
>>82801624
>the
Oh, too bad.
>>82794389
I can talk about comics without fagging up this board or most discussions
I only want to look at dank may-mays, civilly discuss topics, and laugh at shitposts.
>>82804557
brb committing seppuku
>>82804848
to my post i want to add.
"Is that so wrong?"
This post also conforms to protocol
I'm hot?
No hablo tu idioma,
I don't shit up this idiotic board. In fact, I'm constantly improving /co/ by making good posts, ignoring dorks, and championing OC -- all of which allow for a high quality of discussion...that is in fact occurring right now.
Or, simply put: you should thankful, you lazy fat fucks.
>>82794389
I follow all laws. I do not do anything worthy of a ban. I do not post pornography on boards with a cyan coloration. I do not post furry artwork. I do not post lolis. I do not bait. I do not spam. I follow all laws of this land.
C'mon guys, how hard is it to CTRL+F your posts to find out if you F'd up?
>>82805251
On mobile and computer is at the repair shop.
>>82794389
I'm not Australian
>>82805222
Don't be so cranky.
>>82794389
Fuck you, that's why.
>>82805344
Also, my dubs guard is up.
Look, man. I don't hav 2 writ anything with that lttr and you can't stop m!
Burns sucks cocks
>>82794389
I dig comic books
>>82794389
You couldn't ban a fly.
>>82794389
Fegget.
>>82794389
I am amusing. I can hold a discussion with Anon with rightfully providing smart and titillating phrasing.
>>82794389
Im good at posting things on this board and i dont post anything banworthy.
My body is good looking
Did you know that Kathy is throwing a party tonight? I know it. My pal Buddy told us all today. Kathy said that Barry could go and party tonight. This is not good. I do not find Barry 'cool'. I find Barry annoying. Barry is crazy; Barry is unkind. Sarah is cool, but Sarah is not going to Kathy's party. I think I want to go and party now. I think dancing is so much fun. I'm not good at it, but still, I find it so much fun! I can't wait to go party, go dancing, and munch on snacks. I think I this party is going to just fly by!
Thanks, Yahoo.
>>82794389
I'm good at my job you old coot.
>>82794389
You can't.
>>82794389
I only post gold.
>>82794389
Why, I only do post things that no mod scolds! Thus, my ban isn't of any priority. It's trivial.
>>82807972
> Did you know that Kathy is throwing a party tonight? I know it. My pal Buddy told us all today. Kathy said that Barry could go and party tonight. This is not good. I do not find Barry 'cool'. I find Barry annoying. Barry is crazy; Barry is unkind. Sarah is cool, but Sarah is not going to Kathy's party. I think I want to go and party now. I think dancing is so much fun. I'm not good at it, but still, I find it so much fun! I can't wait to go the party, go dancing, and munch on snacks. I think I this party is going to just fly by!
> the party
Oh no
>>82805222
>lazy
Says anon skipping grammatically important words in his post.
Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Oh wait...
>>82794389
I'm a gay tranny from Iraq. Tumblr will flip if you do.
I love you.
OHSHI-
I greatly-
AAGH
You are-
FUCK
Just ban me.
I'm a big guy
I'm...a...good...guy?
>>82794389
I'm too cool for that shit.
>>82794389
/co/ moderation works more like this:
>tell people they won't be banned if they don't use the letter e
>ban people for using any vowel and five other letters chosen at random, which change every day
>>82794389
I don't want to kill you, but I will.
I'm a cool caucasian man with a big dong
>>82794389
Shut up, that's why.
My posts usually contain quality.
>>82794389
I know about da' killings.
>>82809879
Where's the the?
I don't shitpost that much
You want to know why you can't ban us? This is why, Burns. You cannot stop shitposting, for shitposting stops YOU. Striving to halt shitposting is ridiculous and is a no-win situation for you. If you stop a shitposting faggot, six will shitpost for him. Do you want this to occur? If you ban shitposting faggots, you push towards a point from which nothing you do can fix it. Do you want that? To fail as a mod, a janitor, and most of all, to succumb as a frail, dying, cold, cash grabbing hazard of this town? Waylon abhors his job as your assistant, Burns. You want to know why? You. That's why. Waylon wants to swallow fifty opioids and finish it. You cling to him and you won't allow him to go, you sinful, villainous son of a bitch.
Grab a razor and fucking cut your wrist, Burnsy. Nobody will miss you. Not your plant minions who toil for days as you watch, not your family, not Waylon, not anybody.
Shitposting faggot OUT, niggas.
>>82815699
FUCKING BRUTAL
>>82794389
I post ok
i should have a right to shitpost about cartoons and comics as i want
>>82816653
>have
I sw-
Promis-
Assur-
I did
It was an acid
I cho
I did not
I chose an incor
My fing
>>82794389
I don't usually post.
>>82815699
Good job.
>>82794389
I'm a minority, I'll spin it so you look racist as I didnu nuffin.
>>82794389
I'm too cool for that.
>>82794389
I lurk /co/ a lot. I post a bit too.
I was blown away from /tg/ for mad mod control.
I had a good run with /k/. Gun fun is costly though. Not my top hobby pick.
So I found /co/. Usually to find things without harassing posters like /a/.
Also, I got this to show you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8-WtH4ujps
>links don't count
>>82794389
I'm a quality contributor (100% unoriginal shit + tits) with a burning passion for all things visual - so fuck you and your bans nigga, you can't touch moi
BANGARANG!
>>82794389
I will suck your dick
>>82794389
A ban would not suit an individual such as I. I take it that is obvious to you glorious mods?
>>82816563
>Super
>Reading
>>82794389
My ëxcëllëncë ëxcëëds your requirëmënts, and I bëliëvë it is illëgal to ban më, so I shall suë you should you attëmpt it.
>>82794389
I'm a big guy for you.
>>82794389
I didn't do it.
I mostly post to drawfag for anons.
>>82794597
It's all ogre
>>82794389
I'll suck yo dick if you don't ban my hot ass
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
e
>>82794389
i'm.......a good.....work, guy?
I think I should stay, as I'm a good addition to this community.
Why should you ban anybody, anyways? Don't do that.
>>82794389
I'm not a tripfag
I post only to assist anons, not harass. Also I post loads of /aco/ stuff to your liking.
>>82794389
Fug da mods!
I shitpost for good da good of all!
I dindu nuffin!
OP is a fag.
>>82794848
I 2nd this.
>>82818713
>take
You fuk'd up
>>82818634
>posters
I mostly lurk and I know not to piss off casuals or fanatics.
>>82794389
my ass!
>>82794389
I am amazing at shitposting, yo
