did it end well? what was the point of the clam? no homestuck discussion please
the clam was symbolic of the hollowness that had absorbed SBaHJ up to that point. It's smile was the smug realization that it had triumphed.
>shitty fucking fuchsia clam
it's eithercondyor thejuju chest
>>82769299
what hollowness? watching sbahj unironically reject meaning as it progressed as a direct mockery of both new sincerity and the millennial ennui which it caricatured and embraced was a profound experience for me.
The comic about the sock ruse was obviously the best one
it still frustrates me that andrew didnt add links to the last few comics to the bottom of the page. its really difficult to navigate through them and the archive was honestly one of my favourite features
The later ones were really lacking in jpg artifacts, copied and pasted stock photos, and random changes in font color
It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma, OP.
>there will never be a new SBaHJ
>>82769605
but there will probably be a sbahj body pillow
the fanbase was what carried it really. the comic itself might have jumped the shark but the incredible fanworks will always remain as good as they ever were
>>82769605
Hussie would just outsource it.
>>82769536
that lower face always reminds me of something from an old cartoon
>>82769674
I'm not ironic enough to make SBaHJ, anon.
The clam represents a vagina ie life.
>>82769674
If the SBaHJ ending was OUTSORCED to the dude that edited this pic I wouldn't mind
>>82769759
Don't sell yourself short son, you did a damn fine job. Why, I'd say you're better than old man Huss himself.
You oughta go to the town square and sell your SBAHJ, I'm sure plenty of folks would take it.
>>82769827
who's huss? what's he have to do with swbajh?
>>82769665
>that Lum
muh dick
What did he mean by this?
>>82769971
Davepeta going to the green sun looked just another idea with bad execution. HOW DO WE SAVE THE MAN.
what was the point of even calling it a twist? how could anyone not have seen that coming
This one always slays me
>>82770022
Dave saw John holding his hammer in an offensive manner so Dave had to hide his power level to avoid a lethal strike from John "No mo homo" Egbertoutta joke he's probably just bisexual or some other special snowflake thing
>>82770022
That he isn't into men but has become more accepting of his gay father and his gay retarded sister.
>>82770157
>That moment you realize there's probably a third guy just standing there taking pictures as these two get it on
>>82770199
>it's a karkat cosplayer
>>82769674
why aren't they sniffing each other's butts?
>>82770199
plot twist: it's a karkat cosplayer
>>82769827
Our harvest was paltry this year; I fear we have not enough OC stored up to survive the coming winter, and hardly the boondollars to purchase more.
Performing such a service to the community would surely earn you many (you)s
>>82770215
wew
>>82770199
It's probably a Karkat cosplayer.
>>82770290
>>82770304
please, never post these abominations ever again
>>82770339
what I think KC Green did a pretty good job emulating sbahj style
>>82770304
I fixed the final panel since it wasn't shitty enough.
>>82770215
>>82770248
>>82770294
EVEN IN COSPLAY KARKAT STILL GETS KUCKED
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXm9P1jYQZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5tAL8ehweA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkC9t1mEb14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz2MGWJsSiI
who made better comics, dave or caliborn
>>82770368
IT'S NOT FAIR KARKAT BROS
>>82770396
That's a tough choice.
>>82770368
is there a homestuck version of this picture
if not why isn't there one already made
>>82770393
>>82770396
In actual visual quality Caliborn did. In terms of enjoyment Dave did.
>>82770393
haha bro where are your pants
>>82770396
Why is Andrew Hussie so good at making bad comics? Cool Dude and Stoner Lou, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, Homestuck, Humanimals, he just keeps going.
>>82770545
There's no copy-paste errors overtop of text.
>1 star ratings on the john/roxy design
Why don't they like the best ship?
>>82770673
Fujos have no taste
>>82770673
cuz its het
>>82770673
post design
maybe its shit design
Why did Hussie hate these two characters so much?
Why did he make a very sarcastic write up of their reunion?
>>82770673
Is there even a fandom left to vote on this shit?
>>82770396
Do you think Dave can actually draw when he's not making bad comics on purpose, or is he as hopeless as Caliborn when it comes to unironic art?
>>82770755
nope.
Hence, nothing remains, but our sadness and regret.
>>82770673
Well to be fair, if you're looking to wear a Homestuck shirt it's to broadcast your homosexuality. Having a shirt with John kissing Roxy or something probably isn't too compatible with that.
Would you wear these?
>>82770751
if theres one thing i can respect andrew hussie for its that he has no regard whatsoever for the feelings of nepeta fans
>>82770797
no he can't, i think he told that to dirk
>>82770787
my only HS merch purchase
>>82770747
It looks fine, it was made by Angel.
>>82770849
>stairs
>no scares
ONE JOB
witness how the huss delivers the sick nasty caricatures of /hst/
so meta he a fucknig genius et c. etc.
>>82770874
But in the end
Everyone who wasn't named John, Roxy, Caliborn, or Vriska became Nepeta
>>82770906
oh boy, i think it's great
post the link so i can vote it
>>82770966
http://community.welovefine.com/m/contests/designs/Homestuck-Design-Contest-3/list/id-44830
>>82770937
i thought he had killed himself
>>82770815
Is this really what they're doing?
>>82770937
what is he buying
>>82770815
god no i have enough barriers to using my virginity as it is
Early last thread somebody said they wrote a dirkxdave fuckfic.link?
>>82770937
Post the nude version
>>82771050
those are tampons, for his husband, ipgd
>>82770937
It is your thirty-seventh birthday, and as with all thirty-six preceding it, something feels missing from your life.
>>82771050
Fucking tampons
>>82771108
i wonder if i could make a fortune selling genderly ambiguous tampons
"non-binary tampons"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>82771149
ipgd said she wasn't dating Hussie when she was asked outright here. Is this the only time she's lied?
>>82771167
i mean i'm pretty sure there's a market for tampon packaging that doesn't pretend periods are some flowery wonderful bullshit
>>82771149
What did he mean by this?
>>82771167
you know some dumb motherfucker would buy them. hell all you really need to do is just buy normal ones and put a girly guy on the box
>>82770937
This looks like a picture of a full grown man's head pasted onto a small child's body.
>>82770874
>>82770022
keyword now
>>82771186
Still looks shitty
Like the comic equivalent of you purposefully cut holes in the jeans instead of letting them get there naturally
>>82770815
as pajama pants around my house
hell yeah
>>82771167
you should make men's tampons
POWERFUL tampons for REAL MEN
>>82770937
it looks pretty cold in that photo and he's only wearing a tshirt
where are his nipples?
>>82771166
The fucking onesies always get me when they're drawn realistically.
>>82771280
He's on vacation so his dad couldn't draw them on
>>82771201
>the only time
>>82771243
I ironically made it a shitty edit :^)
>>82771305
looks unironically bad
which means it's not ironically anything anymore
>>82771280
His dad died ;_;
>>82770751
I do not know who those are
Please refrain from being off-topic and talk about Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff
>>82770937
>gigantic head
>tiny, wiry body
>wide-set eyes
>creepy stare
>obviously has no idea what that item he's carrying actually is
>>82771149
as opposed to non-fucking tampons?
>>82770937
Where the fuck did his muscles go?
>>82771418
Holy shit, how do you trigger this?
>>82771404
John "Kid Killer" Egbert
>>82770937
>this man has a Sagittarius symbol tattoo'd on his arm
>due to a comic of his own making where the Sagittariuses are strong as fuck
>Andrew has the same body structure as an Auschwitz inmate
>and he's a virgo
I can't compete with this irony
>>82771404
I like how the cherubs seem to blink with their lower eyelids going upwards
>>82771336
But I made it ironically unironically look bad. Its my layers of ironic sincere irony.
>>82771366
op here the sweet bro and hella jeff ruse was a distaction
>>82771418
i can't believe naptap would just kill those bros
>>82771425
THEY WERE PHOTOSHOPPED GODDAMMIT
I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS
>>82771425
his gains were drained by ipgd
>>82771477
>heir of stair
>knight of car
>geromy
>>82771462
it's fanmade you chumpstick
>>82771481
it's only fitting for him two be irony personified
>>82770937
>>82771481
he has the tattoo because he's lord english
>>82771404
when john's children come of age (13) they will have to face john 1 on 1 in a fist fight
if they do not win john will consume their power and he prepares a new batch to make in the oven
the oven being roxy's womb
*wwalks into vvagina*
wwoww sure is cozy in here
>>82771494
aHAHAHA
get a LOAHD for THSI
yu SUCC akin a swaddled baebe
>>82771534
So there really is nothing preventing anyone from just beating Hussie black and blue for how he ended the comic, is there? Someone should John his Caliborn already.
>>82770815
girls, basically
>>82771624
when's the homestuck lingerie line?
>>82770906
im less happy with the fireflies the more i look at this
too bad you can't make edits once its submitted
>>82771600
Careful now, you may get banned for a few days.
What is this "new sincerity" thing that's replaced irony?
>>82771201
Would YOU tell hsg that you were Hussie's new girfriend, after seeing everything over the past years?
discuss.
>>82771564
I wouldn't doubt if there's a part of him that actually believes that
>that last part of narration with caliborn could easily be andrew filibustering his own fandom
>has admitted that Dave is the easiest character to write and Dirk shares a lot of his personality
>Equius, who is very similar to dirk and has the love of horses (Andrew's love at least being ironic)
>clowns show up in all of his work (Gamzee)
>Doc Scratch, named after Doc Holliday (and Old scratch) who Andrew claims he's related to.
andrew made the villain of the comic a combination of all his self inserts
>>82771688
wwhat man fuck that noise i dont givve no fuckin shits id like to see them fuckin try to ban me in my owwn home
>>82771663
Hey Angel would you make me a sandwich?
>>82771734
I want to kiss her thighs
Would she like that?
>>82771734
>>82771709
ironic: pretending
post-ironic: post-pretending, start to actually act or like what you were pretending
new-sincerity: taking something that you would have previously been ironic about and legitimately loving it
>>82771773
STOP FUCKING POSTING THUMBNAILS YOU TRIPLE NIGGER
>>82771787
only if it was with your last ounce of strength before you passed on
she would be immensely turned on
>>82771639
fucking right?
goddamn it i drew this years ago i shouldve just entered it for the hell of it
>>82771830
It's just not the same.
>>82771734
There was not enough Aradia
>>82771833
Would she ravish my ghost that would appear right next to my corpse then?
>>82771747
>lord english is literally the epitome of an Alpha Male, smashing tumblr to pieces and beating up sjws, scenesters and undertale fans
andrew hides his true opinions carefully
>>82771747
>andrew made the villain of the comic a combination of all his self inserts
you are just realizing this now?
welcome to the party, doze
>>82771927
of course not, anon.
Don't be silly.
>>82771927
But only dirk in that mix was his self insert. His other self inserts were Dave and Sollux.
>>82771906
>>82772006
I'd love to.
>>82771899
>no derse boxers
Will there come a day in the future when SBaHJ isn't 100% hilarious or will it be a time-tested classic?
>>82772006
i only fuck quality footpussies and we never even saw Aradia's in the comic
caliborn tried to usurp john as the alpha male here but
>>82772033
>when SBaHJ isn't 100% hilarious
kc green
>>82772006
>>82772031
yeah boxers would've been added too
fucking missed opportunities
>>82772079
he would soon learn his place
>>82770787
True story: I once had the SBaHJ book in the bathroom by my toilet and those fake Subway coupons fell out. My dad picked them up, thought they were real Subway coupons, and tried to use them.
>>82769651
I'd buy it desu
>>82770906
Why did Roxy use Dirk's katana?
Why did Roxy kill )-(IC?
>>82772091
>>82771481
>>82771551
>>82771564
It's obviously a declaration of is fervent, inastiable love for horses.
>>82772033
I don't think any of SB&HJ past the first handful of comics are worth reading or enjoyable. It's not funny when it's done on purpose. The Room wouldn't be funny if it was what it was on purpose. It's funny because Wiseau thought he was making serious art and it was this.
>go to welovefine voting area
>four designs load initially
>three of them are dirk or cherub related products all by the same russian woman who wants dirk and caliborn to fuck and the fourth is a dirk flash drive
what a strange coincidence
>>82772144
fucknig incredible
>>82772238
>>82771734
>>82772238
>>82772249
This
Same reason Sonichu is funny. Hussie himself pointed out in his suck-off with Tauhid that true charmingly shitty art could only be created by people who weren't doing it on purpose and he was right.
>>82772136
grán amigo y loco hermano
>>82772144
did they work or did he not yell loud enough
if i ever become an amazing drawfag i will draw aradia with a beauty mark
because beauty marks are sexy
and aradia is sexy
but where would it be on her face?
>>82772250
>designs are listed by number of votes
this is the worst designed website
im ecstatic mines at about 30 but theres probably some good shit just wallowing down at the bottom because it never got enough votes to be seen
>>82772325
>>82772067
?
>>82772377
i like beauty marks on the cheekbone near the eye
>>82772379
Thats why i voted on all of them. WLF's layout doesnt help crashing all time too.
>>82772329
sbahj is excellent unironically though. it doesnt try to be realistically/charmingly shit, it tries to pack in as many good jokes about shit art as possible.
>>82772416
i would those feet
Am I the only one who can't stand Bowman's music? How do I Life and Don't Want to Miss a thing are fine because I can pretend that his supremely shitty singing is John's shitty singing, but every other time he opens his mouth it's godawful. Guy's a looker, though.
>>82772430
i tried to get down there and vote for some but if you change tabs ever when you come back its unable to load them from where you left off
>>82772067
>wears socks ALWAYS
>then floats
>then when goes god tier floats plus wears BANDAGE STRAPS
they must be pure and perfect and never have touched the ground
>>82772423
That's too cliche, though. Beauty marks to the side of the chin are good because you don't really expect them.
>>82772489
sure, but i need PROOF
>>82772290
MORE
>>82772412
>>82772307
>>82771734
When did Aradia and Jade become linked and the designated cocksluts
>>82772476
i like the part where my browser hangs every time it tries to load more so after 10 designs it becomes impossible to navigate
Does this symbolizes us giving up on the comic? And the clam as the epilogue?
>>82772522
Aradia is nuts (and all the greater for it.)
Jade is part dog so she can go into heat.
>>82772519
flustered araara is too rare
>>82772473
He sounds like Spongebob getting pegged
>>82772522
Ara was always a whore. Jade has breeding duties.
>>82772473
yeah i was a little fucking horrified when i realised that voice wasnt a joke
>>82772522
Jade at least is the biggest horndog in the comic canonically
>>82772583
True. She is either spooky and crazy
>>82772583
Bet she gets reeeel flustered when her pockets get filled
>>82772522
it's in her blood
damara is her big slutty sister
>>82772522
Jade canonically fucks her dog, dude.
>>82772648
>Damara will never bully and sexually tease you in her mystical oriental alien language.
>>82772649
jade canonically IS her dog you mean
Homestuck made me a slut.
>>82772648
I will never understand why nurses are supposed to be sexy. There's nothing that makes my dick shrivel up like a hospital.
>>82772701
it's
just
not
fair
>>82772708
It made a lot of people sluts. Actually. Those people were all sluts to begin with. Just needed HS to open the gates to getting noticed.
>>82772704
>when you say you aren't in the mood and she banishes you into the ZONE
>>82772770
Remember when Chaz wasn't virtually being held hostage by that one guy who keeps wage-slaving her into drawing Big Titty Jade/Jane and Little Dave?
>>82772739
>It is being quiet.
>Shut up and Futsk me
>>82772704
Why is Jade's body consuming all things
>>82770815
Yes
>>82772379
That's retarded, it should load a random selection of entries and then you can choose to sort entries in various ways in case you want to see what the most voted on things are
People are treating the contest like it was tumblr and not for uselfulness. Why would I wear a shirt with decapitated people or with HUGE BITCH literally written on it?
>>82772619
Sometimes she is also angry.
>>82772739
The reality that she or Condy will never bully and beat my shit in before pity fucking and making me a toy makes me want to die.
>>82772791
I want to commission something a bit gay from her, but I only have the scenario in mind and not characters.
>>82772791
Honestly?
Not really. And I'd be fine with it if Jade didn't always have a fucking dick and Dave was just normal sized.
>>82772791
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1845549
well she's not doing that ALL the time
>>82772846
Karkat and Karkat. You're welcome.
>>82772837
i bet jane would have had a full erection if she could
>>82772836
But most of the time she's just ready to take the dick.
>>82772791
Where do obsessive fetishists make all this fucking money to keep financing engines of pornography production?
>>82772836
That falls under spooky. Her anger is rage directed at you. Sadly, she only hate fucks Equius.
what does aradia like to eat
don't post the one where she's happy to be full though
i'm talking about just a normal meal
>>82772922
Don't forget Vriska. Being in spades with Aradia is basically the only thing she's good for.
>>82772942
Lambchops.
>>82772922
there's some about her hate fucking vriska
>>82772942
sauerkraut
>>82772942
She doesn't need to eat. She was a ghost, a sprite, a robot, and then a God-tier.
>>82772942
Whatever she can afford, which is usually nothing.
>>82772817
you would think
i pestered a lot of people today to get votes because i was terrified of falling into the pits not being seen
guh
>>82772882
Nuhhhhhh
>>82772942
But anon
What else would she be doing?
>wlf will never have a problem sleuth contest
It 8urts
>>82772894
Condy beating everyone's ass raw made my dick capable of slicing trough bedrock like butter, motherfucking god damn.
