She's fucking dead: Edition
Previous thread: >>82752271
>NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
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>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
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>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
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>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for japser is killerino
>cluster still alive
I refuse to believe it.
>>82757454
Jasper isn't dead, she's just resting.
>>82757454
We're back, baby!
>ETERNAL
>JOBBER
>>82757481
It will never truly die
>>82757454
These threads are the worst. You can't even properly discuss here. Why people think that mindless shitposting makes a good thread?
>>82757454
my love isdead
>>82757454
>dead
>just falling down to the cluster
>jasper undos steven's bubble
>>82755501
Future Sight is reliable in Homeworld society because, based on what we've seen so far, Homeworld Gems are predictable as fuck. Every Ruby can be counted on to act like every other Ruby would in the same situation. Every Quartz can be counted on to act like every other Quartz. Every Peridot. Every Pearl. And so on.
If your entire society is based on every Gem acting predictably, and you have an entire caste whose sole purpose is predicting the behavior of Gems and the outcome of events involving them... there is nothing more dangerous than Gems that act different or unpredictably and any who do are SEVERELY punished.
In "The Answer" our Ruby does something unexpected - instead of mindlessly throwing their life away attacking Rose and Pearl, she chooses to save Sapphire and accidentally fuses with them - completely throwing off Sapphire's prediction, and without hesitation Blue Diamond immediately orders Ruby to be shattered. Unpredictability cannot be tolerated because it adds uncertainty to the future.
Now here's where thing's get interesting.
Humans, from a Gem point of view, are the antithesis of their own society. Humans are unexpected, unpredictable, rebellious, ridiculous. Humans aren't designed to conquer worlds - but we did. Humans aren't built to survive serious hardship or injury - but we do. Humans live to break the rules. Humans stand and fight when there's no hope of victory. Humans die to save the ones they love. A Gem can learn everything there is to know about them in a year, and yet after thousand years they can still surprise them.
If you come from a society where acting different and being unpredictable are the greatest of taboos, how do you react to a planet where being unpredictable and rebellious are the norm?
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>82757546
nah
>>82757536
Shut up Rebecca.
How will YD react when she hears Peridot ruined her precious babby cluster?
>>82757514
>>82757540
So wait a minute, if you both hate these threads then why did you wait till the next one to express it?
Or did you just want to waste the image limit with a ironic shitpost?
Need more pics of Rainbow Quartz for my phone
>>82757576
JUST
>>82757454
>Implying gems diefrom being killed
>>82757596
Alright.
>>82757610
literally most hilarious scene on this show
>>82757612
>>82757634
Strongly disagree.
Post secks e Amethyst
>>82757634
Exploitable, too
>>82757546
fuck off Lapis
>>82757635
>>82757658
>>82757546
how many different iterations of lapisfags have come and gone?
I remember cold tea and sad lapis
>>82757644
besst pairing coming up
>>82757506
those are very unhappy sperm.
Hooray for Lapis!
>>82757618
>*Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey the flower! Say, you don'tt seem to be from here, would you like me to show you the -GURK!
>"Listen to me you little annoying clod, if you don't show me how to get out of here right now then I'm gonna rip you to pieces."
>>82757596
y'know in monocolor, she kinda looks like princess peach.
>>82757454
Reminder this faggot laughed as your shitty waifu died. At least Pearl tried to grab her, he fucking laughed! What a savage.
>>82757587
The hell are you talking about? I just saw the thread and decided to post.
Not everyone eargely wait to post on this thread.
So, what's gonna happen in the next episode?
Will we see more of Jasper?
>>82757536
HUMANITY - FUCK YEAH!
>>82757712
Canon Lapiven.
Is Steven too sexy?
>>82757712
We're going to see Steven struggle with his gender.
>>82757678
Soon
>>82757712
why are all the fusions with Pearl so damn sexy?
>>82757710
Suuuure mate.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
>>82757735
Yes.
>>82757610
>>82757735
>a Fatass with a pig nose
No.
>>82757712
>will we see more of Jasper?
>>82757735
God this scene was fucking terrible su needs to stop trying to be anime
>>82757746
No idea
works though
LITERALLY
C A N O N
What human weapon could kill a gem?
>>82757746
Opal best Fusion
>>82757597
Wow, it looks like she'll reallyhit the ceiling.
>>82757723
>"'Ello luv IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>82757746
>>82757756
Link?
>>82757770
a stick
>>82757770
>inb4 "LE MUDERCOCK XD"
>>82757770
Swords.
>Inb4 guns
In THIS show?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>82757774
HOPAL FOR OPAL THE ONE TRUE POPEAL
>>82757777
checked
noice m80
>>82757770
a pickaxe.
>>82757765
How was it terrible?
How was t anime?
>>82757770
>>82757746
Because she's a slut.
I just had a thought....
What if Peridot + one of the other Rubies?
>>82757790
>>82757759
>>82757767
>Tourmaline looks like Ed from Cowboy Bebop
One episode needs Lion getting high on out of date Lion Lickers and hopping around going myah.
>>82757790
I hope they show that Greg and Steven have microscopic dicks, just to put the murdercock meme to rest.
>>82757728
Lets be honest, if Steven is anything like his mother then HimxHalftheGems is going to end up Canon to a degree.
Lapis and Peridot both have undertones of Pearl towards him.
sorry for english i am indonesia
when were you when jasper is died?
i am sat at home watching livestream when sugar call
'jasper is kill'
'no'
>>82757833
>being this insecure
>>82757746
Sardonyx isn't sexy
>>82757791
Vidalia had a shotgun in Onion Friend.
>>82757791
What about Rockets
>>82757834
Well this IS a confirmedfriendshipharem show.
>>82757817
Orange Garnet without future vision, but has super intelligence.
>>82757844
Nice try Steven. Go back to stroking your 1 inch chode.
>>82757862
So basically no future vision.
>>82757704
>savage
Well, it was a society built on ritual sacrifice.
>>82757746
I don't know and I don't mind it.
>>82757834
Steven's going to have a lot of trouble going through puberty.
>>82757791
Why is SU so pro gun control.
>>82757874
Steven has a huge cock. Even if he could fold it in half it'd still be bigger than yours.
>>82757846
she's adorkable.
>>82757896
Do you fuck your mom and sisters?
>>82757770
A shotgun.
>>82757902
Steven's penis size doesn't matter because he can shapeshift it
post yfw grapefuckers
>>82757896
Steven looks like Ezra Miller in this pic.
>>82757770
Given the fact that we now know that the Gem's gem is literally made up of the same components of the regular earth mineral, and not some space magic equivalent, a lot of things could kill the gems.
A gun for instance could kill the gems.
Wouldn't even need a big one either.
>>82757922
>>82757846
Wow, I personally think she's the hottest.
>>82757723
>Playing Stellaris as the terran republic.
>Find large crystal entities around many solar systems
>Purge the clusters who stand in the way on man's triumph
>>82757922
>>82757536
>If you come from a society where acting different and being unpredictable are the greatest of taboos, how do you react to a planet where being unpredictable and rebellious are the norm?
If you're The CGs, you embrace it.
If you're Homeworld, you try to destroy it.
A little human spirit was all it took to incite a rebellion against the Diamond Authority. Is it any wonder YD wants Earth wiped off the map?
>>82757922
>>82757902
>>82757921
Nice joke Steven. Now go back to ordering prosthetics online.
>>82757648
>>82757924
I don't know who that is but my original point still stands.
>>82757861
can't wait for the episode of No Need for Greg where Greg has to take care of some bastard child for his slutty friend Vidaliato get fuck points
>>82757956
You think Vidalia ever calls up Greg for a booty call.
>>82757926
I guess we could consider gems glass cannons.
Taking down a fusion would be harder though.
>>82757862
I would be okay with this...
>>82757770
what gem weapon could kill a human?
>>82757926
That's if you directly aim for the Gemstone. Remember what happened when Ronaldo tried to punch Pearl?
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yb3wLe3.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
when do we find out why Lapis was put in the mirror?
i'm betting Blue Diamond mandated it as punishment.
>>82757813
I love sexy Pearl fusions
>>82757926
>>82757971
>Shield
Well one counter.
Anything else?
>>82757955
>Aw FUCK!
>Oops, sorry Amethyst!
>*slurp* What was that?
>>82757769
>girl has blue diamond on her hat
>guy has yellow diamond on his hat and sleeve
ofuk
>>82757995
T H U R S D A Ymaybe probably not maybe next season
>>82757926
rough math says Amy's fall that cracked her gem, had 40,000 joules of energy.
that is into small cannon levels of energy.
>>82758001
The shield doesn't last forever, a nuke would probably do the job.
Oh wait.
Ronaldo gets a date with Jasper
>>82757995
I don't get how anons can still think it was Homeworld inflicted.
It's pretty clear that she was put in there by the Crystal Gems. As for why, most likely cause she's a war asset that clearly didn't want to support Earth.
My headcanon says that Greg knows how to slay some pussy, despite being a big goof.
>>82757971
>>82757990
Didn't say it would be easy, just that it could be done. Not like you'd want to kill the gems anyhow, they're cool.
>>82758024
The fall is irrelevant since we now know she didn't need to fall from that height to crack her gem.
>>82758031
>Shield
>Against guns
This isn't about nukes that would most likely kill the user.
>>82757922
She's more of a plum
>>82758051
Anon, that is canon.
Steven is proof of this.
>>82757951
THICC
H
I
C
C
Kevin episode when?
>>82758037
>Ronaldo murdercocks Jasper
What then?
>>82758051
But that is canon. Pleasing space rock women isn't easy. He learned a thing or two.
>>82757791
Do you even watch the show?
>>82758077
I think we got a confirmation that he'll be back.
>>82757671
I would be proud to take up where they left off.
Someone has to continue the line
>>82758097
Just one shotgun.
I doubt the gems are gonna be against humans with guns in the show though.
>>82758085
Are you rusing m8
Rick and Morty already covered the dangers of interspecies erotica.
>>82757922
>>82758127
L I E S
I
E
S
>>82758077
>steven hangs out with kevin and learns how to get girls
I never knew how much I needed this
>>82757935
>>82758056
I think something like a direct hit from a PTRS-41 to the gemstone is enough to put a normal gem down.
Taking down a quartz gem would be much harder though.
>>82758037
and it goes surprisingly well...
>>82757922
So isSugilitestill relevant?
So who's ready for the new episode next week?
Preview:
https://youtu.be/PIpKEhZ0WxYIt's good to see Lapis smile once again.
>>82758112
well, cold tea anon apparently offed himself, and >>82757685
hooray for lapis is still around, so that's good
>>82758145
If that happens it'll probably be one of those episodes where Kevin gives Steven all the wrong advice.
>Kevin teaches Steven various styles of the Kabedon technique
>>82758056
the fall didn't completely shatter an flawless gem. so it would take even more energy to shatter.
poofing a gem is easy. though destroying them outright would require heavy firepower.
>>82757587
B B B B B B B B B B!
>>82757846
I beg to differ
>>82758170
*episodes
Remember
French releases with dual audio.
>>82758145
And Steven comes back home andaccidentally romances the shit out of Peridot, Lapis, Pearl, Jasper, and Centipeetle
>>82758044
The CGs found her in the mirror at the Galaxy Warp.
>>82758170
too bad the flying animation is so stiff. Curse you, Lamar.
>>82758174
>Kevin X Steven becomes a thing
What then?
>>82757935
I could take or leave her design, but she easily has the funnest Fusion personality.
Peridot and Stevonnie hanging out, as per an anon's request.
>>82758145
>it's steven time
>>82758153
Thanks, anon.
>>82758194
"Now for my next trick, where I make your entire cock disappear!"
>>82758219
>>82758174
So it would be like the episode of KOTH, where Bobby learns how to pick up chicks from Boomhauer?
which is basically, keep trying until you succeed.
With all this talk about trying to kill the Gems, I wonder if there is any fanfiction depicting an AU where the Crystal Gems have gone into hiding due to human hostility, leaving the humans defenseless against a Homeworld Gem invasion.
>>82758188
>poof gem
>put gem under this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEiuxBGEuDE
>>82758173
I know cold tea killed himselfI was the one who told everyone. shit sucked.
>>82758127
Matt has also said that Steven can't poof because he'd die.
Steven is a Diamond.
>>82758229
I bet Steven was a dirtyNaruHinashipper.
>>82757922
Amy is for high test alphas, Garnet is for people afflicted with jungle fever, and Pearl is for faggots with mommy issues.
Peridot is for pedos and Lapis is for lesbians.
>>82758219
>>82758229
This describes SU perfectly.
>>82758219
Nice work, my nigger
>>82758212
The more the merrier.
>>82758222
Steven's got moves
>>82758247
This topic usually just ends with edge because we all know the gems aren't gonna be up against human weaponry in the show.
>>82758212
>>82758127
That's probably just emphasizing that diamonds aren't so easily beaten, or never have been. Not that they can't.
>>82758200
>implying he needs to try to romance them
>>82757956
>>82757861
Does Greg keep accidentally tripping into the gem's panties in the old series?
>>82758258
Periot is also for people who love small Asian women.
Source: I am one of those people..
>>82758266
Would Steven evertwerk?
>>82758292
Yes.
Why do people think falling into a chasm would kill a super-tough gem?
>>82758279
I mean like they ambush him in bed levels of romance.
>>82758280
>Does Greg keep accidentally sniffing the gem's panties in the old series?
Fixed.
>>82757587
ROWLET PERIDOT KILL YOURSELF OR GET RAPED
>>82758302
I'm surprised he hasn't been fucked by guys while in drag.
>>82758280
Greg's only capable of romancing Bara Quartz women. Steven, on the other hand....
>>82758211
Is it a style issue or a budget issue?
>>82758247
Yellow Diamond doesn't stand a chance either.
https://youtu.be/69fr5bNiEfc
>>82758229
I love it, good work anon.
>>82758267
Are you sure about that?
PPG was able to get away with it, and considering what SU has been doing it seems like CN is lax with censorship with this show.
What if Pearl x Jasper?
>>82758346
Budget. The average budget for SU is $20.
Some time ago I found an AU where Steven gets that corruption disease gems get and it is literal space cancer, and he slowly dies while the gems cry and constantly get depressed and suicidal while watching their baby suffer in agony and lose all his hair.
I wish I could find it again.
Any of you guys?
>>82758346
Television animation usually has a low budget. The stiffness is normal.
>>82758376
Then explain TTG.
>>82758229
Oh shit, perfect.
>>82758363
Bigger, meaner Opal with a unicorn horn as a weapon.
>>82758346
well, compare Ocean Gem's Lapis flying off and this preview's montage of Lapis gliding.
I don't know about 'budget', but I'm sure they definitely put more effort in the former's animation.
>>82758374
I don't consider myself an edgelord, but I always find myself reading stuff like this. There's just something about a bright and happy show taking a turn for the tragic.
![Steven.Universe.S03E01E02.Super.Watermelon.Island.Gem.Drill.720p.HDTV.x264-MADRiD.mkv_snapshot_21.15_[2016.05.13_04.58.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TKrFhQt.jpg "Steven.Universe.S03E01E02.Super.Watermelon.Island.Gem.Drill.720p.HDTV.x264-MADRiD.mkv_snapshot_21.15_[2016.05.13_04.58.31].jpg")
Every time you see art trying to sexualize or make Steven attractive , remember Steven for how he actually looks.
A pig nosed fatty.
>>82758170
Lapis's tea will be cold no more (well, at least for a little bit).
>>82757454
POST YOUR IDEA OF THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY TO END THE BARN ARC
>Peridot and Lapis choose to stay at the barn
>>82758387
You're a plebian who doesn't know shit about animation if you think TTG has good animation.
I hope Jasper falling from extreme heights becomes a running gag. It's pretty much her entire character so far.
fan art in Yoshitaka Amano's style
>>82758407
Why is Steven such a pig nosed fatty? Is it tumblr?
>>82758247
There's also gem-made weapons like the destabilizer.
It wouldn't be surprising if there was a ranged version of that.
>>82758387
That and TTG not giving a shite.
>>82758415
>They just go back to the house
>>82758415
>Steven and Lapis aren't canonically married
The horror!
>>82758415
>Lapis flies off with Peridot, and the two (including Jasper) are never seen or heard from again, until the Season 4 premiere.
>>82758423
0/10 not enough colors
>>82758407
Don't care, Stevidot is best ship.
>>82758415
Lapis leaves to go be on her own for awhile
And by awhile I mean she never shows up unless shit really gets heavy and basically wins fights on her own
>>82758407
>not wanting to fuck a sissy steven
What are you, gay?
>>82758418
But it does. It has great camera angles and thick lines. It's like the original PPG.
Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.
I miss Gem Fact. I miss the sneople. I miss Alone Together shit posting.
>>82758423
>For me it's Kefka
>>82758438
>Steven isn't in a polygamist relationship with Lapis, Peridot, and Healed Centipeedle.
What's the point of even making this show?
>>82758449
How's this for enough colors.
>>82758405
Me too, I guess we are a bit edgy on the inside.
And no, can't find any info about that, sorry.
>>82758407
>implying
>>82758415
It was all a dream during Chille Tid
>>82758472
What shitposting?
>>82757506
>>82757770
A rock tumbler
Just caught up, last two episodes are weak as fuck. They feel so rushed. Bubbling the cluster is stupid.
>>82758455
> It has great camera angles and thick lines.
You seem to be confusing art style and camera angles for fluid animation.
Original PPG was incredibly stiff as well because of the shitty television budget, but they were able to work around that and make it look good.
Also "thick outlines" is just an art style, not a rule of animation or some shit like that.
>>82758493
Someone should edit sweat and a rag on this.
>>82758499
There was like one guy who used to write essays about how Alone Together was the pinnacle of storytelling and revolutionised cartoons forever.
>>82758480
>Steven isn't having an orgy with every gem 24/7
>>82758500
Man, now I can't stop thinking about the batter fighting the cluster.
>>82758493
Look like Steven put it
>In Too Deep
>>82758415
Lapis doesn't die.
Steven is cuter than all the gems combined.
>>82758510
That's because the writers are hacks. They said they didn't know how to end the arc.
>>82757767
>leggings
>baby tee
>Lisa Simpsons hair
7.9/10 interesting take
>>82758529
HIS EYES ARE HAPPY FACES!
>>82758521
I like to imagine that every time Steven isn't on screen, one of the gems is getting pounded by him.
>>82758519
But that's true. It was the last good episode of SU.
>>82758529
Why does he have smiley faces in his eyes?
>>82758543
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>82758529
>>82758543
>>82758548
HAPPY PEARL FACES!
I need a cute episode where Steven teaches Peridot how to summon her Gem weapon.
>>82758548
So happy that even his eyes are smiling.
>>82758543
>Those circles at the top.
HAPPY PEARLS!
>>82758545
Well there's no proof he isn't
>>82758433
>'Cartoons never have fat male protagonists'
>>82758500
>cluser tries to form
>peper steak starts playing
>>82758577
It was a long two hour ride back to the surface.
>>82758407
>>82758545
I like to imagine that every time Steven isn't on screen, one of the gems is pounding him.
>>82758008
>It's Genocide Lapis
>Doesn't that mean anything to you?
