When Galactus eats a planet that means he is also eating all the pee, poop, anuses, period blood, and sperm of the people on that planet.
this is honestly something I think about all the time
I imagine such things would disintegrate as he transmutes the planets vital essence into the form of pure energy he needs to sustain himself.
>>82749456
Is that why he's always jerking off when he's eating them?
>>82749456
no, doesn't eat the biological matter of the planet
not directly
he converts it into energy or is just sucking up the life force
no actually physical matter touches him
he's basically a giant unsexy space vampire
he has a daughter
>>82749493
He's still eating disintegrated poop.
>>82749574
No he doesn't.
>>82749552
And yet he can still vom...
>>82749456
When you eat anything, you're eating all the waste of the bacteria on that food too.
If a fly/ant's been on it, that's even worse.
>>82749601
I think about this all the time too
When Galactus farts, does it cause like a black hole
>>82749601
Human poo poo is worse than bacteria poo poo.
>>82749456
Then at least the people would feel better about dying knowing that Galactus is literally eating their shit.
>>82749575
technically, you are also eating a lot of disintegrated poop everyday
>>82749750
But Galactus eats more disintegrated poop than me and you combined.
>>82749771
That's because Galactus is big guy.
Wait....wouldn't cost like 500x more energy to convert matter into energy?
>>82749786
For poo.
>>82749456
And you have never eaten a hot dog?
>>82749833
Tell us about the time you ate a period blood hotdog Anon.
>>82749596
Is that fucking Thor? Thor hurt Galactus? Okay then.
Do you think he just skips India whenever he chomps on Earth?
>>82749794
Power Cosmic, I don't have to explain shit.
>>82749847
Oh you don't think any of the pig genitals you ate in your hotdogs had period tissue?
>>82749916
I thought that was ketchup.
>>82749916
Do pigs menstruate?
>>82750024
Yeah.
>>82749794
>let's not cook this cow, guys, that would use up more energy
>>82749889
If he eats china, will he get hungry again after an hour or two?
>>82749889
The designated shitting streets might be considered the curry in it.
>>82749456
I think about this when people talk about swimming in an Ocean or lake. You're just splashing around in a fish toilet. Actually I think Galactus just sucks the energy from life sustaining so he's actually better off than all the disgusting people that choose to play fish shit and whale jizz.
But it's not even like 1 part per septillion to him.
>>82750036
stuff like this is why I don't go to farms
>>82750443
cum is cum Anon. Galactus is a massive slut.
When will we get a quirky slice of like Galactus comic like those that are so popular these days
>>82750057
Lets use 10 nuclear power plants to cook this one cow.
>>82750421
I love when people have this mindset but are only mildly grossed out about other people's farts
I'm not saying you are or anything, but people don't realize that everything is disgusting
Farts are literally just tiny poop particles, poop aerosol, that people shoot through their pants and up to your nose
that's what the smell is, you're breathing in the inside of their rectum
But it's not going to kill you or make you super sick anymore than swimming in the ocean would. Most trees are covered with dog pee, especially in urban environments, but that never really bothers anyone while walking down the street.
>>82750537
Not only that but those poo particles hit the taste receptors on the back of your tongue so you are also tasting the shit.
>>82749869
Thor several million years in the future after he commands the entire Odinforce and is King of Asgard.
When Galactus masturbates, and he bust a nut, are his sperm like the size of a soccer ball
>>82750537
>>82749663
Not to galactus
>>82749895
>Power Cosmic
Why the fuck isn't is just
>Cosmic Power
?
What's so special about it one way?
>>82750641
Yet Godzilla made Galactus run like a pussy that one time.
>>82750469
No, you'd only use that much power if you needed to cook all cows, everywhere, instantly. Fortunately our lust for cooked meats hasn't gone that far.
>>82750703
Farting is easily controllable and predictable, sneezing is not.
>>82751137
Power Cosmic comes in with oomph and eases out. It's just pleasant to the ear, fun to say out loud, and sounds like some dynamic shit is going on.
Cosmic Power just sounds gay.
>>82751137
Power Cosmic comes across as an official title, more exclusive.
it's like King Arthur, or Lord Byron. Cosmic is its name, Power is its nature. any old schmuck can get cosmic power but only a rare few can taste the Power Cosmic
also its more biblical. 'Thy Power On High' sounds more ominous than 'The Highest Power'
Sounds like eating street food in India
>>82749574
he had a parasite that consumed some of his energy and manifested itself into a female galactus. which technically describes pregnancy but whatever. still not really his daughter.
Galactus will take everything you are. It is his due.
Now that Galactus is the lifegiver does that mean he is also giving all the pee, poop, anuses, period blood and sperm to the people of an entire planet?
>>82750703
>feels nice. sounds nice
Man IDK what this guy'sfarts are like but mine sometimes sound like a small ghost child is screaming from inside my ass
Galactus a shit
That is all
>>82749456
Bigger question.
Has Galactus ever vomited or had diarrhea?
>>82751248
>he's basically a giant unsexy space vampire
For you. My farts always surprise me and I couldn't hold them in if you offered me a wife and a sack of gold coins.
>>82754775
Ah Shuma
Literally Japanese going"you got a tentacle monster guy? We can work with that."
And then he was in MvC
>>82749456
Everything you eat has the feces and corpses of microorganisms on it.
>>82754835
He did, it's called the Skrull Empire.
>>82749456
So? When you eat shrimp you eat shrimp poop too.
>>82749456
Do you think about all the insects and animals that have shat on your wheat before eating breakfast?
>but it goes through a hygine process!
You think obliterating a planet down to consume as energy isn't?
desu Galactus would probably eat a planet out of poop,
>>82749889
Don't want to get the shits.
I'd probably cut off Amercia; don't want eat the fat.
>>82750537
Sex is like the best and most disgustingly messy thing ever (if done right).
>>82754775
Shuma is my fucking negro! Every once in a while he scares the living piss out of the heroes in the MU and reminds them how petty their infighting is.
>>82755302
#roasted
>>82755302
Coming from the race that vomited out this piece of shit
>>82754683
even my pee and cum
>>82751186
>he thinks Thor is even a fraction of the power of Big G
kek, yea ok bud
>>82749552
Goddamn that woman had some excellent tits
>>82756382
Kek
>>82755485
is that a gun-whip? how does it work?
>>82749596
I almost bought this literally 2 minutes ago in an antique shop, should I go back and get it?
>>82749663
To Galactus, we are bacterias.
>>82760874
>To Galactus, we are bacterias
he got his ass kicked by a
living condom
Thích Quảng Đức wannabe
mind over matter women
the rock monster that probably looks like the Toxic Avenger without the rocks
spiderman and a button to rule us all
squirrelgirl and her pet squirrel
a man with lighting up his ass and a stick attached to a rock as a weapon.
a conversation
and last but not least
the silver surfboard
i think he must be a stupid motherfucker if he thinks he is still amazing
>>82759068
This
>>82761316
>he got his ass kicked by a
living condom
I need to see this.
>>82749456
Yeah but it's all incinerated and reduced to it's most elemental form so what's the big deal?
>>82764073
Its still poop and cum.
>>82749690
Maybe a pissed off planet could just totally wreck the place before he gets there. What would turn Galactus off from eatin it?
>>82764191
I know nothing about chemistry: the post
Besides Galactus absorbs the minds of everyone on a planet he eats, I'm pretty sure he finds that infinitely more disgusting.
>>82764618
Its still poop and cum.
>>82764865
Galactus eats poop and cum?
>>82750703
Farts are smelly, ergo bad.
>>82765183
That's what I said didn't I?
>>82754724
Fuck me I had a good laugh at this.
this is the same as saying you eat call poo when you eat a steak. the preparation process clean our food as much as his preparation process clean his.
and i meant cow, not call... autocorrect got me
>>82767436
>>82767436
But it just disintegrates. The poo is still being eaten.
>>82749456
>implying he doesnt do the same
Son, that shit you eat also has shit from bugs and insects
>>82769458
Bug poo is better than a world's worth of man poo. At least the poo I eat isn't from sapient beings.
>>82750465
Now why would we need that, when he's already a wacky recurring cameo in that awful Squirrel Girl comic?
>>82769797
Potato face?
>>82749596
Wow! He punches with the force of a billion supernovas!
Is that more than a gazillion hydrogen bombs?
Wait. One second's energy from a normal star that is not exploding is enough to destroy a planet. And one supernova briefly outshines all the other stars in a galaxy put together. How is that planet not reduced to quarks and gluons?
>>82771752
The power of homosexuality.
>>82749456
Not just people, animals too.
What the fuck you guys...
>>82772822
He also ate tapeworms and AIDS
>>82751186
Godzilla is honestly shit tier compare to the heavy hitters of the big 2,
>>82773693
I want to watch ant man have sex with Godzilla.
>>82760252
100% yes
>>82771752
You're reading about a mythical Norse god beating the shit out of an ageless space god millions of years in the future where the earth is a barren wasteland.
Suspension of disbelief yo
>>82749456
No, because he sucks some sort of vague "life force" out of the planets.
Otherwise, yes. He would be munching down on the whole thing, poop and all.Just remember that your local fast food joint has allowances of how many fly heads they can have per each pound of burger.
>>82749456
You literally eat particles of all those things when you eat.
>>82775808
Cum and period blood have a life force. And the stuff living on poo.
>>82775859
But he eats more.
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>>82776223
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>>82776140
>But he eats more.
Well yeah. He's a shitload bigger than any of us.
>>82777759
>shitload
Ha. But I am satisfied by the fact that if he eats the planet he will have to eat my poo, pee and cum.
>>82749456
Does he actually eat planets orally or does he absorb it in some form of broken down matter?
>>82779644
He shoves it all into his mouth like a big boy.
Wonderella did this skit, I started looking through the archives but I couldn't be arsed
go find it yourselves nonadventures.com
>>82754775
this pic is hilarious. yoink
>be me
>waiting for big bad Galactus to come
>tee hee
>got my lube
>got my favorite porn bookmarked
>Galactus is finally here
>start jerking it as hard as fucking possible
>as the earth around me gets turned into life force I try feverishly to beat my own personal life force out of my dick
>cum with the force of 5,000 suns
>as the world is disintegrated
>one
>drop
>of cum
>is swallowed by Galactus
>smile as I blink out of existence
>for I have won
>>82784967
Amazing
>>82784967
This is the hero we truly deserve.
>>82749456
No, you retard. He has a machine that converts the life force of the planet into energy.
>>82785641
My cum life force still goes into him. Knob polisher.
>>82755361
It's good for your hair.
>>82784967
kek
>>82771752
I think he's being metaphorical autismo.
