in this strip, Danny is wrong. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN WILLIS?!
Shut the hell up, OP.
>>82748120
Oh look. A battle is taking place.
Everyone, let's take a guess on which side will win.
>>82748120
MEANWHILE, ON THE WALKERTON COMEDY HOUR...
>>82748120
still no based mary :(
>>82748342
HOW CAN SHE BE A CHRISTIAN WHEN SHE IS LITERALLY A GODDESS
>>82748120
So is Amber slipping into full schitzo, referring to herself not just in third person, but plural. And it's Danny's fault for talking to the wrong person?
>>82748120
So what we're supposed to take away from this is that Dorothy expects Danny to be Amber's tether to sanity or that Dorothy soaks her crotch at the thought of a chunky, violent woman with mental issues and doesn't understand why Danny doesn't want on that train anymore.
>>82748120
How the fuck does someone that fat jump that high?
>>82749142
SHE'S BATMAAAAN
>>82748120
Wait, I thought Amazigirl was just some nut, but that leap in panel 4 is incredible. Those bystanders are correct to gape.
>>82749201
Well I hope she has a parachute, because even Batman's knees could take that much weight landing on them.
>>82749234
>>82749142
The better question is: why did she jump on top of the bus stop? There is nothing around them and they're on top of a hill. Is she waiting to leap onto the roof of the bus when it shows up?
>>82749384
Doing parkour is good exercise. Also, feats like that help to overawe the citizenry.
>>82749428
>Doing parkour is good exercise
>Still fat as fuck
>>82749384
Her obsession to make cool exits/entrances is escalating.
>>82749428
I still prefer to think that she's standing on the roof, angrily waiting for the express line.
I just realized that due to Willis' eternal fall semester we'll never see transform herself from a chunky, repressed girl with emotional issues to a ripped, muscular, violently psychotic woman whose improvement of her body is mirrored by the degradation of her sanity.
>>82749428
Parrrrkooour
>>82749453
That fat is pure muscle!
>>82749620
Ironically, she'll goes full armored Dark Knight, like Willis' arch nemesis Frank Miller.
>recently browsed rule34
>checked for DOA
>found out that David drew porn of Dina in 2003
>>82749871
>>82749893
What do you think would happen if we tweeted to Willis about it?
>>82749871
Link it.
>>82749811
>Amber will never break completely and subsume her personality into the murderous and sadistic Annihila-Girl.
>>82748120
He is a white male.
His argument will only be right if he accepts his bisexuality.
>>82749989
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/745539#search=Dina_Sarazu
>>82749453
Amber didn't start doing vigilante shit until college, right? As >>82749620 points out, that has only been for a few months.
>>82750022
>it's better than the shit porn he charges money for
Wew lad
>>82750022
>Danny, what the hell did you do?
>I don't know! All I did was talk with Sal The Black Biker Chick.
>Sal The Black Biker Chick? Isn't she one of the two black chicks that we know?
>Yeah; you'd think Amber would be proud of me for being so progressive for a white male. She just got pissy and implied that Sal The Black Biker Chick was responsible for Amber being Amazi-Girl. I always assumed it was due to deep-seated trauma resulting from years of psychological abuse from her father, something which ultimately culminated in her beating up her father in a parking lot in the rain.
>Why the rain?
>Because stuff happening in the rain automatically makes things dramatic. Remember that one scene in "The Office"?
>Ah, yes, that one scene with the marriage proposal in the rain. The one that happened two years ago, seeing how we are currently embroiled in the month and year of September 2010, though I feel like I've existed for at least six to eight years in total.
>...
>...
>Dorothy, promise me something. If we ever meet God, we need to kill Him.
>>82749142
Are you implying that fat people can't jump? Please cease your body shaming or I'll have to call the police.
>>82750210
Maybe it's because Willis can't draw, which is entirely possible, but I don't even think Batman could make that fucking jump.
>>82749015
The second one.
>>82750179
Time Doesn't Work in Indiana.
Oh I hope Dorothy comes to Danny all accusatory but only if he shows some spine for once and tells her off.
Also, I bet Dorothy will conflate Danny's not believing in her with his super reasonable concern for Amber's well-being.
>>82748924
She says "our ex-boyfriend" because Amber/Amazi-Girl and Dorothy dated Danny.
>>82748120
How much crime is really on a college campus?Or at least how much crime that would have a reasonable response be a punch in the face?
>>82750479
1 in 4 women are getting raped on a college campus every minute, so probably a lot!
>>82748342
>>82750463
Ahh... Hadn't dived deep into the backlog and didn't know about Danny's whole "Follow high school crush to college" thing.
>>82748120
>white guys
>"criminals"
>>82750022
That's not porn, just a nude drawing. Not bad though.
>>82750152
It's like he's slowly losing memory of what human bodies look like.
>>82750179
The cast slowly comes to realize something is wrong with the world as their memories no longer fit within the amount of time that has elapsed and seek to return their universe to its proper flow only to find themselves opposed by Dina; for whom the eternal stasis provides enough familiarity and repetition for her to finally have meaningful understanding and interaction with the world.
>>82750898
>It's like he's slowly losing memory of what human bodies look like.
That's because of his own body slowly deteriorating. But he'll never admit he's getting old.
>>82750479
Depends on her feelings about buying and selling drugs. Beyond that, maybe a punch in the face worthy crime every other week.
>>82750924
I'm pretty sure he's had the same type of body since high school.
>>82750210
it's a well known fact that white people can't jump
it's pretty racist of Willis to give Amber super-privilege
>>82750898
Dina would be a key defender for this iteration, as she's found a reality where she doesn't Die Tragically.
Amber would have to come to terms with there being a reality where she finally gets over her baggage and successfully marries and had a kid.
>>82751001
Ruth would be an interesting case. This reality is shitty, but still better than her other versions.
God damn it, now I'm thinking of the existential implications of the Willis multiverse.
>>82748120
How the fuck is he flying?
>>82750898
>>82751001
>>82751099
Well, Dina's already been revived in the Walkyverse.
>>82751099
walkypedia.wikia.com
>>82751712
I think she only climbed on top of that bus stop and is jumping off.
Maybe?
>>82752773
She's gonna goomba stomp that guy waiting for the bus.
