Which one would you choose tobabysit your kids all weekend, since you'll be out of town on business?
>>82739048
Starfire. Seems like she'd actually be good with children.
>>82739097
She's a pedophile.
>>82739164
>net letting your son lose his virginity to a sexy alien babysitter pedophile
you sound like an awful father
>>82739048
Raven is far more responsible. And can also teleport to me if there's a problem.
>>82739048
>Summons demonic forces when triggered by any voice above a whisper
>Will feed children pizza with bleach or shit as toppings or challenge to an armwrestling match she takes seriously and doesn't hold back on or something else fucking stupid because she's indestructible and doesn't understand that what is a fun distraction or flavor to her will kill us
Looks like my kids are dead either way desu senpai.
>>82739048
Neither
One's a slut and the other is a literal demon
Now I hear that Bruce Wayne guy is good at raising kids and he's rich
Well Raven has experience so her.
>>82739317
Why can't sluts be good babysitters?
>>82740452
see >>82739164
and possibly counterpoint >>82739242
>>82739048
Raven. She might be cold, but she'll keep things under control. Plus, I doubt that she could bring herself to kill or seriously harm the kids.
Starfire would likely get over excited and destroy the whole house by accident.
Post characters who would make good babysitters.
>>82740452
Disregard him, sluts make the best babysitters.
Raven.
>>82740739
>the guy most likely to beat up your kids for their Chocos
>good babysitter
>>82740739
>>82740770
t. a slut
>>82740739
>>82740739
>>82740739
I'm not a parent but I do have a young nephew.
Probably neither but if I had to choose Raven. That kid is a brat and he doesn't need an enabler like Starfire.
>>82740739
>attempts to read the kids mind to figure out why hes crying
>AAAAAARGGGGGHHH
>>82740739
>>82739048
>>82739048
Raven is more responsible and will actually teach those little shits something
>>82739048
Starfire lacks the attention span or the auctualy giving a fuck to make a good babysitter
So I'm going to have to choose raven
>>82739048
>Leave your kids with an emotionless emo demon rape baby who is no fun and could wreck everything at any time.
or
>Leave your kids with a fun, upbeat and responsible alien qt3.14 who was literally a babysitter once
At the risk of kickstarting my son's puberty, I pick Starfire.
>>82740739
Maybe not good but as long as nothing happens in the area he should at least be adequate
Well as long as he can keep the cigerets out of his mouth for a few hours
If you have daughters and you pick Starfire, they're gonna make her life a living hell out of jealousy
>>82740991
>Hey, Mr. Castle, can we watch a movie?
>What movie is it?
>The Platoon. It's about soldiers who go off to fight in Vietnam-NAM-NAM-NAM
>...I was a soldier once.
And then he throws the kids into a woodchipper.
duh
>>82743170
>>82743170
>>82743254
There are no orange girls on earth, how is he gonna relive this glory when he's an adult.
She's gonna ruin him for life
>>82739048
Raven is an empath. She can take away any pain my kids might feel. She can also probably help them sleep easily. People seem to forget that.
>>82745104
Because in the Cartoon Network show she never took away pain, she just dished it out as their edgy goth girl.
>>82741750
>you will never have Commander Cody as your babysitter
>>82743864
>There are no orange girls on earth
>>82747266
Get that disgusting shit out of here.
>>82740739
Raven. Starfire probably has a bigger cock.
>>82749090
I can't remember the words to that but if I recall correctly it was about gender right
I'm pretty sure anybody male or female who got into the character with the show could have been disappointed by that issue.
Only Starfire I have auctualy read though so I have no idea if new 52 fucked her or the show just dident have her as she is in comics
>>82750311
Never mind I stand corrected I was to quick to jump to assumptions in my quest to find things to be outraged about disregard my faggotry
>>82750311
>>82747909
Says the fag that loves vampire cock
>>82750447
Funny
>>82750457
Ow the edge
>>82750482
This one could have been good but that second to last panel doesent even make sense it's like the somebody made an edit changed there mind about what the dialog should be and then forgot to change that panel
>>82750495
It's childish but I like it sitting here alongside the rest (it would of course be retarded on its own though)
>>82740739
>Oh no, the kids hurt themselves while playing with fire!
>Why didn't the babysitter stop them?!
>>82751583
Heh
>>82743120
>Hey Frank thanks so much for looking after my FAMILY-Family-family
>>82743152
>come home
>open door
>no kids
>worried, call babysitter
>turns out she made my kids go on blackops missions in Beirut
>>82739048
Raven
>>82740810
>the guy most likely to beat up your kids for their Chocos
>kek
>>82743096
You are clearly the worst parent ever if you think children are safe around a Constantine.
If I ask one the other will probably end up hanging around.
>>82753707
In fact you ask one the whole team is bound to end up there
>Ask Starfire she goes running around telling everyone
>Beastboy and Cyborg decide to come
>Robin and Raven join to keep the other three from blowing the place to kingdom come
>Ask Raven, Starfire non-stop pesters her to spill the secret, Raven caves, and the same thing happens
>>82742766
Best girl
>>82740739
>implying the Martian Jobhunter wouldn't job to the first sign of trouble
>>82753677
I said as long as nothing happens around constantine I never said that was likely.
>>82739048
Starfire, because the "business" is me banging Raven.
>>82740739
none better than PG
>>82754662
Constantine sold his friend's soul to be tortured by demons in the first pages of his own appearance in comics. The comics hammer the point in time and time again that he's an untrustworthy asshole. Nothing needs to happen to Constantine. He will fuck it up all on his own. You've sent your children to a fate worse than death.
>>82743864
He's obviously going to have to become SPACE ADVENTURE MAN IN THE WORLD OF TOMORROW and pick up a spaceship and a crew that includes a bunch of hot Tamaranean girls.
It's like you don't understand ambition son.
>>82739048
Hiring a sexy babysitter would be a bad idea for everyone involved
>>82754770
creepy guy ruins an otherwise cute picture
>>82743120
> its a picture of my mommy and new black daddy, they just got married-married-married
>>82742558
>stole that baby
>>82740739
>>82759263
QUICK, someone post that CIDS page.
Raven would be more likely to be firm and sensible, whereas Starfire would end up cooking something for my kids to eat that would come alive and literally kill them
>>82759333
Starfire's probably tough enough to take down anything that tries to eat them though. And the kids would probably be less likely to be intimidated by her.
Is home alone an option because I think with those 2 it might be preferable
>>82739048
Terra
