Terry, did I ever tell you about the time I caught some kid taking the wheels off the Batmobile? He was reckless and full of rage so I let him become the next Robin. It was all going great until the Joker killed him.
He was a good ward.
*sniff sniff* Bruce, did you shit yourself again?
>>82735183
Please Bruce, this is like the 30th time you've told me this story and why you had to rape The Joker.
>>82735183
>kid whose balls havent even dropped
>jacks your highly advance super car
>implying you wouldnt put him to work so he dosent grow up to be apart of your rogues gallery
>>82736980
Nah, I would make him my personal bat cumdump.
>>82737021
I dont think you get what a robin is for
>>82737093
That is essential to becoming a Robin. Being Batman's personal cumdump.
>>82737150
no that's what all those woman after him are for
>>82737209
But they aren't there while he's fighting crime. That's where Robin comes in.
>>82735183
Jason doesn't exist in the DCAU, dumbass
And pls take your shitty cancerous memes back to /tv/
And then pls kill yourself
>>82737209
Batman's only into Dick though.
>>82735183
every time I see this old-old-bruce all I can think of is that weird muttering guy with the lists from Clarence
i mean I know he came later, but i'm pretty sure he was based on an earlier character. there were similar-looking guys in Two Stupid Dogs.. i just assume it's another reference to an old celebrity that i'm not familiar with
>>82737280
then who was teen titans robin
>>82735183
Bruce, that's just your Alzheimer's talking.
Your ward's name was Tim, and he wasn't killed, he got raped by Harley Quinn. Get it right you old bastard.
>>82738003
Teen Titans isn't DCAU
>>82738003
That was Dick.
>>82738065
Static shock is.
And batman has mentioned the teen titans in static shock.
Therefore teen titans is canon to dcau
>>82737280
This pretty much
/co/ is the best board as long as /tv/ /v/ and /pol/ stay in their garbage boards
>>82737286
heh
>>82738198
No it doesn't. Nothing is canon. Its a fucking cartoon show. They fucking have Steve Rogers and Tony Stark there for Turpan's funeral in Superman: TAS. Does that mean Iron Man and Captain America exist in the same universe too?
>>82738198
Teen Titans is not canon in DCAU no matter how much you lie to yourself.
There was suppose to be a DCAU Teen Titans ad later on it became the other Teen Titans cartoon (and non-canon to the DCAU).
The DCAU continuity wasn't properly planned and has holes.
Also Higher ups back then were a bitch (see Bat-Embargo).
>>82738198
>>82739024
Look guys you're missing the most important thing. Batman is an old man now. Is Terry giving him handjobs now that he no longer has a robin?
>>82735183
But that's not really an example of dickery on Bruce's part. If anything, that just makes him look like a saint, aside from the whole, "Letting DCAU Tim get fucked up by the Joker," thing.
A better example would be:
>Terry, did I ever tell you about the time I had a consensual love affair with Barbara while she and Dick were together, getting her pregnant in the process? Dick was a good friend.
>>82738208
>/co/ is the best board
>namefag
