Could we have some amazing 3D animation videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnk52bU92oE
>start this thread with gay bashing
>>82710819
remove faggot
>>82710025
https://youtu.be/YVEY24ieq08
why should i care how jehovah feels
i know the way i could be happy is by being with another man who loves me the same way i love him
should i really live my life the way jehovah wants me to
presumably the main motive for following jehovah would be to get to heaven, so provide evidence of heaven's existence and i'll be celibate for the rest of my life.
>>82710025
https://youtu.be/nNpW8KZOVhw
>>82710819
>supporting mental illness
>>82710887
WHO THE FUCK MAKES THIS NIGHTMARE SHIT?!
>go ruin your friendship with your friend at school, honey!
>>82710949
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4m1l1G3tpb4C1EiljBLI3A
At least it's way better than Assigned Male
>>82710935
/pol/
>>82711117
That's a very low bar
>>82710025
So did anyone draw the bible-thumper Mom getting seduced by those two mommies yet?
>>82711153
Propaganda aimed to children has a very low bar
>>82710935
He doesn't support mental illness, that's why he's anti- /pol/tard
>>82710912
It's a matter of faith. You either believe without needing proofs or you don't. Personally, I don't believe but that's how it works
>>82711218
Even though I'm the last person you could ever see agreeing with the OP video, I'd still rather watch it than read AM. At least I can laugh at the thought of those two girls ending up in the Principal's Office when mom's advice goes wrong.
>>82711218
is assigned male aimed towards kids? I thought it just used fictional children as its mouthpiece
>>82711124
>>82711223
> Thinking only /pol/ believes that
lel
Let's compromise with gay Hitler and call it a night.
>>82711305
OP's video has a nice design, a comfy atmosphere and a decent animation considering its ultra-low budget. Assigned Male should be considered torture
>>82710887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNpW8KZOVhw
>>82711372
Where do you think we are dude
4chan was literally founded by a faggot, why do you think we have so many gay boards
>>82711359
The author insist AM is aimed to trans kids and their families
Okay, I'll bite. What's this 'assigned male' everyone's blabbing about?
>>82711443
http://www.assignedmale.com/
>>82711443
It's a shitty strawman comic about a pre-k pre-op
>>82711459
Alright, so it's a shitty webcomic. Is it popular, or is it one of those 'the fact it even exist' things?
>>82711554
Pretty much 4chan is the only one who pays attention to it
>Mom throws away son's friend's toy
>Mom tells daughter to tell her friend's parents to go fuck themselves
I'm seeing a pattern here. At what point do they retreat to the compound to drink koolaid and fuck their brothers and sisters in jehovah's holy name?
>>82710025
So according to this being gay and getting into heaven is as easy as smuggling a bottle of alcohol in the airport. Yeah that sounds about right I agree.
>>82711578
Alright, so it's basically only known by trigger tourist appeal. It is indeed shitty, but it's too low key to be on the level of this shit >>82710025
>>82711663
Ex-jw here. They don't
Jehovah's Witnesses have a lot of doctrinal problems but being a death cult is not one of them
>>82711756
Christians see homosexuality as a sin so the idea is that the sinner mustn't commit sins anymore to achieve redemption. From a Christian perspective, stop being gay is as easy as smuggling a bottle of alcohol in the airport. It's like an addiction. Evangelical groups help junkies and alcoholics so they see homosexuals as the same thing
>>82711782
I meant 'drinking the koolaid' as the secondary meaning of just being in an [isolationist] cult. My bad for being unclear, I was trying to steer it away from Jonestown with the 'fucking their immediate relatives' thing.
>>82711905
No man you missed the point you just tell the security at heaven you're not gay, but when you get in you're good to have gay sex. Just like no I didn't smuggle scotch but then you drink that victory scotch at home.
>>82711782
Jehovahs seem like alright people. Too bad I don't care for their practices.
Good on them for their contributions to medical research though.
>>82710025
Okay, so, 'why' does Jehova give that much of a shit about gay marriage?
Like, to me it sounds like they're INFERRING a lot about the will of Jehova, like, I'm talking Dark souls lore tier grasping at straws.
What exactly about gay marriage does Jehova find offensive?? Are we given a rationale or??
Like, I'm curious. I don't think I've ever heard anything beyond, "oh well it's blapshmeous" well what the fuck makes it blapshemous exactly?
>>82711663
>>82712005
>Latinos will be the majority on USA
>Muslims will be the majority on Europe
>Russia will be the top dog on Europe
>China will be the most powerful nation on Earth
>They all hate fags
>That little JW girl is now an elderly woman
>We won, mom. We won. I'm ready to go to Paradise with you
>>82711905
>Christians see homosexuality as a sin
not all.
>Evangelical groups help junkies and alcoholics so they see homosexuals as the same thing
Ex-gay ministries actually approach homosexuality differently. They try and get you to like vagina. It would be like if AA tried to get you to dislike alcohol rather than learn the self control of not drinking it.
>>82712171
You do realize there's gay Latinos right?
>>82710935
>>>/r/the_donald
>>82710983
All in the name of god.
>>82712207
>Christians see homosexuality as a sin
I'll agree that it depends on the denomination/church, but most Old Testament Translations say no dudes sleeping with dudes.
Unless you go full Jesus and do the sensible thing of following the 2 most important commandments:
Love God above everyone else
Love and treat everyone like your neighbour/brother
If you do those two things, odds are you won't break the other commandments.
Yeah, liberals don't indoctrinate kids, no sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3Fb51GfdE
>>82712135
Yeah, particularly since the rationale given in the video was just "God said men shouldn't cheat on their wives, so that means gays are bad.".
That being said, the actual verse most commonly used is typically in Romans 1. It's their best case, and even then it's a strangely worded passage for something supposedly condemning homosexuality. It basically says "these people committed these sins, so god turned away from them and the straight people started having gay sex".
>>82712292
>odds are you won't break the other commandments.
Well yeah... Christians are under no obligation to follow the law. Jesus implied that and Paul made it extremely clear.
>>82712171
Right, because all those latin countries like Mexico, Brazil, and Costa Rica are super anti-gay, right?
>>82712292
Pretty sure Jesus was like
>Hey Jesus, this woman committed adultery. Let's stone her!
>Sure bro, but first i'm gonna write down a whole bunch of sins on this sand and if any you guys did at least one of these, then you gotta drop the rocks.
>>82712306
>Teaching your children what you believe is right or wrong is "indoctrination'.
By that logic, teaching children literally anything is indoctrination.
It's not 3D but it is a superior christian cartoon.
https://vimeo.com/12836360
>>82712431
Did the mitzvots from the Old Testament even perscribe the death penalty for sins? I mean, "Thou shalt not kill," so what the fuck? I know youw ere allowed to crusade for a holy war, but did Moses even promote the death penalty?
And that was the counter example. Why kill her when you can love her, treat her right, and rehabilitate her.
>Fuck that let's stone her to death
Okay then, if you stone her to death for her sins, you have to do it to yourselves too or you're hypocrites.
>Shit.
>>82712580
"Thou shalt not kill" is applied to an individual. But if it's God's will to see death, then a human (or the state) can very much be the instrument of death. So yes, you'll find plenty of people stoned to death for stupid things in ancient Palestine.
>>82712292
>Love and treat everyone like your neighbour/brother
The original Hebrew text showed that "love your neighbor" was Jesus only being favorable toward his fellow Jew. He was still for treating other races/creeds of people like lessors for their ancestors defiance, violent slave trade of their enemies, and also the death of nonbelievers.
>>82712714
Ehn, some pastor broad told me that the no dudes sleeping together was actually don't sleep with little boys.
So, it wasn't okay to diddle little kids but it was okay to be queer in her opinion and I forget her denomination, but she ran a chapel at an lgbtalphabet summer camp.
>>82712292
>If you do those two things, odds are you won't break the other commandments.
Dude, don't try to bullshit. There are 613 commandments detailing specific instructions on what their god wants people to live their lives.
If you work full weeks, shave your face, eat seafood, or watch cartoons, get ready for a lake of fire.
>>82712714
False. When Jesus was asked to expound upon what it was meant by "neighbor" in Leviticus, he tells the parable of the good Samaritan in Luke 10.
He is literally asked to define the word, and tells the story of a person the Jews hate. I dont' know how much more clearly you can be BTFO senpai.
>>82710935
The only thing that is a mental illness is being trans. Lets face it, these people are killing themselfs even after they undergo operations and even when they have a close knit support system via friends and family that support them. Acting like this is a normal thing is only hurting them and getting in the way of finding proper treatments.
>>82712967
A. Only if you're Jewish. Christians do not live under the Law of Moses.
B. Most Jews don't even believe in hell as it's not really talked about in the OT.
>>82710025
So is there any way to acquire these models?
I need new SFM fodder.
>>82712446
It is.
Pro tip: everyone suffers abuse at the hands of their parents.
Everyone is fucked in the head.
>>82712844
The fact it was a she means you can limit it to a relatively small number of denominations. Anglican, Episcopalian, Presbyterian, Unitarian, etc.
all this shows is that no one knows what the fuck their religious texts truly mean since even people under the same groups down to friends and family can't come to a precise agreement on what the texts mean. be it literal or metaphorical, and in what way metaphorically.
>>82713048
>Everyone is fucked in the head
Stop projecting. Believe it or not there are people out there who came from loving families and are well-adjusted, successful, healthy adults.
>>82710025
There are Jehova Witness meetings in my town. Should I go dressed as Wizard and scaring them with card tricks?
>>82713065
To be fair, at least 90% of people who talk about what the Bible says on the internet just google out-of-context verses and haven't actually read the Bible. Many who do read the Bible barely pay attention to what it says because it's often a very dry read, and the most "studious" people who do read a study Bible which will give you interpretations based on teh commentator's denomination.
When you actually have theologians and pastors debate, you tend to get legitimate discussion and it can be fascinating.
>>82713036
That's not how it works, anon. You can rip models from a game's files but you can't just rip them out of a movie.
>>82712976
And the significance of that parable comes from him thinking lowly of the Samaritans, brah.
>>82712714
This.
Jesus' rants on how the people of Canaan, Chorazin, Bethaeida, and Capernaum should die for not being impressed with him were like revenge fanfics you'd find on autistic preteen's DeviantArt page.
>>82710025
I'm a (sorta) Jehovah Witnesses and they always play these videos in our meetings for the kids.
It gets pretty weird but maybe showing the gay bashing one wasn't the best first impression.
Here's one that isn't so bad:
https://youtu.be/yOjDDrFUgB8
>>82713020
>Christians do not live under the Law of Moses.
Says who, you? Are you Jesus? Are you Moses? Are you Yahweh?
>>82713391
The fuck you doing on 4chan?
Why do you watch anime?
>>82713391
Its to late now, you're in a cult friend.
>>82713317
No... it comes from his audience (the Jews) thinking lowly of the Samaritans. He was subverting the commonly-held notion that Jews should only care about other Jews.
Do you know nothing about rhetoric or public speaking?
>>82713421
Jesus implied we don't when he broke several commandments and said it was okay to do so. Paul explicitly says it multiple times.
Why do people who haven't read the Bible insist on commenting about it?
>>82713391
>come on 4chan believing in magic and the supernatural
>attempt to distance yourself from others that believe in the same magic you do
Why do you people do this?
>>82712224
The worst kind of Latinos.
>>82710025
>>82713436
You'd be surprised how many of us get on this site. We're not exactly breaking any rules by being here so they don't care. Also, Anime is fine too watch as long as it doesn't have violence or whatever but they're not going to check
>>82713447
I'm very well aware. The only reason I haven't left the religion is because they literally shun you if you do so my family would stop talking to me and I don't want to lose them.
>>82713549
Except I don't. Read my response above. Also, just decided to reveal my religion because OP was talking about the JW cartoons and thought I could contribute.
>>82710983
"Hey sweetie you should try to break up your friend's happy family"
>>82713682
Thats fucked up. Thats Scienctology tier shunning.
You should move out, find a life for yourself. Hard as fuck though, Im in the process of the very first step of doing it myself; under different terms mind you.
>>82710935
We're all a little mentally ill.
Especially those of us that use the internet as a primary means of socializing.
>>82712531
This is fucking great. Thanks for posting it
>>82713725
It's kinda hard since I'm very dependent on them because they pay for my college but I'm planning on transferring to a different college in another city and moving in with a friend. However, there's no escape. Even if I'm 60 years old and decide to leave the religion, I'll still get shunned. The only way out would be if my whole family left the religion but they're super happy in it so that will be never.
Here's my /co/ related contribution so it will still be on topic: https://youtu.be/KEpkoX48O40
>>82713535
>Jesus implied we don't when he broke several commandments and said it was okay to do so.
Implied? He outright said the exact opposite. His sermon on the mount started off by saying that the commandments were to not be defied EVER. "Not by one jot or tittle."
>>82713682
>>82713391
>>82713969
>Jehovah Witnesses
>visits a cartoon imageboard
>has anime images saved
See you in hell, sinner.
here's the big question /co/, why do religions exist?
>>82714089
We don't believe in hell, only eternal death with no chance of resurrection in paradise.
>>82713391
What's with those evil ass asians at the beginning?
>>82713969
I watched my best friend of 11 years die because his parents thought his blood was magic.
Your religion is a fucking joke and your family doesn't deserve that happiness for being so ready to let the people they love die.
>>82714142
Moses straight up used God as a means of keeping the Jews in line while he made "commandments," which are really jsut a bunch of rules for creating and maintaining a society.
So religion helps build community/society.
>>82714209
life is unfair brah get over it
>>82714142
Easier to have someone else tell you what is right and wrong, than to figure it out action by action.
>>82714260
Life is very fair.
Believing in a god that doesn't let you help people in need is unfair.
>>82713998
Before he came down to fulfill them.
>>82713635
This is the best response to OP's video; incestuous, intergenerational beans.
>>82714151
Shhh, they're too busy in their hate circlejerk. We don't need something as pesky as "logic" getting in their way.
>>82713969
I see that video, and I only think "I want to watch that mother shove her fist into her daughter's ass, while daddy watches in disgusted horror."
>>82714151
>We don't believe in hell, only eternal death with no chance of resurrection in paradise.
You know, that is kind of a hell in of itself. If your consciousness is active in this "eternal death" then you fully comprehend that your soul will never be with Jehovah. That sees like the worst form of torture, the separation from God with no chance of redemption. Some Christians see that as the only criterion for hell.
That doesn't matter, though because JW is a fucking cult. Get out as soon as possible, anon.
>>82714209
First, have no idea what "blood magic is". Second of all, most JWs will break the "no blood transfusion " rule to save their child but not themselves. Sure, they'll be expelled but they can be forgived if they repent. Also, it's not like they don't care about letting their kids die. My little brother was born with a bad heart and he needed a surgery that most likely required a blood transfusion. My parents said no blood so the surgery was really risky. The day of the surgery was the first and only time I've seen my dad cry. Luckily, my brother made it out alive but trust me, JWs are pressured by a group called "The elders" into letting their kids die. They don't just blindly agree and say "OK boss". It's seen as one of the hardest decisions to make ever.
I don't agree with the practice nor would I do it but I know that they just don't go " lmao bye son".
>>82714209
I've seen many friends and related ones die because of tainted blood, so forgive me if some religions don't tolerate blood transfusions.
>>82713635
So uh
Is there more of this?
>>82714501
>Ahegao
That fetish is the true hell.
>>82713194
Don't they'll just be pricks back. Just prank call them every end of the month from a random phone telling them that they aren't real Christians, it'll piss them off. Then donate money to AIDS research in their name.
>>82714476
>If your consciousness is active in this "eternal death"
But it isn't. "From dust you are, and to dust you return".
The concept of a separate consciousness or soul is retarded.
>this thread
>>82714501
S-Sauce?
>>82712269
For Prince as well.
>>82710025
so no porn of the mom and daughter playing with art supplies yet?
>>82714534
Well, no fucking shit it's retarded: but so are JW beliefs. I assume JWs believe in an eternal soul. You get that from the video and it makes sense as it's a Christian spinoff. We gotta think like them to gain an understanding of what the bullshit they purport.
>>82714672
>I assume JWs believe in an eternal soul.
well, that's your first mistake.
>you get that from the video
That's your second mistake.
At no point does it ever even imply an "eternal soul", at least one separate from your physical body. Cripes, they have a whole website dedicated to it. If you wanna hate them, at least get your facts straight.
>>82710025
So the hope is she tells the kid about 'Hova, and then she tells her moms and then...?
They divorce? Or she rejects the idea that being gay is okay, even though it's not clear or likely that she's gay herself?
The mom should've just hit her daughter for doing such a shitty incomplete drawing.
>>82714299
>Life is very fair.
No, it's not.
>>82710025
Wow, there's another cartoon of pic related?
Every time what watch these say to myself "Man Jehovah is a dick head, and this bitch is a terrible mother."
>>82714501
>>82713969
I just watched this entire video
That last segment with the story of the slave girl
Holy shit
>be slave girl
>surrounded by pagans
>master is dying of disease
>tell him to just go to fucking israel because he'll magically be healed
>he does it
>he IS healed, SOMEHOW
>everyone is happy
>pagans throw away their religious symbols angrily
>slave girl STILL A FUCKING SLAVE AND THIS ISN"T DISCUSSED
>>82710887
Fuck i kek'd reminds me of the dancing bear video
>>82710025
DCFS was called the next day after little girl told her friend she and her happy family were going to rot in airport hell.
>>82715404
>>82714209
There is actually nothing wrong with rejecting blood. There's plenty of blood substitutes that can be used even. Doctors are just lazy.
>>82715404
>>82713499
Not to mention his final words on Earth were explicitly to go and "make disciples of all nations"
>>82710912
>provide evidence of heaven's existence and i'll be celibate for the rest of my life.
oh anon.
there wouldn't be more than one religion if they could.
>>82715557
Being a slave is better than being a beggar.
>>82714501
>In the end.
Ha that's a pun in a bun.
>>82713391
oh hey, thought I was the only one
>>82714530
nah we're cool with aids research
>>82715924
With significant lesser effects, higher then shit risk and complicated procedures the average doc would not know in the case of an emergency.
>>82716190
This is why people who reject blood try and seek doctors who specialize in this. Sure I agree it's not always 100% possible to do this on short notice but you can take steps to have it done well.
>>82716029
Well the Babylonians didn't believe in an after life, humans were just servants or slaves of the gods. Yahweh was no different so his cult, jews, also didn't believe in one. Heaven and hell didn't really become places you go after you die until paganism like that of the Viking got mixedd heavily with Christian beliefs in an effort to convert idiots.
>>82715404
thanks mein papi, I watch this videos to masturbate to those DEMONS FROM HELL, because JESUS told everyone that cartoons are DEMONS FROM HECK!
>>82710025
Here's an animation that will put all this petty squabbling to rest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMa_D9XQ-5g
>>82716944
I hated Kenny.
The girls in this are so fucking hot, holy shit muh dik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5N6d-O0kk
>>82716359
Thinking about it, this is all just Romans being practical all the way to modern times. Before Christians they would just adopt one of their pantheon to assimilate them so Roman pantheon had Greek gods but also had celt, Egypt, Assyrian gods, etc and although the Jews didn't merge their religion they weren't causing much trouble. Christians resisted merging and were a growing religion so instead of just incorporating Christianism in their religion they just changed it to be "Christian" but keep incorporating other religions as they go like always. This is not a religion, is a government model disguised as religion.
>>82717055
Shit, nigga, I didn't realize they made a sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J01qRmBbmIs
>>82715557
Slaves were different way back when. There was an entire system dedicated to making sure they were treated as hard working people and not just property. Of course, you had the assholes like pharaohs and pagan kings who kindly discarded these rules, and we had modern slavery, be it the blacks in old america, the irish from the ireland fight for independence, or many others.
Different times.
Can we post SFM, or is that cheating?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBamIRB91f8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeRV8iVWtbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60zJjHAjG3E
>But I want everyone to get into paradise
>So does Jehovah!
Then why does he keep people out for trivial things?
>He knows what will make people the happiest, and that's why he made marriage the way he did
Yeah, look at all those happy "reformed" gay people killing themselves for being forced to be straight
>Worked at a Museum
>A bunch of Asian ladys show up
>Ask about the pricing and the oddities inside
>GO through some spiel about the attractions inside and the pricing
>"OH that's cool but do you offer any discounts for churches?"
>"Have you heard of Jehovah?"
>I'm going "wtf" in my head as this lady is explaining to me about Jehovah and giving me pamphlets, but I'm nice about it and just smiling and going "Oh that's cool".
Nice old asian ladies, but damn Jehovahs witness has no boundaries. I don't see the whole issue of being shunned. Just leave the religion and say "I just need to find myself and take this journey alone" while you go and pound some poon left and right.
>>82712135
>Okay, so, 'why' does Jehova give that much of a shit about gay marriage?
The bible specificially speaks against men sleeping together and sodomy on afew occasions.
Are you really going to tell me that gays get married and don't do butt stuff?
JWs used to always come around my house handing me stuff. One time I answered the door in an apron, swim trunks and carrying a meat tenderizer.
They don't come around much anymore. There must be something in their book about vienerschnitzel.
>>82710025
That's the one you start with? Really?
>>82717674
But why is butt stuff bad?
>>82717674
>The bible specificially speaks against men sleeping together and sodomy on afew occasions.
The Question was "Why"? Why does God give a shit about butt stuff?
What exact quality or characteristic is offensive or sinful?
Like, the abrahamic God makes a lot of demands, but doesn't offer many explanations.
>>82717423
>Then why does he keep people out for trivial things?
pls anon
>How can you say you want me to pass the class when you keep giving me F's for not knowing the work, professor?!
>>82717886
My interpretation is that such commands were issued for the survival of the Israelite people, which would have been necessary for the coming of Jesus. Notice how chronologically in the Bible, these commands first started to be issued once the Israelites were out of Egypt and totally on their own civilization-wise. Do you know how much worse an STD outbreak would've been back then, in the desert, when the people were already uncertain and jittery as fuck?
>>82717886
Time Traveler from the year 1953 BC
Listen, we had a LOT of butt stuff going on before the bible. So much butt stuff that nobody could get their shit together. So we needed a magical sky daddy to tell us "Yeah you keep that up you ain't getting in my cloud hotel." So obviously everyone freaked out and started fucking front butts instead. And that gets REALLY boring so we end up doing actual work instead.
>>82715333
I can't believe we've gone all this thread without anyone actually linking the Sparlock the Warrior Wizard one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRoETHf6kpU
The best part is how cool Sparlock the Warrior Wizard seems, and how even more of a shit the mom and Jehovah seem for saying he's forbidden.
>>82710935
>Furries thinking they're the sane ones
>>82711905
So I can suck dick all my life and on my death bed I can take the final dick out of my mouth to say "you know what I never even liked dicks, I'm totally straight now" and go to Heaven? Sounds like a good deal.
>>82718274
>>82718274
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/878399
can I request big boob french woman with knight animation
>>82710025
Jehovahs Witnesses made this for free, shows how dedicated they are to their religion. Better quality than a lot of 3D stuff out there.
>>82717742
IMO the Bible's just an old morale and overall life hygiene/etiquette book with a bunch of fables with lessons about living healthy, productive lives back in the time it was written. Back then, buttfucking probably wasn't the most hygienic shit (pun intended), so they forbid it because it's weird and probably associated with a lot of deceases. Plus they had the concern that gay sex doesn't produce heirs and continuing your lineage/having a family was really serious business back then (more so than it is now, I mean), so on a societal norm standpoint, of course homosexuality wouldn't be well received.
I think something similar must apply to most of the things in the bible, like with Jews refusing to eat pork and all the kosher sanitary customs for their food, probably that back then there had been some kind of pork-related epidemic so pork was declared bad to eat BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WANT US TO, WE'RE ALL DYING FROM EATING IT! and that just stuck through the ages via religious teachings and eventually writings.
>>82718274
>...i don't want jehovah to be sad with me...
My fucking god. The sheer depth of brokenness in the kid's voice, like he's gone through this every fucking day for the last twelve years of his life. And then his mother goes shifty eyed and throws this sinister expression at him, like she's relishing the next step of her emotional torment taking hold, enjoying her son's anguish as he realizes he is about to lose the last friend he has.
>>82718539
>enjoying her son's anguish as he realizes he is about to lose the last friend he has
Good, gooood. This is all going according to Jehovah's plan.
>>82718425
amazing.
>>82713635
NICE.
Made me cry the first time I saw it.
>>82710025
drawfags please, my call to you. porn of the brown godess that is confirmed fertile. i'll give you as many bad rats copies on steam that you could ever want
>>82717916
a denial of sane, simple, secular life doesn't strike me as as the act of a kind, loving god.
>>82718539
It doesn't go away. I had these two random girls come up and ring my doorbell the other day. Had no idea they were Mormons, but the one who talked just had this completely monotone, dejected voice. It was like she was reading from a script, but not one she memorized. It was really creepy.
>>82718524
>made this for free
Kek, you don't really believe that, do you?
Stop talking about religion on the comics and cartoons boards, you fucks.
>>82718539
>he is about to lose the last friend he has
He doesn't need friends. He just needs mommy's love and Jehovah's approval.She's obviously emotionally manipulating him because she's sexually abusing him and doesn't want him to have friends. Friends means there's a chance he'll talk about what she does to him.
>>82717136
no way she'd have a body like that after having a kid.
>>82710025
>>82710837
>>82710935
Die christian slime, get off my /co/ now!
>>82710912
Exactly anon, fuck god up his prudish homophobic ass!
>>82713421
>Says who?
The Council of Jerusalem, which directly appears in the Bible and states that Christians don't have to follow Mosaic Law.
>>82713969
>However, there's no escape.
No there's a very clear escape.
>>82710025
>"Well people have their own ideas about what is being right and wrong..."
>"...but what matters is how Jehova feels"
>>82721823
stop baiting
>>82718274
This 'Satan' sounds like a chill guy.
>>82720968
There are no godesses. There is only Jehovah.
>>82721823
0/10
apply yourself
>>82713391
>I'm a (sorta) Jehovah Witnesses
>play these videos in our meetings for the kids
Doesn't sound like you're sorta anything, anon.
>>82710912
Honestly you'd have to smoke some crazy shit to believe that a magic space fairy named Jehovah created the universe.
>>82713391
>https://youtu.be/yOjDDrFUgB8
>None of the gods have cured is illness
>>82711905
Pope Francis is chill about the gays.
>>82718531
This guy gets it. The bible was a guide to living to keep society functioning. Using it as anything else is fucking retarded, and most of it doesn't even apply anymore because our society has advanced so much.
>>82713391
Your time will come, cultist
>>82723379
Yeah, the whole "no gay sex" was probably to ensure that the Isrealites would procreate, ensuring their survival as a population.
>>82723653
Procreation's incredibly important to any group's survival, you'll die out in a generation if everyone turns gay.
>>82718778
/ss/ pls
>>82710025
Man that is one evil teacher.
>>82712976
Honestly, considering the relations between Samaritans and Jews, that can still just mean "Only Jews but Samaritans count too"
>>82710025
>what can you say to carrie
>i can say her moms are going to fucking hell
>>82718274
Gee I'm glad that my parents aren't religious freaks
>>82718274
>Friend gave you a toy
>Put it into a dumpster instead of giving it him back
What a great message
>>82718356
Technically you could do that, but it's pretty hard to truly 'regret' when you get so accustomed to sin.
Your mouth could say it but it's hard to think your heart would do it too.
>>82713635
The girl looks like an actual Muppet.
>>82718274
That is one evil bitch.
>>82724990
Clearly the kid is a devil worshiper.
ITT:literally angry faggots
>>82718778
>That smug
Bitch is evil as fuck
>>82710025
This is not creepy. I do think Jehova witnesses are creepy, but that's literally what most religious parents tell their children.
>>82713535
>>82713421
>council of Jerusalem
>Paul
These weren't prophets nor did they have the approval of their god.
I like how jew worshipers use non-prophets to finagle out of following their bullshit cult rules. No wonder being the pope makes so much money.
>>82722401
That's the Christian definition of free will in a nutshell
>>82725508
>Implying the kid wasn't Satan himself
>>82712376
>Right, because all those latin countries like Mexico, Brazil, and Costa Rica are super anti-gay, right?
Actually, they are. The carnival and shit are ways to release the repression from the entire year. Outside Rio during the carnival, gays are treated like shit. The commie president of Brazil approved gay marriage and tranny rights but she fucked up with the corruption scandal and the right wing, as guilty of corruption if not even more, is taking the chance to go back to power.
Itt: christfags btfo
