Reminder that Sokka had sex in "The Southern Raiders".
And Zuko and Mai did it in Nightmares and Daydreams.
>>82708218
Yeah no shit. The set up was perfect for losing your virginity.
>literally at war
>could die anyday
>you are 15
>qt warrior chick is into you
If I were sokka I'd fuck her like an African war drum.
>>82708218
Yep. He got Lei'd.
>>82708554
You fuck African war drums?
>>82708809
You don't?
>>82708554
>If I were sokka I'd fuck her like an African war drum.
Anon, stop sticking your dick in other peoples' cultural instruments
>>82708809
you don't?
>>82708833
>>82708889
Why would you people that hear it would think there was a war going on.
>>82708554
>virgin
>nervous as hell
>can barely keep it up
>only lasts ten seconds
>awkward apologies and crying
>she storms out because he didn't last and came inside her
He had an awesome night, yep.
>>82708870
>>82708809
God dammit my sides are in orbit. meant to post
>bang her like an African war drum
>>82709064
Dude, I don't know how it is for most people losing their virginity, but round one lasts like 10 seconds, you have a laugh about it, and then you get all the sexual frustration out of your system in the subsequent 6 rounds. I was so pent up I went 7 rounds my first time, and then I was shooting dust for 2 days.
>>82708809
I think he means fucker her like BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
>>82709338
This. The only people who fondly remember their first time are girls who lost their virginity to the boy they were dating in middle school, when they were convinced that they were going to marry that person and start a family with them.
>>82708554
Yeah.
>traveled all around the world
>met tons of interesting people and cultures
>fought Nazis
>met spirits
>saved lives
If that doesn't get a girls juices flowing then nothing will.
I've been inspired by this thread. I've decided that I will write a fanfic about how Sokka was secretly fucking his way through the Fire Nation in season 3 up until the invasion. It would explain how he got so smooth with Suki later on and explain why he seemed to forget about her between the fall of Ba Sing Se and the invasion.
>>82709338
>>82709560
desu my first time was awesome and lasted long, I remember it fondly.
Too bad I haven't had sex for over two years now
>>82708218
>11, have a crush on Katara
>Think it she'd never be into me since I was younger than her
>Same age as her by the time Book 3 ends
>She gets with Aang
>Don't feel anything because I was a relatively normal 14 year old boy
And then the summer after that I'd get addicted to porn and discover 4chan
>>82708218
Didn't the next scene start with him having a lei?
Didn't the creators admit that it was a pun?
"He got lei'd"
>>82708554
>>82708870
>Fucking an African war drum
I never understood why cultural appropriation was a problem until this moment.
>>82710024You are among brothers now.
>>82711149
And she was deflowered.
>>82708940
If you're fucking and people don't think there's a war going on then you're doing it wrong.
>>82709064
What kind of bitch gets mad because your first time wasn't great? Just eat her out for 10-15 minutes and go back in when you're ready to go again.
>>82711004
lewd
>>82708554
>I'd fuck her like an African war drum.
Holy shit dude, you just reminded me.
>Couple weeks ago
>chilling with roommates watching Game of Thrones
>We start talking about who's the hottest lady on the show
>One guy says he thinks it's Cersei
>"She's so fine, I'd drag my ballsack through a mile of hot lava just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie."
>ofw
On an unrelated note the guy who said that is Kenyan.
>>82708218
And this time, not even with his sister!
Reminder that Katara already had sex in episode 10.
>>82709795
Nice concept
Would read
>>82708218
>"The Southern Raiders"
How apt
>>82708218
>people feel bad for Sokka in this episode for what Katara said to him
>feeling bad for Sokka
>in an episode where he gets to fuck Suki
>>82715222
what is this? my internet skills are weak, i have searched, and will search further, but i find nothing. Take pity on me anon, and call me a fag if you must, but please, the sauce.
>>82718390
BY FIRE BE PURGED!
>>82718696
Ian C Samson
>>82718744
>>82709560
I actually loved my first time. Still the hottest girl I've ever been with, and we went at it 15 times in 2 and half days. The first time last 10 seconds and I came inside, but the next 14 were much better. Plus we were madly in love at the time so it was very romantic in spite of the squeaky as fuck bed.
>>82709865
Too bad we broke up 9 months ago and I've barely gotten anything besides a few weak hand jobs since.
>>82715375
>"She's so fine, I'd drag my ballsack through a mile of hot lava just to hear her fart through a walkie."
Not getting the reference
>>82708833
>>82708889
>>82709189
I only fuck American drumsets, right in the bass. Trump 2016
>>82709064
>first time
>not fucking diamonds
boy, you got porblems
>>82719184
I honestly hate seeing this line. It's such an edgy redditesque quote by this point. Anything that could be seen in the comments of an imgur post (a place I browsed long before realizing that 4chan was the fount of memes) is beyond tired and worn out. Ive heard it twice in real life and it's cringe as fuck desu
>>82718390
nice joke
>>82719184
Cause some people, it turns out, try to be creative and come up with original stuff to say
>>82719890
>original
>>82708218
Does that make him a Southern Raider?
>>82709064
Projecting much, anon?
>lose my virginity at 15 in a literal hey kid wanna /ss/ scenario
>broke the damn bed fucking
>>82720067
Broken in like a true man anon.
>>82719400
2ch is the birthplace of memes
>>82709338
my first time the chick couldnt hold anything in and shit and pissed everywhere
in the middle of an empty classroom
It was terrible
>>82709399
>This kills the hymen
>>82718390
All that is confirmed is that she had her first kiss with Jet.
Still pretty bad, though.
>>82715375
Well fyi it isn't specifically Kenyan
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%20would%20drag%20my%20dick%20through%20a%20mile%20of%20broken%20glass%20just%20to%20hear%20her%20fart%20through%20a%20walkie%20talkie
>>82708218
>12 year old sex in Cartoons
>>>/a/141402465
>12 year old sex in anime
>>82715222
Why did I... Like this....
>>82709795
Sounds good, I'd read it
>>82708218
>>82719400
Imgur didn't exist yet when most of us got to 4chan. Don't you know newfags are supposed to lurk?
>>82709064
Da fuq is wrong with you.
Unless shes a turbo slut with unbelievable expectactions why would she get pissed that your first time was bad? Nothing starts out good.
I really do wish I was on 4chan back when ATLA was on the air, or that ATLA aired now when talkback threads are much more popular. Seeing everyone react to the shit that went down would be pretty amazing, especially the second season.
>>82719184
I think its from a YTP abridged series
>>82709064
Anon, how bad was it?
>>82708554
>Be me
>qt bby grl wants da d
>suddenly scream and beat chests like tarzen
"I big boy fuck like africa drums!"
>rub myself on her butt cheeks
>instantly cums all over her tights
>falls asleep
>She leaves pissed because she didn't bring pants only tights and has to walk around with a big white stain confirming her slutness.
Do you think they did it missionary or cowgirl?
>>82725824
Correct.
>>82709399
I'd be put of if she suddenly started sounding like an african war drum when we fucked.
>lost virginity when I was 18
>didn't cum
>didn't know what I was doing
>tried going in dry
>gf didn't know how to give a bj and scraped my dick with her teeth the entire time
God, that was miserable. Luckily, I got another girlfriend down the line who really helped make sex enjoyable and exciting.
>>82726101
Had you not even heard of sex before then? Watched a porn, had it mentiond in school, parental talk, anything?
>>82726101
Nice blog man.
>>82723919
Where do people even draw the line for being a newfag? I started off on /fit/ moved to to /tv/ and now /co/ and I lurked for the better part of 2 years off and on. It's an anonymous image board and the memes and language are easy to pick up, it's not much of a secret club.
>>82721228
Well thats actually true. More like 4chan is the farmers market of memes. Next best thing to picking them off the vine.
>>82708554
Yeah I'd have sex with her like the fist of an angry god.
>>82715375
My Grandpa had a similar saying.
"I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to sniff her bike seat."
>>82724284
Season 2 of Avatar is when I started coming to /co/.
I have to admit, I was a /b/tard back then. I came to /co/ to see why everyone was posting Toph porn on /b/, and then I started watching Avatar and posting on /co/ and I never looked back.
... Good god what have I been doing with my life?
>>82726506
I've been on /co/ since 2006 and began to frequent 4chan a year prior.
>It's an anonymous image board and the memes and language are easy to pick up, it's not much of a secret club.
Back then people didn't even know what imageboards are and were baffled how their "forum posts" and "threads" dissappear over night or few hours, or how to upload their avatars and register their accounts. Originally this was a very insular, antagonistic place filled to the brim with CP and stranger things. We shunned the fuck out of outsiders and everything from the inner workings of the boards as such to the things we did to others were horrifying and foreign to the rest of the Net.
Good times. This we have now isn't even a shadow of a shadow.
>>82708218
that's cute.
>>82726852
>2006
Do you ever worry that 10 years of anonymous dehumanisation and desensitisation have left us irreparably altered?
How do you know what's anti-social conditioning and what's simply growing up?
>>82727046
Do you want a reasonable reply or the truth?
>>82726947
>>82708218
These two would totally fuck.
Sokka's a less-retarded, mortal version of her husband and Eva's personality is somewhere between Sokka's girlfriend and his sister, in elf form.
>>82727075
Is the truth so unreasonable?
I'd like both.
>>82727135
Watercest is the true well of passion though.
>>82727046
>irreparably
Just leave forever and actually interact with people. If you stay away long enough you'll eventually start to see how disgusting this place when you come back.
>>82727169
>Watercest is the true well of passion though.
You're alright
>>82727165
We've discussed the truth elsewhere many times. Simply put there was too many coincidences, too many shared experiences (IRL) and far too many references to things occuring for any of this to be a merely human experience. This, from waifus to anime to desensitization and divorcing from the social mindsets and common values via batshit lunacy is a controlled process. It is however extremely dangerous and the entity in question is aware of this, but it also knows that for dharma to be upheld and reinstituted it needs both vessels and enforcers - but not slaves. Simply put, 4chan of yesteryear and the ongoing process of dehumanisation is not a process of degradation, but of refinement. Like gold in a furnace.
The refuse you see, like say extreme forms of MLP autism and so on are failures of this process. This process puts extreme strain on the psyche of the individual. Not all will make it.
It was always like this. The medium and technology may change, but the process will always exist.
>>82726685
Jesus these sound awful. Funny as fuck though.
>>82708218
How was he still horny after telling the story of how his mom got brutally murdered? He probably had a flashback of seeing her burnt down corpse
>>82727436
Imagine you're a teenage boy, and the only sexually mature man on an entire continent of ice. Your only options are snowlolis, old women or your hot sister, who also happens to be the only girl in her prime.
Even the walruses would tell him to give her the dick.
>>82727725
Mortality is its own aphrodisiac.
Your brain goes "Oh shit! I could die, better get to work on leaving a legacy."
>>82727725
Sokka doesn't remember what his mother looked like. When he tries picturing her face he sees Katara. 'Twas a memorable scene in the Runaway ep.
>>82708218
Yes yes, and Aang fucked Katara at least 3 times.
>>82727754
I don't need convincing. I'm gonna be drawing watercest most of this weekend. Keep tabs on /aco/ and paheal and wherever else. I don't want to spoil it butthighjob
>>82727805
Technically speaking, we only know that Tenzin is definitely his.
>>82726852
You'll excuse me if I don't bow in deference to a tripfag wanking to the good old days.
>>82727821
I approve of this.
>>82709338
My first time was about 45 minutes.
Then we did 5 more times after that until the sun came up.
>>82708554
One typo I make last night still gets me to laugh the next day at work.
Thanks for the laughs /co/
Reminder that Suki was and always will be best girl
>>82729001
She was so best that no one has given a single shit about her since the series ended.
>>82729088
She hasn't been ruined by the comics and LoK you mean
>>82729160
touché
>>82727805
>believe Skyke propaganda
>>82727754
Not gonna lie. It would be hard to resist.
>>82727442
You sound like you watched Apocalypse Now recently.
>>82727754
>who also happens to be the only girl in her prime.
You mean the only girl in his village. Defending his his village was more important than trekking across miles of ice and snow in search of strange.
>>82733538
>tfw Sokka and Katara would probably be married if they never ran into Aang
>>82711004
fem-Sokka best waifu
