good evening owls of /co/,
what, not 867-5309?
>>82706423
who has two thumbs and spent much of the day recovering from the "One more gin won't hurt"
>>82706484
(that would be me)
>>82706423
Hello Storyteller.
Let's uh, read comics, I guess.
I'm still a thread behind on the stories
sup
>>82706621
HI ANON
>>82706568
what up?
>>82706715
>>82706484
>>82706510
You can't even post right it's so bad.
>>82706777
Ouch. He resigned his commission and got a DD out of it?
>>82706715
>what up?I'm probably getting evicted. My landlord is apparently dying, and while he originally planned to hand over his properties to his kids, his wife doesn't want to deal with the paperwork that would ensue, so she's just selling them. Which includes my house. I suppose there's a slim chance I could end up staying, but it's doubtful, as the place is a bit banged up, so there's work to be done regardless.
>>82706922
man Eiling is the biggest jerk ever
>>82706954
that really sucks, sorry to hear that anon
>>82706954
Fuck, I am so sorry to hear that, anon.
>>82706785
it wasn't like a "my hair hurts" class hangover, just drag-ass
>>82707040
;____;
>>82706954
I would offer some advice but I have no idea how US law works with this sort of thing and I am assuming you are US.
>>82706922
The only reason he'd search for Eiling...is to make sure he's dead.
>>82707084
>>82706954
I'm sorry anon.
>>82707157
Nate's kind of sassy. I like it.
>>82707257
>>82707279
what's out next week?
I listened to the Zub podcast. He gets points for putting Moonstone as the #1 Thunderbolt.
>>82707022
>>82707040
I mean, there's options available, but I've lived in this house the majority of my life, y'know?
>>82707348
I totally understand. I'm feeling that way about my grandmother's house being sold.
>>82707084
What happened to the lower half of the page?
>>82707339
Future Quest, the final issue of Smugnestro (RIP ;_;>), last issue of Finch Woman, CWII #0
>>82707441
it looks fine to me?
>>82707348
"There's nothing more difficult than saying goodbye to a house where you've suffered."
>>82707479
Bunn's Sinestro is overrated. It's not that great, mostly middling
>>82707441
>>82707486
Sometimes you get this bug where the page only partially loads and you need to open it in a new tab to get the full thing.
>>82707441
Aside from some really fucking lazy recoloring it looks fine to me
>>82707479
>Future Quest
So soon?
>>82707339
But the number 1 Thunderbolt is so clearlyRed Hulkfollowed bythe Punisher
>>82707536
Well I enjoy it very much myself but I respect your right to your own opinion
>>82707339
Civil War II #0
Gonna be time to shit then
>>82707628
awwwwww yeah
I'm fucking ready for some awful Bendis
>>82707541
I see.
>>82707339
>I listened to the Zub podcast. He gets points for putting Moonstone as the #1 Thunderbolt.
There were a lot of complaints about how Zub wrote Karla poorly, which, honestly I don't see. Like, she barely did anything in the issue. Yeah, she was a bit open about pissing Bucky off, but it's just after Standoff, and everyone's a bit on edge. There was even an implication that she was planning to work her psyche skills on Kobik before the kid ripped the moonstone out of her.
>>82707378
And the news came yesterday, so suddenly too. Life sure likes to slap you in the face out of nowhere.
>>82707661
Oh yeah, someone's trolling Eiling
>>82707583
I'm so excited for MCU Rulk
>>82707628
Telling you. Need to rally anons to do a massive collective storytime to drown out all the shitposting.
>>82707705
this is fucking hilarious
>>82707705
Whoever is trolling Eiling...is a true hero.
>>82707703
>There was even an implication that she was planning to work her psyche skills on Kobik before the kid ripped the moonstone out of her.
She's still up and running in the issue 2 preview, I wouldn't count that out yet. I think part of the reason everything had to run so fast is just general issue 1 pacing and impact. No time for a slow psych play - you can do that later if you actually shift enough issues to stick around for a bit.
>>82707780
I welome shitposting about terrible shit and Bendis
>>82707628
>>82707661
I'm so excited. Part is just event hype getting to me. And tie ins everywhere!
Pym's back too next week which I hope is interesting
>>82707725
Is that actually happening or just a hope of yours?
>>82707479
>last issue of Finch Woman
I am morbidly curious how Goblinfucker is going to close out her run.
>>82707491
Yeah.
>>82707816
>event hype
Literally how
>>82707793
>>82707805
he seemed also in the podcast to have an appreciation for the kudzu plotting
>>82707479
>last issue of Finch Woman, CWII #0
Haha gross
At least Rucka Wondy is not far and /co/ may be pretty entertaining in the CW2 storytimes.
>>82707904
anon probably means hype for the reactions to how shitty it will be
>>82707919
I am legitimately excited for CW2 fandom reactions because this is the first really damaging derailing event for so many n00bs, NGL
>>82707999
it's already paid off in wailing about Kamala and Carol not being properly female-supportive of each other
>>82707084
Captain Atom is too damn relatable. He's like the perfect adult counterpart to Peter Parker.
>>82707919
I like how much info Zub puts out there as a creator but having read Skullkickers some I'm not gonna attribute him with top tier writerly skills until he delivers on them.
>>82707999
Indeed.
>>82707904
Like 2% because I'm just hopeful but mostly watching the reactions and effects. Maybe some good tie ins too
>>82708031
it's really charming! I didn't expect him to be so personable.
>>82708031
He does remind me of pre OMD Peter now that you mention it.
>>82707999
I know right?
Kamala fans weren't very happy about that teaser with her ripping up Carol's pic, and Carol fans don't seem thrilled at how Bendis wrote her in the FCBD thing
>>82708028
I love Ms. Marvel but apart from that one inspired triumvirate page I never really got why she's so connected to Carol.
>>82707999
God me too.
Especially since there are so many tie ins. Let's see if they can keep up and tolerate them like more seasoned fans do.
And BENDIS. He's gonna write everyone so awful and the same, and I want to see how people react to that.
>>82708151
Because she likes Carol, and chose the name and logo.
>>82708064
This is great and I would read Eiling being trolled and delayed forever. Practically Dick Dastardly right now.
>>82708165
I've already seen pushback at his T'Challa but that was from someone who knows full well what Bendis is and has no expectations. It's the n00bs who don't know what's coming that I'm all for
>>82708151
I guess it's the fangirl thing? And then there's a lot of room left open for fandom to project, look at the Carol Corps itself
>>82708151
Because.
>>82708105
Did we get Grumpy Carol back? Because of the two Bendis things I've read with Carol in them, she was the best part. Dude sucks at a lot of things, writing a somewhat entertaining Carol Danvers is not one of them, somehow.
>>82708151
Kamala is supposed to be a fangirl who got the chance to actually hang with her idol as a fellow hero. I guess she's supposed to be like Cassandra Sandsmark in a sense.
>>82708214
I can't see militaristic, take-no-shit, take-no-prisoners, authoritarian Carol Danvers actually forming a major supportive connection with a goofy, lovable, always well-meaning New Jersey kid. Kamala idolizes Carol, fine, but I don't think her losing that idolization in the flesh is a false character move.
>>82708343
>militaristic, take-no-shit, take-no-prisoners, authoritarian Carol Danvers
it wasn't that Carol, it was KSD Carol
>>82708256
god-tier trolling
>>82708256
People actually really, sincerely like Bendis remember.
>>82708369
Major Force can't change back like the good Captain can, can he
>>82708367
Well GUESS WHO'S BACK, BABY.
>>82708256
>Carol Corps
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world the Carol Corps were actually a thing.
>>82708369
Given Eiling's actions so far I can only assume this will end with him literally ripping out Megala's heart and forcibly pumping it with his hand until he can hook it up to some kind of life support.
>>82708256
>Carol Corps
>think it's going to be Carol forming a team out of her old Air Force buddies
>turns out it's just her hanging out with her fanclub
Why you gotta blue ball me, Marvel? If any of this shit was supposed to get me interested in Captain Marvel, it failed.
What's even the premise of her current ongoing? Please tell me something of substance is happening.
>>82708462
something that fits a desired narrative will be trumpeted far beyond its actual size
although I think "KSD Fandom" is more meaningful than the Carol Corps, desu
>>82708485
Carol In Space with Abby Brand and Alpha Flight
>>82708485
The Secret Wars tie in was an even bigger kick in the balls.
>>82708343
I'm hoping that the reason Kamala has her break with Carol is when she realizes why Carol REALLY is.
>>82708540
Yeah, didn't she come up with the #NONCOMPLIANT hashtag? I've seen that around far more than the Carol Corps. People even tattooed themselves for crying out loud!
>>82708462
#PhylaPolity
#RambeauRodeo
#GenisGang
#Mar-VellMob
>>82708485
I've heard her current ongoing is more of a return to form but I also think it's losing its writers with CWII
>>82708485
I heard about that right after reading Captain America Corps for the first time, and got super excited.
I have never felt more let down in my life.
>>82708540
Captain Atom: Not A Government Stooge and probably not a Republican, either
>>82708643
yeah, that Bitch Planet NC which a bunch of people have gotten tats of
>>82708665
Thanks, Bendis!
>>82708540
Like, straight up Carol seems like she'd hit it off way more with Abigail Brand (even though they're spitting at each other right now) than Kamala Khan.
Or say Miss America, who has that edgy, I-will-fuck-you-up streak to her too. I could see Carol mentoring her!
>>82708734
>I could see Carol mentoring her!
You just want them to fuck.
>>82708665
Are they leaving or just skipping out on the tie-ins?
>>82708734
Anyone know how Ewing's writing them in Ults (which I have still not read)?
>>82708727
That should be /co/'s "Thanks Obama" desu
>>82708343
>>82708626
I dunno. The idea of a cheerful idealistic fan who meets her idol, find out said idol is a bit of a no-nonsense jaded jerk, but tries to bring her around to being less abrasive sounds kinda nice actually. I mean, it's pretty basic buddy comedy type stuff, but it could work.
>>82708796
dude, is he going to cut that guy with a fucking lava lamp?
HARDCORE
>>82708775
I do not. I'm not even a Carol/Jess shipper (at least, beyond the novelty of a lesbian science baby denied to us).
I don't think America and Carol have had much one on one time in Ultimates
>>82708802
We had Thanks Quesada/Thanks Didio for a bit.
>>82706922
>e resigned his commission and got a DD out of it?
Well, he did resign by throwing Major Force through the ceiling at a superior officer.
>>82708796
Ultimates is fine but legit the two issues focused on Galactus' character development were above and beyond what any of the main cast have gotten so far. Same goes for Anti-Man actually, last issue had a fucking great sequence with him.
Ultimates is great because it's Ewing not trying to crack a joke every page and trying to show cleverness in a more contained, consistent, constructed way. Rocafort plays the art into what the comic is saying well too (and they got a great fill-in).
>>82708724
>Bitch Planet
Wasn't that the rip off of another comic from Darkhorse? (By DeCampi maybe?)
>>82708796
They haven't interacted much, though that's somewhat intentional since America only joined the team to keep an eye on them and take them out if necessary.
>>82708834
daaang
>>82708823
She's met Carol a few times, but she's on her best behavior every time.
>>82708724
To be fair that NC is a fairly subtle comics tattoo to get. I haven't read Bitch Planet beyond one issue with an extremely broadcasted twist.
>>82708926
Grindhouse.
>>82708926
I wouldn't call it a ripoff, although it's deliberately nodding to the general grindhouse/Women In Prison aesthetic
>>82708834
Hardcore, or just really white trash?
>>82708926
It's just a rip off of the whole Caged Heat, women-in-prisons subgenre of films, with more pseudo politics.
>>82708942
It is, I just have to say that "I got a tat of this even before the issue came out" is not something I get, but whatever
WOAH
>>82708971
>>82708992
Ah, okay. I just remember a person at my LCS complaining about folks acting like it was a novel concept when there was already a comic like that being published.
>>82707793
>Our fanfiction is coming back to haunt us!
>>82709062
how will this go horribly wrong
Why do people even get tattoos. They look terrible
>>82709062
>Peggy and Goz
The hell? Where is THIS coming from?
>>82708834
These goons are kind shit at their job. You're not supposed to outright state that the guy owes you drug money, you morons.
>>82709154
I don't hate them, but it's weird having grown up when they were still a sign of full on trashiness.
>>82709197
she seems to have a kink for older men
>>82707793
He's like if Hydra made their own Captain America.
Who am I shitting, Hydra doesn't have as much style as this fuckstick.
>>82709154
Well I got my "NEC PLURIBUS IMPAR" because I am the actual, spiritual reincarnation of Louis XIV.
>>82709225
did New 52 Roy still have his heroin adventures?
>>82709254
I don't think so, I think he was an alcoholic instead
>>82709254
I think he had Alcoholism Adventures instead
>>82709330
>>82709312
ah, got it
BRB, got to do some dog stuff
>>82708476
It's gonna be like that one movie "Johnny got his Gun."
>>82708734
The Juxtaposition of a tough, hardheaded military woman mentoring a sweet, idealistic girl is the compelling bit.
>>82709416
>>82709616
>>82709312
>>82709330
Did this still happen though? :^3
>>82709650
He still has his arm, so I don't think so
But really being Jason's bitch is a lot more preferable to what happened with him a couple years before the reboot
>>82709650
I never read that, because I'm sane, but did he kill the cat, or just find a dead one?
>>82709727
He picked up a dead one
>>82709634
>>82709727
it's one hell of a crowd-reading experience
>>82709727
It's already dead
>>82709721
Yeah, Lian doesn't exist, and so far Prometheus has chosen gay honey trapping over destroying entire cities.
>>82709808
>it's one hell of a crowd-reading experience
"Hey, Dad. Burn everything."
>>82709874
that reveal was an amazing day on /co/
>>82709961
>>82709961
Yeah it was
>LOVE IS OVER
>>82709990
did he just kill those guys, or just sink the boat?
>>82710016
>>82710016
>CAPTAIN HOMICIDE
>>82709874
>Prometheus has chosen gay honey trapping
>>82710062
>>82710102
Did you not readMidnighteranon?
>>82710102
In Orlando's Midnighter he had a keikaku that involved sex with him.
I had no idea hippie store owner was supposed to be old
>>82710114
>>82710092
Oddly enough, there do not appear to be any characters actually called Captain Homicide. You'd think, but no.
>>82710114
>But all I see are seeds of death.
.... Nate, have you never had poppy seed bread? You're missing out, dude.
>>82710138
No.
>>82710226
Uhh, I think he did kill everyone this time, damn.
>>82710260
Guess he's in the "military mindset" rather than the superhero one.
>>82710260
Shit I thought he'd just take out the gangster who was threatening Starchild instead of taking down the entire segment of the heroin trade.I can't think of a good Reagan joke
>>82710260
Nice. Hate pussies like Batman.
>>82710364
don't do heroin, guys
fentanyl's easier to get
>>82710242
Lemon Poppy Seed muffins. It's some damn good stuff.
>>82709874
>so far Prometheus has chosen gay honey trapping over destroying entire cities.
For anyone who missed it.
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/77220644/
>>82710394
awww shit, we old continuity again!
>>82710368
Gotta do it as a Nancy joke
>>82710458
now I want poppy seed rolls from one of the Czech bakeries and I won't be going that direction again.
>>82710260
Well. That take care of that then.
>>82710394
I actually really miss when comics did stuff like this. Superheroes were kind of created to explore these kinds of social issues in the first place. It's a shame to see that all go away in favor of mindless action. Capes really ought to get back to their urban fantasy roots.
>>82710536
Awwwwwww shit we retro now
>>82710451
I gonna miss Middy's book. ;_;
Glad it still got to #12.
>>82710559
>>82710598
I hate niggers
>>82710661
As long as you're honest about it.
>>82710661
Don't you have better things to go than to try to ruin our fun?
(that's not me, that's someone waiting in the thread to post the right page with the nasty language)
>>82710741
>>82710661
You even acquired the correct page, and timed it so you could post it at the right time. This took effort.
Dude, you need to get a hobby.
>>82710769
>>82710825
>>82710741
>that's not me
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.KIGYI learned that one from Superman
>>82710661
Faganon is that you?
>>82710813
>This took effort.
To be fair, it doesn't require THAT much effort.
>>82710559
We just need The Question to show up and talk about the parasites of society
>>82710879
>>82710928
the Blue Beetle Convergence mini is him and the Captain along, but it's not full-on Ditko Question, he's way too nice
>>82711034
best wingman
>>82708977
Nah, that would be a broken 40.
>>82711073
>>82711115
a trip to Florida: America's Wang
(that's a shitty map drawing)
Did Trollanon kill the mood or what?
>>82710813
Not that Anon, but can you imagine ruining a storytime by doing that? Like, posting digital instead of scans, flipped, or in a different language?
>>82711146
awww yeah we Bond now
>>82711220
>>82711219
the frustration of Surprise Spanish Comics is a definite one every downloader has experienced
>>82711261
I hope we get another Rebirth book that was more slice-of-life like Starfire, it's a genre that deserves at least some rep
>>82711296
>>82711313
when is the Ted/Jaime book dropping?
>>82706423
Heyho, Storyteller.
>>82711296
As long as the protagonist isn't as dumb as Starfire was in that. Yeesh.
>>82711296
feels weird that the Rebirth one shot is only two weeks away
>>82706510
Man, Babylon's skintone is just all over the place, isn't it?
>>82711261
My Priest Black Panther scans have one page upside down because the scanner didn't bother to look at the text (they were in a plane upside down).
>>82711219
Not to give anyone ideas, but I remember one Anon kept on posting images fromBomb Queenin an All Star Superman thread. Even altered the filenames to look like the ASS images.
>>82711340
HI ANON
>>82711371
yeah, it's something you'd have hoped the digital recolor would have been more careful with
>>82711216
So is Trollanon just that one Anon that got SUPER butthurt when Storyteller called him a shitlord?
>>82711414
that's kind of awful and yet I'm giggling
>>82711473
>>82711414
that's kind of hilarious
>>82711489
Oh man, this is gonna hurt when it comes clean
thanks for reading, more tomorrow
>>82711473
>>82711511
We took it to another thread, didn't even post in the same one.
Fucker followed us. Eventually he had to quit when the storyteller just put on a goddamn trip.
\>>82711414
He almost ruin my all star superman storytime.
>>82707084
It still kinda feels like Eiling framed Nate so he could steal the guy's wife, y'know?
>>82711529
I think he got banned
>>82711429
She didn't even do that, she was calling Earth Man a shitlord.
>>82711529
>>82711531
I don't wanna trip, but if someone keeps being shitty, I'll trip for these storytimes
Also, something like surprise Bomb Queen is funny once, not the whole thread
>>82711512
It's remarkable how good this is at twisting the classic secret id stuff
>>82711552
That would require him to commit homicide.
And that's not me putting it past him.
>>82711582
I could be remembering things wrong.
>>82711552
Wouldn't sueprise me. Eiling has been well established as being vindictive and petty.
>>82711512
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Really, I appreciate it. Makes a bad day tolerable.
>>82711261
It's even worse when it's surprise Polish or whatever language it is where Bitti means End.
>>82711611
Agreed
>>82711611
I'm reminded of the time a Storytimer did ASS, and photos hopped the letter to show the BvS RT scores.
I salute that crazy bastard, and his commitment to a joke.
>>82707793
The Veteran?
>>82707999
>I am legitimately excited for CW2 fandom reactions because this is the first really damaging derailing event for so many n00bs, NGL
God, now I feel old for having survived comics circa 2003-2010.
And DC's late 90s/early 2000s Fifth Week Event era which was enjoyably pretty non disruptive.
>>82711611
Just FYI we're 55 issues and then the book gets cancelled because they were planning on making him Monarch in Armageddon 2001, and we all know what happened there
we might could stick with the I LOVE THE 80S theme and go Squad, as we're going to crossover with it anyways
>>82708064
>I didn't expect him to be so personable.
He's been a dickish/confused flying brick for so long it was hard to expect him not being that here.
>>82711930
I am in favor of Skwad
>>82711605
>she
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>82711986
He's a total asshole in Injustice (before he blows up), IIRC, right? So we can add that to the list of Flanderizations. It's actually making me kind of sad to see where he went (and we haven't even talked Countdown yet)
>>82708369
Megala 10/10 best character in this book.
>>82712045
>He's a total asshole in Injustice
I mean, so is everyone else
Nate wasn't even that bad in Injustice, he was just unfortunate enough to encounter Murder Woman and Emperor Supes
I was reading some Perez Wondy. it was weird seeming some of these military guys there
>>82708540
>Carol In Space with Abby Brand and Alpha Flight
I just wish there were more Alphans hanging around.
Sending Madison Jeffries back to space might do wonders in getting him away from being the Mitchell Hundred clone he got turned into.
>>82711261
>the frustration
Not to me! !Mi hablar español muy buena¡
>>82708796
>Captain Atom, Hard Right Asshole, dropped acid with Tim Leary.
God damn his character got derailed hard.
>>82709062
Man, Peg's got some weapons grade Daddy Issues.
Her shrink was right about the Electra Complex.
>>82712276
I can kind of fumble my way through but it's not my ideal reading experience
>>82711860
That was who I thought of at first, too.
>>82710394
>fentanyl's easier to get
Yeah, but it's more likely to kill you.
>>82712608
I don't actually mean to make light of fentanyl addiction, it's a horrible crisis of public health.
>>82711415
Is Ted actually buying this?
>>82710825
That building looks suspiciously like a spaceship. Bryant confirmed for disguised alien?
>>82708405
Wait how can an energy being get drunk
I mean that's basically what the Captain and Major are now, right?
>>82711473
Nate is getting really good at inadvertently getting retired military officers killed, isn't he?
>>82710260
guy's just going full Stardust here
>>82714177
No way, nobody's being turned into a head or a man-rat or forced to stare at skeletons in mid-air, Captain Atom does not have a floating observatory where he watches over everyone's every movement, and he definitely does not have a child army.
>>82713763
They both have human bodies that are covered with a weird alien metal. Also while the Captain has energy powers, the Major has power over matter.
atomic bump
>>82710260
Hawkman Approves.
By the way, did Nate get his buzzcut when he became Captain Hardass?
LEGION SIGHTING
Gray Frank posted a cover detail with Supergirl on Twitter and Saturn Girl is in the background
>>82724689
That's cover for his artbook.
>@bradmeltzer
>Cat’s out of the bag so can finally share @ChrisEliopoulos awesome #LegionOfSuperHeroes gift.
@georgegustines
#LLL
what does it meeeeeean
>>82724869
damn, keeping my conspiracy goggles on tight though
I dunno how this managed to stay up like it did, but i'm glad.
atombump
>>82729351
Sometimes the power of bumps works
>>82712045
Captain Atom is just a much better candidate for all this Emperor Superman, Injustice-type stuff that Big Blue gets hit with so often.
>>82711930
Squad is one of my favourite DC comics of all time and we could do it because Ostrander just announced a new project and the movie is coming up.
Captain Atom is a really interesting character, he's Cap but it's 60s->80s instead of WW2-> modern day. I wonder how much of this working is having Eiling be the biggest asshole and letting everyone else react.
I love all these DC 80s stuff that used and commentated on the military and government.
>>82729351
I'm trying to steal some T-Bolts sigel magic for LosH.
>>82730572
That Thunderbolts magic was pure monkey's paw though
Since this thread is still up, I might as well ask now.
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/79530688/#79534316
I found this Captain Atom recs post. It says to avoid Johns and Waid related stuff.
The only time I know Johns wrote Captain Atom was the JSA JLA crossover. Pretty much what happens is Captain Atom appears, sees Johnny Sorrow's face, promptly explodes from the ugliness, and later lands on Despero.
So when did Johns shit on Captain Atom?
And can someone tell me what Waid did?
>>82730892
Huh, I'm not sure.
And I'd hardly count Johns as shitting on him, he's a very minor player but that time-jumping is a clever usage of an established characteristic.
It's a shame we never got a more faithful adaptation of Eiling. We got either a discount General Ross or generic Clancy Brown role. None of them have the pettiness Eiling had.
>>82733211
Eiling has to be both vindictively petty and canny/smart/competent. Hard mix to portray, easy to stereotype.
>>82733211
Don't forget YJ Eiling where he pretends to be supportive of Nate once he's found innocent, but was revealed he keikaku'd his framing and the attempt by the Team to uncover the truth.
Though he still raised Nate's kids.
>>82708028
I always liked how Pat Broderick's art looked a bit weird, a bit "off" but somehow convincing and readable as well.
>>82730892
OH--Waid would be Kingdom Come, wherein Parasite cuts Captain Atom and he blows up and destroys Kansas.
>>82733395
'The Moonstone Problem'
I can't believe this series starts with the literal worst joke I've ever heard in my life.
>>82736110
isn't it great?
>>82736419
Yeah but that joke gave me PTSD. I first heard it when I was 10 years old and my dad stretched it over a two hour drive before he gave me the punchline.
>>82735392
Thanks.
It's been a while since I read Kingdom Come.
