Steven Universe thread
5 HOURS REMAIN
first for jojofags are cancerous
>The downsides of living in Europe
>>82695190
HYPE
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What are we, really?
>>82695230
>shit airs at Midnight GMT
Great fun
At least I don't have shit to do tomorrow
>>82695235
Kangz
>>82695230
>Not watching it live and going to work without sleeping.
How casual can you be?
What will their human names be?
Lapis and Steven are easy but what about the rest?
No /sug/ OP yet?
So how do Steven Universe fans feel about Undertale taking their place as most progressive thing in media?
STREAM WHEN?
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>>82695266
Jasper is a real name too
>>82695299
I don't care
>>82695266
Pearl and Sapphire are also human names tho
Amethyst could just be Amy but she might go with Lafawnda or something equally weird just cuz
>>82695230
This is the price you pay for free college
>>82695253
>Midnight
>GMT
But the OP saids 5 hours not 3
>>82695299
We're good, those "hate it cause it's popular" faggots needed something else already.
>>82695328
It's currently 7pm GMT
>>82695328
Anon check the GMT time
>>82695235
lesbians
>>82695315
thanks, I'm just worried it'll get deleted on sight if it's made too early. Hopefully the mods don't feel like dicks today
>>82695383
I mean, considering 4chan's demographics, that's a stretch.
>SU or True Capitalist Radio
Decisions, decisions
Do we have a definite stream this time round?I'll even take a pony one
>>82695337
woah, Beach Glass is alive!
>>82695266
Go on. Name Pearls child
>>82695216
Obviously OPM is better for SU.
>>82695402
Come on, don't pretend you're not a dyke.
Which gem is the stinkiest?
Damn, I got the last post of the last thread. Mods are on point.
>>82695419
waifu
>>82695253
>could you hand me that sword
I thought Connie was Indian, not Japanese
>>82695416
ayyyy
Now that the hiatus is over I might get motivated enough to start writing again
>>82695425
Amethyst, although Lapis probably smells like old fish from being under the sea so much
>>82695425
Uh, it's obviously AmethystEven though I like the idea of a smelly Pearl
>>82695425
Real Lapis Lazulizes smell terrible if they are cut
>>82695429
Here, take this as a momentum of your achievement.
>>82695446
She's a weeaboo.
>reaching max levels of hype for a gay cartoon
>>82695424L-lewd anon
>>82695446
Eh, it could be she was doing something other then sudoku
so, new episode in 5 hours?
>>82695299
>video games
SU is hardly progressive anyway. The gems don't even have gender so its like "haha jk they're not lesbians they're rocks! rocks can't have sexual orientation!"
>>82695421
>>82695266
>>82695318
A lot of people name their kids after gems and flowers and stuff, so it's not that weird for them to keep their names if they were human, although I don't think many people have the name Pearl nowadays unless they're over 60.
>>82695353
>>82695328
>>82695253
How is everyone fucking this up so hard?
It's currently just gone 6 GMT, 7 BST, 8 CEST.
>>82695424
>>82695467
How do you even know that?
>>82695517
I'm talking about fake human names sinceThe Rubiesmight do something if they actually say that.
>7pm est
>7PM EST
WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT SO LATE NOW? I only woke up because I thought I'd only have to wait 3 hours.
fuck fuck fuck
Posting cutest, goofiest gem
>>82695473
No one has ever saved one of my posts
Thank you anon
>>82695564
>he isn't in the simulator
>>82695419
Gwenyvere Pearl Dewey
>>82695564
I did it for you, sempai. Here's hoping it gets famous on /co/.
>>82695230
>tfw have to wait until tomorrow morning to watch new episodes
At least I'll have something to start me up with.
>>82695425
>Which gem is the stinkiest?
i didn't know your mom was a gem
>>82695235
Monkeys on a rock flying through space at 108000 kilometers per hour
>>82695437
cable
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>>82695579
Fuck off Misha, why do you have to be weird
>>82695523
bruh, obsessive fans know every single useless fact and trivia about gems at this point
>>82695579
This is great. You know what's greater?Liquidmark's take on paheal.
>>82695549
>>82695421
OPM is even more cancerous.
>>82695549
Indeed you are, but you could have posted a picture where she's more prominent.
>>82695610
>implying any of us are American
>>82695633
Do you guys just hate anything where one character punches another?
>>82695636
>>82695299
Nobody cares about Undertale anymoreaside from porn artists
Cause I'm IN TOO DEEP, and I'm trying to keep!
All these gems in the Earth, instead of going under!
>>82695216
yes like i said before, jojo is the naked banana of /co/
>>82695633
>>82695542
love you anon
POST YOUR HYPE FACE
>>82695230
Man up anon. I'm an Europoor as well and I got some important shit too the next morning. But guess what? I will catch a few hours of sleeping in an hour or two and than set my alarm before the episodes airs. How difficult is this?
>>82695519
>BST
I know that the clocks went forward a while ago, does that actually make the timezone different? The clocks go forward in Greenwich too right?
>>82695647
they must really fucking hate garnet
>>82695647
No.
I don't even hate JoJo's, but both fanbases are extremely shit and cancerous.
>>82695216
Dude, we understand that you were butthurt about not being in the CCBA, but here's some advice...get the fuck over it you massive crybaby.
>>82695633
>>82695670
>>82695670
Why is she laughing at salad? Is this a parody of those stock image things?
>>82695616
>>82695670
Far too late for hype.
Really I'm expecting good shit or I'm just dropping this.
>>82695670
>>82695549
God damn that is an incredible Amy. I need more of that.
>>82695190
>pregame thread is archived in like 2 hours
lol
>>82695647
>Do you guys just hate anything where one character punches another?
it's not even about the character, it's the fans they are reaaaaaaally obnoxious. have you seen the comment section the Deathbattle video of Goku vs Superman 2?
>>82695299
I like both and I don't give a shit about "progressive" or whatever that means
If skeletons that like spaghetti is progressive I guess anything is.
>>82695542
that myp2pguide isn't working
>>82695670
>>82695421
No, Hokuto no Ken is clearly better.
>>82695523
i used to have one,then it was cut and i had throw it away like the garbage it is
>>82695190
>5 HOURS REMAIN
Oh snap! I wonder how old this thread is.
>22 minutes ago
FUCK
go away evil fry man
>>82695394
just make it right after the episode premieres. They have no reason to delete it then, knock on wood.
>>82695701
This. Kinda hard to get hyped when 80% of what's gonna happen tonight has been common knowledge for months. I'm happy the show is back and all but I wish they hadn't spoiled tonight's episodes so damn hard.
>>82695299
Nobody here watches it for its "progressiveness"
Only dumblr would do that
>>82695523
i used to have one
predictions for the first /sug/? I'm gonna say 1000+ posts in under 2 hours
>>82695721
How about Claymore.
At least that was all about crazy powerful monster women.
>>82695299
So how do Steven Universe fans feel about Undertale taking their place as most progressive thing in media?
Good. I like this cartoon for being a cartoon not for being a progressive thing in the media. It's annoying when something will get praise, even if it's shit, for just being progressive.
>>82695699
I wouldn't expect much this week.
Now the 18th is when we can get all the episodes in one fell swoop and those babies haven't been spoiled yet.
>>82695670
this image really speaks to me
>>82695762
That always happens though when there's a new episode.
>>82695718
I saw a thing saying it's progressive just because it doesn't tell you what gender the main character is. Plus they're both popular, so I figured it would be fun to make a comparison and see what people say.I wasn't being serious with that post.
>>82695790
cute lapis post more
>>82695762
>2 hours
it's gonna be like 10 minutes at the most
>>82695762
2000+ in under 30 minutes
>>82695190
I hope Steven will fuse with another Gem soon.
>>82695549
amy looks shit, even Peridot in a joker card is cuter
>>82695670
any requests for a lowly drawfag trying to pass the time?
pic sorta related, drew it today
>>82695814
I hope he never does.
>>82695762
I'm so excited to have /sug/ back, /trash/ is too lewd and I hate it
>>82695694
It was a request for discount supervillain I think
Nothing more
>>82695762
imagine the shittiest posting experience you've ever had on /sug/ times two
What episode's airing today? The one with Malachite and the watermelons?
>>82695835
Why?
>>82695807
H*ck yeah more cute lapis
>>82695834
Peridot stripping for Steven
>>82695762
10,057 posts in 19 minutes and 28 seconds.
>>82695855
Because he's a faggot who hates good plot threads.
>>82695190
You can't ignore the universe.
>>82695782
Well we know basically all that happens in SWI.
But we at least still have the mystery of what they do to stop the Cluster, even though there are some promising leads.
Also, if you got normie friends who watch the show but don't follow leaks like I do, it's still gonna be pretty hype to watch it with bros.
>>82695688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
>>82695834
Stevonnie being annoyed that she isn't in this episode
>>82695853
Malachite and Watermelons
Steven and Peridot drilling down to the Cluster
Reminder that Garnet isliterallylove.
>>82695762
~3000 posts by the time the episodes are over.
I wonder if the talkback thread will become a sticky?
>>82695834
This is pretty fantastic.
How about Lapis struggling to lift up a stick with two,count'em, TWOmarshmellows
>>82695834
Blue Cyclops in baseball outfit?
4 things I'm looking forward to today
>Post malachite poofing, maybe we see Jasper
>Reason why Steven doesn't want to destroy the cluster
>What actually happens to the cluster
>Peridot and Steven at the end of the episode
At least these haven't been spoiled yet
>>82695670
My hype knows no bounds
Why don't more artists draw Garnet's butt
I can't wait to bully /co/ with the new reaction images we'll get from this.
>>82695918
>>82695923
that's absurd, maybe for the s3 finale if it's a two-parter
>>82695670
>>82695942
Good question.
>>82695807
>>82695918
Lapfish
>>82695930
The cluster is very pretty and after thousands of years I bet it has some kind of sentient mind
>>82695588
I can't even doing that because we will take a trip in our uniclass in the morning. I have to wait at least to afternoon.
Life is suffering
>>82695787
do you laugh at salads,anon?
>>82695942
As an artist, I will take this as a request for more Garnet butt.
I'll tell the artist's guild.
>>82695958
We'r getting 2 eps and they're both big ones, I have no doubts.
>>82695953
Literally this is tame in both respects
Wait until the post-episode, THATS when /sug/ will return
>4 more hours
Well time to watch another movie and check in on this thread every ten minutes
>>82695948
what, like posting derailing other threads with SU falseflagging? Please don't do that
>>82695957
>>82695670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeNAUOp17c
>>82695670
>>82696025
>>82695981
>>82695880
>Nonsensically angry dickhead
How I missed /sug/
>>82696021
I was kidding.
>>82695953
You kidding? I've been waiting forever for this.
There's something so cathartic and wonderful about shitposting on a blue board compared to red ones.
>>82696036
Post Cute
>>82695670
>>82695981
I had a little more messed up theory, the gems that make up the gem shards are calling to him & want saving
>>82695383
>>82695235
stay woke
>>82695871
steven is not for sexual
>>82696075
i didnt know i needed this in my life
>>82696100
fuck
>>82695670
>>82695985
Thanks anon, the world needs more gem booty
>>82696116
>>82696056
>>82696090
Thanks bud, I still have some stuff I haven't updated since I learned how to properly save turgle images
>>82695670
/sug/ has come to
>>82695266
Ruby's the best freaking human name.
>>82696100
holy heck
I wonder how many Lapis images I'll be seeing in the next 2 weeks. You Lapisfags that have stayed clear of spoilers have no idea what you're in for.
>>82696116
kek, thanks anon
Now try Peridot eating a cheeseburger
>>82695549
The lovely Sardonyx is the best gem indeed.
>>82696163
Alright, who drugged Garnet?
>>82695670
>>82696143
I like this artist so far. Where can I find more of their stuff?
>>82696176
Ruby doesn't need to change her name for a different reason
I want them to become friends.Good friends.
>>82696116
ButtPeri is.
Only a few hours left to make baseless predictions!
>Steven + Peridot fusion
I can't believe it's finally over
>>82696232Lapis is a badass at baseball & wins them the game
>>82696232
>Jasper gets shattered
>>82696226
>>82696232
you mean Tourmaline?Not Watermelon Tourmaline, that was the puffer fish corrupted Gem.
>>82696200
>That eccentric laugh she made
That's when I knew she was my favorite
>>82696226
i would be ok with a redemption arc but i dont see how they could do it
>>82696212
http://sourscreen.tumblr.com/
>>82696255
I hope she does. I hope Sugar has the balls to kill off a character.
>>82695579
Why is steven such a faggot
>>82696275
Not Jasper. Please.
>>82696232
>Steven + Peridot fusion
Nah
But maybe Peri does learn a new ability or something
>>82696252
Baseball episode isn't tonight.
>>82696274
Thanks pal
>>82696232
>>Steven + Peridot fusion
I'd really love to see that, but I want a Pearl/Steven fusion more.
>>82695984yes
>>82696232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KugBfqFNBGI
This but with Peridot and Stevonnie.And then they all fused.
What character do you want to see shattered/killed off and splain' why?
What is peridots fusion music?
>>82696061
>Jotaro x Avdol
Hmm.
>>82696333
Pearl/Steven can never happen now thatBowie is dead. He would've been the perfect voice
>>82696333
I cant see that happening tonight, not unless they leave their pod.
>>82696125
Have some more rare Pearl
>>82695579
>>82696358
Peridot.
>Why?
Because perifags are fucking annoying
OY VEY, THE HOMEWORLD GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>82696361
farts
>>82696358
Peedee.
Because Peedee.
>>82696358
Lapis, She's been through so much already time to end the pain.
>>82696365
They'll have to find a different VA.
>>82696370
I wasn't saying that it'll happen tonight, I just want it to happen at one point or another.
So just for curiosity, has the entire"Super Watermelon Island" episode been leaked?I only remember that clip of the fusion fight at Watermelon Island. Has anything else been leaked since then?
Does anyone have the episode descriptions? What episode is even on tonight? 2 or 1?
>>82696405
out of all the total clips released, 7 minutes out of 11 have been released already
>>82696410
>Does anyone have the episode descriptions? What episode is even on tonight? 2 or 1?
You're sitting at a computer right now and you're telling us you can't just look it up for yourself?
>Still hours until the new episode airs.
>Threads moving faster than they have in months.
>/sug/ at its height known to hit 1600 replies before being archived.
I'm calling it, the first /sug/ will break at least 1800 replies, maybe even hit 2000.
>>82696358
Peri. She used to be a cool science vileness, now she's a toddler and I want her to go away.
>>82696358
Jasper. Fuck jasper she's an ugly bitch and only fanart can make her not look ugly
>>82696245
>02/09/16
>>82696353
me too
>>82695925
thanks glass, i appreciate that
unfortunately lapis isnt my strong suit
>>82696432
sorry, I just thought it was strange that no one has included the episode descriptions in the prethread.
i'll just go back to my hole
>>82696358
Lapis Lazuli
so lapisfags can die
>>82696434
Will anything ever match/hsg/ during Cascade
It's been 4 months
>>82696405
Other stuff has been leaked, but we're so close to the new episode, there's no point in watching the leaks.
>>82696484
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Steven_Universe_episodes
dw bout it m8.
>>82696529
>>82696072
>Not posting the fixed version
>>82696489
They crashed twitter anon, nothing can compare to thatespecially not that shitty finale
>>82696529
Mind your own business.
How are you guys celebrating the hiatus ending?
Ah the Show is back!
[Insert muttering about how embarrassing singing about the Hiatus was, questions about what the fuck we actually doing and hopes that nobody saw us here]
>>82696449
done fuck all since then, best I've got was one job interview
>>82696561
They crashedMSPA, Newgrounds, MEGA and Tumblr
It's actually kind of impressive.
>>82695579
More plz
I started watching the show on a whim this Monday and finished it yesterday. I take it was good timing?
>>82696529
>encouraging blogging
Shatter yourself faggot
>>82695776
It's hypocritical really. They only talk about how progressive shows are if they're already good and popular. Haven't heard shit from Tumblr aboutpic related
>>82696571
Stella's and relaxing.
>>82696611
Yep, you're just in time for the next hiatus!
>>82696571
I don't really care that much.
Ah, It felt like a year...
Wait, OH SHI-
>>82696611
pretty mush perfect anon, now come shitpost with us
>>82696611
Welcome to the ride my friend
enjoy it
>>82696611
Best you can do right now, but you can never trust CNs scheduling of this show.
how long now?
>>82696232
Sonic shows up in Beach City for no reason and Knuckles tries to tear out Steven's gem because he thinks it is a Chaos Emerald.
>>82696571
Dabs and food. The only right way.
4h left
>>82696658
>>82696655
>>82696644
Ty for the warm welcomeand both dubs checked
Which song on the show do y'all like the most? I'm partial to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLmu9lCN0Ps
>>82696664
>tries
>The Cetstal Gems kill him before he even touches Steven
>>82696571
by watching the episode with you anons, despite having to prepare a very important presentation in front of 40 persons tomorow