>one side has Captain Marvel, Blue Marvel, and Vision, Spiderman, ANTS, and She-Hulk
>The other side does not
Seriously. Tony's side has some heavy hitters like SJWhore and Smug Hulk, but Vision and Blue Marvel alone would be enough without Carol. How the hell is this a fair fight?
>>82683951
Bendis is writing, all previously established power levels are now moot.
Tony's side has more minorities.
>>82683951
nice marvel, nice. trying to make captain marvel relevant... a little too late.
>>82683980
What the hell are Whore and Stark going to do to Carol? Power her up?
>>82683995
This is what actually has me worried.
Every single new minority character is on Stark's Side. Whore, Miles, Best girl Kamala, Blacktin America, ect.
>>82683995
sooo, he must be right? obviously he is such a better person
>>82683951
I will never understand why Steve is on Team Minority Report.
seems to go against his freedom boner gimmick
>>82684096
>Blacktin America
"brother america " there FTFY
>>82683951
Iron man's team has 3 people that for all intents and purposes can not die. Why bother?
>Cap standing behind Dyke Marvel
>Thor picking a side
>Cap and DD being on different sides
>This event existing at all
Why
>>82683951
wait why is Falcon not on the same side as Cap? did Sam seriously go traitor?
>>82683951
You're talking about BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
None of these kind of details will matter to what actually happens in his story
>>82683951
Will Tony lose another Civil War again?
>>82684134
Many heroes shouldn`t side with Captain Marvel but then it would be really one sided. Personally I wouldn`t mind seeing something like the majority of heroes fighting against the few who are aligned with a dramatic shift in politics and law but the hook of these events are for the heroes to fight each other.
>>82684274
Marvel desperately wants him to be their new face, so no.
>>82684096
Of course not, I already told you /Bendis/ is writing. Whore and Carol will start tanking each others blows while Tony and Peter are off having lunch somewhere. Meanwhile Black Widow and Hawkeye are doing an MCU reference. Finally, we get the big finale. Kitty Pryde ascends into Goddesshood and is proven to be the Queen of all Civil Wars. She tells everyone to stop and since everyone is on Bendinuity they forgot why they were fighting and go back to being friends. The scene ends with all of them eating.Does anyone have that Bendis bingo board, I think it's a good time to bust that thing out.
>>82684274
Which side has more Jews? That's the winning team.
>>82684152
I`m curious, has anyone in the comic world made the Captain Falcon joke yet? It's low hanging fruit but I get the feeling one of the writers they have wouldn't be above using it.
Didn't they already spoil the ending on which side wins when they revealed their plans for death of X? If it's true then fuck, why bother reading?
>>82683951
If I had to take a guess, I'd say that CW2 will be much more low key and there will be very little actual infighting.
They already said OP's image doesn't actually show true sides, and that lots of people will be switching as the story goes.
>>82683951
WHY THE FUCK IS QUILL THERE
>>82684309
>Bendinuity
>>82684525
as an excuse to shoehorn Kitty into the story.
>>82684274
He's going to get Steve killed again
>>82684525
That has also been bothering me for quite some time but maybe it is related to Thanos being on earth?
>one side has character whose solo is written by Bendis
>Bendis?
>other side has fat cow and piece of furniture
>>82684525
Came to Earth to get some cassettes and decided to fight for freedom and shit.
>>82684525
Because of the GoTG movie.
>>82684620
wait Stark is suddenly all freedom and Cap isn't? was there another axis shift or something stupid like that?
>>82684650
I'm memeing, pay no attention.
What is this war even being fought over?
>>82684678
Inhuman precog a la Minority Report.
>>82684678
Ever watch Minority Report?
>>82684678
On the cover it is about future seeing dude that carol wants to use to stop crime and tony doesn't, but apparently it is largely about Tony being mad rhodey got killed.
>>82683951
When did Carol become a man?
>>82684704
What?
>>82684704
>>82684707
so whos on what side?
>>82683951
>Hawkeye
Fuck, he's dying, isn't he?
>>82684725
Carol is pro Minority Report
Tony is anti-Minority Report
>>82684716
Minority Report with Inhuman flavor. You watched that movie, right?
>>82684725
No idea. I only remember that Kamala is on Tony's side and she'll clash with Carol. I wouldn't be surprised if we got all of those legacies fight originals and shit like that.
>>82683995
That means he's gonna win
>>82684096
>What the hell are Whore and Stark going to do to Carol? Power her up?
shoot her with their non-powering-carol lasers, which they'll have whenever bendis needs them to be able to shoot her
do you even read comics, anon?
>>82683951
So Vision is going to get butthurt at Tony and the Avengers?
Fucking Vision
>>82684398
I dunno, did they?
What have they said with Death of X?
>>82684805
IIRC, the last time Carol and Tony clashed, she was drunk, and he tackled her into a power station and she absorbed a city's worth of power.
>>82684865
ThatCaptain Marvels side will win and the X-men/ mutants will end up in there own separate universe.
>>82683951
Tony has new Hulk, Hercules and Thor. He's not doing too bad himself.
>>82683951
> Tony will win the Civil War.
> Tony is backed by the Empi- the Government.
> Tony's side will hold have the upper hand through the story-arc.
> Steve's Rebel Alliance will be on the run throughout the story-arc.
Do we need John William's score and Tony's armor to develop a wheezy quality to to spell it out?
>>82683951
It's called jobbing.
>>82684274
Tony won the first Civil War. He probably won't win another.
That's assuming either side "wins" and the thing their fighting about isn't revoked at the end regardless.
what do /co/ think of blue marvel i watched a video on him and i like his backstory. what is he like in the current books?
>>82684952
>it was all a what if Ulysess asked himself about telling the Avengers about his powers
>>82683951
CM has Vision, Blue Marvel, the American known as Steve, She-Hulk, Ant-Man, Bucky, and Hackeye. I know they need people for these, but they couldn't pick a worse bunch to represent it.
>>82684953
He's fine, but Ewing has this bad habit of making stories center around him a lot.
>>82684953
is he like super powerful but with a caveat like his powers only work on black people?
>>82684931
Wrong Civil War, m8.
>>82684953
Shittiest origin ever.
>>82684134
But as a guy who fought in ww2 what do you think he'd pick if you told him if he had this power in the 1930's he could stop Hitlers rise to power
>>82684898
Thought Death of X was just about the death of the dream
>>82683951
Because Bendis put all his personal favorites and current projects on one side
>>82685123
Why didn't he do that so far? It's not like time travel doesn't exist.
>>82683951
Civil War 2? This is a joke, right?
>>82684134
>find out this retarded event is miniority report
>find out for some fucking reason Captain muthafucking America is on the pro-pre-crime side
So has it finally happened? Is this the worse era of comics?
>>82685480
Bingo is never a joke
>>82685480
No
They even admitted they shat it out quickly just so they could have something by the movie
>>82684096
Whor beat Odin's ass across the galaxy. Carol is gonna get fucked
>>82683951
why are they going to fight this time?
>>82686054
Minority Report
>>82686054
Minority Report
>>82684953
He had a stupid origin but lucked out on getting attached to Al Ewing who seems to love using him and is doing cool things with him.
>>82683951
I haven't been keeping up with this, what's the conflict this time? And why is Captain Marvel leader?
>>82684736
Nah, he's on New Avengers, and their CWII arc is away from the main event.
He and anyone in that book are fine.
I looked up what minority report was
they're fighting over tom cruise wanting to arrest people before they commit the crime
>>82685604
I hate that the Guardians have a somewhat legitimate excuse to show up, by getting called by both Carol & Tony to provide back-up due to previous membership.
>>82686060
if you could have seen the future
you'd have known your post was unnecessary
![Superstar-Category_Superstar_562x408_romanReigns[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3vdmWvh.png "Superstar-Category_Superstar_562x408_romanReigns[1].png")
>>82686141
Because they desperately want her to be popular and will try absolutely anything to make it stick.
>>82685604
>beast blames cyclopes for something
chuckled
>>82684209
>>82684214
>>82684650
>>82685559
Steve is not exactly on Carol's side, According to Spencer he's going to be mostly neutral
>"Steve is very much aware of the impact him picking a side would have on the conflict, his desire is to end the fighting. He doesn't want a second civil war because he knows the cost of it. He's trying to be Switzerland. It may not be that easy as it goes on. It's going to be challenging for him to remain on the sidelines. His position is that heroes should work together and if we're divided, things will fall apart. That's what he's trying to get through to Tony and Carol."
>http://www.comicbookmovie.com/comics/comics-steve-rogers-returns-to-duty-with-nick-spencer-a141107
>>82686430
oh thank goodness
>>82683951
>what is jobbing?
>>82686430
>>82686510
Weren't they building up for him to fight Sam over something? I thought that was going to be one of the things Civil War 2 was going to be about, the originals vs legacies. Notice how they're all on opposite sides in these images
>>82684444
But they said the same thing about AvX
>>82686553
The closest one I think I've seen is Kamala disapproving of Carol. Sam seems to be copying Richard.
Not really much on the Original vs Legacy thing.
>>82686595
Sam Wilson, not Sam Alexander
>>82686585
The first images we saw for Civil War 2 were Sam Wilson and Tony Stark fighting
>>82686553
They were both upset with each other because they disagreed about the way Sam was handling his crime fighting but it didn't escalate into anything serious, the worst that happened was that Sam made some birds shit on Steve.
They made up during the whole Standoff event tho.
>>82686608
Oh I thought you meant Sam Guthrie.
>>82686646
I'll be honest, all Sams look the same to me
>>82686430
Marvel will not rest until Carol Danvers becomes a man and marries Spider-Woman
>>82686595
>Sam seems to be copying Richard.
He's continuing the Nova tradition to tell the Terran superheroes to fuck off when they start Civil Wars and then ditch Earth for space.
Why does marvel ignore the xmen? Wouldn't they have atleast shown up in the first civil war, seeing that it would make fucking sense for them to be against registration. And don't they have at least a better reason for being involved in this than say the guardians of the galaxy
>>82686824
Cause they don't have the film rights. Thus, they don't want to advertise them in the slightest
>>82686824
Why would Disney want more material for Sony to pull from?
>>82686824
Civil War is just an average tuesday for the X-Men
>>82686839
But didn't the first civil war come out before the much was really big?
>>82686824
They have a mini in this event, but they are also doing apoc wars and death of X in their books at the same time. They are simply overbooked.
>>82686646
>Falcon, Nova, and Cannonball form their own superhero team called the Sensational Sams
>Their main villain is The LeaderAKA Samuel Sterns
>Not to be outdone the Peters do the same and they becomeThe X-Boyfriendsand their villain is Paste Pot PeteKitty's current boyfriend
>>82686858
That was meant to be mcu
>>82683951
who is Blue Marvel?
>>82686901
The mortal enemy of Red Marvel
>>82686915
who is Red Marvel?
>>82686891
Fund it
>>82683951
What is AForces side in all of this? Singularity and Kobik from Pleasant Hill should hang out together and be important
>>82686932
>>82686430
I could have seen steve saying something like
"Sam you need to stay out of this because if either side has a captain america it kind of legitimises the conflict as civil war two" and sam getting defensive and insisting he has to fight.
>>82686921
An unintelligent man from the future who's powered by eating car tires
>>82686921
The mortal enemy of Blue Marvel
What was Carol doing during Civil War 1? I don't remember her at all.
>>82686949
>singularity bound up
>>82686975
iirc she beat up some girls mom
>>82686975
Tony side. Going after Spider-Woman
>>82686975
She was on Tony's side back then
>>82686949
nice
Singularity, Dazzler and stupid witch girl are the only ones I even care about on that team
glad they don't side with Carol
So civil war 0 is coming out next week. It is the one with the big celestial rip offs
>>82686954
Spencer also kind of addresses that
>"Sam's approach as Cap is not changing because [Steve is] back. Steve has made his piece with it and doesn't view his role as telling Sam how to do his job. He trusted him with the role and from there it's Sam's to do as he sees fit. If anything, Steve is a little worried he's taking Sam's spotlight. It was Sam's idea to share the role, and that was Sam's decision. Steve, when he was de-aged, felt completely the opposite. He thought he would go off and do something else. So no, the two are at peace with Sam's activist take and Sam will take a clearer choice in Civil War II."
I guess Sam will take a side but who knows what Steve will think about that but he'll at least respect Sam's decision.
>>82686975
Why can't we get old Carol in current Carol's costume?
>>82686975
She was pro-reg and believe it or not headed a covert operation to take out villains before they did anything
>>82687026
Tits and ass is sexist anon
>>82686975
She beat up a friend in front of her daughter.
>>82686430
Well Spencer is writing him as neutral, who knows what the fuck Bendis will be doing to Steve.
Best case scenario would be for him to ignore Steve and let Spencer work it out but one of the Iron Man comic solicits will have Steve has a guest star and him and Tony are going to talk and knowing how much of a sucker Bendis is for their friendship (which is so fucking beyond repair at this point but Bendis always has them make up) he's capable of having Steve throw his support for Tony and give him freedom speeches Bendis style.
Also all the characters Bendis likes, his favorite, his waifu, his husbando, his OC, and his self insert are all on Tony's side so he's biased as fuck already.
>>82687018
>If anything, Steve is a little worried he's taking Sam's spotlight.
What a crock of horseshit.
>Oh hey Steve you're back and way more capable of being Captain America than I am.
>It's cool I'MMA LET CHU BE CAP AGAIN IF U WANT, BUT I'MMA KEEP DIS SHIELD DOE
It's almost like Marvel has some kind of agenda.
>>82687037
Shame, they already brought back her personality so at least there's that. We're just a step away....
>>82687089
she deserved it
>>82687102
Their agenda is... to keep Sam as Captain America while also having Steve be Captain America?
I think it's pretty believable for someone like Steve to not be petty and tell his friend to whom he passed the mantle that he can't do it anymore.
>>82686949
Spot Shulkie.
>>82687102
Steve never kept the shield, he gave it to Sam and went to do a new one.
Steve was worried about taking Sam's spotlight and that Sam wasn't getting good PR which is why he made a whole press conference to endorse Sam.
Are you one of those buttmad cbr cunts?
>>82687130
OH THE WHITE MAN TAKING OVER THE BLACK MAN JOB THAT'S RACIST ANON
Or something like that. You know how stupid Marvel are now man, why are you using logic
>>82687152
I don't really get why Sam would want to be Captain America when the regular one is more than capable of doing the job. It's not as if Falcon wasn't regarded as a great hero in-universe.
>>82687227
He only did it because Steve got old and Steve asked afterwards he liked it then Steve got young again, Sam was ready to give it back then Steve said "No, you be Cap" then Sam said "Why don't we both be Cap? there's like two guys running around calling themselves Spider-Man so why the fuck not?" and then Steve complied.
Also Sam gave the role of Falcon to some Mexican guy that's his sidekick.
>>82687130
It's up to Sam to not be a fucking douchebag and return the mantle to where it rightfully belongs. To fucking Steve Rogers. Sam is not Captain America. He will never be Captain America. Not while Steve is alive.
But no. Marvel has to have those diversity points don't they? Black Cap, white Cap. Black Spider-Man, white Spider-Man. Female Thor, Male Thor. Female Star-Lord, Star-Lord.
Are you seeing the pattern yet?
>>82687283
Both Sam and Steve want him to be Captain America you fucking retard.
>Civil War II
what just happened?
>>82687658
Comics have to try to cash in one movie viewers even though they've never managed to translate it to actual sales
>>82684096
>>82687098
>Miles
is with Carol's side.
>>82683951
Why does Carol look like that bitch coach from glee?
>>82686430
Why is Albert Wesker screaming at Tony?
It's the reverse of the last civil war where Tony had fucking SENTRY on his side.
dude could have taken all of caps side solo if he even tried.
>>82684096
anyone with thor powers can smash carol in the face with mjolnir and win the fight.
you're really really overrating carol.
>>82684096
Carol fanboy fanboying this hard.
>>82687882
>>82687913
It's worth noting that ANAD Avengers gave Mjolnir back it's time powers so uh....
>>82684985
i wouldnt even be mad if this happens. its better then fucking up the canon
>>82686824
Fuck the X-Men, where's the fuck is ghost rider at?
>>82684309
>Kitty Pryde ascends into Goddesshood
Is this not already happened in Black Vortex? I remember her going full Madoka at the end but don't know how it ended.
>>82684134
He's not, he's just there for the cover. It was confirmed that he's neutral, trying to negotiate the conflict.
Tony's side has THE POWER OF THOR.
There's no real fight to be had here.
ROCKET IN THE TITS
>>82686824
they were already registered
>>82683951
X-Men should kill them all.
There would be finally a peace for everyone
>>82686824
The X-Men showed up during Civil War. From what I recall they were living in a nuclear bunker or some shit at the time. They'd been depopulated during M-Day and Cyclops didn't want to risk their surviving active Mutants in a major conflict.
There was...I'm recalling (but I could easily be imagining it) there was tension on the order of the X-Men had fought registration in the past so they surely wouldn't side with Tony with may or may not have lead to claims of "where were you when we were being registered?" I really could be wrong about that, confusing it with Emma's tantrum about how the Avengers didn't help with crap like the Genosha Genocide, which was pretty BS given that was just the usual X-Men writing where they have major world shattering catastrophes ever other week but it almost always plays out like they're in it alone with no one else helping them. Like they barely exist alongside the other heroes and villains until an event forces them together.
>>82688517
But he shouldn't be neutral, he should be aggressively against it.
Blue Marvel is still a thing?
Also
>Reading comic events
>>82686430
Remember when Carol was attractive and well written? When she was Ms. Marvel she was already becoming the prominent female hero face, but then they began pushing way to hard and now most fans ignore her.
Could someone explain me what is this? Civil War 2? What?
>>82690100
Read the thread. It's Minority Report Marvel edition
>>82690055
>Remember when Carol was attractive
Yes
>and well written?
No
>>82690100
>We need a Civil War book on the shelves to coincide with the MCU Civil War movie so the normies will buy books by name association, even of the two stories are nothing at all alike.
This might be the first event that nobody is excited for. CBR, Reddit, Tumblr, NOBODY is excited for this.
>>82684215
This picture triggers me every time L see it
>>82690202
We sure do talk about it a lot though
>>82686141
Bendis is plagiarizing Minority Report. That's all you need to know to understand the conflict oh and War Machine and Captain Marvel were apparently dating before he got killed by Thanos (the few pages of them "being a couple" was some of the most robotic shit I have ever seen written) and that She Hulk got a missile to the breasts.
>>82690241
Because bad ideas fuel a lot of hilarity.
Just like BvS
>>82686159
Oh man, you weren't in the Hawkeye thread from a few days ago were you?Bendis seems to have a thing for killing Clint in his events
>>82690283
Is She-Hulk dead?
>>82687227
Actually the reason was that Sam had basically given his blessings to another guy to be Falcon like a week or two before Cap being de-aged so he was like "shiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet" and then Steve told him they both could be captain america since spider-man is doing the same shit with his name.
>>82684898
I don't see how from a story standpoint that's beneficial, there would be no more crime to stop
>>82690318
Original leaks said she did die, but after the plot was leaked Bendis had to rewrite the thing (changed the future seeing Inhuman's name to something else besides Homer which was his original name), so maybe She Hulk is now alive.
>>82690318
As of now she's 'barely breathing' but apparently she's the big death later on.
If they do I'm dropping Marvel.
Carol looked fine with her old-new haircut
Why are did they turn her into a boy?
>>82690313
That's exactly what Marvel wants. For the past decade Marvel has been making money off of this junk like this. Someone out there is going to buy it just because they hear it's a trainwreck and they want to see it for themselves
>>82686949
Anyone know who's the artist on this now?
I saw the artist change they did that one issue that looked like total dogshit, dropped it then lever looked back
>>82686975
She was a SHIELD goon
>>82690368
FEMINISM!
>>82690396
The only changed the artist once for 5-7, and we don't know if it changed for 8.
>>82690166
You know what's truly sad? Marvels last movie tie-in book was Rage of Ultron and that was fucking amazing, I guess it was to much to ask for a second well written tie-in book
>>82690166
>normies
>buying books
>>82690474
BECAUSE TO BECOME A STRONG WOMAN, YOU MUST ACT AND LOOK LIKE A MAN!
>>82683951
Wait, why are Daredevil, Falcon and Cage on Iron Man's side? I'm a little out of the loop on this civil war, what's the deal?
>>82689866
He probably IS against it, but remember that the first Civil War ended with Steve deciding to surrender and call off the battle, because escalating the situation became far worse than the alternative of not standing up for an ideal. It's probably the same here. He'd be fighting against Captain Marvel... IF he hadn't gone through the first Civil War event.
>>82690516
Rage of Ultron was a phenomenal Hank/Ultron book, it felt like the best way to end both their stories, but of course comics will be comics and they'll return.
>>82690607
They're already returned last year.
>>82690623
That was just an epilogue/"coming soon" thing, they still haven't had a real appearance apart from that tiny sliver but he will soon enough in Uncanny Avengers.
>>82690519
You fool.
They'll buy it because of name association. Like I said.
>>82690638
Ah thanks for clearing that up, I don't actually bother with most of the Marvel series anymore.
>>82684309
>>82690659
No, it's funny cause normies have never and will never buy a comic book.
You know how many people watch the Marvel movies? Millions.
You know how many of those they've managed to translate to comic sales? A fucking handful of them.
>>82690708
Which characters did Bendis create anyway?
>>82690724
Miles, maybe Jessica Jones will show up.
>>82685604
Remind me, what's Bendis speak?
>>82690848
Bendis speak?
>>82690724
geez, I don't know anon, maybe the motherfucking Inhuman that's gonna give us the fucking civil war?
>>82690346
With her mocking reader "what, you thought I'd go down that easy?".
>>82683951
>That Deadpool
The part that gets me is
>>Sides aren't drawn until 4th issue.
That's halfway through the fucking event. And knowing Bendis pace, there probably will just be one big brawl of hero vs. hero and that's it. That's really pathetic.
>>82690708
You can mark that Inhuman space too, anon, since an Inhuman sparks the event.
I liked how Avengers Alliance dealt with this and it's almost certainly guaranteed to be better than what the event is. On one side, Ultron nukes the world. On the other, High Evolutionary turns everybody into Saurons. Then you open up the true path where you convince the heroes fighting each other is dumb and beat up Carol, Tony, High Evolutionary and Maximus (Carol and Tony refused to listen to reason).
>>82691151
I only read the first two sentences and already that Facebook game has a confirmed better story than the comic.
>>82690723
It still obviously exists as a way to cash-grab at the name "Marvel Civil War." Otherwise, it wouldn't have coincided with the movie. Marvel threw out this half-assed event just so there'd be extra merchandise on the shelves for people who wanted it.
And the normies buy all kinds of fake nerd shit. Look at all the idiots buying up Big Bang Theory and Dr. Who funko pop "figures," for their fake geek cred.
>starlord
I give Bendis an inch, he takes a fucking mile
>>82691224
So this shit is your fault then
>>82683951
They have a Hulk, and I think the hooded girl is America Chavez.
>>82691224
The guy added THanos to this event.
What are they even fighting about? Who gets to fuck kamala?
>>82691511
A Thanos that used a gun and was beat in one panel after She hulk got a rocket to her tits.
>>82691488
Yep, that's her. She's a pretty heavy hitter.
>>82683995
well the other side has 2 Black Americans, a Green American and a Spider American.....
So why is Tony anti-minority?
>>82683951
At least Tony isn't on the fascist side of the war this time.
>>82691682
Probably a morals thing, most people would be against the idea of punishing someone before they even think of committing a crime.
>>82691511
Ah, yes. That explains it. One Quill can buttfuck Thanos.
>>82691726
Yeah I figure, but I mean I didn't expect Tony to be on the moral side.
He tends to be obsessed with control in one way or another.
>>82691797
I think it's also that trying to change the future usually means it's going to be even more fucked up, which was been proven again and again in the comics (and Asgardians can sing whole Edda's about this shit) and Tony just figured that MAYBE they should not open that can of worms so soon after the whole Battle World fiasco.
>>82691797
Might also have to do with how much time fucking fluctuates, so basing decisions on a guy that sees the future is retarded because that future he's seeing will likely be changed in an hour. Wait, fucking Carol just saw that the past and future were in a constant flux, ever changing in The Ultimates, if anything she should realize the futility of her own plan. Ah but wait, Bendis is a fucking moron, that explains it all.
>>82690237
Especially because Marvel has rewritten history. Bendis was one of half a dozen creators to get the Ultimate verse going. He wrote Spidey. The big Ultimate books were by Millar, Ellis. Hell, Orson Card wrote Iron Man and BKV and Kirkman wrote X-men.
And instead of using Ultimate End to honor the big lasting books like Ultimates or UF4 they instead chose to feed Bendis delusion that he was somehow responsible for the Ultimate verse.
>>82690283
>>82690318
No, unfortunately. It would be awesome to have a totally awesome she-hulk, but nobody cares about Jen, unlike the Hulk.
>>82690341
Because it won't be right. The system will be fucked up or abused maliciously. Everyone on the smug notLiberal side will lecture the notConservatives about how freedom blah blah means doing whatever you want unless a homo or a black person wants something different.
>>82691849
I wonder if her trying to change the future is what actually kills Rhodey and Tony is using that as ammo.
>>82690776
Daredevil, he didn't create him but Bendis has a MAD thing for the Man without Fear.
>>82691224
>fucking miles
fixed
>>82691488
why can't they just kill her bitch ass
>>82691797
Tony would be one of the first to get locked up himself
>>82691151
Heh, what is funny is that the writers for Avengers Alliances have almost always fixed every storyline that they've made, like with AvX, Infinity and Fear Itself (except for AoQuiptron, but that is probably due to Whedon).
I wonder if what happened in the game is also how things end up in the comic, with Tony and Carol sucking their egos up to fight against the true threat, and acting like he-nah, this is Bendis we're talking about, it will end up with a stupid ass shit that will "redefine" the Mahvel Universe and make shit even more retarded.
>>82690862
Yeah, Bendis Speak(I think Bendis does that)
>>82683951
Why the FUCK would Cap be on the precrime side? The side that is shitting on the tennant of American justice "innocent until proven guilty"? Fucking Bendis
>>82690708
>Implying Scarlet Witch getting shit on isn't a good thing
>>82683951
How can Iron man even fight against Carol?
In the movies he got beat single handidly by Cap with months of prep.
>>82692075
Iron man is a genius character, meaning when he needs to win he will just pull out the Carolbuster armor he just happen to have.
So why do the heroes on the other side of the planet never get involved with this shit?
It always seems like the American heroes and villains are the only ones who care about this and for some reason the GOG too
>>82683951
>cap in carol's side
WHAT
WHY
This is retarded, dropped
>>82692095
>Carolbuster armor
Aka Iron Cock
>>82692095
Wait, can't you technically arrest someone before they commit a crime already? If you can prove intent?
The predictions can just help steer you in the right direction to collect evidence and still prevent the crime. Unless Cap M wants to just use the predictions themselves as evidence, which I can see people having a problem with.
>>82692348
>Wait, can't you technically arrest someone before they commit a crime already? If you can prove intent?
You can't prove intent without evidence. Gathering and processing evidence takes time. By the time all the preparations are made, the crime is already committed. The whole purpose of trying to prevent the crime is lost.
>>82690708
What was the continuity mistake?
>>82692310
Too dangerous. Tony might fall victim to it too.
>>82692391
Yeah, I meant if someone is planning a crime there may be physical evidence to prove intent and arrest them before they commit it. The predictions could help with that.
Unless it is just a spur of the moment crime. Then arresting them before they even have the idea seems wrong.
>>82687283
I'm seeing that you're kind of racist and probably white :^)
>>82690368
She has to be butch to balance out Spider-Woman's femme, that's how the Lesbian Equation works.
>>82692033
Bendis?
As in Brian Michael Bendis, the guy who writes comics?
Comic writer, Brian Michael Bendis writes comic dialogue in a specific way?
>>82693200
I don't know if people are memeing when they say this but you do know you're going to get another Korrasami on your hands if they do end up lesbians, right? You'd be opening the floodgates to so many tiers of stupid if it becomes canon.
>>82690571
He's on Carol's side of most artwork, he probably agrees with her philosophically but wants to end the fighting more than anything else.
>>82693286
>but you do know you're going to get another Korrasami on your hands if they do end up lesbians, right?
Not really. Carol and Jess have always been a bit too close and danced on that little line. Unlike Korrasami.
In fact you could argue all other relationships they push on either of them are stupid because it would make way more sense for them to be together with one another.
>>82693371
Go away Claremont.
>>82693345
He's there because his Buckyfu is there.
>>82693345
Who is the dwarf?
>>82693401
Puck.
>>82693371
True in a sense but the execution will likely be bad and I wouldn't doubt if some hack decided to take the "GIRL LOVE IS THE PUREST" angle. I just doubt it can be done in canon with any level of competence.
>>82693345
>midget fighting a blind man
Because they can't fight non-handicapped people, Marvel?
>>82683951
>Best side has all the horrible people
>Cowroll Danvers side has all the best bros
BEING PRO-FREEDOM IS SUFFERING
>>82686430
>He doesn't want a second civil war because he knows the cost of it.
My sides, the cost was Captain America dying, he is too scared to be killed again
>>82693593
>DD
>Horrible.
Just point him at the badguys and shoot.
Broken bones for days.
>>82693612
>Cap it's time for another Civil War!
>Cap walks out of the building.
>Phones Tony. "Not this time motherfucker".
>>82683951
>Carol vs Dr Strange
>Strange summons the bands of Cytorak
>"CYTORAK, YOU ARE UNDER AREST!"
>>82684134
>Team Minority Report
>Because one of the sides has ALL of the minorities
You cheeky cunt
>>82693441
I liked the idea more when they were both feminine
>>82686430
>He's trying to be Switzerland
Making millions off conflicts?
>>82693725
Cyttorak with gun?
>>82687747
makes sense for all the spider-sense folk to support pre-crime, I guess
