Which creators would win in a rap battle?
MY NAME IS CEREAL BOSS
obviously the one with the black guy
Johns is from Detroit, my money is on him
>>82675365
I dunno i can see Lee being one of those asain guys who can rap at 200000 words per minute and balancing it out
>>82675414
You forget, Bendis has like 20 black friends. He could probably take the battle on his own.
>>82675475
>This is the rap.
>The rap?
>The rap.
>The rap from the rapper.
>The rapper?
>The rapper.
>Who raps?
>Who raps.
>Dope.
Somehow I get the feeling that Jim Lee would go straight Ice Cube circa 1991 on his former Marvel compatriots. Pull a "No Vaseline" if you will.
Bendis would make a rap that doesn't do shit until the last minute, but then right when it ends you get excited and want more
I know which would win in a fist fight.
>>82675666
tone it down, Satan
>>82675562
>>82675300
Morrison would probably get fucking mxyzptlk or some shit to Rap his battles
>>82675760
Why does this exist
>>82675813
Because Bendis.
>>82675300
>Dogfucker betrays Marvel for DC
>7 against 4
>He's so bad, he brings the whole ship down
Marvel wins
>>82675300
Hitler did nice rap battles. i think he and his team will win.
>>82675475
>>82675621
>>82675835
>>82675760
>>82675562
A question please , how could you question me.
Wanna shoot this breeze shorty sit on your knees
I'll adress these plebes on my mad greed, you wanna test me, come on and test these Dees.
See I made bomb green since the Ninties,when Jokey, Joe Qee-sada wanted more cheese
...
Had me join the knights, when that scene was on Freeze
Had to go Ultimate built for a higher Caliber
Got Jemas to add it up god of Spidey stamina
Rich while your stacks empty as my Barber's College fund
Here's some fun, count every Mil I make till my job is done,I could write four bombs,'fore Bond could get his groove on,
and still have enough left by to buy a new sun.
It's Sunday,but some day you might do..Ah
I cant even finish your carrer is Diminished who could possibly witness the buisness of Bendis
You hate me and I'm eveywhere like a car alarm, while your futures darker than two thirds of my daughters are
You want another song?
I can decompress a mess, and spin good till the dawn is on
Wake up,pay up, jizz out a Spidey marathon.
My beat on repeat like Sadam
Kill a couple dozen cousins and camels and bodyguards, stall for time, pay offs not what they pay me on
Is it just me or do the DC guys smiles look more genuine?
>>82675957
they are also not a bunch of fat slobs so that helps
>>82675778
Morrison would get fucked up on LSD and create a tulpa, Marsh-El, the Superman of Earth-8M, to do it for him.
>>82675300
I have such a crush on Morrison, he is so cute. That said, I still would pay cash money to not have to witness this rap battle.
Bendis :
I'm not your normal definition of a comic star
I don't complain when my private jet is subpar
Ya mom's old, but I'll ask if she's your sister
People say I'm charming, bu-but I beg to differ
I feel more humble than Dikembe Mutombo
After a stumble left him covered in a big pot o' gumbo
I guess in a way, bein' gracious is my weakness
People say I'm so unpretentious for a genius
>>82675300
it's funny because humprhies went to DC
>>82675300
Who is the guy ruining Morrison/Johns worlds finest pose and why is he ruining their pose
>>82676099
John Romita Jr, ruiner of much things.
>>82675883
Who's dogfucker?
>>82676264
Humphries.
>>82675300
well, from the look of those very old promo images, I'd guess they only serve salad in the DC canteen
you don't win friends with salad
>>82676322
No wonder Marvel is doing better. They're actually feeding people over there.
>>82676322
>>82676388
You know it takes a lot of calories to maintain muscles. The Marvel writers are just lazy and eat a lot of crap while writing.
>>82675954
>I cant even finish your carrer is Diminished who could possibly witness the buisness of Bendis
>>82675300
Morrison just looks so dope. I wish I could go bald just to attempt at coping his swag.
>>82677552
You hate me and Im everywhere like a car alarm, and your futures darker then two thirds of my daughters are
>>82676322
>thinking you can get swole with just salad and greens
Go to /fit/ you uneducated slob and re-evaluate your life.
>>82676322
DC is way more /fit/ than Marvel though
>>82682743
>>82680676
you guys totally grasped the wrong end of that particular stick
well done, jockhood awaits
