I want SpongeBob to get Cancelled
Done, it is replaced with SPONGEBOB NIGHTS, a dark spinoff about sexy supernatural mysteries with none of the original voice cast. It will be written by Damon Lindelof.
It gets cancelled as soon as it becomes genuinely great again. Stephen Hillenburg commits suicide.
>>82651925
Great, now Breadwinners is Nickelodeon's golden child.
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>>82652010
But that's a good thing
>>82651925
nah, uses this precious monkey paw on canceling PPG reboot.
>>82651925
Tom Kenny and Stephen Hillenberg die in a car crash with a produce truck shipping pineapples. Both the truck and car careen off a bridge into the ocean.
>>82652067
None of that is a good thing.
What would happen if you wish for an objectively bad thing to happen? Like if you wish for the entire world to suddenly ignite or some shit?
>>82651925
>Sponge Bob is gone but replace by a live action Sponge Bob
>>82652107
Granted. It gets a reboot with the original cast(including voice actors) but its only on mtv with humor of the mtv audience
>>82652137
>A local street performer plays a mournful dirge on a flute
Done, It is Replace by Camp Cartoon Network with Poop Jokes and The Characters are Shitty, It will be made by Vonderhaar
>>82652044
I will never understand why breadwinners gets so much hate, its a fun show.
>"I want a new Teen Titans cartoon!"
>>82652588
>Breadwinners
>A fun show
>>82651925
>It gets Canceled but gets replaced with another bad Jimmy Neutron spinoff, focusing on Carl.
>>82652588
I never saw it but I doubt it could get any worse than the episode of Sanjay and Craig where they literally taste a piss soaked mattress.
>>82652228
Clone High was for a mtv audience
>>82651925
>Spongebob is canceled
>Replaced by low budget CGI New Spongebob cartoon
>>82652636
it is though, I like all the singing
>>82652780
give a watch some time, its a fun little show. Here, this is probably my favorite episode of it
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Breadwinners/Episode-014-Night-of-the-Living-Bread?id=36961
>select all images with bread
>>82651925
I wish that 4chan, tumblr, and reddit combined into one clusterfuck conglomerate site
>>82652067
It's not in the fucking slightest
On that note, I want the Loud House cancelled
>>82651925
I want the Superhero movie flood to stop.
>>82652956
You play a dangerous game, Anon.
>>82652956
you are toying with powers you cannot control, anon
stop this madness before it's too late, for all of us
>>82652908
>I like all the singing
>Decides to look at episode link
>cringes at the Thriller parody that takes a shit over the original.SOMEBODY KILL ME
>>82652170
intent of the wisher probably matters, maybe it ignites but only after the important shit is somehow protected just so you can't get what you wanted
>>82653235
huh, what's wrong with an homage?
I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.
>the paw implodes into a black hole
>>82652170
The world ignites, but nobody dies, ensuing a world of long indescriptible pain
>>82652588
>>82652908
>>82653415
Can somebody please explain to me how ANYONE can enjoy this shit?
>>82652044
No, Nick is now out of business and sold off everything to NBCUniversal.
>>82651925
I wish that Venture Bros. got a new season every year at the same quality as its been!
I wish that Space Ghost: Coast to Coast were a real show, actually hosted by spaceghost, with a national audience!
I wish Mako were alive to be the voice for the new Samurai Jack thing!
>>82651925
Granted, but it's replaced with a Patrick Star spinoff show by Seth McFarlane.
>>82653970
>I wish that Space Ghost: Coast to Coast were a real show, actually hosted by spaceghost, with a national audience!
That sounds awful
I want ReBoot to come back!
>Created by Michael Hefferon, Reboot: The Guardian Code is based on the original ReBoot created by Gavin Blair, John Grace, Phil Mitchell and Ian Pearson. The YTV series was the first of its kind–a fully CG animated television series. Ahead of its time, the original series electrified viewers with its groundbreaking animation style and stories of heroic Guardians who battled viruses inside computer systems. Twenty years later, ReBoot: the Guardian Code upgrades that original concept for today’s tech savvy kids.
Transcending age groups with appeal to kids, tweens and teens, ReBoot: the Guardian Code is an adventure-comedy series about four teens (Austin, Parker, Grey and Tamra) who discover that they’re next-gen Guardians with a mission to save the world, by defending it in cyberspace. The Internet revolutionized the world, but it also left it vulnerable to attack. With the help of VERA, the last surviving cyberbeing from the original Guardian Program, our heroes stream into cyberspace where they use their awesome code-based powers to battle viruses that have been unleashed by a ruthless hacker. Known only as the Sourcerer, he seeks to rule the world by controlling cyberspace. Original fans of the show will be happy to hear that Megabyte will be back and he’s getting a major upgrade. ReBoot will showcase leading edge technologies and bring coding into the mainstream for kids.
When Austin, Parker, Grey and Tamra are not trying to stop viruses from overloading a nuclear power station, or remotely opening a dam to flood a city, or playing Criss Cross Crash Hour with a city’s transportation grid, our heroes are being typical teens: arguing with their parents over curfews; dealing with crushes; or trying to avoid getting suspended for skipping class when they’re really on a cyber mission to save the world!
your not the only one .
>>82653970
>I wish Mako were alive to be the voice for the new Samurai Jack thing!
Your wish is granted. Mako Iwamatsu lives again. He is ripped from the infinite peace of the afterlife and forced back into his sickness-riddled body- a body that cannot die again, because your wish specified that he continue to live to voice Aku in the new Samurai Jack project.
And he does. Do you know what actually killed Mako, anon? Esophageal cancer. Extremely painful, in its late stages. Eating and drinking are very difficult, let alone talking. But he does it anyway. He does the Aku voice, even though it causes him excruciating pain. He has no choice- these were the terms of your wish, and he won't be free from this agony until he fulfills his magically-compelled obligation.
All throughout the recording sessions, he is haunted by the memory of the afterlife. The peace, the painlessness- it makes everything seem small. It makes living people and their concerns seem petty. In addition to living in agony for every waking moment, he finds he can no longer relate to people who haven't been dead. Even the meetings he attends for survivors of near-death experiences aren't much help. After all, he can tell when someone is lying about it just for attention, and even when he can't, he's not totally sure everyone's experience in the afterlife is the same.
His only hope for reprieve is to finish the job. Just finish it, and then he's free. The day finally comes to show the completed reel to Turner Broadcasting.
They love it. They love it so much that they order five seasons.
They want more focus on Aku. Maybe even a redemption arc. A 10 year plan for the series and its potential spinoffs is hastily devised. Mako weeps.
But hey, it really is a GREAT show.
>>82654494
fuck, anon
brb ugly crying
>implying they'll ever cancel Spongebob.
>>82653970
>I wish that Venture Bros. got a new season every year at the same quality as its been!
A season is now two episodes long.
I wish DC would take more chances with their B and C level heroes/villains
>>82652956
Granted.
>>82651925
I wish for a turkey sandwich.
>>82654494
>>82655644
It's haunted
>>82655540
Seriously, what the fuck is up with the 6 episode season? After about 2 years of nothing.c
>>82653626
This is one of those cases where you can easily see the underage faggot.
>>82652956
Granted. You have to moderate it and read every post.
>>82655678
and the turkey's a little dry.
>>82652607
>somehow, control freak found a way to end the Titan's world and create the GO version
>he regretted this decision in the end
Made me laugh
>>82654494
It's always a pleasure to see truly the truly talented create #OCforCO.
I wish Jim Steinman's Batman musical got made.
>>82651925
I wish Adventure Time never existed, just to see the consequences of RS being the only new show in 2010
I wish DC got a decent director for their live action cinematic universe
>I want Dredd to get a sequel!
>>82651925
The entire TV services gets shut down so there won't ever be more series, all we got left are movies from the cinema and that's all.
>>82653626
personally I never liked the powerpuff girls, guess it turns out different people can enjoy different things
amazing, huh?
>>82658504
Netflix and hulu, anon
>>82651925
I want The Simpsons to get cancelled. Oh, and I also want /co/'s interests to stop overlapping with Tumblr so often.
>>82654494
jesus christ
>>82651925
I want JL the movie
>>82653970
>wishing someone back from the dead
man, they cover that one in the original story. goddamn son, you're super bad at this.
What if you asked "I want no ill effects for my other wishes?"
>>82652588
>hideous chubby cheek artstyle nigger birds
>fun
>>82657655
>>82658840
you two are fucking retarded, he was obviously using that as a reaction image to the abomination that is breadwinners
>>82654494
Just great. This is why the husband wished the son back in his grave.
>>82658912
Granted.
/co/'s interests overlap with reddit now.
>>82654494
>>82652956
This is literally /co/
>>82655782
its 2 people doing most of the writing work and the longer seasons were killing their quality and drive
>>82658912
>Oh, and I also want /co/'s interests to stop overlapping with Tumblr so often.
Do people really care about what tumblr thinks or is it just a joke?
>>82651925
I wish every main character from every comic and cartoon to be a broken alcoholic.
>>82663094
Granted: Carol Danvers is now the starring character of all media.
>>82654494
Dope. Thanks!
>>82663135
Fuck. I really didn't think this one through.
>>82651925
NOW INTRODUCING A FLASH ANIMATED SPONGEBOB SHOW! Each episode is 5 minutes and they use voice clips from previous episodes.
>>82654154
MORE LIKE LET IT PEE
>>82654494
THIS ISNT WHAT I WANTED
>>82654494
meh
>>82654494
I wish every wish I was going to make wouldn't backfire in any way.
>>82652588
>>82664128
Granted. Now instead your wishes simply never come true.
>>82651925
I want Creepy Susie to be real and I want her to be obsessed with me.
>>82651925
I want RWBY to get raped by wolves and Superman.
>>82662967
you know these stories about travelers who met savage tribes and convinced them they are gods? Stories about them fooling the natives by giving them gifts claiming they would do this and that even though they were just regular objects? Its basically that, tumblr is special because people think its special
>>82666365
Granted, she has a very uncanny look due to the artstyle not properly translating to three dimensions and wants to kill you and wear your skin
I want /mlp/ and every single general on this board to get deleted and their subjects banned
I wish RWBY becomes a really good show next Volume.
>>82651925
and the last few episodes are all on par with Band Geeks
>>82666686
I wish RWBY get killed off with Yang being my sex slave.
Will you make me a sandwich?
>>82666365
This is the most pathetic thing I've read the whole week.
>>82666365
I wish this anon would reevaluate his life choices.
I wish I had the guts to kill myself.
>>82666618
So just delete /co/?
>>82664224
but how can this wish backfire if he wished for it to not backfire?
>>82651925
I wish South Park went back to the humor it had it in it's prime, and not "News Article of the Week Reference Fest."
(I know half a dozen people are going to say that the newer seasons were funny and made them laugh. Cool, go watch Brickleberry Seth MacFarlanes new show instead).
>>82652956
Now it's called 2ch.hk.Everyone speaks in hipster-russian.
Which is broken English.
>>82667234
zero downside to not having your wishes come true. not a backfire. just a failure to launch.
>>82667257
Wish granted. Matt and Trey get tired of the show, and decide to end it on that season.
I wish that the guys behind The Clone Wars and Rebels would adapt the Knights of the Old Republic games for Netflix (and fit them into the post-Legends Star Wars continuity).
>>82667257
>Southpark just keeps recycling all the jokes from the early seasons, not only fails to be topical but is frankly dated in its references
>>82667286
you mean Nadsat?
>>82667368
You know what cancellation is better then whatever's going on now. They could start something new or different.
>>82667368
Wish granted, now Clone Wars and Rebels are non-canon.
I wish for a nudist version of Icarly.
I also wish something bad happens to that stupid Flanders.
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and AND I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself and I don't want any weird surprises you got it?
>>82667368
Wish granted, it's called the Mission Vao show, also features a Cathar whining about herself more than it features Revan and HK-47 never makes an appearance.
>>82667961
the turkey is dry, the bread has a tiny bit of mold on it and the mustard has some dry crusty mustard that was stuck on the cap in it.
>>82668076
Oh foul and a cursed thing what demon from the depth of hell created the!
>>82652196
The only way that would work is if it was Adult Swim levels of bizarre and depressing.
>>82655782
I totally lost interest in that show when Brock left.
I don't even want to know what the characters are like now.
>>82668539
You're an idiot.
I want Frankenhole bback
>>82666618
Ponyfags post here?
They have a fucking containment board for a reason.
>>82652956
But that's already what happened. In /co/, specially. Normies have made 4chan into Reddit 2.0, and any politically incorrect comment is met with cries of "Go back to /pol/!" as if it was some sort of containment board for anything that might trigger people, and as if 4chan as a whole wasn't politically incorrect.
>>82651925
I want Stephen Universe to be cancelled or at least not be filled with homosexual propaganda.
>>82669012
Granted, it's replaced by a show that explicitly pushes transexual and homosexual rights in the most hamfisted way imaginable, actively and purposefully panders to tumblr, and which gains a fandom ten times the size of MLP.
I wish that Disney still produced 2D animation on the same level of quality and volume as it did under Walt Disney himself.
>>82668731
The ponyposting is subtle when it does happen.
>>82669193
It shouldn't happen at all.
>>82666618
Anime is now the only acceptable discussion, all other forms of media are now banned.
>>82668731
>>82669193
Sorry your magic containment spell isn't working and we aren't fucking robots bounded to a single board and show
>>82669485
Just like /lgbt/
>>82669117
Granted, please be excited for Beauty and the Beast VII - Time to get ugley
>>82652067
Is this show like, actually any good, or is there only a small following because people want to fuck all the sisters?
>>82669485
Go ahead and ponypost, let's see what happens.
>>82652956
>>>/reddit/
>>82658290
DONE!
>Its pg13
>Its made by Film4, everyone is black/arab and speaks in a London accent.
>Dredd only wears his helmet for the final 5 minutes at the end.
>>82668813
But that's wrong you double nigger. People still say racial slurs and bicker about the esch jay dubyas all the time here. I don't know where this whole "/co/ is le timblr" shit comes other than people complaining about /co/ being tumblr, IE you.
>>82651925
I wish a nigga would.
>>82666858
Granted. He would have slowly learned how to live his life healthily and find happiness, make his way in the world, but this harsh dose of reality tonight pushes him to suicide instead.
>>82651925
Well, i wish Spongebob don't be cancelled
>>82655569
Granted! What's your favorite B-list hero? He's been killed off, turned into a vampire, and now has a miniseries where he molests an infant on every third page.
>>82658189
Granted! They get David Lynch to do it. The film is released straight-to-DVD on a budget of 100,000 dollars, and the entire thing turns out to be a metaphor.
>>82651925
>wishing for it to get cancelled
>not wanting the original writing team
>>82668813
>say some retarded shit like "le jews are behind the feminist agenda!!!11"
>back to /pol/, retard
>l-lol, it's just banter!
Fuck off back to Stormfront
I want CN to stop fucking with Gendy
>>82672242
Granted! Genndy dies. Cartoon Network decides to greenlight a second season of Sym-Bionic Titan to show their regret. However, without his involvement, the show is a complete ratings disaster.
>>82657840
source?
>>82672286
Thank you
I want "ironic meme" culture to end.
>>82652956
Battleworld
>>82651925
I want Zack Snyder off the DCEU.
>>82670443
It's a generic cartoon
People just want to fuck the lolis and the idea of incest gets anons off
I wish i was a bit more attractive, just around the level were most girls think im good looking nothing too crazy
>>82672355
Granted. Now memes are taken very seriously, people form a religion based around meme culture, and they praise the shittiest most outdated memes out there.
>>82670443
>Is this show like, actually any good, or is there only a small following because people want to fuck all the sisters?
gee what do you think
>>82672646
Granted, but you're 4'11". Have fun finding a woman.
I wish CN and Nick just kills themselves
>>82652850
https://youtu.be/WbNcy5PeN_8
>>82672300
It was the plot of one of the episodes.
>>82672677
This actually sounds better.
i wish to be perfect
>>82673691
Wish granted. You are now perfectly dead.
What would happen if I wished for something that I really don't want?
>>82672829
>that entire fucking channel
what the actual fuck did I stumble upon.
why do people watch this?
![[HMMS EXTERNALLY].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AiiNBws.gif "[HMMS EXTERNALLY].gif")
>>82654494
Anon this is getting too real what are you doing STOP.
I wish Disney Infinity wasn't cancelled.
>>82654494
>>82651925
Wish granted
There are no more cartoons, and nothing will ever be animated again
I wish for a quality animated mini-series about an 18th century sailor from Boston Mass sailing the world, of 8 episodes, 15 minutes in length each, to be aired on Cartoon Network over the course of 16 weeks from September to the end of December
>>82675554
Granted it has an mlp refrence every episode and so discussion is allowed only on /mlp/ to avoid a repeat of the triggering that happened with the ponys themselves.
>>82675554
Granted. It is shit quality, as you never specified.
>>82651925
It starts to pick up to season 2 quality again for just enough episodes for you to want more when it gets cancelled again.
I wish for a good animated Moon Knight series with a surreal animation style
>>82675922
>surreal animation style
The guys behind "Problem Solverz" are in charge of it.
>>82669012
granted. A show named "Stephen Universe" gets created, and its first episode full of homosexual propaganda & the second episode is about all the gay people shown in the second episode going straight. Then, the show "Stephen Universe" is cancelled, and the show "Steven Universe" continues on unchanged
I'd wish for a Clone Wars esque animated series about the Old Republic era of Star Wars
Genndy style of course, not that cgi rubbish
>>82654132
>Action comedy
Why is this genre milked when it´s already obnoxious or tryhard on reboots
>>82654494
Saving this for later.
>>82677087
Sort of needs the op image for context
>>82651925
I want the Simpsons to have properly ended at Season 11 and not straggle along for 20 years
>>82677547
Any picture of a monkey's paw would do.
>>82654494
ho lee shit anon
>>82651925
Done but it is replaced by a reboot of your favorite cartoon but it is halfassed, littered with political agenda, memes and twerking children and will be your new favorite show. oh wait
>>82670443
Don't listen to
>>82672582
>>82672715
It's a fun show, not gonna set the world on fire or anything but it's a good way to kill some time.
It's the best straight SoL show we've had in awhile.
>>82670608
Kay
>>82672715
Does it say
4chan.co.uk?
I didn't think so
>>82670930
We have a bit of a tumblr infestation easily the largest on the site but it's still not that big.
Now the namefag flague on the other hand is fucking huge on /co/
>>82668539
The show is still fantastic, and Brock is back.
>>82677087
>>82677896
Better?
>>82672542
Replaced with Uwe Boll
I wish for a perfect life.
Note: anything that makes me or anyone I'm close to unhappy is not perfect.
>>82654494
>>82676378
Granted, but it's all politics and diplomacy driven, and has zero genndy-style action, and no cool character designs
>>82681017
Wait why is death laughing in this situation if this happened did death really do his job right
Maybe you could say he just has to get him there keeping them there is somebody else's buisness
>>82680980
Granted but the people you admire from afar end up with a shitty life
>>82680980
If you live without unhappiness, can you really say you've lived a perfect life? To be unhappy is to be complete as a human being and live a full life. The only way to resolve the paradoxical implications of your wish is to die before your life can become less perfect. Because your death would make anyone you're close to unhappy, then they must also die before they realize what has happened.
Of course, this would make you unhappy, but you'll be too dead to have emotions like "unhappiness".
I wish for a crossover between Endtown and Poppy O'Possum
>>82680980
Granted. You and your loved ones have perfect lives, and three days later everyone dies. Can't feel unhappy if you're dead. There is no afterlife.
>>82681235
But my life would have to exponentially better for a while to reach perfection. A short, but completely fulfilled life doesn't sound so bad.
>>82681320
But for how many seconds?
>>82680863
Excelent
>>82681293
*tips fedora*
>>82681352
Logically it would last exactly as long as it takes for me to have a perfect life.
I want to be I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
>>82681467
Granted You can now sing and scat like Scatman John but now you have a severe stutter.
I wish for everyone to do the Bartman.
>>82662510
what's wrong with breadwinners?
>>82681740
Everyone does once, forgets about it immediately, and never does it again.
I want the Hunger Game to come back.
>the only time I ever won a Hunger Games Sim was an /a/ vs /co/ and it was an anime character
I miss it so much.
>>82682270
>>82682314
there are still hunger games threads, they just moved to /trash/
>>>/trash/2802837
>>82682315
>fallacy fallacy
>>82666365
I wish that anon would pick a better waifu
>>82682344
It's just not the same, anon.
It's just not.But I'll check it out anyway
>>82682391
explain to me what's wrong with breadwinners and why it isn't a fun cartoon
>>82682399
Granted, he now chooses The Debbies.
>>82654494
>>82652956
Incredibly, the average IQ of both sites is lowered dramatically when both are combined.
>>82671755
Dam
>>82671955
Not him but my favourite b list hero is probably Danny the street so I'm not sure how that would work.
Of course I have a very wide definition of a-list most people would say my favourite b-lister is aquaman
Im not sure what I would think of aquaman molesting the newborn of Atlantis that's gotta be grounds for losing the throne right
>>82667368
Wish granted. Revan is gay for Carth, Malak still has his jaw and the Rakatan Infinite Empire has been digitally replaced by Ewoks.
>>82651925
I want loud house to become a western harem cartoon, complete with nudity and fanservice.
>>82684669
U got it!
but now WORST girl will win.
>>82684722
And who is worst girl? Also, dont harem shows usually have the main character get to continuously fuck nost if not all the girls?
>>82684747
The one you like the least.
ALSO
usually the MC gets with the violent piece of shit girl who's afraid of her feelings.
>>82651925
so, anyone here used it to reboot PPG, right?
>>82684770
Huh, didnt know that. Ive never watched an full harem anime to the end.
Also, i wish for invader zim to be uncancelled
>>82684837
Granted, but Jhonen Vasquez will not have anything to do with it, Butch Hartman will take the lead
>>82684878
>but Jhonen Vasquez will not have anything to do with it, Butch Hartman will take the lead
I legit cringed in anger and disgust from reading this.
>>82684904
...you know how a monkey´s paw works, right?
>>82684921
Yeah, but i still enjoy getting angry on how fellow anons come up with ways it can both fufill my wish and yet fuck it up.
>>82684978
>>82660768
Helmed by Zack Snyder
>>82681773
I'm not a racist or anything but people that like breadwinners belong in the showers.
I want MLAATR rebooted.
I want MLAATR rebooted
>>82685337
>>82685369
What these two said.
>>82670770
And with cgi bloodspurts, like the Exendables
>>82685467
>CGI bloodspurts
Why would you do that there one of the best practical effects we have
guys GUYS, I've GOT this. You have to wish for something inherently terrible and the paw will twist into something good. You know like a new season of Ed3 or Tom Goes to the H&R Block, or FlapJack and Chowder meet the Regular Show.
>>82685337
>you will never draw like Herny
Why live
Peter Parker is gone forever and Spock is the new canon Spider-Man.
I already got my monkey paw wishI wished for Superman to get an action packed movie in a style similar to Watchmen
>>82657708
>Granted. You have to moderate it and read every post.
My laughter turned into sounds of despair after imagining it.
>>82654494
This is the best monkey's paw post so far. Truly brings the horror of monkey's paw.
>>82682344
Now that's a monkey paw's wish happening in real life, the hunger threads come back but in another board, where the users are completely different and the aspect of the thread changes so much you can't recognize it anymore.
>>82654494
>>82685337
Your wish is granted. However, jenny is given a big fat red tumble nose, and becomes a butch lesbian
>>82687839
its really just a combination of the /a/ and /co/ hg threads
