>It was truly a CIVIL WAR™ Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 20: "Emancipation" [May 10th]
In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War, S.H.I.E.L.D. feels pressure to reveal their involvement with Inhumans. But with the stakes higher than ever and Hive growing stronger, the team is tested in ways they could never anticipate.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
first for team cap
That Civil War crossover better just be more than a line mentioned by Ross.
>In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War, some totally unrelated bullshit about Inhumans and the Hive
#ItsAllConnected
It'll be a line mentioned by Ross and Coulson saying something along the lines of "If we're not careful, we'll be looking at an Agents of SHIED presents a Captain America: Civil War Tie-in"
I'm hoping for a Yo-Yo sex scene.
>>82644656
>>82644665
>>82644701Coulson reacts to Peggy's death according to a interview. They also react to the Sokovia Accords
>>82644286
HELLFIRE
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>>82644812
Thread Song;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8
>>82644286
>In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War
Man, just how long did that actually last? Less than a week?
>second half of Season 3!
Oh, I thought this was the season finale, or something. Not sure why.
Previously, on Coul-Coul's Bizarre Adventure:
>>82644812
>you call that "fire"
>>82645476
Next week is finale
>>82645573
>tfw SquidWard is going to die in the finale
It was fun lads, but I think Grant Ward's Wild Ride ends next week
>>82644665
Talbot wants the Secret Warriors to be less secretive. Hive also wants an Inhuman army, so it's an Inhuman civil war of sorts. You know, like how last season had an Inhuman civil war of sorts. And how next season will probably have Kree coming to Earth to offer Inhumans 'exile' from their oppressive human masters, causing another Inhuman civil war of sorts.
>>82645476
Lagos happens roughly the same time SHIELD hits Inhuman Springfield. The Sokovia Accords had been pushed around for awhile before the movie started, but the ratification at the UN is give or take a couple of days after. So a week or so isn't unheard of for those events. Ross gave Tony 36 hours to find Cap and he says they have 12 left at the airport. Rhodey would be scanned in under 24 hours for an MRI. The bigger question is how many days between Siberia and Tony getting the FedEx box, though we know Tony to probably design that rig for Rhodey in less than a day for rehab.
>>82645670
>implying once they "cure" HIVE it wont leave Ward's reanimated body still animated
>>82645670
>implying ward will die
There's too much Kree blood involved in the plot at the moment for Ward to die.
The One True Ward is coming back and Coulson is getting Inhuman powers this season, mark mywards.
>>82644783
>when she fucks you at superspeed
>>82645775
Nigga did you see his arm last week? No blood or bone just pure HIVE
>>82645670
Don't worry, Grant Ward's wild ride will continue somewhere
Haha, time for XCOM.
REAL HUMAN BEAN
A reminder to please keep Civil War talk in spoilers. Some people still haven't seen it.I'm betting the crossover is going to deal the Kree blood the five other super soldiers got juiced up with
>>82645891
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHERE CAN I READ THIS?
>>82645872
Hive can manipulate his host on the cellular level to such an extent as to make his face go full SquidWard mode and back, no reason to think he can't do the same to the inside of the body too
>>82646127
Why? It's not like people care or don't already know that Black Panther is gay for Cap.
>>82646127
>it only came out in america four days ago
>>82646188
THIS
>>82646166
SquidWard is tired of your shit May.
>>82645891
On a scale of "actually a HYDRAfag" to "still just a total sociopath who knows no allegiances," where's comicWard?
>>82646274
Well that goes for both of them then! Jesus, how many times has she had to fight this motherfucker in one form or another?
>>82646127
>Kree blood
That blue liquid was the super soldier serum Stark was working on since Erksine died, not kree blood. It turned them into Buckies, not map carving zombies.
And here's your crossover. Talking in a bar.
GOVERNMENT
OVERSIGHT
MY FAVORITE RED TAPE
And there's the Civil War reference.
Where on Earth is Steve Rogers?
confirmed for taking place during Civil War
Sokovia Accords confirmed for also being a registration and monitoring act for enhanced peoples
Wish there was more in series build up for the Civil War tie.
Talbot's gonna capture them Inhuman's.
>>82646522
Somewhere 20 miles off the coast, maybe.
>>82646528
wait I thought it was just "you gotta work for the UN or stop being a vigilante" not mandatory registering?
I'm in.
These guys have to come up with something more creative than "some form of seating that descends into secret underground base". Everyone's doing it these days.
>SHIELD on the nonasshole side of the Civil War arc
>Insanguinated Daisy
am I the only one turned on by her looking so near death?
>>82646615
You can't stop the Registration Act.
Whelp, here we go. We're never gonna hear the end of register.
>>82646522
With the A-Team
>>82646155
The Agents of SHIELD ongoing.
>>82646640
I want to drink her blood desu
>>82646632
Just Coulson's team, just like how Nick Fury was also against it in the comics
>>82645670
Ward cannot die, only change form.
>>82646354
We don't know yet. He's appearing for the first time in the next issue. That's a preview for it. Comes out tomorrow, pretty sure.
>interrupt show with storm warning for a city not even within the viewing area
Thanks local news. Appreciate it
>>82646699
>Just Coulson's team
Coulson's team is SHIELD.
>>82646722
damn you missed Simmons dying
>>82644286
Why don't they just freeze Lincoln until they can find a cure?
>accords aren't about registration for all heroes
>just kidding, they are
>>82646741
do they have access to cryo technology?
>Secret Warriors
>>82646760
We're main Civil War book vs tie-ins all over again.
>Electro-boy
>some battles need to be fought with Secret Warriors(tm)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>"Secret Warriors"
>4 people
More like some sort of "Kooky Quartet".
>Yo-yo returns
>Looks around for Mack
The ship still lives.
>>82646760
just like real overreaching government laws!
>Some battles have to be fought with Secret Warriors
>>82646741
Why don't they just take Lincoln... and push him somewhere else!
>Want to see me run to that rock and back?
>Want to see me do it again?
I kinda like the Watchdogs for some reason
>>82646818
they tried that with Clone chick, HIVE still found her and mind raped her
Daily reminder that either Fitz or Simmons will die in the season finale, regardless of how they suffered in previous seasons. They're too happy...
special shout out to Trump for making putting entire classes of people you deem dangerous on lists a real political issue again and not just Godwin's law baiting hyerbole
>lincoln literally being a retard
AND MELTMAN
WITH THE POWER TO... MELT!
>All those Trump supporters.
>>82646522
He's moving around these days, living a morenomadiclifestyle.
>>82646861
They remind me of Vigilance from Person of Interest
This tie in with the movie feels forced.
>>82646908
They remind me of Anonymous from 4chan
>>82646865
Simmons will die and Fitz will rebuild her as his robot waifu using the ultron technology to map her brain into it.this will be MCU Jocasta
>tfw Tony and Vision will never show up and put Coulson and all his traitor followers in the ground
>>82646889
>this guy
>>82646876
As opposed to Obama who did the same thing but kept the whole thing secret?
>>82646910
Nah not at all man. It's totally fluid for them to mention Sokovia Accords in every scene change.
>X-Meh
>>82646920
Anonymous has a bit more class than a thinly veiled KKK allusion, I hate to admit.
>>82646861
Because unlike some of the groups in the MCU, it actually makes sense that there would be people who support the Watchdogs' thinking.
>>82646910
Yes
I mean, the whole ATCU thing was basically registration before Civil War happened, so throwing "SOKOVIA ACCORDS" around in this episode feels a little pointless
>>82646528
Non-canon, you said.
Aren't you tired of being wrong, Anon? Of course not, otherwise you'd stop being wrong! Which you can't because you're wrong!!
How to write for Inhumans: A guide.
1- Find old Chris Claremont X-Men script
2- ctrl-f "Mutants"
3- Replace "Mutants" with "Inhumans"
4- ???
5- Profit!
>>82646941
yes, Obama is Nick Fury with his index and blacksites
>>82646949
Yeah, we hate everyone and are far more creative than those hoods.
>>82644286
Oh fuck stan lee is dead
PANIC WHEN?
Wow, such a dumbass, spark boy.
>>82646722
WFAA?
>AMERICANS HAVE TO WAIT N I N E DAYS TO SEE X-MEN
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>This ship
Mack is super fucking dead
YoYoMACK ship lives.
>>82647041
>implying we want to see Hunger Games 5
>>82645851
Inhuman powers AND an Agents of SHIELD SHIELD Shield?
Coulson confirmed for OP.
>>82646970
Thanks Fox.
How can Mack be such a good looking black guy and I look like a fucking dirty towlette?
How would you feel about Max Dillon being an Inhuman in the MCU?
is she gonna get blacked
Lincoln is Black Widowing Daisy.
>>82647041
>implying reviews say we're missing anything
>Japs haven't even seen Deadpool yet
>>82646791
Quiet, Cap. They already killed one of them
>>82646876
>special shout out to Trump
>>82646883
>All those Trump supporters.
Oh look, retards.
>>82644286
FUCK STAN JUST KICKED THE BUCKET OH FUCK
Wasn't Hyde in Washington?
>>82647062
Mack is deader than HIVEworld.
/pol/ MCU edition, coming up!
>Lincoln is pro registration
a ruse to escape or is he legit?
>2000 years of darkness!
is it bad that I dont see anything that wrong with Hive's plan?
if everyone was an Inhuman there'd be a lot of people with powers to solve a lot of the worlds problems and people would probably respect each other more since you never know who could have a power to turn you into a horse or whatever, only downside would be people getting painful or hard to control powers
>Rasta-Hulk
kek
>Rasta Hulk
>Rasta-Hulk
>>82647041
Honestly, I don't even want to watch it. I wouldn't even watching it if it wasn't for my Sister being a huge Xfag.
>>82647154
He's desperate.
Also he's turning into Tony Stark, destructive compulsion to unfucks problems.
>Rasta-Hulk
Kek.
>>82647095
you're a manlet is why
>>82647162
Hive's plan isn't Magneto in X-Men 1.
Hive's plan is "everyone is Hive"
>>82646818
>>82646862
The safest hands are still our own.
>>82647117
oh look, /pol/tard taking political jokes seriously
>I'm being chased
>LET'S RUN DOWN A HAL
OH SHIT, IT'S HELLFIRE
>>82646934
Actually Fitz sacrífices himself while piloting the helicarrier but gets revived as captain universe
HELL FIRE.
>>82647128
>>82647014
What? I'm googling and nothing's coming up.
STRAYAMAN VS THE KKK
NOT!ghostrider is pretty cool
How long until Disney/Marvel can get the rights back for Ghost Rider?
WE GHOST RIDER NOW
>turning anti-Inhumans into Inhumans
BASED SQUID WARD
kek, he's using the Watchdogs as test subjects
Ok, the fire chain effect doesn't look bad for TV at all. Netflix Ghost Rider when?
>>82647269
they have them
>>82647269
They already have Ghost Rider
>>82647269
They already did
>>82647269
They have it already
Now Hellfire I can get into!
>>82647041
Anon, don't be silly.
We're watching X-Men right now.
Sublime is trying to turn everyone into mutants, while Fred Duncan is trying to save one of his X-Men from Sublime's mind control.
This last commercial ended with a Purifier team getting ambushed by an oddly Australian Gambit.
>>82647269
didn't they already revert with the other Marvel Knight Properties (Blade, Daredevil and Punisher)
>>82647275
>>82647225
>I-I was just p-pretending to be c-cuckolded.
so when can we expect final form of squid ward?
>>82647325
When will neigh ever learn?
>>82647162
No, there'd be a lot of people to cause all new kinds of problems.
People are mostly assholes, and what do you think would happen if a huge number of assholes got super powers?
>>82647269
Uhh, they've had it for awhile.
>>82647343
XCOMen
Guys. I can see it now.
Agents of Shield Episode where they team has to contend with Punisher and Ghostrider Anti-Team Up/Team up as the two butt heads over going after the same guy with collateral damage.
Penitence Stare don't work on Frank?
>>82647349
>/pol/tard using words despite not knowing what they mean
Typical
>>82647355
We already saw him from the back. Front probably won't show up until season finale
>>82647325
Pig-let time.
>>82647368
that's what good old Hive is for, he'd literally keep all the Inhumans under control with brain parasites
>>82647349
well I do ship Mack/Daisy
>>82644286
I cannot imagine any response to last episode other than BLAST THAT TOWN OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Hive has GOT to go. He's a civilization-ending threat.
>>82647387
It means you prep the big bull then clean him off when he's done.
Do you enjoy staying in the cuckshed?
>Talbot not calling in the Avengers when hearing Satan's trying to take over the world
>>82647162
>>82647202
I think Hive's plan is "everyone becomes a junkie in a world with infinite free drugs." Everyone is getting different powers, not becoming Hive but he is going to infect them all. Once Hive conquers the world I really don't see him to be the kind of person to be an evil tyrannical dickhead.
Once the world is taken over, I think people would more or less go back to being free to live their lives. Except no one would have to worry about being an alcoholic, addict, or being depressed.
>>82647424
Killing Hive doesn't seem to be a good idea considering the chain of events that got us here.
Also
MELTMEN.
100% totally probably
>>82647480
He'd have to go through the UN panel to do it now.
>>82647480
>Talbot not dropping a gamma enhanced nuke on Hive
>>82647480
There's the problem with this show. The threat they're facing now is bigger than a lot of the threats the Avengers have been called in for.
Macgyver will always be relevant
>Mary Sue Poots Macguiver
>>82647492
and all religious and cultural differences would drift away as everyone would worship Hive
AND with a united world entirely of superpowered people defending Earth from ayy lmao attack would be easy peasy
Hive literally isnt doing anything wrong and when Thanos wrecks Earth in a few years time it'll all be Coulson's fault for stopping him
Oh Cartoon Iron Man, your impotent rage is entertaining.
>talbot is reasonable as everyone thought
>>82647338
Can you generate a nude Hellfire?
how is pale pasty Daisy even hotter than normal?
>>82647480
Coulson is preventing him from doing anything .
>>82647580
Nuke the site from orbit is a sensible plan here.
>>82647480
"the Avengers" aka a depressed Tony, a crippled War Machine, a tfw no gf Vision and traitor Black Widow are currently searching for Cap and Bucky at this point in time
>Watchdogs episode
>Daisy using her hacking skills to get Electward out
Pottery
>>82647496
How does not killing him seem a good idea? They should have dropped a hellfire missile on him the second he showed his face. They should napalm that town. Blast him into a pink mist and burn the mist.
Kek, Alpha Primitives
>>82647585
that butt transcends skin tone
ALPHA PRIMITIVES
Oh, hey, Alpha Primitives.
WE MARVEL ZOMBIES NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hate it when the hot dog gets all dry and wrinkly like that.
Well they made...something.
Alpha Primitives?
Talbot makes every episode he's in better.
>No Meltman, with the power to melt, this episode
>>82647635
kek
rip watchdogs
>>82647603
They could peel off Vision. Hell, tell Tony Coulson's alive and he'll go in the fucking Hulkbuster.
Still waiting for Leonardo Di Vinci to come out of nowhere and clean of this Hive mess
>Lincoln escapes
>Lincoln commercial
>>82647480
Half the team is crippled at the moment, and they would have to go through the UN to get them involved. That would take way too long, and approving a nuclear strike would be faster.
>>82647607
she isn't very good at it
Neat, Alpha Primitives.
>>82647626
Killing him just sets him up to infest a new host.
Didn't Ward's Wild Ride teach you anything about how killing people makes things worse?
>>82647496
>If you kill your enemies, they win! (in case an alien parasite possesses their dead body even though there were loads of other dead bodies laying around so it would have happened anyway)
ok m8
>>82647633
Could you imagine?
>all the actors are getting too old
>need some way to replace them without being too dickish about it
>Marvel Zombies movie 2032
>>82647567
Except for the whole brainwashed part. That part is pretty shitty.
>>82647670
could vision just mind control Hive with the mind gem and make him disintegrate himself or something?
>>82647683
Daisy was never as perfect at hacking as the people calling her a Mary Sue always made her out to be. She got tracked to her location by SHIELD in the first episode.
>>82647633
Learn yer slave races, friend.
>>82647724
would be easier for vision to just phase into the Earth's mantle and let Hive fry
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!
>>82647680
Honestly Daisy could take out all of the current Avengers except Vision.
>>82647683
This webm is the perfect representation of Skye in the first season.
So glad they dropped most of the hacker bullshit.
>>82647644
I want him to steal a busted old Iron Man suit at some point.
>>82647765
would phasing even work against vibration-based attacks?
>they got turned into Alpha Primitives
wew laddies
What do you want to bet that Lincoln is being sent as a decoy by Coulson to get a lock on Daisy, they just need to make his Ex-filtration look good.
So why don't they just disconnect the systems form the internet?
>>82647765
Vibranium would counter the fuck out of her powers so Steve and Black Panther would kick her ass
MACK ATTACK
>primitives
Alpha primitives confirmed
>>82647735
>Primitives
>Primitives
>These primitives are an abomination --
HE SAID IT
>These primitives
>Mack sneaks on board
>Mack is the one who dies
>>82647802
Internet hacking is bizarre bullshit and you know it.
>"primatives"
>the alpha test
HA!
Also, is Attilan not going to be Slavetopia: Land of Opressed Underclasses then, if Alpha Primitives are a new thing? Or does this play into Inhumans Movie Cancelled?
inb4 Daisy didn't disable the homing beacon so SHIELD can track the quinjet
>>82647868
Or not.
>>82647480
>it's a vision should just be director and only member of shield episode
Damn humans and their flawed decision making.
>you'll never have retard zombie kids with SquidWard
>Desperate Times
Wait, who can shapeshift?
Haha, time to LASH OUT
OH SHIT THEY SET LASH ON HIM
>>82647889
>Or does this play into Inhumans Movie Cancelled?
I'm going with that one. Feige told this show "Just knock yourselves out" with the Inhumans.
>I'm gonna need all your antibodies Daisy
oh shit Lash is on the ship
Why haven't they thrown Lash at the problem yet?
I LIKE THIS KEIKAKU! THIS IS A GOOD KEIKAKU!
Based Rata-Hulk
I will not buy this Lash, it is cracked.
>Lincoln played Daisy
It's fucking Lash time for Hive to get shitstomped after he devours the parasite.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Either Lash is gonna get Hived...or Hive is gonna get Lashed.
A FUCKING RUSE CRUISE
Holy shit
Lash vs SquidWard!
OH SHIT
HIVE V LASH
lash vs squid ward now
>>82647889
>Thinking they would pull the slave card in the Inhumans movie
inb4 theres just a nuke on the plane
>>82647807
Steve and Black Panther aren't Avengers.
literally the best plan they have come up with is sending the strongest inhuman to an inhuman that controls inhumans
>>82647945
They weren't desperate enough to risk him being turned.
>inb4 lash joins hive
>It was a ruse all along
Nice.
>Lash vs Hive
OH BOY.
UNLEASH HIM
