How would you make a Black Widow movie good? What kind of story and villains would you use?
Hard mode: No Kojima.
Extreme mode: No recasting.
Steranko.
Only option.
Have her fight Iron Maiden while she's off on her own revisiting places from her past
>hard mode
fuck that, I want them to straight up rip off MGS1
just swap the genetics talk for the black widow background stuff highlighted in AoU and use Yelena Belova or somebody instead of a literal Romanoff clone
Use Extremis or Gamma-enhanced soldiers in place of genome soldiers, and make Foxhound Alpha Flight or some shit
>>82618178
Actually play up her moral sketchiness instead of insisting that she be the generic role model representative of the entire female gender.
>>82618572
This. Just make Metal Gear Widow.
>>82618675
I want Nuclear/Venom Widow pics now ..
Or don't. She's pretty much fap-fodder at this point, and that's all.
>>82618644
This too
She is THE one of the Avengers that, if given the order to capture a guy alive and he has done some really bad shit would just shoot him dead then tell mission control he killed himself
>>82618644
Just do this. That's all. It's that simple.
>>82618723
>Yelena Belova as Punished Widow
Hardcore anal sex.
We need to have our international super spy assassin give more public speeches about global politics and the accountability of the individual. Why don't we have a movie of her giving a straight two hours filibuster on the Senate floor?
>>82618178
Knowing the Marvel Studios they probably will shoehorn Agent 13 or Bucky into her movie because bitch has no supporting characters and they gotta use rhose contracts and draw more people in.
>>82618572
What will take the place of Metal Gear REX?
Also, Winter Soldier could be Gray Fox.
She's nearly 100 years ols
She's the only surviving test subject of a program to create super assassins
She only got enhanced healing above average strength and reflexes and retarded aging out of the deal. Became sterile because of it.
Had a daughter as a teenager before she was sold off by her husband.
Wasn't a victim of the redroom. She STARTED the red room. Created as a place to train young women and women to become perfect spies.
Shut it down after a very bad mission.
Comes back after she finds out that it's operating again.
Doesn't find out till they send a blonde black widow after her.
The Married couple that lives in her apartment building are,unbeknownst to them, her only living relatives.
The husband, her great great great grandson is the spitting image of her asshole husband.
He's a good person and loves his wife and daughter. Who black widow babysits frequently.
>>82618939
>Also, Winter Soldier could be Gray Fox.
He already was Grey Fox in the Cap movies.
Low budget action-drama in Budapest.
It'd be guaranteed to make its money back and the actors would have an excuse for a fancy vacation.
>>82618178
Rip off Kill Bill, and hire real writers.
>>82618939
A spider mech that instead of launching nukes can execute a mini-version of Ultron's plan in AoU
>>82618939
That communist Gundam from Iron Man.
It'd be nice to be more of a "prequel" series.
We see Natasha growing up, her family, the Training Program, maybe even some hints of Dottie from Agent Carter, and her integration from Russian Spy to recruitment by Fury.
How Widow turned and became "good" I think would make for a fascinating story on it's own. Her first mission would be with Clint and set their backstory, and at the end she'd be going off to becoming Tony Stark's bodyguard in IM2
>>82618178
Make a James Bond movie. Have her fighting against Iron Maiden or Attackoid.
Silver Sable
>>82618178
2 hours of her getting sexually used by the cast of the avengers and helping them break Scarlet Witch
Another hour of her sexual adventures in Wakanda, Asgard and the place with the ice giants
>>82618675
My favorite part of the Metal Gear formula is the colorful band of 3-6 villains with their own gimmicks and philosophies.
>>82619366
They should make an MCU porn movie. It'd make loads of dosh.
>>82618723
>>82618877
I tried
kinda
>>82618178
Deadpool crossover.
Fury sends her on a black ops mission to stop AIM from trying to artificially resurrect Killian. They get away with it anyway and he is now MODOK but Widow defeats him. She is told that Tony cannot know. Sharon cameo early on where they talk abour Cap, Clint cameo halfway through, Jimmy Woo is introduced.
>>82619435
That's one of my favorite parts too, I think it would translate quite well to a superhero movie!
>>82619456
There are several porn movies based on Marvel.
