Why did Hot Guy have those drum sticks with him at the party anyway?
That is a really good question.
>>82612853
To show off.
>>82612853
>tfw I thought he and Maria were fucking.
Hawkeye is a talented drummer and has his own garage band. He brought his sticks to jam with the Avengers, but Stark forgot to rent out the equipment.
>>82612926
It was only once, and they'd rather not talk about it.
>>82612959
Wait really?
those are chopsticks
context clues
>>82612937
We see his house AND garage and there's no drum kit to be found.
>>82613122
He hid the drumset at SHIELD headquarters.
>>82613122
Clearly you haven't seen his man-cave in the basement.
>>82613063
/thread
>>82612853
Keeps them around just to twirl so he can build strength and dexterity in his finger as much as possible for his bow.
He can't even play drums.He's deaf you know.
>>82613769
Not in the MCU.
>>82613063
Those are some big ass chopsticks.
>>82613063
>>82613396
>chopsticks the size of drumsticks
you haven't seen either up close in real life, have ya?
Knowing Stark they're probably Black Sabbath memorabilia he has lying around.
>>82614395
Don't act smug if you don't know about what you're talking about.
Hashis aren't the only type of chopsticks.
>>82613034
If it wasn't cannon before, it's headcannon now.
>>82612853
Jeremy Renner plays drums IRL.
>>82612853
To demonstrate why exactly he's so popular with every lady in the Avengers.
>>82613063
>>82615722
chopsticks don't have balls at the tip
It might be a PUA flair thing. Just cause he has kids doesn't mean he isn't trying ridiculous means to get chicks on the side.
>>82617711
You can see other chopsticks in containers of Chinese food on the table.
>>82619044
So he uses drumsticks to eat chinese food. He's quirky like that.
