![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jbmlx4v.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
So I guess /pol/ was right about this movie.
http://www.impulsegamer.com/the-angry-birds-movie-film-review/
>>82599836
So what you're telling me, is that this movie is BASED?
I mean if I had a little sibling or a dumb girlfriend I can enjoy this film, based off what this review is stating.
Bonus Kek for "toxicity" and "clear minded" adults.
>/pol/ was right
And the grass is green, what else is new?
>>82600002
>>82600030
/pol/ plz
>>82599836
>Expecting anything of worth from an Angry Birds movie
>expecting anything from Angry Birds or Sony
5 years late to the party, again.
>But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks
They really were.
>>82599836
This is the most hilarious read I've read in awhile. I hope it catches on.
Who is gonna bet that the movie gets cancelled for being "9/11: the movie"?
>>82601794
Naaahh, most people won't even notice
I want Sony to get more and more desperate and just become crazier and crazier as they search for a franchise-level hit. Greenlight a Candy Crush Saga film. A Puzzle and Dragons movie. Just go nuts already.
wouldn't the birds being islanders make them the minorities, fighting back against the evil slave-trading colonialists who are literally trying to create a Stolen Generation
i mean the pigs are limeys and the birds are black, red and yellow if you're trying to impose race onto them
>>82602118
The beards represent Germany
>>82602270
*birds
>>82602118
One of the pigs has a literal muslim beard.
>>82601993
Nuttier than Battleship? Granted, it's not Sony.
>>82601993
They are already making the Emoji movie. They are already there.
>people still surprised that /pol/ is right, again
As crazy as they sound they're always on the money.
>>82602404
If Trump somehow wins I will accept kek into my life.
>>82601993
Can't wait for Peggle 2: The Movie
>>82601993
Can't wait for Peggle 2: The Movie
Part of me wants to think "Jesus Christ this faggot was really, really fucking pushing for something bad to say" because this sounds so fucking ridiculous, but then on the other hand, what the fuck can they do with a movie about a mobile game?
>>82599836
>propaganda is good when it's for causes I like
2016 is the year that both the neo-progressives and the neo-reactionaries officially lost their fucking minds
>>82600002
>So what you're telling me, is that this movie is BASED?
>>82602779
Ya know what? This man's got a point. Still fuck this movie though.
>>82602779
I don't know man. Maybe some shit about the pigs stealing the pieces of some ancient bird mcguffin, and locking them in a bunch of fortresses.
That's the best I could come up with at 5am.
>>82602911
Sounds like an over-used but perfectly fine plot. If the first modern Chipmunks movie could pull off "total misunderstanding about family plot with moments of nostalgia for the parents" and end up with 3 sequels, this could've done something simple like that.
>>82599836
>this whole review
>look at the About the Author section at the bottom
Almost nothing matches.
>>82600119
Give me an instance when /pol/ has been wrong.
>>82602817
Well yeah, that's how having an ideology works. You want more people on your side so you win.
>>82602829
That's implying they had any to begin with. They've never been right about anything, except on how their enemies work.
>>82603102
There is that massive screencap of people saying how Romney would win. There's probably going to be a similar one for Trump after this election cycle.
>>82603169
Nah, that place goes for Sandersfags.
>>82603102
/pol/ is always right. It is inexcusable to be a liberal, pro-immigration or anything of the sort.
Also, Angela Merkel must die.
>>82603102
any time they chimped out with "IT'S HAPPENING"
>>82603169
>>82603244
I voted for Johnson
Anyone who voted Romney was a traitor to /pol/ and they deserve it
>>82603159
>>82602829
>le person who has no real opinions face
>>82603291
> Tripfag
Fuck off.
>>82603382
You can have opinions without being an extremist, nigga
>>82603154
But it's not propaganda when /pol/ does it, it's """red-pilling""" :^)
>>82599836
>I'm going to go pay to watch this shitty video-game movie because if you squint real hard, it kind of sort of supports my position on immigration.
>>82602779
I don't know, what can they do with a movie about smiley faces?
>>82603668
A branding opportunity.
>>82603668
I mean they made one about Legos.
>>82603190
We'll see Trump cuck :^)
Sony should sell their film branch once and for all. It just serves wasting all that playstation money at this point.
>>82601993
Daily reminder that Angry Birds is not Sony's first CGI-animated video game-based movie even though Sony Pictures Animation didn't necessarily make it.
>>82604372
Please don't remind me.
>>82604430
Sorry, but it had to be said.
>>82603102
>>82601993
>Candy Crush Saga
>Saga
THERE'S NO STORY
>>82599836
Is it bad though? It looks pretty good.
>>82603102
Shemitah
>>82601993
>COMING SOON, MINESWEEPER: THE MOVIE!!!
>>82604773
>Go
>Checkers
>Solitaire
>Dominoes
Was there or was the not already a connect four movie?
>>82603655
Is it propaganda if it's true?
THIS SUMMER
ONLY ONE BOY
CAN
????
>>82601993
>Just go nuts already.
Nuts: The Movie
Coming 2017
>>82604888
Stupid goy, only Jews can tell the truth. Anything else is propaganda!
![the-nut-job-poster03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GTPoPrE.jpg "the-nut-job-poster03[1].jpg")
>>82605003
The nut job 3: Going Nuts
Coming 2017
>>82604372
Spirits Within was a perefctly decent sci-fi movie. It just had nothing to do with Final Fantasy.
>Prior to the film, I had never seen or played the phone game.
look okay i know it doesnt take much fucking research to figure out how angry birds works but holy fuck can critics stop doing this shit where they review movies based on shit they dont know anything about
Like, I dont give a shit about how uninformed and uneducated this cunt is about angry birds but jesus christ it happens so fucking often i'm literally sick to death of it
Why do people think we want to read their boring as shit drool-drabble when the fuck nuggers cant even put in the tiniest cunt of an effort to research the fucking god damn bullshit of a movie GOD FUCK
who the fuck goes and watches a childrens movie and thinks "Let me, an adult, tell you why this kids movie, the one made for easily entertained kids, is bad"
Like, Angry Birds is very clearly a kids movie, not a family movie, like most dreamworks and Disney movies.
Honestly its borderline pathetic to see adults get themselves in a big huff because of how bad a movie for 10 year olds is
>>82599836
How can this movie be america propaganda, if it was produced on Europe, and is itsef about an european game?
>>82604543
>I want the collapse to happen because i might score some pussy
>>82599836
Is Angry Birds even popular now?
>>82603699
Legos have always been popular, now Sony is making a movie about Emojis, as in phone emoticons that apparently have lives like the toys do from Toy Story.
What the hell is wrong with Sony? Do they even understand what they're doing?
>>82603102
Whenever they say Jews control the anything outside of Hollywood, and their bullshit about evil race-mixing.
>>82603699
Legos have near-infinite possibilities, though.
Meanwhile, emojis.
FUCKING EMOJIS.
>>82605455
Emoticon race war. Positive emotions vs negative. They each have to train to gain more power, use science and magic to get weapons, and make unlikely alliances with other memes.
>>82602118
>>82602270
>>82602320
and the mime represents france?
>>82603699
>a movie combining DC/LotR/real life athletes, celebrities and even historical figures/TNMT/etc. along with their own original cast of characters
>only thing really Lego about it is its design and the ability to build things
The only real question about the Lego Movie is why didn't they think of it sooner?
/pol/ is never right.
Even when they're right, they're not right.
>>82605391
>Is Angry Birds even popular now?
I don't know, is it 2012?
>>82605055
Yeah, if they renamed it or just gave it resemblance to Final Fantasy other than the title, it would have been great.
I think Final FantasyType-0would make a great movie.
>>82599836
ugh europe is for everyone there needs to be loads more diversity and only a few pissbabies from /pol/ disagree
>>82604543
Okay, I give up. Are /pol/ just joking around or are they actually like that.
>>82605856
Why don't you go visit and ask them?
:^)
>Positive
Variety: http://variety.com/2016/film/reviews/the-angry-birds-movie-review-1201768669/
Hollywood Reporter: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/angry-birds-movie-film-review-891692
Flickering Myth: http://www.flickeringmyth.com/2016/05/movie-review-the-angry-birds-movie-2016/
IGN: http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/05/07/the-angry-birds-movie-review
Director's Cut Movies:
http://www.directorscutmovies.com/2010s/the-angry-birds-movie
The Movie Blog:
https://them0vieblog.com/2016/05/07/non-review-review-angry-birds/
Youtuber Jimmy Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG2I_9hZNJk
Filmkritix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrOd1gKhaCQ&feature=youtu.be
German site: http://www.film-rezensionen.de/2016/05/angry-birds-der-film/
Belgian Cinopsis: http://www.cinopsis.be/film/the-angry-birds-movie/
Letterboxd: http://letterboxd.com/cmerigo/film/the-angry-birds-movie/
Mum's Movie Review: http://www.whatson4littleones.com.au/mums-review-of-the-angry-birds-movie-may-2016.asp
Luke Ryan Baldock: http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/2016/05/09/angry-birds-movie-review/
Game Reviews: http://www.gamereviews.co.in/angry-birds-movie-review/
List Film: https://film.list.co.uk/article/80536-the-angry-birds-movie/
>Mixed
Flickreel: http://www.flickreel.com/the-angry-birds-movie-review/
Live Love Cinema: https://livelovecinema.wordpress.com/2016/05/08/cine-reviews-the-angry-birds-movie-2016/
Screen Daily: http://www.screendaily.com/reviews/the-angry-birds-movie-review/5103462.article
Flavourmag: http://www.flavourmag.co.uk/angry-birds-movie-review-mediocre-game-adaptation-cracking-final-act/
>Negative
TheWrap: http://www.thewrap.com/the-angry-birds-movie-review/
Indiewire: www.indiewire.com/article/review-the-angry-birds-movie-jason-sudeikis-josh-gad-animated
Impulse Gamer: http://www.impulsegamer.com/the-angry-birds-movie-film-review/
Film Feeder: http://www.filmfeeder.co.uk/angry-birds-movie-review/
Urban Cinefile: http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/home/view.asp?a=21644&s=Reviews
>>82605856
both
they're a combination of idiots and people in it for laughs, usually both.
>>82605889
Vidyakino is saved.
Now we just need Studio Ghibli to come in for the kill by making a Zelda movie.
>>82603606
Kaziklu is far worse than normal trips. Its sad that most peopke dont remember his cancer from 08.
>>82605913
>Vidyakino
I don't know if you are from /v/ or /tv/ but kindly fuck off back to one of them.
>>82605856
They are that bad
>>82605150
Because he's not paid to play video games. He's paid to review movies. And you shouldn't have to play a video game to enjoy a movie even if it's based on one. Why is this such a foreign concept for butthurt video game fags?
>this year's greatest piece of /pol/-bait is the fucking angry birds movie
What a time to be alive
>>82605939
So you are saying that you don't find it hard to believe that he never downloaded the game and played? Maybe while waiting at the airport?
>>82605939
Its not even just video games retard, its comics, its books, its history, its even remakes of actual movies or old cartoons
can you seriously be so retarded that you think your opinion fucking matters about something when you have decided that its worth so little to you that you cant take two seconds to download one of the most famous iphone games in existance for free
is that really asking too much
>>82605930
>/co/ belongs to Tumblr, shitlord!!1
>>82606057
This is how cancer like Baneposting spread
>>82606075
Say it to my face.
Not that I agree with /pol/ but I'm really tempted to see this movie now.
>>82606150
were people actually not going to see this movie?
Honestly it looks like a fun little movie that'll get a few chuckles, even if its because its bad
like damn you all need to lighten up a bit
>>82606180
I mean i don't think it'd be smart to spend money to see it.
I'll definitely download it.
>>82606057
kino is literally a tumblr meme, so yeah, legit complaint there. It's just dumb, if you don't know the real word for things just go read a book and shut up.
>>82604543
What's the context for this? What were they getting hyped about?
>>82606217
Really? I mean, its going to make money anyway, a single view is pretty insignificant
But I guess thats the kind of thought process that that leads to crap movies getting huge
But aren't the birds clearly technologically inferior to pigs?
>>82606257
Never heard anyone outside of 4chan use the term, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
>>82606280
I think he means the movie isn't worth paying for.
>>82606388
But the birds are actually a happy utopia while the pigs despite looking better in housing structure actually live in a slum.
>>82606057
What does that have to do with tumblr?
>>82605408
the Jew thing is almost always true
anytime there's a negative article about something /pol/ supports when you check the author it's always a jew
>>82603102
Literally every topic, because /pol/ is not a hivemind and allows dissenting opinion.
>>82606500
jews and white supremacists not seeing eye to eye on certain political issues? wat?
>>82603102
neanderthals
>>82605234
It's really about the refugee crisis.
>>82606557
>five ways whites can atone for their sins
>written by Jessica Goldberg
>>82606557
Most of it aren't even offensive to jews
>>82603102
Believing that Trump will save America rather than serve it to Putin on a silver platter.
>>82606649
10 reasons why you should kill yourself if you're a straight white male
By Schlomo Shekelbergstein
>>82605055
It had everything to do with Final Fantasy, what are you on about?
>generic gaia animu plot
>guy named Cid
>more things
>>82606831
Funnily enough, I've read an article a few days ago that talked about a woman from my country who left during the break-up of Yugoslavia and the anti-communist sentiment rising in that time and how pressured she felt to leave because of those views. She went to the US and she passingly mentioned that white men control everything there. I was interested in seeing who exactly she was so I googled her. Would you like to know which ethnicity she was?
/pol/ awoke me.
>>82606888
did she mean it in a negative light? Does this represent most jews in america or just the far left ones? Aren't Jews technically white?
>>82599836
> clear-minded adults
The salty is real.
Thanks Angry Birds. You keep delivering.
It's okay when Zootopia makes propaganda but not this. Figures.
>>82606970
Frankly this.
>>82605856
Well it it did crash. We are just lucky they are propping the market for it to last a bit longer.
>>82605234
Because obviously an American wrote this and they don't understand superior Finnish culture.
>>82603244
I remember that thread. 80% of people were saying that Obama was going to win and making fun of the Romney supporters.
>>82605856
We're both. I post on there seriously and jokingly.
>>82606648
Wait, was the crisis occurring during the film's production?
> /pol/ derails another thread
4chan has really gone down the tubes these past few months.
>>82607220
Yeah, well, thank Moot.
>>82600002
>Bonus Kek for "toxicity" and "clear minded" adults.
Stuff like that just makes me want to go see the movie.
There's nothing like people claiming something is bad for you to make people want it.
>>82606970
>>82607011
>Zootopia: Don't judge people by their differences
>Angry Birds: Don't trust strangers
Now tell me how Dr. Seuss and the living tree is Propaganda
>>82607301
>the giving tree*
>>82607220
With Tumblr becoming more known (albeit as a shoutbox of the same exaggerated super-sjw ideas and nothing more) people have decided to "take sides" so that everyone is either /pol/ or tumblr. The issue with that is nobody likes /pol/ and nobody likes tumblr so they try not to be one and end up the other. I'm sure the current mess that is the US elections isn't helping the ruckus either. Not to mention we're on 4chan so there's always going to be the newfags, kiddies, and edgelords that day that we have to be the worst and most hateful, which leads to others going "woah calm down dipshit" which leads to "make me sjw shitlord, triggered?" which leads to "go back to /pol/ to shitpost about jews" and it all crumbles there. Bringing the newfags back into, they then see this as the 4chan "thing to do" or maybe evn realize the "trolling" potential and vait like tomorrow ain't a thing. It leads to even more bullshit.
>>82607220
OPs post is about /pol/.
To derail this thread, you'd have to start talking about comic books.
>>82605408
>Whenever they say Jews control the anything
Oh, please. This is deliberately closing your eyes to not see the hurtful truth.
The amount of times you find articles like "Why whiteness is a sin, and males are evil", 100% of the time, with no inaccuracies, it's written by a jew. Surely all a coincidence, of course.
>>82604773
>Takes place in a afcrican village
>>82606951
Anything?
>>82607154
who knows?
maybe it was all subconscious?
>>82607329
Talk about comic books in /co/, what are you nuts?
>>82607373
How many anecdotes does it take to become a statistic?
>>82607373
>100% of the time
I like how you take an obvious lie and double down on it so the lie is even more obvious
>>82603619
You almost certainly don't though
>>82605905
>people I disagree with are either stupid or trolling
>>82607246
>Yeah, well, thank Moot.
Literally who?
>>82606878
No Chocobo, no FF.
>>82603102
The whole September stock market crash.
>Tfw the Angry Birds movie has a deeper storyline than the Ratchet&Clank movie.
>>82607735
First, I'll point out that you're moving the goalposts from "Hollywood is controlled by Jews" to "white privilege articles are all written by Jews".
Anyway, since you said 100%, a single counterexample will suffice, so I'll post a result from the first page of google news: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shea-watts/can-you-see-white-privile_b_9375042.html
https://archive.is/Ifeit
(Ironically, there's also an article there about Jews getting lectured about how evil they are for having white privilege.)
>>82607735
>Deleted
Whoa, we actually have mods?
>>82607838
Janitors I believe.
>>82607325
You should take a visit to tumblr sometime and actually see how prevalent the right-wing community there is.
>>82604543
This isn't 4chan and this was a dumb meme about 7 year cycles in the ancient jewish bible, literally Ale/x/ Jones tier shit.
>>82607838
Oh jeez, I hope my rebuttal doesn't get deleted too.
>>82604614
Just means it's ripe with storytelling potential.
>>82607880I actually go on Tumblr plenty.
They're certainly more liberal, but they aren't the shrieking playstation-kin man-hating harpies that the rest of the internet makes them out to be. Mostly just chill people, a lot of memes and shitposting, and many artists. Same as 4chan, just sort of the reverse (with more art). 4chan is made out to be basement dwelling fedora bros that wank to loli anime, but half of that is usually true. In any case, the internet as a whole has tried to adapt to /b/ and be edgy now that Tumblr is around (well, a little before then, thanks to all the greentext reposts), and it's one of the biggest three ways to be "funny" other than Real Nigga twitter memes and vine.
Makes me wonder what the next thing will be after tumblr fades into obscurity, since both "sides" have been covered.
>>82607826
Wow you found a delusional christ cuck that pushes this message. I guess its 99% jews then. Probably all just a coincidence, I mean their involvement in politics and the media is proportional to their population, right?
>>82605856
The far right conspiracy mindset is marked by fear and anxiety. I think that the ones who are going "I can't wait for it to happen, took long enough :))))" are probably memeing it up and the ones who are shitting their pants or gloating about how they've already been preparing all their lives are probably for real.
>>82608231
isn't that every extreme conspiracy mindset?
>>82608327
Well, yeah. I had my mind on the far right because of the image, but you're right.
It was always going to be decent.
It's because there was nothing to the source material. Unlike Ratchet and Clank, which has a plot and lore to adhere to, Angry Birds had nothing except room to work with. Any competent director could've spun it into a decent flick.
>people in this thread actually considering seeing this movie purely to spite liberals
There's being contrarian, then there's being a fucking retard. Watching an Angry Birds movie is the latter.
>>82608082
>I guess its 99% jews then.
How many articles will it take to change your mind? I could post a thousand and you'd still pretend you were right.
>Probably all just a coincidence, I mean their involvement in politics and the media is proportional to their population, right?
And those goalposts move again.
>>82601993
Will they have stealth "propoganda" in them?
>>82604614
>Implying Sony makes movies with coherent stories
>>82608442
Who said the film is bad? From what I heard it's a fun movie.
The fact that it spites liberals is just a bonus.
>>82605889
>Post yfw Hollywood somehow fucked up Ratchet and Clank but nailed Angry Birds
![stranger-danger[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rV3zXHx.jpg "stranger-danger[1].jpg")
>>82599836
>the film is also politically dubious and set on a message that isn’t appropriate for children or clear-minded adults.
I can get the "not appropriate for children" thing, though honestly it's basically the same as "stranger danger" so I wouldn't say it's that bad.
But what the fuck does "isn't appropriate for clear-minded adults" mean? Wouldn't a clear-minded adult be able to recognize the symbols of the film and already have their own opinions/beliefs?
>>82608784
Obviously it's the Scientology meaning of "clear". Can't expose a mind like that to dissenting ideas.
>>82608784
AKA it breaks the minds of liberals.
>>82608784
>isn't appropriate for clear-minded adults
Welcome to the re-education, friend.
>>82599836
It looks like the author read that one /pol/ pic and took it seriously. Was it really intended by the author or is it just an interpretation?
When will the "anti-semitism and racism is /pol/" meme end?
>>82608784
That's doublethink for you. To at once be able to think two opposite things. In this case believing adhering to a certain set of ideologies can only be done by someone who sees things clearl i.e. truthfully, coupled with the belief that this supposed clarity can be disrupted by seeing "unacceptable" things.
>>82610626
Yeah
I mean there's a lot of anti-semitism in social justice now too.
They're fucking mad since Palestinians are browner than Israelies
>>82607880
>see how prevalent the right-wing community there is.
>post picture of one of those "Ask me anything" tumblr blogs where people pretend to be a character from fiction
Yeah, you're going to need something better then that.
>Top Critics 2-1
>Overall 5-5
>Two of the negative reviews come from the same place.
>Flickering Myth review was not included (probably because that site is not featured on RT's publications list)
>Empire and Indiewire (neg. reviews) not included
>>82610626
How do you think stereotypes work anon?
>>82603244
>no post times, numbers or anything
Why should I take that image seriously?
>>82608659
>Post yfw Hollywood somehow fucked up Ratchet and Clank but nailed Angry Birds
>Angry Birds is now going to be ones of the critically successful Video Game Movies.
>An IOS app time-waster managed to win where many more intricate franhises failed.
>mfw
I want to die.
>>82614959
>All they had to do was follow the first RC game, keep the voices, and add some kickass action scenes to make it good
>Change everything, add celebrity-shoved characters everywhere, switch the villain, make Ratchet a starry eyed goody goody instead of an initially selfish but good hearted grease monkey, and get rid of any and all edge in favor of humor only for tots
Fuck
>>82607782
>Ratchet & Clank: A gaming franchise with 14 games under it's belt gets condensed into a 2 hour glorified cut scene.
>Angry Birds: Those Fuckers, Our Shit.
>>82614959
Blame Angela Merkel
>>82616111
Explain
>>82606388
nigga birds can fly
They build intricate nests and have complex migratory patterns
Pigs eat their own shit
>>82616155
Inspiration, I guess?
>>82611608
It's hysterical to go on /pol/ or tumblr and point out how much the Swarmfags and the SJWs have in common.
>>82616155
Angela Merkel spearheaded the migrant crisis, bringing hundreds of thousands of muslims to Germany leading to muslim no-go zones, rapes, local conflicts and everything that inspired the film
>>82616205
Wha?
>>82616256
There's a reason this Reddit exists: https://www.reddit.com/r/StormfrontorSJW
>Can YOU tell which is the white supremacist neo-Nazi and which is the multicultural tolerant person of color if we remove the identities of the "problem people"?
>>82616272
The movie has serious implications that, without much subtlety, frame the European migrant crisis in a negative light. The migrant crisis has been fueled by basically open border policies fueled by the leading EU party and its chairwoman, Angela Merkel, despite widespread protests and difficulty in paying for so many unemployable people's basic needs by many of the individual EU nations.
>>82616267
Hey, if Germany wants to have sex-segregated social services due to the violence of the migrants I guess that's just their decision
You don't want to sound racist for pointing out that an alien culture that thinks women aren't people might be a poor influence on a progressive western nation, do you?
>>82607826
The goalpost was not moved by me.
That guy said /pol/ was wrong whenever they talked about jews controlling anything outside of Hollywood (which is undeniably run by jews even in common knowledge), so I talked about how he's blind if the thinks that, giving him journalistic articles as examples of things outside of Hollywood that jews have a firm grasp on.
>>82616469
I honestly can't wait to see just how bad it gets over there.
>>82608784
>stranger danger
How dare you suggest strangers are dangerous you privileged shitlord? They're an oppressed minority and molesting children is their proud tradition, you have no right to tell them to change their ways you cultural imperialist. You should be thankful when they fuck your kids that you're granting them reparations for your cruel oppression of the past.
>>82616536
I too am looking forward to the great purge
>>82616579
>molesting children is their proud tradition
God bless cultural relativism
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/02/02/migrant-child-brides-as-young-as-11-arriving-in-europe/
Go head, someone defend this. I dare you
>>82616342
Being exposed to /new/ and then /pol/ has inoculated me against the SJW mindvirus. Every time I read what they have to say, I can't help but notice that a simple find/replace would convert it into exactly what I was arguing against on /pol/.
And they have the exact same "It's OK when my side does it" mentality, too.
>>82616640
That's actually simple to defend.
THEY'RE MARRIED. And many of these "child" brides are old enough to bear children.
Big difference between that and molesting and raping local girls. No one would care very much (aside from pedo panic types) if the refugees were just sexing their wives.
>>82616691
So if I go to a moosleem country and my white ass returns with an 11 year old, I can sex them as munch as I want because we're married?
>>82616267
>>82616469
the fact that "no-go zones" are a thing are part of what makes me lean towards Trump as a liberal
For fuck's sake, it's not hard. Do you think Scientologists are crazy? Then why is radical Islam not okay to criticize?
>>82616739
No, because you're already a US citizen.
I can't quickly find the minimum age of marriage for immigrants/refugees, but IIRC it's a lot younger than the minimum age for citizens. (16 in most states.)
>>82616773
>Then why is radical Islam not okay to criticize?
Because of their skin tone.
>>82616842
Good think they're brown, otherwise people could criticize their religion like how Christianity has been attacked for decades
And no, I don't like evangelicals., I just wish we could attack moosleems like the media attacks the crazy-ass christian fundies
>>82616890
I really don't understand how the most anti-female culture on the planet gets a pass from people who claim to be radical feminists when they try to import their sexism to the West.
But I guess if I understood it, I'd be an SJW, and not an ordinary liberal.
>>82616930
Oh man, the massive cry from Norwegian feminists attacking the evil right wing death squads after the new years rapes was the most delicious of keks
>>82616935
Scotland Yard tries to cover it up, is what happens.
>>82602829
Indeed friend, I also enjoy feeling superior to people with opinions.
>>82617048
what are they possibly gaining by doing this though?
>>82616773
This. I was a diehard liberal in college but as soon as someone showed me passages from the quran I was like, what the fuck?
Christianity has some weird shit in it but islam was literally started by a terrorist warlord
>>82604946
Become the Yatterman!
>>82617113
It's a common tactic of beaurocracies to try and cover up their mistakes. It's basically Shit What Do I Have To Do To Not Get Fired thinking.
See also: Hillary and George W
>>82605391
>Is Angry Birds even popular now?
I was wondering the same. I remember it was the phone app everyone had and kids dressed up and stuff for Halloween. I don't think it's even on the list of top games anymore.
Just checked my phone app store. Angry Birds Action is listed as 22 and Angry Birds 2 is listed as 44. On the chart for top free games. So I guess it still is somewhat popular. Didn't realized how many spin off games they made now that I'm looking into it.
>>82616935
Yeah I'm going to be straight with you.
Everything in your image has less to do with people being overly tolerant, and absolutely everything to do with plain old police corruption.
>>82617113
It's questionable.
What did Canada have to gain from refusing to gather crime statistics based on race in the 80s?
What did Sweden have to gain from criminalizing criticism of immigration in late 2015?
What does Germany gain from importing a bunch of brown people an creaming themselves over the death of the ethnic German?
>>82599836
I literally want to go see this now because of this review.
>>82617113
More voters who are expected to vote for the party that let them in in the first place, whose job qualifications and former standard of living are so low that they are willing to work for below minimum wage, ultimately lowering the value of everyone's labor and letting corporations save money on their salaries for most of their workers.
Its exactly what's happening in America with Mexican immigrants, but they're mostly catholic so you don't have as much beheading or child rape.
>>82604946
>>82617145
I liked how they added some realism to that movie. I mean in the cartoon they did ride that dog robot everywhere but at the speed it was going it would have taken a long time to get anywhere.
https://youtu.be/PW18LFcoC6U
>>82617240
Apparently the EU thinks an influx of people will bolster their economy because of negative population growth.
The US deciding to destabilize Syria didn't help. THANKS, OBAMA
>>82617118
Historians studying Merkel as a Chamberlain figure and the regression of the left to tyrannical cultural marxism, in particular how the millions of ultra-orthodox homophobic sexist fundamentalists were defended and accepted for whilst the liberal culture was subverted, all because they were brown.
It is the strangest of bedfellows, the clux of doublethink.
>>82617327
Obama will be remembered as the best thing since sliced cheese
Nevermind that he:
>Presided over the worse race relations climate in recent memory
>Drafted a trade agreement in secret to bolster the rights of corporations
>Allowed the use of drone strikes to kill American citizens
>Did nothing to roll back the PATRIOT act privacy invasion (and is on record saying that if you want protection you have to let Big Brother in)
>Empowered ISIS to the point pentagon officials commited treason to give Assad and Russia information to crush the islamist rebels in Syria.
Thanks, Obama
No, really, thanks.
>>82617118
Christianity has a reformation to remove a great deal of the questionable bullshit.
Islam never had a reformation. And a lot of moderate muslims who rail against mainstream Islam for being barbaric are told by white people to stop being Islamophobic (no really, this is a thing that happens)
>>82617327
The US had to pick NOW to stop its long-standing policy of supporting brutal dictators against anyone they hate more.
Personally I don't know why we in Europe don't sort it ourselves this time. We should give Assad whatever the fuck he needs to grind Islamic State into the dirt. Hell, we should send our ground troops if need be. Most of the European extremists who wanted to go must be in IS controlled Syria by now, we've herded them all into a nice killing zone and it's about time we sprung the trap.
>>82603102
Well all GamerGate did was put SJWs in the spotlight and make them even more popular and got $$$ whereas before /pol/ got involved they were literally unimportant women just having opinions.
>>82617591
>Thinks that Gamergate is that important and influential
>>>/6+2chan/
>>82604372
Underrated movie.
>>82617647
Zoe Quinn would be a minuscule being if it weren't for Gamergate. Now she has a fucking movie deal with Scarlet Johannson playing her.
All GamerGate has is a bunch of still irrelevant d-list actors and a fag pissbaby whose claim to non-gamergate fame is throwing a fit at the white house because a private corporation removed a jpeg from the end of his account handle.
>>82617524
>Obama will be remembered as the best thing since sliced cheese
Nah, you're thinking of Bush.
Obama will be the next Herbert Hoover and all the economic failures of the era will be blamed on him.
>>82605408
You'd have to be wilfully ignorant not to see that they also run the banks and most of the mainstream media.
Not that I hate them or anythingI do wish they'd stop mutilating babies genitals, but besides that I have no problems with thembut it's clear that they do.
>>82617795
We were in a recession for the last half of Bush's presidency.
Blaming Obama for economic failure is like blaming Joss Whedon for Star Wars The Force Awakens sucking.
>>82617795
FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT, ANON
My great uncle Herb isn't shit compared to that.
He's god incarnate!
He gave people healthcare! (by levying fines against people who didn't have it)
He's proof that America is better about race now! (after a half dozen race riots)
He's BLACK!
>>82605199
>who the fuck goes and watches a childrens movie and thinks "Let me, an adult, tell you why this kids movie, the one made for easily entertained kids, is bad"
Every single internet reviewer ever?
>>82617892
>Hear classmate talking about how great Obamacare is because their malformed ass with a half dozen medical issues can afford to reach breeding age.
>My ubermensche ass who doesn't need any medication or surgery to survive has to pick up the tab.
Fuck off, my money is for me, not your ass who should have died in childhood.
>>82617892
The fact he walks away with a Nobel Peace Prize is so fucking awful.
The worst of neo-con foreign policy with the worst of far left social dividing pandering.
>>82617892
Obama walks away with a Nobel Peace Prize.
How the actual fuck did he pull that one off, the worst of Neo-Con foreign policy with the worst of Liberal Identity Politics. He might be the worst modern day president, I can't believe he beat Bush for the title.
>>82604543
To be fair the stock markets were crazy in the runup to September. China especially.
I suspect the crash would actually have happened if China hadn't spent literally a full year's budget in less than a month bailing its market out, and arresting anybody who tried to sell off their rapidly-devaluing stocks.
>>82617978
>>82618069
Remember how he won that prize before doing a goddamn thing?
>>82618069
>>82617978
whoops, thought my post didn't go through so double pointed.
>>82618100
He got the prize because he wasn't Bush and he was Black, he invaded more middle-eastern countries than Bush did and toppled more foreign governments than Bush did. He had not learned a fucking thing from Bush's mistakes, even when he was campaigning against the outcome of the Iraq war.
Complete.
Fucking.
Failure.
>>82617865
>You'd have to be wilfully ignorant not to see that they also run the banks and most of the mainstream media.
Then why is the mainstream media so anti-Israel and pro-Islam?
If Jews control the mainstream media then they fucking suck at it.
>>82617289
Almost got laid watching this movie because of the robot sex scene
too beta to make a move tho
>>82618182
Yeah I visit /pol/ all the time but I could never swallow DER JUDEN conspiracy.
>>82601993
The third 21 jump street film is said to be Men In Black with Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
So, yeah, they're already on the edge.
>>82618179
No but it's ok because he was a democrat
When HE did it, it was ok. The media told me so.
REMEMBER HOW HILLARY WAS ALL FOR THE INVASIONS?!
NO?!
MY MISTAKE!
>>82618182
I've actually seen people on /pol/ blame the spread and support of Islam on the Jewish conspiracy.
/pol/ is hilarious.
>>82618182
Europe's media is definitely that slant, however United States conservatives fall over themselves to pander to the Israeli lobby. "Our Greatest Ally" is a meme for a reason, Israel receives millions in aid A DAY and anyone who opposes funding a first world country is called an anti-Semite.
Currently Judaism as a political force is in a massive civil war, cultural marxist from the frankfirt school of bitchcraft and hissyfits are inviting in an enemy that will simply displace the native liberal population with a birthrate of 6:1.
The actually sensible if ruthless and selfish Zionists are fucking terrified of an Islamic Europe, as they know they will be a target, so two media empires are crashing and smashing eachother.
>>82603102
Donald Trump being on the ballot for president.
Just. No way, but the news keep talking about him
>>82618387
The idea is uneducated muslims would be easier to control than white people
Really?
Really guys?
White trash is pretty easy to direct too.
Obama can admit Syria was a mistake. Even Putin thinks he's cool for doing that.
He was on the fence for intervening, and only Hillary Clinton going, "Hey no I met up with the rebels, TRUST me, trust ME" is what made him decide to go through with it. He knew the risks, but he placed his trust in the wrong person.
>>82618426
>he shills for hill
We are electing the first centrist shitposting president, what the fuck are you doing?
>>82605029
Theres a 2?
>>82603102
I once asked /pol/ to deliver proof on these infamous Jewish agendas being pushed on screen but all he could come up with was a Wikipedia link about the CIA working as an advisor for some shitty military movie.
>>82618426
>Donald Trump being on ballot for president is /pol/ being wrong
I think you mean /leftypol/, brah
>>82618444
GOOD THING WE'RE IN A POSITION WHERE HILLARY MIGHT BE THE NEXT POTUS, HUH?!
>>82618455
Kek bless Trump and his transcendental shitposting.
>>82618429
/pol/ is actually great for cutting through garbage msm nonsense and finding obscure but critical information. There is no board better for looking at the islamification of Europe with a critical eye, but when it comes to the Jews they always go full retard.
Jews are over represented in the media by far, there is a lot of nepotism in the entertainment industry. However the fall of Europe is not a Zionist scheme but simply the worst of cultural marxism sacrificing nations to kowtow to the worst of groups.
>>82618491
>GOOD THING WE'RE IN A POSITION WHERE HILLARY MIGHT BE THE NEXT POTUS, HUH?!
Look man. It's not my fault the only other option on the ballot is a literal joke. I was rooting for a decent Republican candidate. Hell, I was even rooting for Sanders for a second, because he's not Hillary.
>>82618552
Are you a cruz missile?
I have no idea why anyone would support anyone other than Rand, Carson or Trump on the Republican ticket.
>>82618455
>>82618491
>Finally decided to check the news
...Holy shit.
CRUZ DROPPED OUT!?
>Donalds the only one left to face Hillery the woman, or Sanders, the Socialist.
![IMG_0415[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/cWu5CzS.png "IMG_0415[1].png")
>>82603159
>>82603382
>>82603102
every time they prattle about some conspiracy theory whether "muh holohoax" or "muh climate scam".
but will we get Angry Birds: The Movie: The Game
>>82618581
People are supporting Rand or Carson?
You might as well say Sanders is a viable Democratic candidate.
