How would they end up as, as adults?
>>82564178
One as a game dev, one as a rocket scientist, and one as a used car salesman
Computer Scientist
Replica clothes salesman
NEET
>>82564178
Berniefags
>>82564208
>Ed as a game dev
I'd actually like to see how that'd work out with him.
You think he'd be part of some small indie team or a big name co.?
>>82564646
small indie team that is okay with his eccentricisms because they enjoy gravy and there's a really powerful niche market for really weird games
Double D finally goes insane, one thing leads to another and he ends up being an underground surgeon for the mafia.
Ed becomes the president of a low budget horror film studio similar to Troma and becomes a renowned figure in the indie film and horror scene.
Eddy becomes a used car salesman and constantly gets arrested for cutting corners and endangering his customers.
>>82564208
Wait, instead of that, what if Eddy became a porn star and Double D became trans?
>>82564178
Basically.
>>82565113
>Eddy travels from town to town under a new alias
>scamming people left and right and booking once they call for his head
>lives in a shitty motel
>relative dies, Eddy gets the house in his name
>old cabin in the woods, really run down
>weird shit left inside, makes them into odd tourist attractions
>makes a good profit off of it
>one day gets a letter
>it's from the Kanker sisters
>says how they all mothered his brother's children after they took turns fucking his unconscious body in his trailer
>"We can't find your brother so they're you're problem now."
>Old Eddy now raising his nieces and/or nephews in his old cabin
>here in Gravity Falls
>>82565113
>Double D finally goes insane, one thing leads to another and he ends up being an underground surgeon for the mafia
and then one day he accidentally kills all of them single-handedly.
>>82564178
http://vampiremeerkat.deviantart.com
Have fun sempai
Because of Double D's overbearing parents for order and cleanliness, Double D becomes a bubble boy of sorts and is afraid of germs.
Ed's obsession with horror comics leads him to become an amateur horror film maker with mild success.
Eddy is the owner of a wealthy company named that provides loans. Even though it's a legitimate business on paper, Eddy applies clever tricks and hidden rules in his contracts in order to scam his customers out of their loans and create impossible debts.
>>82565843
anon, your fancomic sucks
>>82564178
Double D becomes a scientist
Eddy tries to be the next Donald Trump and is unsuccessful, but still manages to strike it rich somehow
Ed ends up becoming a comic book writer and eventually writes stories that /co/ enjoys
>>82566181
I don't even like that bara but for some reason I find that huge Eddy to be kinda hot
>>82566181
Eddy needs to shave his armpit hairs ASAP
>>82566260
Nogger detected. Get stumped nig
>>82565826
lel
They moved on from jaw breakers to bigger action.
>>82566379
Rolf's hair is way grosser imo
>>82566181
>jonny becomes neil de'grass tyson
>>82566181
I guess eddy takes after his dad.
>>82566691
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_qvg3wL5o
>>82566841
I actually see Jonny as the type who believes the earth is flat.
>>82564178
How do the genius, conartist and circus strongman end up as adults?
The three who showed exceptional entrepreneurship, ambition and vision at an early age persistently despite failure?
You're asking me how the kids who pretty much sorted the drive to succeed in adolescence sort themselves out in adulthood?
Again are you asking me about the fundamental basis of every episode of the show we both watched?
>>82567053
Yeah. It was always a mystery why he was so runty. Answer: late bloomer.
>>82566181
Where's Plank?
Double D becomes a renowned neurologist and author of several books on the subject.
Eddy tried to make make it big as an Investment Banker, but ends up being busted by the SEC for skirting regulations and being pretty sloppy about it. Now makes a decent living working the lecture circuit.
Ed works at a comic book store and runs a Fangoria knockoff site that focuses on covering low budget indie horror flicks. It doesn't get as much traffic as it could due to a flood of grammar and editorial mistakes.The three of them don't really keep in touch beyond the occasional Christmas card.
>>82566181
>Rolf is now a hairy wolfman.
I am surprisingly okay with this.
>>82569403
Plank became a Bara Tree.
>>82564178
I mean these guys are pretty much that already, aren't they?
>>82573637
>Double D goes dudebro
Double d - a successful scholar who will prob have a self realization crisis and commit suicide
Eddy - jailed for illegal business practices
Ed - works at a gas station
>>82573637
That man wears that doorag well.
>>82565706
Go.
Away.
>>82573749
>it's an attempt to keep what's under his hat concealed while blending into modern society in a way he has come to think of as "cool"
>>82571273
He's pretty attractive.
>>82564178
Double D would be a science professor, Eddy would be a used cars salesmen and Ed would be a chicken farmer.
How about we reboot the series. WITHOUT danny. Have them be burnouts in highschool. Freshman year.
It would shit.
Can someone explain why people don't like the School episodes?
I thought they were generally funny, and the one where they try to escape the school in a plane is one of my top 10 episodes.
>>82573970
Don't forget thin, non-wobbly outlines. And remove Nazz, she's problematic.
Only use the most basic stock sound effects, and use memes instead of writing actual jokes.
> Edd
Principal at Peach Creek High
> Ed
Works at the LCS
> Eddy
Runs multiple pyramid schemes online and is top salesman at a car dealership
They get together for drinks on the weekends.
>>82569403his penis
>>82565826
They're literally adult Ed edd and eddy
I like to think that the three of them started up an online company in high school that somehow ended up big enough to give them a steady paycheck, so they just kept doing it.
>>82564178
>Double D: Dead by suicide.
>Eddy: Poorly functioning, drunken adult who had to have a metal plate put in his head and his hand amputated from a car accident; he still has surgical scars on his head and has a hook for a hand. Contemplates suicide whenever he thinks back to his youth.
>Ed: Tapped into his inner psyche and ascended into elder-Godhood. Lives underground as an all seeing Guru.
>>82575397
>Double D
Eh, I can see it, but-
>Eddy
Ooookay, now you're just being edgy-
>Ed
Disregard that, your headcanon checks out. Carry on.
>>82573637
The entire series is very distinctly, "My childhood living in early 80s white suburbia," so yes.
>>82566181
Johnny looks like a 70's porn actor.
>>82575397
>Double D: Dead by suicide
Why?
>>82577676
he looks rather ugly for a female.
>>82577814
>Double D
>Female
>>82578155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5AG5Rl-ziQ
>>82564178
more importantly, how did the other characters end up as adults?
>>82579838
>Kankers
Still living in a trailer park and proud of it.
>>82569074
>version 1 Edd and Marie kids
>5 loli that are as horny as their mother and clever enough to maximize their sexuality without getting in trouble
god help us
>>82579838
Kevin becomes a football player and is murdered during a drug deal gone wrong
Double D becomes a detective and tracks down Kevin's killer who happens to be Eddy's Brother (who's in worse shape than the movie)
During a shoot out, Eddy's brother is shot out a window and dies
