So what did you guys think of Civil War Aunt May?
>>82557581
I would like to have sex with her, if you catch my meaning
>>82557581
GMILF. That or Tomei is set in the role for the rest if her career and we get to see her age as the character.
>>82557581
Since Spiderman is a toddler, it makes sense she's so young
>>82557581
im fine with it.
i mean, does aunt may really need to be THAT old? not all aunts look like grandmas.
>>82557581
Weird as hell. Who would have thought Tony Stark/Aunt May would be a canon ship in any continuity?
The more waifus the merrier.
>>82557581
I think it was best summed up as "aunt bae"
I don't get why people have such an issue with her not being a granny. When I was a teenager my aunt was 40ish. Tomei is 51.
>>82557753
It's actually less weird than his aunt looking like a grandma.
Indifference, the only good thing about it was that it led to surrogate dad stuff with Tony.
Personally, I'm fine with her age, but I want that Ultimate May short silver hair. Right now, she just isn't recognisable as Aunt May.
>>82557944
I think people are far too used to Aunt May being literally a grandma.
Because I just keep hearing the same shit with my friends:
"Gee, don't you think Aunt May looks too young? She's too sexy."
And variations of that.
Same goes for Holland's Peter.
I'm sure they'll come around some day.
Hopefully.
How many Tony/May fanfics will this spawn?
I think I literally watched the wrestler just because she played a stripper and she still looks really good iwthout clothes on
They should have dyed parts of her grey to show her ageing. Best of both worlds.
>>82557581
Don't really mind but is there a reason why Aunt May keeps getting younger?
Other than the obvious.
>>82558762
Because Peter Parker keeps getting younger.
Peter is 15 in the MCU, so it would make sense for someone his age to have an aunt that is not 80 something.
Dead on balls accurate.
>>82558827
Makes sense.
Although Peter was round the same age in his first appearance right? And we had old May then.
>>82558991
Times were different I guess. Maybe people who were 50 looked way older.
>>82557994
>Same goes for Holland's Peter.
I've never heard anyone complain that he's too sexy at his age.
>>82558719
You mean not dyed her hair so much, surely.
>>82558335
They dated back in the 90's, probably a sex tape out there somewhere
>>82559244
>They dated back in the 90's
What?
You mean RDJ and Marisa Tomei?
>>82559263
Well it works either way.
>yfw Tony is Peter's baby daddy
>>82557613
Not really.
Elaborate
>>82559263
Yeah that's what I meant, it was brief but it happened
>>82559263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q45IXuc8Zt0 Here is the proof
>I hope you got a few good licks in
Since when does Aunt May actively encourage Peter to fight back?
You're now reminded that Peter Parker and Tony Stark slept together.
>>82559186
I forgot that people naturally grey, because so many women dye their hair at the first sign of greying.
>>82557581
You know what I thought was weird? Tony making a big deal about May being hot and her saying "well aunts come in a lot of shapes and sizes" I get that it was supposed to be a joke because May is the crypt keeper in the comics but it was pretty dumb.
>>82557753
MOST aunts don't look like grandmas.
Anyways, I liked her.
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I thought the scene where Aunt May gave Whiplash a lapdance was pretty fucked up. Isn't this movie meant to be for kids? And isn't Whiplash supposed to be dead, anyway?
>>82559728
Of course they did, I saw Tropic Thunder.
>Usually jack off to Aunt/Nephew porn or fapfiction
>mfw every Aunt May scene
>>82560124
>that pic
I legit thought that was Nicolas Cage in heavy make-up at first.
>>82560409
me too desu
>>82557944
Because since all the time Spider-Man has been around, you can count on a single hand the number of continuities where she is young while Pete is active.
Hell I can think of more stories/timelines where Ben is alive than her being young and bangable.
>>82557581
I'm excited for Tony to fuck her in Spider-Man: Homecoming
I hope Peter gets home from beating the villain and he's just taking her from behind on the couch, that would be hot
>>82561148
christ anon, language
Why are people upset about the change of making her not look like she's someone's Great Grandma than Aunt.
>>82557581
Imagine
Joe Pesci as Ben Parker
Jason Alexander as Doctor Octopus
it makes sense but I still miss homely grandmother Aunt May.
Yeah, she's always looked ancient.
>>82557581
She doesn't make good cookies.
>>82559044
>Gee, Aunt May, why do you look like you're 90 when you're 43?
>Great Depression, wartime rations, polio, take your pick, Peter.
She was too young. Amazing Spider-Man got it right: Not a granny, but not a fucking model
>>82559728
>that horrific young tony at the start of civil war.
>>82562111
The standards for models has fallen off, apparently. Though I guess these things happen with Tumblr running the universe
>>82562113
I was so shocked. I had no idea who that was supposed to be.
>>82559044
How old is MCU aunt May supposed to be? 35? Maybe 35 is the new 50.
>>82562390
Sex years old.
>>82562390
Marisa Tomei is like the same age as RDJ
Here's the real problem: so Peter's had his power for <6 months. That means Ben's been dead for less than, say, five and a half.
Did the character we saw look like someone who was mourning a lifelong awesome husband barely in his grave? Or did she come across as sliding off the couch at the thought of dat RDJ meat?
>>82557581
Does this mean Trouble is canon in MCU?
>>82557581
Parker a Highschool student, somehow had a geriatric "Aunt".
I prefer, milf-may
>>82561401
Because they were weaned on 616 May's dessicated teat.
>>82557581
>>82557753
Here's my question.
Why IS the classic Aunt May depicted as a woman in her 70's? Wouldn't it make more sense to make her Peter's grandmother?
>>82564223
Probably Peter's grandma'sq sister in law
>>82557817
It's even funnier when you realize RDJ and Tomei dated back in the 90's...
>>82562390
She's 51 irl.
>>82557581
Is that the same chick who is playing psylocke on the new xmen movie?
>>82564562
what about the one time she was peter's mom
>>82557581
Slightly upset, I was hoping they'd do the plot they did in the comics where she gets really sick and needs medical attention, which causes Peter to have to get a job to pay her medical bills all while juggling being a hero and a student.
>>82561720
>Ultimate Spider-Man toon
Fuck out of here with that shit. At least post the correct version you faggot.
>>82564223
Well you have to keep in mind that she was created in the 60s, when the life expectancy was 50 years old. This being the case, I assume Aunt May is suppose to be ten years or so older than her sister.
Who's playing Mary Jane?
>>82557581
All I feel is the urge to brutalize mine on wang upon the fleshlight I have in the crawlspace of my bedroom.
>>82568049
>>82567865
Aunt May is Aunt May, faggot
>>82557581
I busted 6 nut in my pants when she appeared on screen.
>>82568129
I wouldn't be able to contain my boner during this movie desu.
>>82568153
>Anything Ultimate toon being anything like it's source material.
I refuse to watch anything past season 1, that was legitimately all I was able to take of that show.
>>82557581
I want to BONE her
>>82568129
Goddamn.
Everyone in the first five rows in front of me would get a white shower of baby making love juice.
>>82557581
Costanza/10
>>82568039
Well you have to keep in mind that she was created in the 60s, when the life expectancy was 50 years old.
This is one of the more stupid things I heard today
>>82568379
>>82568599
That's not Mary Jane but thanks for sharing anyway
>>82569723I can dream
>>82569881
Dream about the universe where she didn't ruin her boobs.
>>82558991
Peter was a college student in his first appearance I think. Comics code wouldnt allow for younger heros due to depictions if violence.
But I could be wrong
>>82570216
I do. Every time I watch reruns of Modern Family.
>>82559681
This is more like the Ultimate version of Aunt May. She threatened to tear off J.J. Jameson's Hitler stache one time.
>>82567865
Yeah, U Aunt May was always a QT, which makes sense because she and Ben are supposed to be the contemporaries of Peter's parents, not his grand parents.
>>82570428
damn I miss ultimate peter
>>82557581AUNTS
>>82562113
I just kept thinking about Weird Science.
>>82562738
Hey, Anon, Ben's dead, but she isn't. Also, she has Peter to think about, and being a single mom (Basically) is tough. If she can land Tony Stark, she and her nephew are set for life.
Also, you know, he's not bad looking, and is charming in-universe.
>>82570282
>Peter was a college student in his first appearance I think. Comics code wouldnt allow for younger heros due to depictions if violence.
>But I could be wrong.
You are. He's like 15-16 in his first appearance and definitely in High School.
>>82557581
How young will her next incarnation be? In her 30s? 20s?
>>82560124
I'll see you a lapdancing Aunt May and raise you a Scarlet Witch incest make-out with Quickslav.
>>82557581
Can't wait for the /ss/.
>>82557581
Peter is not related to Aunt May, right? Uncle Ben was the one who was related by blood to his parents?
You know what that means? /ss/ when?
>>82574218
The next version of Spider Man will be set in West Virginia, Aunt May will be about 17.
>>82557581
She was hot.
I also thought Tom Holland was really cute.
>>82574347
But anon,twincest is my fetish
>>82574347
>making out with Quicksilver
>Not letting Thanos cummed inside of her while some asians watch
>>82557581
Has Marvel ever explained why the fuck 616 May is so fucking ancient when she's just his aunt? Were May and Ben originally supposed to be Pete's grandparents or something? Tomei is at a way more reasonable age for a the aunt of a 15 year old than fucking Ric Flair Aunt May from the comics.
>>82562738
Mourning a spouse is a lot easier when you're still young and fit enough that "if I fall in the shower and break a hip, who will call for an ambulance?" isn't a realistic concern.
>>82574458
>cummed
>>82574460
Nope. But to be fair she's stayed at that age while Pete got older, so it ended up working out
>>82574458
Is that a thing?
>>82574748
Oldboy
It makes sense in the grand scheme of things. If they got an old lady, who's to say she'll be around for the next movie, and the next. With Tomei, she is a nice age for an aunt, and will age appropriately with Peter's young age. Once he's in his mid 20s she'll be in more "grandma" looking.
>>82562113
Had a weird uncanny valley
>>82574393
she's his real mom, who had him with his father.
ben was infertile but she wasn't
>>82575399
I hope you're happy
The only thing that sorta bothered me was how casual Tony was about flirting with Peter's mom when you know as a viewer Uncle Ben probably died less than six months ago.
>>82557581
I would force myself into the shower with her.
>>82573954
>>82575399
shhhh anon no one likes to talk about this, most people wish that story never happen.
Hnnngg. Aooga
>>82557581
I like old-ass Aunt May. I mean I'm not really buying Pete has to provide for a hot 51 year old woman who can pull guys like Tony Stark, nor that he worries for her health, nor that she can provide some old wise schlocky advice to Pete.
So yeah, not really into it, not MUH AUNT. I thought Rosemary Harris was great as classic Aunt May.
But maybe she'll be interesting in her own way.
>>82557702
That argument. I mean, shit happens, a 15 year old having a 60+ year old aunt that doesn't look hot is not exactly crazy. That's how it was in comics and nobody raised an eyebrow.
>>82568039
Aunt May says "I fell like a spry 60 year old" In Amazing Spider-Man I believe 18. So it's safe that she's 60+, while Pete is less than 18 at that point.
But yes
> I assume Aunt May is suppose to be ten years or so older than her sister.
Is a safe assumption.
>>82568386
I'm sorry.
dammit. in the immortal words of jackie chan, "i don't want no trabble"
>>82575600
Her role in SM2 was wonderful. Made the Parker parts for me.
>>82575740
hero in all of us speech is still probably the most defining speech in a superhero movie
>>82575763
>tfw Aunt May was a better Pa Kent than Pa Kent
>>82557581
That look she made in the end credits gave me the biggest fucking boner.
I wonder how much RDJ was involved in her casting. It sounded like he was partly responsible for Tom Holland being cast as Spiderman, showing up for auditions to read alongside the actors. So maybe RDJ brought Marissa Tomei in too.
>>82557581
Aunt Bae
>>82575884
They were in some movies together decades ago.
>>82570428
This got me interested what happened next?
>>82575712
Someone post the edit
>>82558762
Hot May has been a thing since Ultimate Spider-Man.
>>82557581
My dick agrees, and by association, so does my right hand. My sheets are less appreciative, but fuck em.
>>82576125
moral of the story
>aunt may had that good pussy back in the day
>steal yo man pussy
>create super hero pussy
>that good goooood pussy
>>82575972
If I don't remember wrong JJJ gets all hot and bothered by a woman who calls him names and gets curious and they date for a while
>>82576337
Better him than Otto.
>>82576360
better him than his dad (which actually happened in the 616)
>>82576125
delete this
>I Want her age to keep shrinking until she is only his aunt because Peter's mom had a kid sister.
>"Uncle" Ben is Peter's best friend since their all around the same age
>>82557581
They shoulda got the chick who plays Carol on The Walking Dead. She's supposed to be a damn gmilf, not some chick a year or 2 older than Peter. Blatant mis-casting in order to further the career of a young white woman.
>>82576572
Nigga, McBride is younger than Tomei
>>82576579
Then Tomei has aged very well.
