>>82540308
There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:
Spiral staircase
Rhinoceros beetle
Ruins street
Fig tart
Rhinoceros beetle
Via dolorosa
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Giotto
Angel
Hydrangea
Rhinoceros beetle
Singularity point
Secret emperor
Scott really needs to get his fucking priorities in order.
>Hey guys I'm gonna risk tearing myself in half and dying even though I have a daughter to care for.
Press F to pay respects
>>82543083
He thought 5 super assassins were about to take over the world and needed to be stopped.
>>82543083
>I'm going to become a fugutive, risk my life and be sent to super guantanamo because someone asked nicely even though I have a daughter to care for
Vis, we talked about this.
>>82543093
Shill mods won't sticky
>>82543107
No more phasing into me.
>>82543121
Cry about it that might change their minds
>>82543083
It's Scott, I wouldn't take him 100% at his word. He did say he'd grown large once before. Albeit in the lab and he said he fainted. It's obviously something he's been willing to try.
Besides, why complain about him almost dying when he's a super hero. It's not exactly a safe occupation but Baskin Robbins would only find out again if he tried going back and what they'd do to him would be 1000 times worse than ripping him in half. You don't fuck with Baskin Robbins, dude.
>>82543128
Holy shit her fucking tits
She's so unbelievably hot.
>>82543093
Fucking hell those nipples
>>82543083
>>82543100
Didn't his wife still have total custody?
>>82543150
>>82543093
rip agent moocow
>>82543139
>Baskin Robbins
It's a testament to Marvel that what would be a forced meme in any other franchise has been completely embraced.
>>82543139
Baskin Robbins don't play.
>>82543159
No, you can just be some contrarian faggot who hates fun.
>>82543093
>>82543164
She is very pretty.
>>82543093
F for Fuckoff Sharon
>>82543093
Shame about the horseface.
>that feel when none of Scott's friends were in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FhgZ5Wn8U
>>82543183
>>82543188
Weak b8
>>82543196
>That feel
Elation?
Those three racist caricatures were the worst part of an already bad movie.
>>82543196
>that feel when Wasp wasn't in this
I think my favorite scene of the entire movie was Bucky and Sam were Cap's wingmen. I couldn't have asked for a more perfect moment.
Shame Sharon sucks.
>>82543093
I honestly didn't expect to enjoy the airport fight scene as much as I did.
>>82543083
>>82543100
Everyone always forgets about the whole 5 evil super-soldiers in Siberia motivation.
>>82543220
This guy ain't in da sysm.
>>82543093
>>82543164
>>82543198
She is the perfect woman
>>82543249
>>82543235
>Cap Recruits people to fight evil super soldiers
>Ends up going to face them with only Bucky anyway
Ultimately rendering their involvement pointless
>>82543196
I'm sure they were off-camera. Steve needed an elite team to break into the Raft, after all. No shield, no edge. He needed Juan Punch Man.
>>82543235
>>82543099
It's never made clear whether he knows about that or not.
>>82542407
>Bucky doesn't because he's nearly dead inside.
>mfw "I don't want to talk about it"
>>82543267
That's not really a problem with anybody's motivation, that's just an unfortunate circumstance.
>>82543267
They allowed enough of a distraction for Cap and Bucky to ditch Team Stark at the airport. They're going to be Cap's Secret Avengers team going forward, probably.
Is Zemo possibly the best villian?
>>82543267
Yeah because he planned it that way, right?
>>82543274
>all those unconscious Raft guards at the end were the work of Luis, not Cap
I believe it
>>82543221
Sadly they probably had too many people flying around. Besides between introducing Spidey and then going Giant Man it would have been a bit much. Leave her to show up dramatically in Infinity War.
>>82543060
>dat reference
>>82543275
He implied he knew the plot about secret assassins or whatever when Clint pulled him out of the van. They knew they were trying to stop a greater threat, that the airport fight wasn't the real battle, which is why they were willing to sacrifice themselves getting caught.
>One of the trigger words is homecoming
What does it mean?
>>82543297
No. He's a completely shallow character.
And his plan is reliant on luck and coincidence.
>Frank Grill has hinted that Crossbones may play a larger role in later movies
....The fuck?
He got compressed into a ball of fire, how the fuck would he come back?
And what the hell would he do anyways? He's just some brute anyways, he wasn't even working for Hydra by the time he got offed.
>>82543297
He was pretty forgettable
Most normal people probably will forget he was even in this movie. He didn't do anything memorable.
>>82543297
He won in the end.
So yeah
>>82543333
Yeah, the guy who plays Jasper Sitwell said something similar too.
>>82543333
Red herring dude, to avoid spoilers
>>82543275
It was.
Bucky told Steve and Sam the story and said he wasn't the only Winter Soldier.
That's why Sam knew where the 2 *escaped* to.
>>82543333
Hebecomes Dormammu
>>82543297
1. Isn't pointlessly killed off in his sole appearance
2. Fights super powered people through a master-plan instead of trying to use force
3. Has a strong motivation that isn't HE'S EEEEEEVIL
4. Completely succeeds in his plan
5. Isn't a secret Super Nazi or Thanos flunky
Signs point towards yes.
>>82543168
Would you want Defenders as a series or a movie, even if it's a movie that only shows up direct to Netflix? Condense their budget into ~2 hours of on-screen shit going down, maybe?
>>82543333
He was probably trying to avoid spoilers revealing that his character died and didn't kill Cap, so he was just talking crap.
He could have fit in with the MCU Thunderbolts, though.
>>82543297
I mean, from in an in-universe standpoint, sure.
Outside, he's just some dude who got lucky. Killing the Winter Soldiers was the most threatening thing he did.
>>82543340
>getting the Avengers to kick each other's asses
>not memorable
k
>>82543324
Bucky becomes Peter's sex slave.
It'll be 2 hours of Pete getting past his spaghetti and hiding him in his room.
>>82543297
The dude had a plan, and succeeded. He tore the Avengers apart fucking badly. That's a win
So RDJ is done after Avengers 3?
>>82543377
They'll remember Tony fighting Cap
They'll remember Spider-Man, Ant-Man, maybe even Vision, possibly Bucky
They won't remember generic white man with no super powers
>>82543363
On one hand, movie has bigger budget. On the other, series has better ability to explore characters and their interactions between fights. I'm torn.
>>82543400
Him and Evans are done I think.
>>82543377
>>getting the
Dude didn't get shit.
The Avengers were already fighting each other without Zemo's involvement.
I like how Hydra is basically a non-entity at this point. Crossbones is just doing shit on his own with some goons, the main villain isn't affiliated with them at all, and the Winter Soldiers were just rotting away in some facility.
Even if it's unintentional, it ties in well with AoS.
>>82543405
If you say so.
>>82543379
>/s/ebastian /s/tan gettings /ss/'s by /s/pider-man
Oh baby.
>>82543363
>Defenders
A well-done series like DD season 1 is fine.
But at least let everyone show up for Infinity War. Even just as a news clip of the tv/netflix heroes keeping order in NYC during the big battle.
>>82543417
And he amped it up and had Cap and Iron Man beating the living shit out of each other.
>>82543413
Will they make Sebastian, Cap?
>>82543413
I'm a bit burned out from RDJ but not for Evans.
Serpent Society Cap movie when
>>82543365
>He could have fit in with the MCU Thunderbolts, though.
Fucking this.
While I enjoyed the film it's sad that when he died my first thoughts were 'well that's one less villain they could use in a mcu thunderbolts'
Did anyone else really enjoy Peter being reminiscent of young Steve in his motivations for using his powers and "for the little guy"?
And then did anybody else get creeped out that Stark was basically manipulating an impressionable kid with Steve's characteristics because he couldn't actually get Cap to listen to him?
>>82543417
The dude got the UN involved and watched while they tore each other apart.
>>82543453
I was burned out on RDJ before this movie but he fuckin nailed it this time
He's gonna be in Homecoming too
>>82543458
>And then did anybody else get creeped out that Stark was basically manipulating an impressionable kid with Steve's characteristics because he couldn't actually get Cap to listen to him?
Not really. That's right on par with Tony's ego.
>>82543465
>The dude got the UN involved
Ross got the UN involved.
>>82543467
So 200m for him confirmed?
So, unrelated, how would you want the shows to tie in with the movies?
Like, there's an invasion in New York, and the Defenders are briefly shown helping police defend the city, or the Avengers need info, and Coulson's team is shown raiding a Hydra base and sending it over.
I know it won't happen, but speculation is fun.
>>82543297
No, that's still ol' Willy Fisk.
>>82543467
Disney being greedy means we'll get Iron Man 4 as well. (IM3 made a bigger AoU budget possible)
>>82543458
Tony let himself get so worked up he drafted a 15 year old boy into hunting down some of the most powerful people on the planet.
>>82543497
I can agree with this.
One of my favorite things about season one was because of him in general
>>82543453
Feel like this movie didn't really finish Cap's story all that well so it's obligatory he's going to have to show up in the future.
>>82543060
First half of the movie is a incoherent mess being pulled in too many directions. Movie is 20 minutes too long. Plot revolves around Stark being a complete idiot and Zemo being a Keikaku tier villain. Action while choreography and stuntwowk wise is strong, it's hampered by shitty cinematography, shaky cam and quick cuts and edited poorly. But damn I really enjoyed it. Everyone was great, Panther was good but drifting in and out of accent too much. All in all solid 7.5 out of 10, maybe 8. Not better than TWS but still pretty fucking great.
Why didn't Iron Man just rape the Winter Soldier?
>>82543514
Even if he trusted Steve at that point not to go in for the kill, he still was under the impression that Bucky was a murdering psychopath. Him drafting Peter into that was really questionable.
>>82543484
Justly, the powerhouses like Luke Cage should be in the main battle front.
The rest can be Earthbound heroes and support (via scenes or news clips).
>>82543351
Go away, please.
>>82543534
HYDRA already bullied his asshole enough as it is.
>mfw i just realized Zemo was the movies star Nazi hero from Inglorious Bastards
>>82543351
lmao
>>82543534
I'm still laughing at all the Tonyfags whining about Bucky pulling a "cheap shot" by grabbing Stark's ankle. Even with his arm blown off, Bucky is best bro.
>>82543441
>But at least let everyone show up for Infinity War. Even just as a news clip of the tv/netflix heroes keeping order in NYC during the big battle.
And then everyone discovers Coulson is still alive when he drives a Helicarrier on the scene with Daisy strapped to the front shooting quake waves.
Post credits scene is Coulson and Bucky robo-arm wrestling.
>>82543311
Also, Evangeline Lilly's pregnant.
>>82543617
>Coulson and Bucky robo-arm wrestling.
Both Left hand/arm ... could work.
>>82543617
According to the tie-in novel, Black Widow knows Coulson is alive, even the the rest don't.
>>82543617
Coulson needs to wield the Gauntlet though
It will be like poetry
Was anyone else disappointed there was no Abomination cameo in the raft?
>>82543590
Alas poor Tony, I knew your father well.
>>82543441
They won't ever. MCUfags haven't learned yet?
>>82543651
>tie-in novel
Are you going to cite the tie-in comics next?
It's the Marvel CINEMATIC Universe.
>>82543666
Ross could have touted him like some big victory too
So /co/, could you see this Zemo starring in a thunderbolts movie?
>>82543676
lol
"Don't bullshit me Rogers, did you know!?"
Everyone in the theater had their asses clenched in that moment. Amazing scene. Then the bitch-slap...
>>82543651
I think it was inferred in AoU that the ex-SHIELD agents (Maria, Natasha, Clint, Clint's wife) know about Fury's extra curricular involves a *hidden team* ...
>>82543660
Not the Gauntlet you mean, of course, but it reminds me of people thinking Mack would turn into pic related.
>>82543676
If they're stated as canon, they're canon.
Deal with it.
>family dies because he was an idiot and thought "oh this will be far enough away from the super human fight and the giant floating rock"
>spends years formulating the most convoluted plan imaginable
>hundreds more people die because of his actions
>breaks up the team that is the Earth's only defense against alien forces
>MUH FAMILY
I will never understand villain motivations like this. At all.
Who's reaction to their family dying is "I'm going to find an old Russian test sight full of super soldiers, orchestrate terrorist attacks and purchase nearly perfect facial prosthetic of a guy from 100 years ago solely so can lure a bunch of superheroes to one spot to show them footage of an old man being punched in the face, so they'll fight"
>>82543687
Oh great, Jason X and Penance show up, but where's the Penitent Puss?
>>82543060
What was the post credit scene 1 and 2. I walked out of theatre like a moron and didn't remember. Give me a detailed synopsis.
>>82543721
You sound like you'd be fun at parties.
>>82543060
>>82543060
What was the post credit scene 1 and 2. I walked out of theatre like a moron and didn't remember. Give me a detailed synopsis.
>>82543723
1)Steve brings Bucky to Wakanda
2)Peter and Aunt May
>>82543721
It's almost like superheroes and supervillains feel emotions and have motivations that are MORE than human.
What a thought.
>>82543723
Bucky is now Nora to T'Challa's Mr.Freeze
Spidey has a bat signal
>>82543060
Did anyone feel slightly depressed after watching Civil War when you realised thatyou will never fuck a girl as gorgeous as Scarlett Johansson or Elizabeth Olsen?
>>82543741
It's easy if you don't hang around braindead mongoloids like yourself.
>Potts and I are taking a break...
Yikes, I guess she's asking for more in her contract?
>>82543782
No. Because I have a gf (went to see it together) and not trapped in a basement like you.
>>82543794
Ow the edge
I liked the score for this movie. The theme playing during important confrontations was epic, but sad, like something that would play in the back ground of a falling monument.
>>82543060
Why was action shot so fucking terribly? Fuck jumpcuts and shaky cam shit. Edited poorly too.
>>82543723
Scene 1 was Bucky getting an upgraded arm.
Scene 2 was "Spider-Man will return".
>>82543782
Is there a webm of ScarJo's coochie all in Stan's face yet?
I need this for reasons
>>82543804
Pics or it didn't happen
i was alittle disappointed that ironman has all that technology in his armor, but needed to get within arms reach of winter soldier to fight. he should have just blown him up immediately. no running after him
>>82543782
I'm more sad that my waifu Natalie Dormer's character is old as shit by now in the MCU
>>82543821
Stan Lee has all the fun.
>>82543782
I was depressed because she looked dead inside.
>>82543825
NOOOO. You deserve to suffer.
>>82543816
>Bucky getting an upgraded arm
>>82543713
What about the comics that said Bucky was an orphan and that Cap's mom died when he was a kid? TWS shows Bucky had both parents and several siblings into adulthood and Cap's mom died when he was already grown up.
>>82543837
>>82543297
I still like Zola the best. His one scene in WS was excellent
>>82543816
>Bucky getting an upgraded arm
Were you high when you watched?
>>82543837
>zero Sebastian Stan Lee fanart anywhere
Consider my jimmies excelsior'd.
>>82543841
Was it rape?
>>82543841
This was when Tony realized he had fucked up (again).
>>82543816
>Bucky getting an upgraded arm
They gave his arm a wave cap and sent him on his way
>>82543872
Stupid sexy Sebastian Stan.
>>82543876
No, it was gang-bang.
>>82543894
>you will never impregnate Liz Olsen while she does an Eastern European accent
well I just made myself sad
>>82543890
>tfw no scene with T'Challa, Bucky and Steve cleaning up in a Wakandian bath house
>>82543854
Were they actually touted as canon?
>>82543903
>wanting to corrupt her
Disgusting.
Cap pulls all the babes. Even Team Stark's hottest members side with him by the end.
what the fuck is with Bucky's mouth?
>>82543924
>not wanting to make her yours in the most intimate way possible
disgusting
>>82543939
Candy bars that he stashed in his getaway bag.
>>82543939
He's being cucked by a Carter for the second time in 70 years. He's holding in his pain.
>>82543957
>>82543957
For the second time in two and a half years of self-awareness more like.
>>82543957
He's about to go nuclear. He's wild.
>>82543947
>implying that's notsleeping snuggled up
Disgusting.
>>82543590
Dat jawline tho
>>82543701
But he didn't know. Tony's a prick.
>>82543976
The red-dressed succubus usurped him 70 years before. (Buck never saw the demented old succubus from 2 years ago)
>>82544005
Steve did know. Zola told him about it.
He just didn't know how
>>82543992
Wow he looks almost unrecognizable when you change the hairstyle like that.
>Yfw your robot grand nephew was pussy whipped so hard it crippled you
>>82543721
>family dies because he was an idiot and thought "oh this will be far enough away from the super human fight and the giant floating rock"
You're right. Who takes shelter from a hurricane just outside the edge of the storm? You evacuate as far as you can get, until you know you're safe. Kind of stupid.
>>82543325
Anon, why are you so sure this was Zemo's Plan A? He's probably improvising everything after "See if the Winter Soldier did shit worth exploiting?"
>>82544021
PROOF that he should have cut his hair when he was hiding in Europe.
>>82543992
>>82543939
>>82543564
>powerhouse
>put into a coma by one shell of buckshot
Though I guess he can't do much worse than Black Widow, Hawkeye, and Falcon. Why are they on the team, again?
>>82543802
She already runs the company
>>82544005
Tony: "Hey kids! Who wants free grant money no matter what project you're working on!? YEAH!"
How many future villains will create their gear using the Tony Star grant?
>>82543811
Realism.
>>82543821
It was two stunt doubles anyway.
>>82544015
Did Steve know who? I just recall Zola mentioning that the Starks were threats that were taken out by Hydra.
>>82544039
He needs that long hair to play pretend with his customers while working as your typical Romanian prostitute.
>>82544048
Holy fuck how hilarious would that be. There is no winning when you're Tony.
>>82544043
BW for spy shits, Hawkeye as the heart of the team, and Falcon as the black side kick, tony gets to have one, its only fair cap has one too.
>>82544043
>put into a coma by one shell of buckshot
Closer than point blank though ... MASSIVE G-force headache there.
>>82544005
But he did know ... he says right after.
>>82544065
No, Steve said he didn't know it was Bucky.
>>82544067
Working for Hydra gave him plenty of survival skills.
Like opening wide.
>Fund every MIT student
>Suddenly hundreds of supervillains on the streets
>Scorpion, Mysterio, Rhino, Venom, Doc Ock, Vulture, Chameleon, Electro, Shocker, etc.
>Spider-Man has to deal with fucking all of it
After all, everything he does is a mistake.
>>82543157
>Didn't his wife still have total custody?
Basically. His daughter has a mother and a decent stepfather, so Scott knows she would be taken care of without him. He only wanted to see her for his own happiness.
>>82544043
Spy shit, surveillance and so on. Not every battle is won by superior firepower.
>>82544043
Because they're cool.
>MUH HEROES NEED POWERS OR THEY'RE LAME!!
Grow up.
>>82543580
I fucking knew he looked familiar
>>82544067
Nah he's too much of a landwhale at this point.
>>82544022
>yfw your buddy tells you that you can't unload on these traitors and cucks with your minigun
>>82544092
>He only wanted to see her for his own happiness.
No, he wanted to provide and be a good father.
>>82544015
Right, he didn't know it was Bucky. It wasn't bullshit. Steve backed down for a second and gave an answer that he knew was both fallacious and would make Tony angry. Why would he make Tony angry?
>>82544038
zemos plan was to exploit the sins of winter soldier past and present to stir the pot and cause the avengers to break up.
once they are fractured as a team, bring in thanos to kill everything
>>82544090
The best thing he ever did was fund a new kit for Spider-Man. I wonder if there's any other gadgetry hiding in that suit, or if the only technical parts are the web shooters and the lenses.
>>82544013
Yeah but he was basically a zombie for 70 years. The point of the movie is that he wasn't really himself.
>>82544130
He did know though. BW gave him files on WS.
>>82544048
REFRAME THE FUTURE. SEND A BEACON TO THANOS.
>>82544120
>No, he wanted to provide and be a good father.
Well it's not like his daughter isn't being care for in his absence. Yes, he want to be a good father, but he also want to be a hero, as the film said repeatedly. The fact that he ended up breaking the law to do it is just a quirk of his franchise.
>>82544042
>>82543992
Bucky more like Cucky amirite?
>>82544118
Well some people have a fat fetish.
>named bucky
>not the buck
why live
>>82544088
BUCKY IS NOT FOR SEXUAL... but nice bulge
>>82544148
(Meanwhile on ABC ... the Kree are here)
I want Winter Soldier Zemo and Zola to form the Masters after Infinity War.
I don't get it. How is it even feasible that Tony got fucked up in the end? He just fell over, and somehow didn't have the power to do anything anymore.
>>82544145
Then why did he lie?
>>82544161
The Buck is the guy in charge of his cryofreeze pod at the end.
Ayo hol up , so is Steve still worthy of Thor's hammer?
>>82544090
Let's see...
IM1 he inspired the Iron Monger
IM2 he inspired Vanko, Justin Hammer, and countless enemy nations to work on their own suits
IM3 he turned Killian to villainy and gave Maya a formula for Extremis
Avengers he provided sustainable energy to create the portal for the invasion of Earth
Age of Ultron he created Ultron and his weapons provided the drive for the twins to survive their augmentations which they used against the Avengers
I think funding the rise of nearly every Spidey villain would top all of these.
>>82544178
His power core was broken, rendering it a very heavy set of pajamas.
>>82543590
I can't stop staring at his hair. Is all of it real?
>>82544178
The implication was that Cap damaged the suit's arc reactor.
>>82544178
Steve smashed his arc reactor. The suit lost power. And it weighs about 700 pounds (to be expected from a suit that averages ~4 cm thick titanium armor and various bits like missiles and shock absorbers), so he can't really move in it under his own muscle power.
>>82543687
Yes.
>>82544042
>Longing
>Rusted
>Seventeen
>Daybreak
>Furnace
>Nine
>Benign
>Homecoming
>One
>Freight Car
>>82544178
Suit must weigh a few hundred pounds. Have you ever driven car without the power steering?
>>82544206
>>82544190
I get that. But before that happened, and after he fell over, he just let cap fuck up his reactor.
>>82544157
More cushion for the pushin'.
>>82544185
Sure. Then he tosses it to Bucky who grabs it easily, proving without his mind control he's fine. Then Bucky tosses it to Wanda. Then next thing you know the three of them are juggling the hammer. It ends when they toss it to Tony and he gets pulled down through fifteen damn floors of the Avengers Tower.
Being Tony is suffering.
>>82544178
The same reason why Rhodes got fucked up in the fall despite wearing armor.
Cap was pushing his shit in with enough force to be felt through his armor. That's why his head was bleeding and shit once the helmet came off.
That shit must have been terrifying. Could you imagine Cap coming after you in one of the worst ways possible?
>>82544188
So basically, Tony is the true main villain of the MCU.
>>82544184
>My name is Bucky... And I like to Cucky
>>82544185
>Ayo hol up , so is Steve still worthy of Thor's hammer?
Thor had done far worse than what Steve had done. Helping a friend in need and a refusal to sign one's name under false pretences is what Thor would do too.
Tony literally told Steve that the signatures don't matter because they can change the rules later. And you see Tony breaking the Accords himself later in the film because he never respected it. It was always meant to be a hollow gesture. But Steve outright refuse to sign anything unless he was actually going to obey it.
>>82544221
>Suit must weigh a few hundred pounds. Have you ever driven car without the power steering?
600-800 pounds actually.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/5532084/secrets-of-iron-mans-new-suits
>>82544217
DELETE THIS
>>82544178
Do you have even the slightest idea of how hard it must be to move that armor without power?
>>82544238
>time to cucky le Bucky
>>82544178
Armor was already fucked up
Friday even mentions that the beatdown is taking a toll.
The coup-de-grace: Vibranium shield driven into the arc reactor, thus depowering the armor.
>>82544150
Yeah I know I'm just saying he wasn't doing it just for his happiness.
>>82544183
He explains in the letter.
>>82544217
Numbers = Bucky's birth year
Homecoming = Spider Man
Freight car = Bucky's "death"
Daybreak = Community reference
>>82544243
Hello?
>>82544241
Maybe hiding the secret of the Starks' death is what made Steve feel unworthy and why he couldn't pick it up. Now he's free of that burden and he'll wield it in IW.
>still no sticky
Goddamnit mods.
>>82544217
Brühl's Russian was terrible. Guess the triggers are more like suggestions than precise keys.
>>82544268
>why he couldn't pick it up
he nudged it, I thought he was feigning not being able to pick it up
>>82544228
According to Vision's calculations.
>>82543939
He's pulling a Costanza.
>>82544222
Wasn't Cap slamming the edge of his shield into Stark's helmet over and over?
>>82544224
>three of them are juggling the hammer.
>>82544300
I think the nudging was a hint he was maybe capable but his self doubt over his guilt at hiding it rendered him unable in the end. But everyone interprets that scene differently.
>>82543939
One of my fave scenes in the movie.
>Stan Lee plays a postman
>mfw he's actually Willie Lumpkin and connects the MCU with the Fantastic Four once Marvel gets back the rights
>>82544317
So...
Can one be slightly worthy? A little bit worthy?
Where did AoU Cap rate on the worthy scale, with 0 being not worthy and 10 being odinson
>>82544289
I've understood people speaking English with horrible pronunciation before. As long as Bucky can understand it, it's most likely capable of controlling him. I doubt all his handlers have been Russian in the past.
>>82544338
Ask Whedon. A lot of his storytelling is inconsistent and makes no sense.
>>82544222
It's probably hard to sit up, the suit's not that flexible, there aren't that many joints so he can make way for more armor. Plus Cap was sitting on his chest. Plus Cap broke his rocket boots earlier so he couldn't just shoot out of that position like he did with Thor. PLUS Cap was repeatedly slamming his shield into Tony's helmet (the thinnest part of his armor, besides I guess his fingers and joints), eventually breaking it, meaning Tony was injured and disoriented (since he's still feeling the impact through the helmet), not exactly thinking clearly.
It was the perfect storm of everything going wrong in the five seconds it took for Cap to break the helmet. Then Tony instinctively shielded his face before doing anything else. Then Cap, with one quick blow, disabled the arc reactor.
>>82544289
Any Slavs in the house? How was Sebastian's Russian?
I know he can speak Romanian but I don't how similar they are phonically.
>>82544197
Yes, he grows it out for the role. He's stated he doesn't like wearing wigs because they look fake.
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>>82544317
I like the interpretation that the hammer rebuked him in AoU because his intention wasn't pure. He was just trying to show off and beat his friends in a silly contest.
>>82544376
A lot better than in TWS.
>>82543060
This movie was such a fucking watse.
They didn't play Guns n roses even once. What a fuckin rip off.
>>82543121
>>82543131
Really don't care about their bias towards DC
CW are more fun
Based Steve >>>>>>>>> Tony Stank
>>82544286
Let it go.
It's not getting the same amount of attention:
-- OMGs like Winter Soldier OR
-- WTFs like AoU.
It's coming in like a meh like IM3
>>82544289
Hewas Sokovian Special Forces anyway.
>>82544207
The scene with War Machine falling out of the sky pretty effectively showed being inside one of those suits when they're not powered is a pretty fucking scary situation
>>82544417
gr8 b8 m8
>>82544336
he is the watcher. The most rebellious one.
>>82544417
Almost everyone in these threads agrees that it's one of the best in the MCU, what you talking about.
