>Gaston eats 5 dozen eggs for breakfast
that's 5,400 calories just in the morning
Bird dogging takes a lot of energy.
>>82542989
and he has lots of hungry hungry muscles, and even when he isn't working out he finds excuses to show off his strength
Being a man burns a lot of calories.
>>82543021
>if he eats a similar meal for lunch and dinner that's over 16 thousand calories a day
>>82542989
he burns them off fucking every woman in town (except autismo belle)
>>82542989
I bet he has smelly farts.
Out of all the possible jobs at Disney parks, the guys who play Gaston probably have it the best.
>>82543132
he's not going to do that though. for lunch he's going to eat a loaf of bread or three with something added to it, possibly in the form of a sammich or whatever
for dinner he's going to eat nothing but lean meat. pounds of it. 100 percent calorie free.
>>82543299
The most popular one died because he had a firework explode in his face
>>82542989
A guy on /fit/ tried to follow his diet once. He made a gigantic fucking omelet and ate everything. By the end he wanted to kill himself.
>>82543290
if i eat even one egg it's over. painful horrible gas for 16 hours straight
>>82544314
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Meatbread
>>82544582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3bp59Eci_0
>5 dozen eggs
START PUTTIN' 'EM IN A BOWL
MIX THE FUCK OUTTA THEM
AND WHAT DO YOU GET?PEEEEENIIIIIIISSSSSSS
>>82542989
But how much cholesterol is that?
>>82542989
That's realistic for a blown up body builder in a bulking phase.
>>82544582
> No one goes out with a bang like gaston!
>>82546795
No one's Feet's like Gaston
No one NEETs like Gaston
No one has the freshest rare Pepes like Gaston!
>>82546961
No one treats like Gaston
No one leets like Gaston
No one rocks to the Moon like a loon like Gaston!
>>82546795
This is somehow pretty much the only black comedy I have felt bad for laughing at
>>82546526
Was that the Gaston in question
>>82547574
Yes.
>>82542989
HE HAS TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>82546795
More like BLASTon, amirite?
>>82543290
They don't call him "Gas Ton" for nothing
>>82548158
CARLOS
LOUFOU I'M AFRAID OFTHE DARKWOAH
Yeah, and?
>>82548395
I want that diet.
>>82543290
NO ONE FARTS LIKE GASTON!
>>82548491
too bad it also comes with swimming for 8 hours a day
>>82548491
Unless you're training on an Olympic level every day you're going to become disgusting fat.
>>82542989
Well he is roughly the size of a barge
>>82546795
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
>>82542989
Gaston is alpha as fuck.
>>82542989
Can't hunt wild animals and fuck bitches on an empty stomach.
