Why did they turn Aunt May into such milfbait?
And more importantly, does she bang youts?
>>82541027
>milfbait
Someone who baits milfs?
To please my dick.
>>82541075
Uh.. what?
>>82541324
Queens/Upper East Coast mispronunciation of "youths"
Aunt Bae
>>82541367
Yes I know
I knew I should have found a picture of Judge
>>82541027
So Tony can fuck her in the new movie, it's the only reason he'll be in it aside from boosting the numbers.
>Peter has unsuccessful relationships because of an oedipus complex
>>82541478
>Spider-Man ever needing Iron-Man to boost numbers
>>82541075
I just hope she's dead-on-balls accurate.
>>82541532
I need Marisa Tomei to boost something else
>>82541548
Is that some kind of industry term?
This takes place after One More Day which is also why we have a young Spider-Man.
>>82541027
I have a question:
May and Ben, being Peter's aunt and uncle, should have normally been within about 10 years or so of his parents age, making them at worst in their 40's when he is in high school.
Why was May always so much older? Is she his great aunt? Someone mentioned this and I realized I didn't know the answer here either.
>>82541870
It's not unreasonable to have a kid at 30 or more. 30 + 15 (Peter) + 10 (older sibling) = 55
>>82542040
Which is fine because Marisa Tomei is 51 and looking amazing.
>>82541027
Because they understand that most nerds are sex-starved retards who will forgive anything as long as their dick gets hard.
Alternatively because they thought that a woman who looks 70 couldn't be a teenager's aunt, which is wrong.
Bring back Rosemary Harris!
>>82541027
in the thumbnail shes look like younger version of herself lol.
>>82541027
Thoughts on him for Uncle Ben?
>>82541774
It's more of ultimate universe. Peter even had a date with his aunt one time.
>>82544406
Nah, make him Dr. Octopus instead.
>>82541027
Sally Field set the precedent. Maybe if they aged her like they did in Forrest Gump.
>>82541027
She hasn't got children, ergo she's not a milf.
Good job with the retardbait though.
I love that the movie wasn't shy about lampshading this tremendously.
Peter's "weirdly really hot aunt"
It's weird, but I can live with it. It's a much younger depiction of Peter Parker than the norm so it actually seems a bit more fitting for her to be younger, at least young enough to be his mom's age.
>>82544406
>>82541027
Because I hear she has a thing for short stocky bald men.
>>82544413
When they reboot Spider-Man again, they'll make it so that May is Peter's older sister or cousin instead of his aunt.
>>82544470
Nope.
>>82544470
Adopted older sister, so they can bang.
>>82544436
Brah, when Pete was in high school in comics she looked like the Crypt Keeper's younger sister.
all the characters are going to be 15, so they can't have a hot 15 year old, that would be weird
the sex appeal has to come from aunt may, and maybe a older black cat ... ? (talking about the new spidey flick)
>>82544464
>Joe Pesci as Uncle Ben
I'd watch it.
>>82544541
>they can't have a hot 15 year old
Are we talking abuot the same Disney here?
>>82544541
why have I never thought of /ss/ between a spidey and a older black cat before now
>>82541027
Trend started by Bendis.
>>82544560
I don't go to /tv/ much, but if I've learned anything from that shithole is Disney doesn't shy away from sexualizing teens.
>>82541027
If that's may how the fuck did Ben look?
>>82541478
Marisa Tomei is older than RDJ.
Also they already did.
>>82541870
This was back in the Old Days when you started rotting after 40.
>peter walks in on tony in his ironman suit boning aunt may
perfect after credits scene?
>>82544699
>>82544826
>Peter walks in on Tony in his Iron Man suit nutting in Aunt May
>after covering the suit and May in semen he looks up
>"Hey kid, what's up?"
>>82544528
Which is my point, it actually kind of doesn't make sense assuming she's his actual aunt, and not a great aunt or...something.
I guess like someone said you could chalk it up to changing times.
>>82545015
>it actually kind of doesn't make sense assuming she's his actual aunt, and not a great aunt or...something.
But it does.
See >>82542040
You could add 20 years (40+15+20) and have her be 75 and it would still be possible.
>>82541478
Peter must be really happy about it
>>82544699
If they hadn't already booked Slattery as old Howard Stark, I'd have liked him as uncle Ben. The niggas only like 53 or something too
>>82546926
poor
peter
parker
They probably plan to use her for a long time. I mean, both Star Wars and MCU are using younger actors now as they want to use them for decades.
>>82541488
I thought it was weird he just called her May.
>>82547025
I call all my aunts and uncles by their first names. Have since I was 12 or so
>>82544594
>MILF Black Cat
sweet jesus
>>82547049
As much as I want Christina Hendricks in the Black Cat suit I should probably be thinking realistically.
>Who do you want to see as Black Cat?
>>82544594
Because you haven't read Ultimate Spider-Man.
>>82547106
I think felicity jones was a good choise
too bad it'll never come to fruition
>>82547106
Diora Baird
>>82547235
I like the way you think.
>>82541027
There needs to be SOME reason for Peter to give up his marriage to MJ in a deal with a devil. Otherwise he'd be throwing it away for an old woman who's one foot in the grave anyway.
>>82544594
It was kind of a thing in USM?
>>82547282
>>82541870
back then it was a lot more common for families to have as much as a 15 to 20 year range in a single generation. anecdotally my mom was 18 when my youngest uncle was born so it is possible ben was significantly older than peter's dad. also people in their 50s now tend to look much younger than back in the day.
It was always kind of weird that Peter's Aunt was drawn looking like his great grandma.
>>82544850
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgA9dsiEcEQ&t=0m6s
>>82544604
Dan "The Man With The Master Plan To Get That Underaged Can In The Unmarked Van" Schneider is Nickelodeon, not Disney.
>>82541027
I'm feel officially old now when I'm wanting to bone Aunt May.
>>82544406
this would actually make me care about these films.
>>82547282
>that zoom in on his face
>>82547282
lmao. how old is Black Cat?
>>82552211
Young enough to be sexy, old enough for it not to be weird.So 15
Someone post that edited cover. You know which one.
>>82552330
all a shame. Black Cat is best girl for Spider-man
>>82541027
Because they want to get a lot of movies out of Spider-Man, and if they hired a withered old crone to play Aunt May she'd probably die of old age halfway through filming the first movie.
>>82544406
Uncle Ben is already dead
>>82552330
Ult. Pete was like 16, I'm guessing Cat was like 21 already, so she felt disgusted about him being too young.
