>Do you remember the time you opened that Soda can, and it fizzed up all over your face? It was ME Barry! I shook the can!
>Do you remember when you were changing in the locker room and got a boner, and everyone made fun of you?
>It was me Barry! I was your dick!
>>82540678
>Remember the time you had diarrhea and shat yourself while talking to that cute girl? It was ME Barry! I ate taco bell and shat your pants!
>Do you remember that time your mom called out to you to take out the trash, and it lost you a life in Super Mario?
>That wasn't your mom, Barry!
>Remember the time you picked up the pizza and it was cold, but when you bit into it it burned the roof of your mouth?
>I was the pizza, Barry!
>>82540726
>Or that time your memory card got corrupted?
>It was me Barry! I programmed your memory card!
>Remember the time you were born?
>I cucked your "dad," Barry!
>Remember when you pissed yourself during the school play in 4th grade?
>That was me, Barry!
>I was your piss!
>Remember when you ordered something off Amazon, and it arrived a day late?
>I WAS YOUR MAILMAN, BARRY!
>How about that time Grodd showed up out of nowhere, and kicked your ass?
>The Party Store had a 50% Off sale on gorilla costumes, Barry!
>Remember when your mom walked in while you were jerking off into a fleshlight?
>I was the pocket pussy, Barry!
>Or that time Firefox froze up while you were watching porn, and your mom walked in?
>I WAS FIREFOX, BARRY!
>I WAS YOUR MOTHER, TOO!
>>82540678
>11 / 1 / 3
Hahaha.
>Remember when you was about to watch the finale of Breaking Bad, but someone tweeted you spoilers?
>It was ME, Barry! I created Twitter!
>Remember when you had a blowout on the freeway and almost hit a small child?
>I was the tire, Barry!
>>82540893
>Remember that time you made a thread with your friends, and someone called you out on it?
>I WAS THAT SOMEONE, BARRY!
>>82540893
>Remember when I called out your samefagging Barry?
>It was ME! I told Moot to include a Poster Count!
>>82540893
>>82540930
>>82540678
>What if every bad thing that happened to you was orchestrated by one person?
You mean my mom?
>>82540953
>I WAS YOUR MOM, ANON!
>Remember when you bit into your steak and it was well done even though you specified medium rare?
>It was me, Barry!
>I was the chef, AND the Steak!
>remember that time a tornado took your power out?
>GUESS WHO, BARRY?
>Remember that time you made a thread but it fell off page 10 with 0 replies?
>It was me Barry! I hid your thread!
So why does Zoom hate Barry so fucking much? Why not just kill his mom before he was born?
>>82541082
I think because that was the one paradox he couldn't actually be immune to or something.
>I was that paradox Zoom
...wait shit.
>Remember when I made you suffer your entire life for no reason, instead of kill your mother before you were born?
>GUESS FUCKING WHO, BARRY
>>82541082
Because he's insane.
Also he tried to eliminate him. He almost deleted himself in the process.
>>82540678
>every bad thing happened was orchestrated by my arch nemesis
>a guy whose just a cheap knock off of me
>who can only feel good about himself by picking on a kid who can't fight him
I'd say I ruined his life more than he ruined mine if he has to pick on children to feel like a big man
>Remember that one time you kept getting pink eye at summer camp?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY, I SHAT YOUR PILLOW!
>>82541129
It was ME zoom. I was that child. ME!
>Remember that time you shit yourself on your girlfriends couch?
>ME BARRY
>ME
>HAHAHAHA
>I WAS THE POOP
>Remember when you failed your test because you couldn't sleep due to hearing your mother getting fucked? You got grounded for a month, too?
>IT WAS ME BARRY? I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!
>>82541103
>I was that paradox Zoom
10/10
>Remember when you shitposted on 4chan and got banned for a month?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS THE SHITPOST
>Remember that time you asked for no ice and got it?
>Or that time you asked for no pickles and got them?
>That wasn't any normal 16 year old working the Burger King, Barry!
>Remember that time you found out the Wendy's worker stuck his dick in your chili?
>ME BARRY
>I WAS HIS DICK
>Remember that time you found a shiny in Pokemon and you dropped the Gameboy and it froze?
>I WAS THE EARTH'S GRAVITY BARRY!
>Remember when you got caught jerking off to trap porn by your dad?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS THE TRAP
>>82541258
This one got me, holy kek
>Remember that slutty girl back in college who gave you some nasty herpes?
>I WAS THAT SKANK, BARRY!
>Remember that time you crash landed on the planet ruled by Apes who enslaved humanity?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY. I WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.
>Remember the time you walked in on your dad pissing on your mom's tits?
>ME BARRY! I WAS YOUR DAD
>AND THE PISS!
>Remember the time you dropped out of college and had to suck dick for rent money?
>ME BARRY! YOU SUCKED MY DICK!
>Remember that one time your dad bought you a Madcatz controller?
>YOUR DAD WAS STILL IN THE STORE WHEN YOU GOT THAT, BARRY!
![Bmfnev-IMAEHkI3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WxANWHB.jpg "Bmfnev-IMAEHkI3[1].jpg")
>Remember me, Barry?
>When I KILLED your BROTHER?
>And I talked just, like, THIS?
>Remember when your mother had a miscarriage and it made your whole family feel terrible?
>I WAS THE BABY THAT NEVER WAS, BARRY!
>Remember when you were experimenting in college, and got gangbanged by frat boys?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY
>EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FRAT BOYS WAS ME!
>Remember the time you tried to fart quietly, and shit your pants?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY!
>I SHIT YOUR PANTS!
>Remember that time you stopped to get batteries for your gameboy on a long trip, but the batteries died in an hour?
>I MADE THOSE KNOCKOFF BATTERIES BARRY!
This thread is aces
>Remember that girl who went down on you in high school, and she did that thing with her fingers that made you think if you were gay for a while?
>THAT WASN'T HER, BARRY!
>>82540893
Screencaps should really include that ever since people have been forcing screencaps so they can post it in other sites
>Remember the time you banned on 4chan?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE MOD!
>Remember that time your mom picked up unfrosted Poptarts?
>I COOKED THOSE POPTARTS, BARRY!
>Remember that time you and some other meddling kids stopped that fake ghost from terrorizing the town?
>I WAS YOUR DOG, BARRY!
>Remember the time you were wiping and a finger slipped in?
>ME, BARRY!
>>82541414
No trying to make a screencap mate, there's already a screencap collection of a similar thread from ages ago.
Just trying to have some fun on /co/ is all.
>Remember that time some shitty cartoon overran 4chan for awhile?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I ANIMATED THAT CARTOON!
>What if every bad thing that happened to you was orchestrated by one person?
They were.
Is Zoom basically just fast Dio then?
>>82541471
>some shitty cartoon overran 4chan for awhile?Which one? We all know there's at least 2 or 3.
>>82541505
>I ANIMATED ALL OF THEM, BARRY!
>>82541443
...but I like unfrosted poptarts.
>Remember when Roman Reigns got hit with a briefcase?
>ME BARRY
>I WAS THE BRIEFCASE
>>82541286
I'm fucking dying
>>82541543
>That was to distract you Barry! I COOKED THE LIVER AND ONIONS LATER THAT NIGHT!
>>82541471
>IT WAS ME, BARRY. I STARTED THAT THREAD AND BUMPED IT JUST BEFORE IT FELL OFF THE BOARD
>>82541543
>JOKES ON YOU BARRY THE FROSTING WAS ON THE INSIDE!
>Remember when you left your headlights on while you were shopping at the mall and drained your battery?
>YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THEM ON, BARRY. I TURNED THEM BACK ON!
>>82541543
What kind of sick and twisted fuck are you
>remember when your favorite star wars character died?
>it was me barry! I was JJ Abrams!
>>82541629
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I MADE THAT POST!
>>82541281
I knew it! Only someone so evil could be so terrible in bed!
>Remember that time you hated a movie character and they never died?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I'M CHEWBACCA!
>Remember that time you couldnt sleep because cats were making noise outside your window?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS FUCKING THAT CAT
>Remember when some anon BTFO you in an argument and it made you feel bad for a few minutes?
>I WAS THAT ANON BARRY!
>>82540678
>do you remember that one time you masterbated after not fapping for a week, and you failed to catch it after you came and it got everywhere, including on your shoes pants and pet turtle?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I CAME ON YOUR TURTLE!
>>82540716
I love the idea that Zoom gave himself diarrhea, stretched out Barry's pants while he was wearing them and shat in them rather than just giving Barry a bad burrito.
>>82541761
A true artist suffers for his craft.
Remember the day they took your favorite breakfast cereal off the market?
I was the one that buried berry berry kix Barry!
>Remember that time your town went through a blizzard but you still had to go to school?
>I CANCELLED YOUR SNOW DAY, BARRY!
>Remember when you got that girl pregnant in high school, Barry?
>It was ME!
>I WAS YOUR JIZZ!
Yall are too damn funny.
>Remember that time you failed your driving test by one point?
>and you got dumped because you couldn't drive?
>I was that driving coach. I COCKBLOCKED YOU, BARRY!
>I caused every moment of suffering for you and murder all of your loved ones
>but I did it for a good reason, so you're not allowed to retaliate against me or be angry because then you'd be evil
Horribly written villain.
>Remember that time when you had only a little bit of milk for your cereal, and as you were pouring it into your bowl the jug spilled over?
>I SPILLED YOUR MILK, BARRY!
>>82541973
>It was ME!
>I wrote the comics!
>Remember when that opponent in Mortal Kombat double perfected you?
>I WAS THAT AI BARRY!
>>82541989
SATANIC
>Remember when you failed all those classes in high school?
>It was me, Barry! I ate your homework!
>Remember when you were a teenager jacking off to Cinemax, and then right as you were about to cum it suddenly switched to Animal Planet?
>ME BARRY! I WAS YOUR CABLE PROVIDER!
>Remember that time you tripped while getting your diploma and everyone laughed?
>I WAS THE AUDIENCE, BARRY! EVERY, LAST, PERSON!
>Remember that time you wend swimming and your swimsuit came off after a dive?
>I WAS THAT SWIMSUIT BARRY!
>Remember how you're susceptible to geneticly passes auto-immune disease?
>ME! I'M YOUR PARENTS, BARRY!
>BOTH OF THEM!
>Remember that time you were doing yardwork and you bumped a beehive?
>I WAS EVERY LAST ONE OF THOSE BEES, BARRY!
>>82542122
You monster.
>>82541082
Because without Barry there would be no catalyst to make Zoom.
>Remember that time you forgot to save and lost 5 hours of progress?
>I WAS YOU FOR THOSE 5 HOURS, BARRY!
>Remember when you finally convinced your mom to let you play more adult video games? And then she went out and bought you "Plumbers don't Wear Ties"?
>I MADE THAT GAME BARRY! I PROGRAMMED IT JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!
>>82541626
Well that's just needlessly dickish.
You know how you sometimes find gay porn in the speedforce?
Uh, that was you Barry! From the near future!
>>82542281
kekked
>Remember when you embarrassed yourself with cheesy one liners trying to flirt with your high school crush?
>I WAS YOU, BARRY!
>Remember when you lost your stash of extremely hard to find porn in a power outage?
>I HID THAT PORN BARRY, AND CUT YOUR POWER! I GAVE YOU A TASTE AND TOOK IT AWAY!
>>82542521
>AND I WAS ALSO THE STAR OF EVERY PORNO!
>Remember these explicit chat logs you shared with a 15 year old named"Crissy'?
>Did you bring condoms?
> Can you check your ring?
>Why don't you have a seet Barry?
>I am Eobard HANSON!
I like to imagine Zoom is just going on for hours about all the things he's done to Barry while Barry's just crying.
>>82542636
and then eventually Barry is just bored
>>82542668
>Remember that time I told you about all the bad things i've done to you and you got bored after an hour?
>WELL I'M NOWHERE NEAR DONE BARRY!
>>82542606
>remember that porno you had that would have been perfect if the guy could shut the fuck up?
>It was me Barry, I was that guy!
>>82541499
Honestly Zoom puts Dio to shame.
>>82542701
>Remember when you were jerking it to a porn but finished just on the too-long closeup on the man's asshole?
>I WAS THE CAMERAMAN BARRY!
>Remember when you got raped by a tranny prostitute you paid for?
>ME BARRY! I WAS THE TRANNY!
>Do you remember that time you got your shit pushed in by an evil Speedster during a bank robbery?
>THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T ME BARRY
>Remember when you saw a woman in a hijab and got depressed because a muslim moved in next door?
>THAT WASN'T A WOMAN BARRY!
>>82542793
>Wait, then who...?
>IT WAS YOU, BARRY! AN EVIL YOU!
>>82542220
This guy's right. Eobard started getting erased from time when he prevented Barry's lab accident.
>Remember when the water got shut off mid shower and you just put shampoo in your hair?
>I WAS THE WATER COMPANY BARRY!
>Remember when your first girlfriend made fun of you for having a small cock, laughed in your face, and made it difficult for you to get hard in front of subsequent girlfriends?
>IT WAS ME, I LAUGHED AT YOUR DICK!
>>82542857
>Remember when your first girlfriend made fun of you for having a small cock, laughed in your face, and made it difficult for you to get hard in front of subsequent girlfriends?
Shit, that has to hurt.
>>82541499
Negative, Dio is a slow Zoom.
>>82541973
Except that isn't how the story went. He didn't do it for a good reason, and Barry was angry at him but wasn't presented as being evil for it.
>Remember that time your pants got stuck on the fence while you were climbing it and you were stuck there for hours?
>GUESS WHO BUILT THAT FENCE?
>Remember when you paid top dollar for those front-row tickets to see Nirvana right before Kurt blew his goddamn brains out.
>I WAS HIS CRIPPLING ADDICTION, BARRY! I KILLED KURT COBAIN!
>>82542857
>I WAS YOUR DICK!
>>82542919
>I MANUFACTURED HIS SHOTGUN, TOO!
>Remember when you saw the plate of chocolate chip cookies Barry?
>Then you took a bite of the Cookies and found out they were Raisins.
>I was the raisins Barry!
>>82542919
>I WAS COURTNEY LOVE!
>>82542942
>Remember when you saw the plate of chocolate chip cookies Barry?
>Then you took a bite of the Cookies and found out they were Raisins.
Fucking shit I hate it when this happens. Oatmeal raisin, more like bait and switch.
>Remember when you were sad because Robin Williams hung himself?
>I WAS HIS NOOSE!
>Remember when one of your favorite comic books got a TV show but it went to shit in the second season?
>It was ME, Barry!
>>82541973
That's Hunter Zolomon, IT WAS MEME, BARRY! is a different guy.
>Remember when you woke up and the entire world was different, and you spent the entire time trying to set things right?
>IT WAS YOU, BARRY! IT WAS YOU THAT CREATED THE FLASHPOINT
>Remember that time you discovered 4chan and wasted 10 years of your life on a comics and cartoons board?
>IT WAS ME. I WAS MOOT.
>Remember when you waited in line to buy a Nintendo Wii at launch? But when you were checking out the only game they had for sale was some shovelware Tony Hawk game?
>I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE BARRY! I BOUGHT EVERY COPY OF TWILIGHT PRINCESS!
>Remember when you took a piss and shook, but a drop still got into your underwear?
>I was that drop. ME!
>Remember when you failed your history exam because you said The Axis Powers had the Soviets until 1944
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS OPERATION BARBAROSSA
>Remember when you tried to have a son, but you couldn't on account of your narrow urethra
>IT WAS ME, HANK! I WAS YOUR URETHRA
>>82543052
>And remember when you said that Texas won at the Alamo?
>I WAS THOSE MEXICAN SOLDIERS BARRY! I KILLED EVERYONE AT THE ALAMO!
>Remember that time you had to get up early in the morning, but you found a thread on 4chan that made you stay up til 4 in the morning?
>It was ME!
>I WAS THE MORNING!
>>82543090
>Remember that time you lost the spelling bee when you spelled it "favourite"?
>I CHANGED THE AMERICAN SPELLING CONVENTIONS, BARRY! ME!
>Remember that time you got bullied by that Shakespearean nerd?
>T'WAS I, BARTHOLOMEW!
>Remember how you were born in a thunderstorm?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE LIGHTNING IN THAT STORM
>>82543022
>wasted ten years of your life on a comics and cartoons board?
Fuck, that one hurts anon.
>Remember that time when you found that there was only those hard, brown paper towels left in your restroom stall as you hurriedly tried to take a shit before your bioinformatics final exam review?
>It was ME, Barry!
>I'm the one that coordinated your eating schedule that week!
>I'm the one that ruined your anus with those rough paper towels.
>I'm the one that forced you to class with speckled shit around your asshole because the paper was brown and it hurt, Barry.
>I'm the one that turned the end of that semester into shit for you, Barry.
>>82540908
>>It was ME, Barry! I created Twitter!
This one fucking got me
>>82543022
>10 yrs
It's crazy that this is probably the approximate amount time you have to spend here before realizing the obvious.
>Remember how becoming the Flash gave you premature ejaculation problems?
>It was ME, Barry!
>>82543410
>I MASSAGED YOU PROSTATE TO MAKE YOU CUM TOO FAST!
>Remember that time you almost got dubs but were one off?
>I WAS THE ONE WHO POSTED BEFORE YOU! I WAS 55!
>you remember that one time you felt a little too warm and you were uncomfortable for that span of 5 minutes?
>it was ME Barry! I was the thermostat!
>>82540908
To be fair, Twitter is fucking evil...
>Remember that time you had to steal a novelty soda-drinking hat from a corpse?
>IT WAS MY HAT, BARRY! I WAS NUMBER ONE!
>Remember when you we're going to post an epic reaction image in a thread, but then your hand slipped and you accidentally posted some of your favorite My Little Pony fan-art instead and got banned?
>I DREW THAT FAN-ART BARRY! AND YOU DONATED TO MY PATREON!
>Remember when you first loss your virginity? That sweet, sweaty evening you spent with that lovely young girl?
>GUESS WHO, BARRY?
>I TOOK YOUR VIRGINITY!
>Remember when you squandered your potential and wasted your life?
>I had nothing to do with that
>Remember that time someone called your waifu shit, Barry?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS YOUR WAIFU!
>>82541249
underrated
>>82543737
>And remember when some anon raped your waifu and detailed it post by post and made you feel really upset?
>I RAPED YOUR WAIFU!
>Remember that time your roommate caught you jacking off to futanari, and you had to explain to him why it totally wasn't gay?
>I WAS THAT WOMAN'S DICK, BARRY! I MADE YOU GAY!
![1425362013464[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G7IGnAW.jpg "1425362013464[1].jpg")
>>82543737
>>82543814
>He raped himself to get at Barry
Now that's dedication.
>Remember that time your favorite cartoon channel had everything you liked taken off and replaced with live action
>I WAS CARTOON NETWORK BARRY! EVERY LAST EMPLOYEE!
>Remember that time when your favorite cartoon lasted for way too long and now you can't watch it the same?
>I'M MATT GROENING! ME!
>Remember when you never got to know your grandfather because he died before you were born?
>I WAS HIS HEART BARRY!
>>82543914
>Remember that time when you were your own grandfather
>THAT WAS YOU, FRY! YOU!
>>82541661
>AND ALSO JAR-JAR BINKS AND ALL THE EWOKS
>Do you remember a small-town girl? Living in a lonely world? She took the midnight train going anywhere?
THAT WAS ME BARRY! I DIDN'T STOP BELIEVING!
>>82543944
>Have I ever told you the story of Darth Plagueis the Wise, one so powerful with the Force he could use it to create life?
>THAT WAS ME BARRY? I MADE THAT STORY UP!
>Remember that time you forgot all those times in the future?
>ME BARRY! I AM ALZHEIMER'S! You stupid dick!
>>82543112
Fuck you, Eobard, you've ruined my life.
DIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>remember how Batman V Superman got lambasted by critics, Barry ?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I'M ALL THAT CRITICS.
>remember how you make those My Little Pony Fanfictions late night ? And when you woke up in the morning. You realized that you have accidently posted it in /co while you actually want to submit it to DA ?
>GUESS WHO, BARRY ?
>Remember that shit song that got stuck in your head for weeks?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I'M SOULJA BOY
>>82540678
What comic is this from?
>Remember when you and your friends discovered a hidden stash of Penthouse behind the old janitor's shack? When you opened the magazine to the center-fold, and how you felt your thumb sink into a white viscous substance in-between the pages?
>It was me, BARRY! I was the center-fold model for the August, 1992 issue!
>>82544347
Flash: Rebirth
>Remember when your favorite aunt went on a plane trip that got hijacked by terrorists?
>IT WAS ME BARRY! I DID 9/11!
>>82543022
Well this just stop being a fun thread
>Remember that time you posted that hilarious, witty comment and got no (You)s?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I KILLED ANYONE TRYING TO REPLY!
>Remember when everyone thought the world was ending in 2012?
>I STOPPED IT, BARRY! I AVERTED THE APOCALYPSE, ALL SO YOU COULD SUFFER MORE!
>>82544669
>Remember that time you mentioned (You's) and secretly wanted your own (You)?
>Sometimes even i feel like i should get your hopes up a little bit, Barry
>>82544747
Uh, thanks ?
>Remember when Wally West was white?
>I TURNED HIM BLACK, BARRY! ME!
>>82540678
>The Flash's only formidable villains are other speedsters
>Meanwhile, Batman and Superman get to piss off mad scientists, genetic abominations, aliens, and other menaces
TheRoguesAreGud is just a meme.
>Remember that time someone got you a new computer for your birthday, but it didn't have enough RAM to run what you wanted?
>I STOLE YOUR RAM STICKS, BARRY!
>>82544856
Grodd
>Remember when on your birthday in 1987 you got that Zelda II game you always wanted and you can't play it at all because it appears to be broken ?
>THAT WAS ME BARRY!, I AM ERROR.
>>82545018
>Or that time you rented Ninja Gaiden but kept getting killed by the birds?
>I WAS THAT BIRD BARRY! EVERY SINGLE ONE!
>>82544856
>>82545087
>also that time when you play Duck Hunt and you can't shoot any single duck ?
>IT WAS ME BARRY!, I'M THAT LITERRAL SON OF A BITCH WHO IS LAUGHING AT YOU!
>>82545155
>or that time your little sister started a new game on your Pokemon cart and saved over all your progress?
>I WAS THE LITTLE SISTER!
>>82541471
>You know how much you hate MLP, Barry?
>Remember how it all started from one anonymous thread on /co/?
>>82541661
>Remember that show you liked, but became terrible after two seasons?
>IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS FELICITY!
>>82545103
>Johnsmemes
kek Cold sucks and will always sucks no matter how much they try to push him, weather wizard and grodd are the only cool enemies flash has that are not speedters
>>82541973
Well if you're just gonna make shit up, yeah
>Do you remember how disappointed you were that the Good Dinosaur wasn't very good?
>It was ME, Barry! I was the quality of most of the other Pixar movies distorting your expectations!
>>82541973
You're mixing 2 different villains
>>82541679
Amazing.
I hope this becomes new ebin meme so I could shitpost it on every board. Especially on /v/
>>82547640
It's been a Kevin for a while now you fucking barny.
>Do you remember when you tried to ask out that girl in highschool but some Chad butted in.
>IT WAS ME DUDE, I EAS TOTALLY THAT CHAD BARRY.
>>82547682
>REMBER WHEN YOU TRYED TO PICK ON THE NEWFAGS BUT STUMBLED ALL OVER YOUR WORDS?
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS ALL TEN OF YOUR SAUSAGE FINGERS YOU CLUTZ.
>>82540726
what mom?
>Remember that time you slipped on that banana peel and fell on your ass in front of everyone?
>GUESS WHO, BARRY!!
>>82540678
>Do you remember the time your symbol was used in The Big Bang Theory and everyone started calling you Bazinga?
>It was me Barry! I wrote that sitcom!
>Remember that cute girl you slept with last October?
>Remember how you found out afterwards that she had the clap?
>I LOOKED DAMN GOOD IN THAT DRESS, BARRY!!
>REMEMBER WHEN I CREATED THAT "IT WAS ME, DIO!" MEME, BARRY?!
>>82541129
is zoom in this situation a metaphor for barneyfag
>Remember that time when you fell down that flight of stairs infront of the whole school?
>That's right, Barry.
>I WAS THOSE FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!
>Remember when you were in your Calculus class, and for no reason you just started having an orgasm? And everyone looked at you like you were some kind of retard?
>THAT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS SUCKING YOUR DICK DURING CALCULUS!
>Remember that time we fought at the National Bank?
>THAT WAS ME BARRY! YOU FOUGHT ME!
>>82548255
Diabolical son of a bitch!
>>82540837
Best one.
>>82549675
Agreedso far
>>82540678
>remember when your first girlfriebd acidentally fingered you during a BJ and you were too shy to say anything?
>it wasn't her finger Barry!
>>82541082
Same reason Black Manta hates Aquaman.
>>82547850
I was actually expecting grodd
>>82544773
>Remember that time someone replied to your post asking for (you)'s?
>It was you, Barry. Get a grip.
>Remember that time a was driven into the ground and made un-funny?
>I beat that dead horse Barry! IT WAS ME!
I love you, thread. You're gold.
>>82543194
anon, this one is oddly personal sounding....
>>82552404
>Remember that time you tried to make everyone laugh with a shit story, until some anon pointed out it was probably about you?
>I WAS THAT ANON, BARRY! I RUINED YOUR E-CRED!
>...AND I WAS ALSO THE SHIT!
>Remember every bet you've lost because of the Red Sox, Barry?
>I'm Grady Little, the 95/98 Cleveland Indians the 88/90 Oakland Athletics, Bill Buckner, Bucky Dent, the 75 Reds, the reason Luis Aparicio slipped rounding 3rd in 72, ALL THE WAY BACK BARRY
>IT WAS ME BARRY. I'M THE BAMBINO CURSE BARRY.
IT
WAS
ME
BARRY
ME!
>>82541558
Shit. Anon has some great fucking aim.
>>82541575
If he likes unfrosted poptarts, he probably loves liver and onions
Ok good thread.
>>82553386
>THAT WASN'T JUST ANY NORMAL LIVER AND ONIONS BARRY! THEY HAD LAXITIVES IN THEM!
>I am the author of every bad song stuck in your head
>I am the odd taste on your toothbrush
>I am the cramp in the arch of your foot during sex
>I am the skid mark in your speed suit and the fart in the elevator when it is just you and wonder woman in it for hundreds of floors
>I have tapped into the SCREW YOU BARRY force! And do you know why? Do you have any inkling why I have dedicated my existence to tormenting yours?
>Remember third grade Barry? Ms. Tompkins class? Taco Tuesday ring any bells?
>That's right Barry! You skipped me in line and hogged the last of the hard shells! That day your world began to crumble... unlike MY SHITTY FLOPPY SOFT TACO!
>>82541471
Damn you, Zoom, Damn You! If it wasn't for you, I could of have led a normal life!
>>82542031
But i never did any homework.
>>82541643
Butjar jardidn't die in Episode VII
>>82540678
JoJo in a nutshell
>>82543914
Fuck you Zoom, fuck you.
>>82544747
Goddamn you, Zoom.
>>82547395
>IT WAS ME BARRY, I AM LAUREN FAUST!
>Do you remember the time you had to lose a bunch of races against Superman?
>It was me, Barry! I was those charities!
>Remember when Karah in elementary school told everyone you had a hairy butt?!
>And you earned the nickname Hairy Barry for years?!
>It was me, Barry! I was Karah!and your butt!
>>82543022
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>What you gonna do about it pussy?
>>82547395
>IT WAS ME, BARNEY
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>>82554459
>Dissing soft tacos
>>82552046
Even complaints about Zoomposting are guaranteed to become Zoomposting.
>>82556262
Burritos>soft tacos
>>82540893
I don't understand.
>Remember that time your girlfriend got into Justin Bieber for six months?
>Remember how you got one of his songs stuck in your head?
>Remember how your friends noticed you humming it called you a faggot?
>ME, BARRY
>I WAS YOUR HEAD
>>82556516
He's saying only one guy posted all 11 posts.And that guy was ME, BARRY
>Remember that time you were walking home from school when a bunch of stray dogs raped you?
>That was just shitty luck.
>But remember when you got home and found the last slice of last nights pizza gone?
>THAT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THE PIZZA!
>>82556542
>I WAS BIEBER TOO, BARRY!
>>82554454
Better than fiber imo
>>82557651
>And remember when you were just fine with all of that, but when you had to shit the toilet paper was all gone?
>I USED ALL THE TOILET PAPER BARRY!
Long thread. Which are the best ones?
