>Tfw you are a normal person.
>You got 5 minutes to call another super hero to come and save your ass.
Which super hero will save your ass?
>>82523900
Fuck off Tony
>>82523937
Why strange?
He is useless.
>>82523970
Because magic? Also, strange is OP as fuck.
>>82523900
Fuck off Plutonian.
I'm calling THE DOCTOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a3YAEhWU6k
>>82523937
>>82524073
Strange is way too unreliable. That's a 50/50 chance of banishing the Plutonian to the Dark Dimension and getting an ass beating.
>>82523900
>>82523900
I call past plutonian to help me out
>>82524093
He would let you and thousands of others die only to win eventually in the end.
Read some wiki on this guy. So why does he go on his rampage?
>>82524129
Read the actual comic you faggot.
>>82524129
Read the comic. Its really good
>>82524129
He got very butt hurt about people not praising him 24/7 when ever he saved the day.
His super hearing made him hear all their complaints and he cracked and turned insane.
>>82523900
Batman with preptime
>>82524234
I thought it was about him getting fed up with humans fucking around with the alien technology he gave them and killing all those kids accidentally. I remember him saying something along the lines of "10 minutes. I didn't listen for just 10 goddamn minutes and they nearly destroyed themselves."
>>82524093
>He could have won from the beginning
>"LOL no. I am a good guy"
Homelander.
If I survive that, maybe one day I'll see a video of two asshole supermen fighting each other.
>>82524234
>Batman with preptime
Even if Batman had all prep time in the world, how would he actually dent the Plutonian?
Everyone who came even close had to search things outside of common reality to do so. It's not as simple as finding a piece of kryptonite.
>>82524234
>Batman with preptime
He is not superman.
>>82524368
You know that issue where batman created a "superman armor".
Dr.Manhattan, done
>>82523900
I'll handle it myself.
Calling for help is for pussies.
>>82523900
If I am just a normal person I don't know any superheros numbers I'm so dead
>>82524466
Plutonian is warper, anon.
>>82524614
But doesn't know it
>>82523900
What did Plutonian do to sarah?
![Beta_ray_bill[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OzWLQ5S.jpg "Beta_ray_bill[1].jpg")
>>82524688
Fuck you son
![2815109-thor__600___page_43[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/58Csitk.jpg "2815109-thor__600___page_43[1].jpg")
>>82524327
Feels bad, man
>>82524129
His origin story leaves him inherently mentally imbalanced and broken. There's a last straw that tips things over, but the whole comic is an exploration of what took him up to that point.
I actually enjoyed it, warrants a fast batch read.
>>82525012
>>82525025
>>82525037
>>82525050
>>82523900
>>82524353
>>two asshole supermen
Lets make it three.
>>82524368
Some random B-list villain from the comic itself makes a magic candle which turns the Plutonian into a normal person when lit. Modeus uses some sort of ray gun to age him up until he can't even walk in a flashback, and when hetakes over Bette Noir's bodyhe's able to repurposethe latent superpower that makes her never missin order to do some bullshit like redirect the energy of several supernovas intoherpunches to just straight beat the hell out of him, and that's after Qubit's training has made him aware enough of his reality warping powers to be able to literally will the moon to stop spinning
There's also the procedure that gives Max Damage his powers, and that can be used on anyone. He becomes acknowledged as a superhero when he essentially tells the Plutonian to GTFO of the city
He's extremely dangerous but not invincible.
>>82525156
>not calling the king of asshole supermen
>>82525067
This part was fucking horrifying.
>>82525613
Fund it.
>>82523900
the flash i dont need to post the image do i?
>>82525613
>>82526121
>What are you going to do to me?
>Plenty!
That response alone is terrifying.
>>82524466
But he's a less-evil Molecule Man.
>>82525067
damn son
>>82525156
>not posting the superior Sentry
Also yeah, short work.
>>82524353
Homelander wasn't that big an asshole really. He really was just your typical everyday asshole that started trying really hard to be evil because he was mindfucked into thinking he was an evil fuck. Rather felt sorry for him in the end, he was trying so hard to convince himself to be evil.
>>82523900
World Breaker Hulk
Alternatively I have crazy fight crazy and call up Mad Bob the Sentry.
>>82526121
I love how Stardust flies. Head first, arms relaxed, no fucks given. It's like how All-Star Superman was based on a Superman cosplayer that Grant Morrison saw just sitting around and being mellow.
>>82523900
>ctrl-F
>no Herbie Popnecker
Have fun dying, guys.
>>82523900
Max Damage. Fuck off, edgy superman
>>82525067
Please post what comes mext
>>82527850
Or you can read it. Overall pretty good, even though it becomes a chore at parts like the prison arc and all.
>>82527289
Are memes allowed?
>>82527289
We /a/ now?
>>82527934
>>82527997
Op said super hero did he not?
>>82526626
This pretty much.
Plus if you were raised by an American corporation that is hellbent on exploiting people you'd turn into a tossed too.
>>82527289
I'm with this guy.
Fuck Plutonian >>82523900 and Homelander >>82524353
Saitama is literally the /a/ version of All Star Superman. He'll make short work of these guys.
>>82525067
For context,
The skelekids are the result of an alien virus caused by a device that the Plutonian gave to a government scientist to make them shut the fuck up about the plutonian not trusting them.
He gave the scientist a specific SOS beacon to use should anything go wrong.
Oh, and the virus travels via soundwaves, so when the Plutonian strikes down it just spreads the virus by like 100 times.
>>82525156
>Wanting the Sentry to help you out.
Yeah, after he's done literally tearing Plutonian apart, the Void is gonna rape your boipucci. Enjoy that.
>>82528487
>the Void is gonna rape your boipucc
>>82524614
>>82524669
Dr.Manhattan is just WAAAAY more experienced with manipulating quantum physics. In theory, Tony could become better than Dr.Manhattan at doing that, but since I assume the Tony he's fighting is still inexperienced with his powers, Manhattan should be able to handle him.
>>82528200
Wait, Why didn't he watch the scientist?
The powerhouse of the cell. THE MITOCHONDRIA
>>82528889
The scientists fucked up in the 10min break from hearing everything everywhere on the moon.
>>82523900
I choose you, Doomguychu.
>>82528200
IIRC, It was really a cascade of things. On top of everything that people have already said...
His sidekick/best friend/probably the only person who the Plutonian felt validated by finds out that he handed over the tech to the scientist that caused the sound virus. Sidekick basically says to his face "I thought you were supposed to be a hero." or something like that and Plutonian just snaps.
Yeah I really felt bad for him at the end. The story is basically about a Superman-character that lacks the invincible, infallible moral center of Superman.
wasn't that guy who had a twin stronger than the Plutonian after he absorbed his twin?
But then he got killed randomly by some retard backstabbing him with a sword for some white-knight-y reason.
It feels like they kiled him off just so that Plutonian would be the strongest again necessitating a final fight between plutonian and his nemesis who possessed the body of that woman with black hair
>>82529058
Why is everyone either suicidal or a idiot?
>Something bad happen myself.
>Kill myself off-screen
>>82529149
>survivor
>stronger than Tony
>>82529149
He had powers he shared it with his twin when his twin died it made him more powerful but he went crazy with power. turned out he was triplet and his 3rd twin became a monk. He wanted to kill him so he would have all the power and could beat the plutonian. They killed him instead not realizing all the power flowed through him and the power was lost.
>>82529217
There was a character who literally beat up the plutonian and made him run away and then only died because he got stabbed in teh back by the barbarian sword guy
>>82529181
Edgy.
why did the doctor-who character release the plutonian from heat death at the end of time?
and how did the dr. who character warp to the end of time ad the heat death of the universe when the plutonian was not able to warp out of there?
>>82528030
Honestly, if capes created by guys from the UK are allowed, why not a cape created by a Japanese dude? Saitama's just as much a superhero as any other cape character.
>>82524093
I remember that he "could have had him fight the dinosaurs from the start". Why didn't he dothat?
Kaka Carrot cake
>>82524234
>>82524368
Their own in universe batman proxxy activated his prep time plan which was to basically call in an alien invasion supported by their not!doctors teleportal weapons.
>>82529292
Because Doctor Who need Tony' to absorb all the radiation that his parents were leaking.
Because of reasons
>>82529149
>It feels like they kiled him off just so that Plutonian would be the strongest again necessitating a final fight between plutonian and his nemesis who possessed the body of that woman with black h
Yeah, to be fair, he was just as bad as the Plutonian. Him getting killed off was necessary either way.
We don't know, but apparently he has some deep dark twisted and disgusting thoughts that made Qubit sure that Survivor was not good at all.
>>82529292
He was a mary sue
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gOdwnPl.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>82523900
>inb4 bait or retarded power level discussionsI honestly don't know why people would even consider picking heroes from continuities where their fuck ups happen all of the time and love ones die all of the time, instead of someone from a gag universe where you'll survive just because it'd be funny and killing people is kinda boring
>>82528487
>>thatsthepoint.jpg
Conceptually, the Sentry is literally the same as Plutonian - both were reality warpers who imagined themselves as a pastiche of Superman.
>muh warper
>>82529513
>>82529407
thread over
powerlevel shit always leads to fanboys arguing for hours
>>82523900
No fear.
>>82523900
Superman, duh.
Plutonian's whole deal is that he's an imperfect version of Superman.
>>82524327
As it's been said, it was due to a cascade of things.
One of those things is the fact that Tony was really just a selfish and childish man who wanted to be liked by everyone, and becomes increasingly frustrated at the humans who want him to do more than he has ALREADY done. Remember when he went to the scientist and gave him the alien technology to repurpose it? All of that was due to Plutonian's own selfish desires to look good, due to the fact that the scientist was making him look bad. He didn't want to look bad, so in order to make the scientist stop shit talking about him, he did something that was not a smart thing to do because he couldn't help but want to be liked by everyone. Eventually, I think when he comes to the conclusion that it's impossible to get the humans to like him, he just decides to break loose and become evil.
I think what caused him to snap for good is his sidekick finding out that he caused the skelekids incident. He was always a ticking time bomb, but when the one person who probably validated his existence as a hero suddenly did not think that he was hero at all, it was the straw that broke the camel's back, which led him to going into the point of no return.
>>82528487
>boipucci
what
>>82529832
He just wants to be a good hero. A good man.
>>82529859
It means he wants to rape you in your butthole.
"Boy pussy" somehow sounds very hot even if I am straight.
>>82530013
>"Boy pussy" somehow sounds very hot even if I am straight.
>sounds very hot even if I am straight.
>even if I am straight.
>I am straight.
Fight one maniac with another. Don't care if I die.
>>82529181
For that panel, Plutonian's biological mother was mentally unstable and a serial child murderer. When she gave birth to an invincible child, she ended up offing herself.
>>82530089
kek
>>82530089
>Plutonian's biological mother
>biological
>>82530089
>serial child murderer
How the fuck did that not earn her a needle nap long before
>>82523900
Dead in a punch.
>>82529251
And The Survivor was only 50% of the power the triplets had, if both the other ones had died and Cary recovered his full might he'd have killed the Plutonian easily. But Gilgamos didn't understand that Cary was the source of the powers, so he killed him thinking that the powers would go to his far more restrained and sensible brother.
>>82529181
>>82530089
>be impossibly powerful omnidimensional race
>has never come across emotions before so they create a super baby probe to explore emotions, ultimately finding a woman who is emotional to a fault
I haven't read the comic and I can suspend disbelief if necessary on this point, but do they elaborate on how they could not know about emotions? Emotions seem like nearly a necessity for any animal with a complex enough nervous system.
I guess the best answer is Saitama. His plot armor is the strongest. He wins because that's what his plot armor demands.
>>82531205
They were energy beings.
>>82529822
Different from Superman, Plutonian is actuallya reality warper.
>>82523900
Superboy-Prime?
Isn't he like Silver Age Superman levels of ridiculous powers? If the Plutonian doesn't have an epiphany mid-fight and starts to tear reality apart, he'll get fucked up by the dude that punches dimensional walls apart.
>>82531459
And Earth just happened to be the very first world they came across in this universe?
>>82531343
>plot armor
You honestly do not understand the entire point of Saitma at all.
Plot armor is Captain America somehow still surviving a war wherein he's one of the few humans among superpowered beings fighting in it.
Plot armor is Wolverine being able to regenerate from almost nothing at all.
Plot armor is what protects weaker characters from dying like fodder.
Saitama gained limitless strength and is able to KO anything that comes his way. Read the Garou arc if you still don't fully understand how Saitama's power came to be.
If anything, Genos is the one with plot armor.
>>82532467
Plot armor is the perfect term for it. One Punch Man is intentionally poking fun at power levels. Saitama wins because he is supposed to win and that's it.
>>82532342
>Isn't he like Silver Age Superman levels of ridiculous powers?
He isa reality warper. He is as strong as he believe to be.
>>82523900
Good Morning Plutoboy! Wanna /randomadventureXD/?
>>82532518
Saitama wins because he was written with the power to win every fight in one punch. That's not plot, that's characterization.
Occasionally he might get into a situation which could potentially can't be solved in a punch and the plot will save him, getting punched conveniently into the moon instead of any other trajectory away from Earth for instance. Exception to prove the rule.
When a character wins most of the time through strings of unlikely coincidences playing to his strength and avoiding his weaknesses ... that's plot armor. Think Batman and Captain America.
>>82532838
He can't lose because the plot demands it, else it wouldn't be making fun of power levels.
>>82530089
>Plutonian's biological mother
>>82524466
this guy isnt fast enough to protect you .
>>82524466
But he's just a less powerful Captain Atom.
>>82532941
Except Dr. Manhattan has all the powers that Plutonian doesn't realize he has.
>>82530406
You don't expect female murderers, because murder isn't traditionally associated with that gender.
>>82533114
Women kill children all the time though.
>>82532342
>Isn't he like Silver Age Superman levels of ridiculous powers?
nah, silver age supes would have one shot literally everyone that Superboy Prime had extended fights with. Whether Krypto, Superman, Sodam Yat, the Teen Titans, or Bart Alllen.
>>82532991
he still doesnt have the superspeed Plutonian has.
feat wise he aint shit.
>>82533172
Plutonian moves fast because he decreases his own density and increases the density of the air around him, squeezing himself forward. Dr. M could probably do that but simply has never needed to, because he can teleport. Also Dr. M can create duplicates of himself, so he not only can be anywhere instantly, he can be multiple places at the same time.
So unless Plutonian becomes a lot smarter and learns how to produce Tachyons...
>>82532991
>power that Plutonian doesn't realize he has
But he does at the end
>>82533249
But plutonian has straight up superhuman reactions. Doc doesnt as you can see when he was totally unable to teleport out of the way from veidts machine.
>>82533457
Does it work out well for humanity?
>>82533476
It is my understanding that Plutonian's only power is to alter matter. For example, he doesn't have x-ray vision, he just alters barriers such that electromagnetic waves can reach him at visible wavelengths.
I mean if you say so, but do they explain HOW he has supermhuman reflexes?
Does Plutonian have superhuman intelligence like Superman? I always associated Superman's infallible morality not just with his upbringing but also with his great intelligence.
>>82533555
Yes. He saves the world.
>>82528200
>the virus travels via soundwaves
>>82524353
>>82525156
>>82525613
>All these evil Supermen
Fuck. Add Omni-Man.
It's sort of disturbing how many Superman analogs are evil/insane/dickheads.
Fuck. Add Mr. Majestic. And Liefeld Supreme.
And Squadron Sinister Hyperion. And King Hyperion.
How many Superman Analogs actually act like Superman?
ultra hax
>>82533644
Silver Age/All-Star Superman would wreck Plutonian so hard.
I remember in the Gardner Fox story that featured Amazo Amazo stole all the powers of the Justice League but Superman's. Why not Superman's? Because Superman was too Super to have his power stolen.
He was so OP the ancient gods got mad jelly and created a super god named Zha-Vam that had all their powers (as in ALL the gods) in his belt. That's how broken you have to be to keep up with Silver Age Superman.
And Superman beat Zha-Vam by outwitting him (and taking advantage of the fact the ancient gods NEVER got along). If all else fails against the Plutonian he just goes back and time and super-sciences something to win. People always forget Silver Age Superman was like Reed Richards before Reed Richards.
The actual good blond Superman.
>>82533961
NOT DICKHEADS:
Marvel Knight's Sentry (pre character assassination)
Hickman Hyperion.
Squadron Supreme Hyperion (he did take over the world but he was still a good man. Think Red Son Superman)
Alan Moore Supreme
Sungod
...Fuck me, I'm actually running out of names and the dickhead roster is still larger.
That's actually kind of disturbing.
>>82524924
Doom gets superpowers. Again.
>>82533961
Majestic wasn't too bad. Stern as all hell but his heart seemed to be in the right place.
>>82534114
>Hickman makes him a parody. "We have hope" without offering a plan of action and all that.
>Gets raped by Cthulhu as he watches his friends and world die in his last moments of life
>Superman already solved The Incursions years before Hickman started writing
Even when he dies Sungod is still greater than Marvel's "heroes".
CAN'T FINAL THIS HYPERCRISIS
>>82534111
Pre-Crisis Superman went so fast he broke the Bonds Of Infinity, the Spectre came to stop him and basically told him:"Slow the fuck DOWN. You're going to hit the Afterlife"
>>82533708
I believe the exact phrase used was "It travels on the screams of the living"
It's half really fuckin metal, half really fuckin' stupid, as all great things.
>>82534179
>>82534285
>>82533961
Just on a basic subjective axis of GOOD or EVIL:
EVIL:
Omni-Man
King Hyperion
Squadron Sinister Hyperion
Homelander
Bendis Sentry
Liefeld Supreme
Plutonian
Stardust
Supreme Power Hyperion (don't even try defending him)
GOOD:
Captain Marvel
Squadron Supreme Hyperion
Hickman Hyperion
Sungod
Marvel Knights Sentry
Alan Moore Supreme
Mr. Majestic (compared to the others he's fine)
The Astro City Superman whose name escapes me.
That's just all the ones I can think of, but there are about as many good supermen as evil supermen it seems.
And technically every world in Multiversity has their own Superman. So you can add 52(+) to the good column baring guys like Ultraman.
>>82534363
I'll never forget the first time he fought he Parasite. Parasite is handing him his ass and is just about to kill him, but decides to absorb his "super-mentality", because SA Superman is a genius.
He explodes.
Which makes one wonder just what SA Superman thinks about for his mind to have the same effect as staring in the face of a Great Old One.
>>82532991
Isn't that the Quiz?
God Morrison Doom Patrol was weird.
>>82534516
>>82533961
I'll argue Omni-man is not evil, he was just doing what he thought it was best for his species, and even then he realize it was wrong before going too far, and risked his life for a planet that no longer considered a hero and a family that thought he abandoned them forever.
>>82534678
Eh, like I said the list is ultimately subjective. A lot of names can cross over.
I don't remember what happened to the supervillain that was gay for the Plutonian.
>>82535341
Possessed girl, raped Plutonian, ded.
Or something. He did possess a girl, though.
We need someone who can warp reality easily.
The Plutonian was a needy asshole but also a fucking stupid idiot.
I enjoyed the comic though.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUvvk3a.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>82525156
>>82534290
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE VILLAINS IF SUPERMAN CAN DO THIS SHIT?
WHY DONT THEY ALL JUST GO FUCK IT AND RUN A FUCKING THEME CAFE. HOW CAN THEY STOP A MAN THAT CAN VIBRATE UNIVERSES.
>>82536054
Brainiac is a unstoppable computer monster that taken over many planets.
Parasite absorb everything.
Lex luthor is basically evil smarter batman mix with iron-man.
MSYZPTIK is already goofy god.
>>82536054
Because some villains can get their hands on kryptonite.
Some other villains such as Doomsday are powerful enough to knock him around like a dope.
Then there are villains such as Brainiac that are smart enough to shrink entire cities full of strong kryptonians.
Superman's rogue gallery aren't exactly something that Spiderman could handle ya kno...
>>82523900
Superman--
>>82527289
>>82528181
>>82529407
>>82530606
Oh yeah, forgot about him too.
>>82536054
1. Kryptonite was a hard counter to SA Supes and was fucking everywhere. Just being in its presence crippled him and put an instant stop to his powers, and through SA science Krypton seeded the planet with it when it exploded.
2. He fights really, really powerful guys. Bizarro is him but retarded. The Phantom Zone is filled with guys that are him but evil. Mxy is so OP he punks the Spectre. Zha-Vam had the power of every. single. ancient god form Vishnu to Vulcan. Brainiac keeps Death-Star class lasers in his back pocket.
Grant Morrison and SA writers were apparently the only ones smart enough to realize that being uber doesn't mean you can't write stories with Superman. You just bring in really power bad guys.
>>82523900
Silver Surfer
>>82537082
>SA
What
>>82527656
thinking about this, an autistic superperson could potentially be terrifying
>>82537360
SA means Silver Age.
>>82537457
Wasn't that Doc Manhattan?
>>82535918
The Atmoic Diaper?
>>82524111
They team up and kill you
>>82528639
Tony is sentry tier when he became self aware of his powers, and according to mobius that's like a kid going from kindergarden to first grade. Just think what he could do if he gets to second grade.
Manhattan doesn't stand a chance
>>82533610
That's just level one plutonian.
The man could be superboy prime or thought robot tier with enough time
>>82529265
I wouldn't call that edgy. That's actually disturbing
>>82532427
Probably the first earth on their journey.
They remained on earth because otherwise the radiation camp they put over them would kill the humans
>>82529513
He is tho
That's just his base form
Doesn't Plutoman get tricked into killing himself under threat of being shot with a wax bullet?
>>82530067
>implying Superman Prime wouldn't just laugh about the Plutonian's rampage and team up with him
>>82538613
>YOU ARE NOT SUPERMAN! YOU ARE FUCKING KNOCK OF! REEEEEEEEEE!
>>82525613
and we have ah winnah!
>>82525613
>asshole
Stardust was anything but an upstanding citizen. The man's fury was only reserved for evil doers.
>>82534516
>evil Supermen
>not man of steel superman
Evil bump
>>82523937
Magic is the best answer really. .
>>82524129
Read the comic, it's great. The whole thing was storytimed here a while ago, while it does dip in quality and meanders a bit at some points, reading it all in one go instead of waiting for periodic releases mitigates that.
>>82532830
>UG doesn't take him into a crazy adventure. He just takes him to fish while the toons handle everything.
>He makes him so happy. Plutonian just don't want to do anything nasty again.
>Sometimes you just need a little peace and quiet
>>82534516
>Stardust
He's really just fed up with people's shit.
I suppose when you untapped the raw potential of magic a lot of things just seem petty and not worth your time being nice about.
>>82534516
Need Saitama on the side of Good there.
Yeah I know you all say he's /a/.... but, and meme aside/ he's pretty much the most /co/ character on /a/, and perhaps the most Superman-like character on /a/
And he's a real hero.
Would love to see someone like Saitama slugging it out with Moore Supreme, classic Superman and Rune King Thor.
>>82523900
Rune King Thor.Thor in the early comics was pretty much is like Superman anyway. Merely with the hammer and whole Asgard theme
>>82530406
Undocumented Munchhausen by proxy syndrome. There have been a bunch of cases of that and it's very hard to prove. No jury wants to believe a mother would harm her own child willingly.
>>82542045
>nd perhaps the most Superman-like character on /a/
He is not Jonathan Joestar
>>82542401
Jonathan Joestar is really a Victorian Kenshiro. Which makes him a lot more /a/
Don't get me wrong, I love Jojo, but Jonathan pretty much is Araki showing off his Hokuto no Ken roots.
>>82541906
UG da best
>>82525613
Stardust vs Plutonian would straight up end the multiverse.
>>82534516
Where does Gladiator fall?
>>82527289
This works only because Saitama's strength is a literary rule, not some hard number.
You can be however strong or a reality warper as you want, but Saitama will always be able to end the fight in one punch.
I would definitely call this guy:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RlPR8MyYmBo
>>82524353
Homolander :-)
You know there is a porn parody of the 1st comic?
>>82530089
She was not her biological mother. Havent you read the comic?
>>82529832
No, the thing about Tony is that he made some mistakes, just like everyone else.
But unlike everyone else, neither is he ever forgiven for them, nor is he ever allowed to move past his mistakes.
That's how Mark Waid ultimately interprets superheroes: if your powers, enemies and adventures are grandiose, if something like love can be this earth-shattering power, then the flipside to that is that your fuckups, their ramifications, and also their reckoning, must also be so much more bigger and powerful than real life.
This is why Irredeemable is the best superhero comic since Watchmen, and deserves to be held in just as high regard.
>>82533961
A lot of people don't like Superman because the concept of an altruistic fictional character who inspires others to be altruistic rustles their jimmies because they feel they are not good people themselves and it makes them feel bad so they feel the need to "deconstruct" the character.
Other people just think it'd be cool to see a character with power and no morality fly around wrecking shit.
>>82527289
>>82527710
Herbie vs Saitama
Where's your god now?
>>82523900
This guy written by a writer who remembers all his powers.
>Oh hey I have the ability to teleport anything anywhere regardless if it makes sense or not.
>I just teleported you to the Micro-verse good luck coming back, or returning to your original size and becoming a threat again.
>>82543994
Aside from Herogasm?
>>82543955
Lol
>>82533145
>>82534363
>>82534111
>>82534516
Jesus tapdancing christ i've heard he was broken but this is just insanity
>>82546433
>Jesus tapdancing christ
i like this.
>>82544063
>This is why Irredeemable is the best superhero comic since Miracleman
Fixed
>>82524466
>he decides to leave for mars mid-fight because he's bored and tired of getting caught in the tangles of your life
What now, scrub?
>>82523900
The Sentry, One Punch-Man or Doctor Manhattan.
>>82524129
The Joker killed Lois Lane.
>>82524353
Homelander is comically outmatched.
>>82525209
>Some random B-list villain from the comic itself makes a magic candle
No, the Plutonian was given that candle by magic people so he could have sex like a normal person.
>>82528958
Mitochondrion.
>>82533705
All all it took was the sacrifice of millions and millions of people he murdered on his hate filled rampage. A bargain!
>>82548213
But, I mean, it was humanity itself thatkilled billions of people though, right?
>>82528958
>>82547801
Fun Fact: The leading theory is that mitochondria was originally a completely separate organism that entered our ancestors and stayed there, the ultimate symbiotic relationship.
>>82548409
>mitochondria was originally a completely separate organism that entered our ancestors
Source?
>>82548691
Just look up the origins of mitochondria. It's the best explanation for why mitochondria has it's own distinct DNA.
>>82548691
Science? I learned it in biology like a decade ago. Helps that mitochondria have their own DNA.
>>82548691
>>82548831
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbiogenesis
>>82548409
Science is neat.
How can you barely mention him, /co/ ? Im dissapointed
>>82549131
Can we storytime irredeemable already?
>>82549249
700 pages, bro. I have the Omnibus...
>>82549853
*Mean Incorruptible : Irredeemable should be longer
My problem with Irredeemable is that I was expecting to see a story of a completely sane hero (with a mind similar to Superman, since he's an analogue) would fall and break.
What I got is a psychotic guy that was fucked since he was a kid.
I mean, sure, the comic give us the reasons for why he was already hanging on a thread, but I wanted to see what would make an adult hero break. Instead of that, Plutonian was a time bomb that had been waiting to explode for about two decades.
Still, I enjoyed it greatly. Probably gonna read it again after this thread.
By the way, the reporter woman was a huge bitch. I got mad when I read that part, can't help to think the Plutonian wouldn't have snapped if he'd gotten someone who could understood him.
Adam McKay to Direct Big Screen Adaptation of Irredeemable
20th Century Fox is gearing up for another big superhero movie, but this one won’t star the X-Men or Deadpool. Deadline brings word that Adam McKay (The Big Short) will direct a big screen adaptation of the Mark Waid and Peter Krouse comic book series, Irredeemable
>>82523900
Sentry.
>>82550239
PLEASE BE REAL
>>82550106
That reporter woman help destroy the world.
THANKS! God, What happen to her?
>>82550951
What a manchild
>>82550830
It's on IGN, holy shit. It could still get shoved in development hell, but I never thought it would even get this close to being made.
It's just a shame that DC had to go down the dark and depressing road too quickly. If their films had been a bit more upbeat then this would have been an amazing satire of the entire genre, instead of just kind of following in their footsteps.
Now whose dick do I have to suck to get a good Empowered adaptation made?
>>82550239
>Adam McKay
>not Zack Snyder
Its the PERFECT movie for him
>>82550951
Didn't she fuck Max Damage after he went all goody goody?
>>82551026
>First half of the movie is your standard R rated sex comedy, with superheroes as the framing
>Jokes about Emp's fat ass and uselessness
>Jokes about the Superhomies being complete dicks to everyone
>Jokes about Thugboy's giant dick and general stupidity
>Jokes about Ninjette's ho-ness and drinking problems
>Jokes about Spooky's bitchiness, Mean Girls style
>Halfway through, all the wacky character traits people have been lauging at as insane start being taken seriously
>Spooky is shown to have a softer side, caring for her girlfriend Mindf**k
>Emp starts being kind to the ex-villains, as opposed to the rest of the Superhomies who are 'kick ass first, questions never'
>She even attends the funeral for the villain whose son got skullfucked by Willy Pete
>Things start falling into place as WP starts rampaging and building a crew across the country
>Thugboy starts to remember his past with the Witless Henchmen, starts acting more and more paranoid and super protective of Emp
>Last third of the movie completely tears down all of the wacky antics of the first two acts
>Emp looks back on all of her kidnappings and bondage moments in a more depressing light than the audience just did, and almost breaks down, but powers through and goes off to try and protect Mindf**k
>Thugboy goes one man army and tears shit up, but almost gets killed by one of the superheroes that recognized him from the Witless Henchmen days, ends up in hospital
>Mindf**k sacrifices herself to save Emp an the rest of the Homies from WP, Spooky has to watch as she burns alive
>Ending has Emp standing tall, having left the Homies and roaming the streets with Ninjette
If only.
>>82550951
>find out your friend is your superhuman lover
>understandably shocked and paranoid
>rush off to tattle on him like a child
>all your other friends immediately rush to tell the entire world your identiy
I've been reading this comic and I like real some of the characters feel, but this scene felt unrealistically juvenile.
>>82529229
Survivor was a dick but was he really that bad? What was the horrible thought in his head that made the mind-reader sick? Was it just that he had a triplet brother whom he was planning on killing if he had to?
>>82551722
IIRC, Survivor wanted to subjugate the entire planet under his rule and then spread out to other planets. Space Hitler, essentially.
Didn't his cronies start recruiting supervillains to their side and lobotomizing those who wouldn't fall in line or did I hallucinate that?
>>82551983
>Survivor wanted to subjugate the entire planet under his rule and then spread out to other planets
I do not remember that
>>82533476
He doesnt need superhuman reactions, he can see through time. The only way Veidt got him was by using tachyons to blind him for a lil while, something the Plutonian would have no idea about, or how to do it. And even then Manhattan is invincible, Veidt completely erased him from existance and he managed to rebuild himself.
>>82553239
>Take that San Francisco! I'll teach you to ban me from the pride parade.
>>82534516
Astro City's Superman analogue is named Samaritan.
>>82538198
If we're going to continue the metaphor. Doc Manhattan graduated high school already.
>>82553387
Plutonian is cute
>>82553239
>Man of Steel 2.jpg
>>82548329
The Plutonian had already killed billions.
>>82554985
Are you sure? There are only so many billions of people.
>>82554985
He killed 800-900 millions
>>82523900
guess what nigga
I will save myself because I am really...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleeplessness
... SLEEPLESSNESSMAN and I possess the power to lack the need for sleep.
fuck.
>>82523970
>>82524103
Against guys like Plutonian he's pretty useful, so long as the story isn't an even requiring he jobbs.
Even in World War Hulk he could've fucking ended Banner at his strongest. He just didn't because raisins.
>>82555950
*event
>>82533134
>>82533114
Mothers kill their kids at more than 2x the rate of fathers.
Superman has an advantage against edgy versions of himself, right?
I mean, if nothing else he could probably talk Plutonian off the homicide wall.
There's only one choice.
>>82542488
physically yes, but in terms of personality Jonathan is way too naive and peaceful compared with Kenshiro, in that regard the other anone was right he is similar to supes in morals.
way too easy
Just take my ass
>>82557930
This.
>>82529349
It wasn't the parents who were leaking. They tried to nuke the SHIT out of them prior and they had sealed themselves off so that humanity wasn't wiped out since they were effectively immortal and the radiation would eventually decay.
Problem is that they used them to 'kill' Tony by removing him through entropy but then Doctor Who decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and got Tony to do some convoluted action that resulted in him being the idea for Superman, while Tony thought he'd brain fuck everyone into forgiving him.
>>82529251
Survivor/Cary was the source of the power. The assumption was that the power was evenly split between the twins BECAUSE they were twins. Not because Cary was giving power to his siblings.
Barbarian guy therefore assumed that killing Survivor would mean the 3rd triplet would get ALL the power and not become a colossal douche but then they revealed that Cary was the fountain from which the other 2 got their own powers and killing him left them without a Survivor, who was feasible enough to fight Plutonian, if not beat him.
Basically they fucked up and left the world without a titan to fight Tony.
>>82558450
Le spoilerman
>>82558554
Survivor is nothing compared with evolved plutonian
>>82523900
batman!! he's my favorite
