Why haven't you become a superhero yet, anon?
I'm Masturbation Man.
I can cum a pound in a single bound.
>>82515279
Why would I endanger myself for the sake of people that I honestly don't care about?
>>82515461
You don't have to risk your life to be a hero. Fight bigotry and discrimination online and become a social justice WARRIOR
>>82515311
And you do this on evildoers, right?
>>82516467
Only if they've been really naughty
>>82515279
Why become a superhero when you could be a glorious supervillain instead?
Stupid legalities in my country won't allow me to actually become the law.
Also, I don't have access to a sleep machine that gives me 8 hours worth of rest in 20 minutes.
>>82517112
>supervillain
Well, there are problems with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0QO2fKVbdc
>>82515279
Out of shape/scared/not a lot of crime in my area
I'll stick to my fanscripts
>>82515279
Because i want to be a supervillian
