why does this happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKfQEIvvHJ8
>>82501038
is that the fucking cluster
Holy fuck
>>82500977
Europe doesn't give a shit about leaking stuff
>>82500977
Fucking spoiler the OP image you cunt
Wow these are massive spoilers.
Truely shocking stuff
>>82500977
>>82501166
>>82501199
>>82501311
This is turning into a dubs thread
It's less of a spoiler than CN UK who completely spoiled Super Watermelon Island
>>82501646
>>82501655
who is he talking to?
>>82500977
>yfw you will never be able to ride a Lapis
>>82501696
The cluster
>>82501696
You
These arent really leaks. They've been purposely released to the public. They just have mild spoilers in them.
>Lapis and Steven bonding time.
WHO EXCITE HERE?
Reminder the that the guy who leaked the YD images will be able to retrieve the next batch of episode preview images Monday morning.
>>82501897
Anon I think CN itself won this time.
>Steven flying on fucking Lapis
>>82501882
You bet I am
She deserves thisand so much more
>>82500977
>That pic
Oh. MY GOD.
>>82501882
well hopefully she will be fun again
so far the only version of Lapis I have actually liked was trapped inside a mirror Lapis, she was actually fun, once she got out she just started acting like a total selfish idiot
>Flying on Lapis
>I can show you the world Starts playing
>>82502198
Maybe being selfish is part of her character
>Steven going to empire city
>He meets older marty
>>82502326
we're getting an episode called Drop Beat Dad so I'm almost positive he shows up again
>>82501038
Wow holy fucking fucking fucking fuckig fucking fucking shit thats colossal.
>Steven begins to realise that Lapis is kind of a jerk
>Steven gradually dislikes Lapis more and more, spending less time with her as a result
>Eventually, the pair just drift apart and Lapis is sometimes seen in the background but never brought up again
>>82502682
>earth-bound gem
>becoming irrelevant
>>82500977
Is that supposed to be their version of New York?
That one big building kinda looks like the Empire State.
>>82502747
Empire city.
>>82502747
maybe a nyc/vegas combo
>>82502747
Empire City
funny how they have the Empire State building and the eiffel tower right next to each other
>>82502747
We're finally getting a city. about time
>>82501897
I was going to ask what he could possibly leak that CN hasn't already, but I shouldn't tempt fate
>>82502747
Empire City, State of Keystone huh...
I get the impression that Beach City is in either Delaware or Jersey.
Boardwalks make me think of Jersey.
>>82501897
Reminder that I don't fucking want him to. Let's just enjoy the episodes as they air.
>>82502819
It is Delaware. Sugar is from there? I think.
>>82502819
BC's in Delmarva, which is a state in SU
on an official map it's revealed that Beach City's on Rehoboth Bay, so somewhere around pic related
>>82502789
>eiffel tower
Nah man I think its supposed to be something like that Japanese copy of the Eiffel Tower, that thing is too small.
>>82502977
Eiffel Tower: 984 Feet
Empire State Building:1,454 Feet
>>82503017
So the Eiffel Tower is in America in this universe, damn I would like to know what else is different.
>Lapis flying Steven around
https://youtu.be/t2rSwPyNhJk
>>82503137
The Eurasian continent is mostly under water, or a crater, according to the world map in the episode "it could have been great"
![Dog+Nut[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OuiqlOk.png "Dog+Nut[1].png")
>>82500977
quick, guys, how would I go about eating this?
>>82503568
With a side of red rocket
>>82503590
no but seriously
do I smoosh the donuts down or do I just hungry catepillar my way through or eat it like a corn on the cob?
>I NEVER BELIEVED IN THIS PLACE
>>82503568
With a shot of insulin
>>82501038
The giantest of women.
>>82503137
The most glaring thing is Russia, but if you look around the only area that really seems unscathed is Europe. The population's probably a lot more dense overall, given that a lot of the world seems pretty dangers for humans to go out to.
>>82503667
Ok then, I would start by biting one of the ends of the hotdog, eat the donut that surrounds the next part of the dog, repeat
That's New York
France gifted the Eiffel tower instead of the Statue of liberty, you hear it here first
>>82503808
Wait. The tower is American made though, it was our gift to France for Statue of Liberty.
>>82503751
What happened to Flordia? Russia? Brazil? Australia?
>>82503913
>The tower is American made though, it was our gift to France for Statue of Liberty
either this is bait or you need a history lesson
>>82503913
Pangea broke apart differently I guess, that's why South America took a chunk out of Africa
the rest is due to the gems
>>82503913
If you watch It Could've Been Great, Peridot mentions that everything the gems built on Earth only accounted for about 5% of what was originally planned. She even pulls up a map showing all gem-created buildings on Earth, one being in the exact center of the crater that was formerly Siberia.
Taking that into consideration, it's likely that Earth's geography is different simply because of Homeworld's attempt to turn it into a gem colony. They were only slightly successful, but it was enough to change the entire surface of the planet.
>>82502910
>Dewey Beach
WELL
THAT EXPLAINS SOME THINGS
>>82504003
>Brazil is bigger now
>>82503913
>Florida.
Pic related.
>Russia.
Nobody knows, theories about it being the ocean when the galaxy warp's located.
>Brazil.
West Africa got shoved out there somehow.
>Australia.
The whole of SEA and Oceania shifted over, look at Southern China, it's sticking up where Tibet is IRL. That much land movement would cause a mountain range higher than the Himalayas, and that's where the Himalayas are, so there's probably some absurd geography going on right there.
>>82500977
ayyyy caramba !!
>>82504030
>Now with 300% more Africans
>>82503913
>What happened to Flordia? Russia? Brazil? Australia?
The first stage of Homeworld's tectonic engineering.
>>82504146
I just realized something. You know how those injectors at the kindergarten look like that bacteria phage virus?
Well this is the other famous viral structure, a rotavirus. Looks a lot like the Earth in that picture.
>>82504146
>Holey Terra
>>82500977
I'm starting to worry about the state of the bathrooms at CN.
>>82500977
Misseps hasn't even struck yet
>>82504910
I guess it's not really leaks if these are official previews
If Steven and Lapis are looking for a place for her to live, we might get to see a number of interesting things about SU earth
>>82501038
>>82500977
Dems some pretty backgrounds
Why are people assuming that Lapis is looking for a home? Was that stated anywhere or just a common assumption?
Either way, the art in this show is getting more beautiful. It's as if whenever Lapis is on-screen, everything around her becomes beautiful somehow. I'm not saying that as a Lapisfag, it probably just reflects Steven's special relationship with her.
>>82505253
official
http://www.boing.es/noticias
>>82505253
>I'm not saying that as a Lapisfag
You're not fooling anyone
Haven't watched in a whale, why is Peridot a midget?
>>82505304
My Spanish skills have never come more handy. Thanks.
So Lapis is just gonna fuck off away from the other gems? Does that mean Steven's attempt to have Peridot and Lapis get along doesn't work?
>>82505430
She'll realize her home is with Steven by the end of the episode. :')
>>82501696
connie
>>82505370
Okay maybe a little, she's a goddamn cutie
But there's no doubting that the artstyle quality goes right up whenever she's onscreen. She's always portrayed as kind of mysterious and beautiful whenever she's around.
>>82505304
>Steven and Lapis will travel around the world looking for a new home for her
>around the world
Oh boy this gonna be interesting
>>82505429
The show is way better than it ever was back when Peridot was tall, you should really catch up Anon.
>>82500977
Wow.
I still wonder why are Peridot and Steven going underground on their own.
Maybe the events happen around the same time Suglite's rampage?
>>82505500
You think they'll become SJWs?
>>82503913
>What happened to Florida?
Who cares?
>>82501091
Reminds me of Jonny Quest's spiderbot.
>>82505529
>The show is way worse than it ever was back when Peridot was tall, you should really drop it Anon.
Fixed.
>>82505541
Steven already is
>>82505579
That's a really bad opinion Anon, but nevertheless, I respect it.
>>82505586
Oh yeah, that's true.
>That episode where Steven tells Lars to check his privilege.
>>82505629
If you think about it, Peridot is the Felicity Smoak of SU.
>>82501038
>all those gems
holy shit that's kinda unsettling
>>82505541
well that came out of nowhere
>>82503913
When South America splitted from Africa, it took half of it with it.
If this is because of Gems or no remains to be determined (the gems are old, but I think they weren't around for the time of the dinosaurs).
Russia had some gem experiment blow the shit out of it at Tunguska.
>>82505540
Excuse me, what?
>mfw we will have enough leaks to fill up a whole episode
SU SoL game when?
>>82503913
>The tower is American made though, it was our gift to France for Statue of Liberty.
W-what?
>>82505540
Shit, meant Malachite.
>>82505761
>Dewey and Steven have sex at the end of their link.
I don't know how to feel about that.
>>82505754
CN doesn't know how to do shows like SU. They're so used to just using random footage from upcoming episodes like it means nothing because, in every single other program, it genuinely doesn't and is perfectly fine. But not with SU, and some people in the advertising crew just don't get that.
If only the advertisers actually watched the show.
>>82500977
We're getting more previews then actual episodes, what the hell?
>>82505754
That's good. It means SU will be put out of its misery faster.
>>82505777
I think you're right - it looks like the Alexandrite/Malachite business all occurs away from Steven's perspective and both happen at the same time, hence the 30 minute special.
>>82505761
That means Dewey will die for Steven?
>>82505541
No but I hope we see some none-retarded humans reacting to Lapis.
>>82505866
Shinjiro was the Moon Social Link.
>>82505430
The dutch schedule has barn mates after some old world but everywhere else has it before. I'm going to believe the majority, Lapis and Peridot interaction is after.
>>82505925
>non-retarded humans
>in SU
Good one anon.
>>82505865
What a faggot. Who is that guy?
>>82505925
that will be interesting to see, i hope it isn't just glossed over though
>"by gum, it's a magical flying blue girl with water wings! oh well, i must deliver these papers"
>>82505991
The co-creator of SU. Let that sink in.
>>82505429
Her robotic arms and legs were actually limb enhancers, and she was really a midget on stilts all along. She doesn't have her limb enhancers anymore because Amethyst threw them in the ocean.
>>82506007
That's exactly what will happen anon. Humans reacting to Gems in a meaningful way would require work.
>>82506024
Afterwards, the show becomes shit and is now centered on Peridot.
>>82506105
Chill, haven't you seen the leaks? The show is back to focusing on the plot and other gems.
>>82506007
>Must be some kinda crazy new advertising stunt for the next Dogcopter movie.
>>82506152
>show is now focused on Lapis
Yeah, that's a much better solution.
>>82501038
I want to see somebody personify this thing as a cute giant girl.
>>82506087
n-no it won't, we'll get something interesting with non-beach city humans reacting to Lapis, i'm sure of it!pls let me dream
>>82506161
that sounds more than likely
>inb4 dog copter was just a way to get around the entire thing
>>82506206
Not a waifufag, I guess? We gotta have some focus on Lapis dude, she's too fucked up right now and Steven needs to help her. Whatever happens, you still have your gem kaiju fight, and the appearance of the cluster coming up.
>>82500977
>this shit gets a million seasons
>Uncle Grandpa gets cancelled after only two seasons
Where's the justice?
>>82506277
Face it, the people in this show are hacks. /co/ could make better episodes if we tried.
>>82506302
Think about the shows you're comparing here.
>>82506280
I'd rather we go back to the Saturday morning style episodes from Season 1. It was much more interesting back then.
>>82506302
>why does X stay but Y goes
Stop trying to start a fandom war.
>>82506360
>muh monster of the week
>>82505991
A notorious troll.
Literally everything he says is there to rile people.
So is Lapis not joining the Gems confirmed? Could that potentially shoot down that rainbow poster theory?
>>82506406
>A notorious nu-male.
That's more fitting.
You can pinpoint exactly when the austic shitposter entered the thread.
>>82506407
UG getting cancelled sucks but it has nothing to do with SU or this thread
>>82506407
>SU
>not a cartoon
>>82506390
>muh drama
>muh crying
>muh lesbians
>>82506329
>steven makes out with the gems
>approximately 2 minutes of focusing entirely on peridots butt
>onion sets beach city on fire
>jasper appears for no reason and flexes her muscles, leading to steven becoming ripped
>new male gems introduced
>steven punches pearl in the face
>>82506452
>muh no story
>>82506436
Think about it; when the show comes back, he'll be confined to one general. The only general we're allowed to have.
>>82506407
UG is fucking terrible and unbearable to watch. How could anybody over the age of 10 find it funny?
>>82506423
All the Homeworld gems will become Crystal gems, don't worry.
>>82506484
Because it's actually funny, unlike SU.
>>82506483
The generals are so fast with so many posts that all the anti-SU shitposting will be completely drowned out by waifufags and general hype.
>>82501837
>They just have mild spoilers in them
if it weren't for the leaks this would have been the first time we saw lapis unfused and the image makes it clear she and steven made amends. thats a pretty big spoiler for a simple add.
>>82506511
Then why are you?
>>82506441
It really isn't. It's more like knock off anime.
>>82506511
fair enough mate, that's quite embarrassing
>>82506538
Again, no loss.
>>82506329
>/co/ could make better episodes if we tried
anon pls, that would be a disaster and you know iti'll admit, it'd be a fun disaster though
>>82506458
>approximately 2 minutes of focusing entirely on peridots butt
>onion sets beach city on fire
hue
>>82506536
People having a different opinion isn't shiposting.
>>82506524
Until we run out of episodes...
>>82506542
here?
>>82506571
We were having a good thread and that out of nobody someone strts shitposting about numales and sjws. Those arent opinions. Now fuck off kun.
>>82506466
>>82506544
A good cartoon doesn't need plot to be great.
>>82506329
you mean we just write the script? It'll be a wreck; especially if we had to keep it kid friendly.
>>82500977
Can anyone guess where that place is?
>>82506570
>/co/ writes an SU episode:
>steven dies
>connie dies
>pearl dies
>rose is revealed to be behind everything, even the diamonds
>peridot gets bigger tits and an ass
>jasper keeps fluctuating between being around and being dead because nobody can make up their minds
>lapis dies
>one-half of ruby/sapphire dies
>>82506619
Tumblr City
>>82506590
But that's what makes the generals so chaotic and fun, thanks to the whole feast and famine deal that CN has with the fandom. Not that I agree with the scheduling, but at least the way the fandom explodes as episodes come out is really fun to experience.
>>82506622
Literally better than canon.
>>82506605
>Implying i'm the shitposter
Anon, i'm not the shitposter.
>>82506611
>No plot to be great
Debatable, but UG is just terrible even if your point stood, maybe good if you're high as shit.
>>82506677
What makes it terrible then? Just because it's not serious or dramatic?
>>82506663
exactly what a shitposter would say
>>82506663
Ignore him anon. Anyone who criticizes the show is a shitposter.
>>82506622
Sounds good in hindsight, but could it be executed well? Well paced?, everything fitting together? Actually making sense?, Characters staying in character?
>>82506692
No because it fails at being funny or interesting. Wander over yonder and gumball are way better.
>>82506692
You think this is funny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e57SBRbMXbI
>>82506716
But I actually like SU.
>>82506724
Hi shitposter.
>>82506729
no to all those questions
>>82500977
I thought that was fake for a second. Damn that looks pretty nice.
>>82506734
The only reason people consider Gumball and WOY good is because it started adding lore and plot.
anyone have the list of that British anon's vocaroos? Did he ever complete it?
>>82506729
It wouldn't be any of those qualities as a /co/ episode, but it would still be a masterpiece nonetheless.
>>82500977
>that Eiffel Tower
Le?
>>82501038
This is like the wall of Mortys
>>82506757
Well we'll show me something funny from SU. Protip:You can't.
>>82506818
Say uncle.
>>82506734
>No because it fails at being funny or interesting.
Proof that you never watched the show.
>>82506818
I'm not gonna waste my time cause no matter what I show you you'll call it shit because youre an autistic shitposter.
>>82506622
>you can hear the VA's arguing in the background
>more often than not the only thing comprehensible as far as animation/art goes is ass, tits, and dicks drawn all over the place
>>82506841
>a UG crossover
SU is an unfunny piece of shit.
>>82506850
SU fans everyone.
>>82506779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QDDfngLDij
his work is done now
>>82506898
SUhatefags everyone.
>>82506871
he's kind of right though, you're obviously going to make no attempt to find this show funny, but here's something for you downer, maybe light up a bit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnocKBYZsAM
>>82506960
There's nothing wrong with hating SU.
>>82506969
Wow...and I thought Family Guy was anti humor.
>>82506818
The Crossover episode with Uncle Grandpa.
>>82506982
Yeah. There's nothing wrong about criticizing SU.Unless you're a shitposter
>>82507001
Doesn't count. Uncle Grandpa had to be there to make it funny.
Why do you guys keep reeplying to this dude? Hes clearly bullshitting you.
>>82506982
There's everything wrong with the possessive manchild ways in which it's done, however.
>>82507025
steven and the stevens is pretty funny
>>82501646
>>82501655
Is this hit the diamond episode? Where can I see it?
>>82507044
Not really.
>>82507048
Go back to your Star vs Evil threads.
>>82500977
A bit out of practice, but I felt I had to do this one with that city shot revealing what's most likely the point of Same Old World.
>>82507064
Pornhub
>>82507048
Go back to jacking off to star.
>>82506716
shitposters aren't afraid to admit they're shitposters though
>>82506993
perhaps you'd find this funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxLJkISssJo
>>82507090
Hey dude great to see you on /co/ again! I've missed your edits
>replying to the mobile poster
Anyway, I wonder why it's called Same Old World. Perhaps because Lapis has seen it all before? Or is the title ironic and means the total opposite?
>>82507090
>The Pearl birds.
I laughed my ass off.
>>82507128
Maybe it will something to do with progressiveness. Get it, Same Old World?
>>82507128
its confirmed to be about Steven helping Lapis find a home on earth
>>82507183
So Steven is going to make her a tumblr account?
I can barely wait an entire week! Who else is excited?
Lapis is gonna go live in Ocean Town so we can finally find out what happened to it
>>82507225
Your mom.
>>82507189
put on a trip so I can filter you
>>82507239
That's actually an interesting idea...so of course the SU staff isn't going to use it.
>>82507225
Hi tumblr.
>>82507189
Fuck off, Misha.
>>82507090
i thought the same thing, looks good m8
>them birds
aayyy
>>82507243
OK I laffed
But seriously fuck off shitposter kun
>>82507282
>being hyped makes you tumblr
Stop taking the bait.
I had kinda hoped that Lapis and Peridot would end up being sort of reluctant room-mates, living in the barn together, and we get to watch their relationship of silently hating each other but having to deal with each other's presence, but maybe coming to understand each other. Maybe Jasper could even join in and they have their seperate home, so we end up with the situation like in Maximum Capacity when the show said something like "Just you wait until Season 3 when the Richingtons move in next door, that's when it gets real good!"
>>82500977
That image is from steven floats?
>>82507323
Who would be Papyrus in this instance? Jasper?
>>82507323
Would Greg be Asgore?
>>82507282
Get this guys, using exclamation marks make you Tumblr now! Only dead, monotonous posts absent of any joy whatsoever are allowed on 4chan.org!
>>82501696
....Lapis?
>>82507318
>>82507386
Shilling is against 4chan rules.
>>82500977
WHERE IS FUCKING PEEDEE?
>>82507372
>>82507378
Note sure if same-fag or not...
>>82507386
>Only dead, monotonous posts absent of any joy whatsoever are allowed on 4chan.org!
I thought this was common knowledge?
>>82507378
Nah, Rose fits the 'really nice but flawed person with a guilty past' role much better than Greg. He should be Toriel, honestly.
>>82507431
stop
>>82507421
You're not wrong.
>>82507431
By that token, Jasper should totally be Undyne.
![Two_and_a_Half_Men-title[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Gmekibc.png "Two_and_a_Half_Men-title[1].png")
>>82507328
>Peridot's the busybody that tries to stay out of trouble and get people to like her while working hard with the CGs
>Lapis is the cool dude that just lazes around and does whatever she wants
>Throw in Centipeetle running around while Peridot works on curing corruption
>GEMS GEMS GEMS GEMS GEMLY GEMS GEMS GEMS
>>82507409
At the fry shop. Duh.
>>82507477
Then does that make Peridot Alphys?
>>82507510
Definitely
>>82507510
That would somewhat work, but Peridot was proud of her general villainous actions whereas Alphys felt shame from the moment she realised what abominations she had created.
>>82507328
>>82507483
You know the Crewniverse doesn't do interesting and fun ideas.
>>82507563
stop
>>82506007
lol that actually sounds like new york to be honest
>>82507575
Don't worry Anon, I don't like Undertale either anymore. Only comparisons to SU interest me now.
>>82507408
>Shitposer-kun says this
>while he gets paid to shitpost
Shitposting shill detected.
>All this Tumblrtale posting
Go back to your general.
>>82507431
Rose could easily Gaster in the sense that their both gone from the physical plane of existence yet still play a part in the main story.
>>82507633
We're back in all but name faggot.
Here's a wacky idea: don't read SU threads if you don't like SU.
>>82507612
You have to admit; Steven Universe doesn't pander to tumblr as much as UT does.
>>82507662
Reading comprehension; do you have it motherfucker?
>>82507688
>>82507633
>>82507662
>make fun of tumblr for getting triggered at everything
>get triggered by meaningless vidya
???
>>82507409
Fuck off pedo.
His no longer relevant to the plot.
>>82500977
I'm guessing Paris.
