Klaus #5
Because for some reason no one storytimed this yesterday when it came out.
Which might be the first time I've seen that happen for a Grant Morrison comic on /co/.
Anyway, let's read.
STORYTIME
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Niggas crazy
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>>82496153
>klaus is still going
what, i thought it was over, last i remember was the #3(?) when klaus meets with the woman at the end
>>82496158
Thanks, OP.
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>>82496118
What a twist.
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>>82496181
Ah, the verbose grand guignol of Grant Morrison. Gotta love it.
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Neat sequence.
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>>82496099
Wait, what? The fifth issue is just now coming out? I was under the impression that it was done and over with already.
Can someone storytime the rest as well? IIRC, I only ever read the first two issues or so, I think.
>>82496293
best girl is still ok and remains cute
this makes me happy
>>82496301
And that's that.
Download in the Win-O'.
>>82496099
Good job, OP. I read this late last night and was hoping it would get storytimed. Possibly the best issue so far, although they've all be great. Art has been excellent, and Morrison has been on-point.
I look forward to making this book a yearly Christmastime read.
>>82496303
It was delayed.
I's a seven-issue mini.
It is recently optioned for a movie adaptation.
>>82496301
Wait, so is Krampus what's buried in the mine or will he be in this forest?
>>82496167
>"Only one man has to work at Yuletime, and that's me."
Based. Santa is the hero we deserve.
>>82496333
>It is recently optioned for a movie adaptation.
Ho-boy.
Got to hand it to Morrison for finally having some kind of success in the movie industry though, if that even counts.
>>82496333
>It is recently optioned for a movie adaptation.
I need casting ideas for Klaus, NOW!
>>82496365
If the movie gets some decent star power in it, it will do well, as long as it isn't up against anything crazy. Seasonal movies will bring in a crowd who want to see something festive.
>>82496168
No problem.
thanks op, do you have #3 and #4?
>>82496303
>Can someone storytime the rest as well?
I don't have time, but if anyone else wants to then they're welcome to do so.
>>82496222
did that nigga just throw a grandfather clock?
>>82496382
>If the movie gets some decent star power in it, it will do well, as long as it isn't up against anything crazy. Seasonal movies will bring in a crowd who want to see something festive.
Never did read the rest of what actually came out and obviously it's not finished yet, but I can't see them adapting this without changing the hell out of it. It gets pretty weird and Morrison-y iirc.
Morrison is just too weird for mainstream audiences.
>>82496159
7 issues my friend. It can't be over. It has only just begun.
I hope the final issue is extra-sized, though. We've only got two issues left for him to take down Magus and Krampus, and patch things up with his old lady. It could be done, but I hope he has the room to make it epic.
>>82496410
>It gets pretty weird and Morrison-y iirc
The weirdest bit was at the end of the first issue where he was possessed by some kind of crazy magic and made all the toys. Other than that, it's been pretty straightforward. I expect some craziness near the end, though.
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Klaus 001 (AnHeroGold-Empire)
http://www10.zippyshare.com/v/skYfmGnm/file.html
http://tusfiles.com/7kuycstjiguv
https://tusfiles.com/5t2ibg1de2xk
https://userscloud.com/k4qz72ifcwf5
Klaus 002 (AnHeroGold-Empire)
http://www83.zippyshare.com/v/JiPJKbNW/file.html
http://www9.zippyshare.com/v/PfrIkJFV/file.html
http://tusfiles.com/98p8nza59qsx
http://tusfiles.com/tb3k0bo85866
http://userscloud.com/o4gwu0elo45e
https://userscloud.com/1pmok6ot4dvs
https://userscloud.com/1px0qfidl3gn
Klaus 003 (AnHeroGold-Empire)
http://www101.zippyshare.com/v/TGfOL375/file.html
http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/Ijmfvtaa/file.html
http://tusfiles.com/ey4mdz7d1sd3
http://tusfiles.com/r40tbb65x9b6
https://tusfiles.com/tjehkej9qhak
http://userscloud.com/g3h08kpw5qx6
https://userscloud.com/fevjfs4b0rkz
Klaus 004 (AnHeroGold-Empire)
http://www14.zippyshare.com/v/ihvDOvMW/file.html
http://www76.zippyshare.com/v/KF2GCkpr/file.html
http://tusfiles.com/880aofksc2zu
http://tusfiles.com/tztm2otlr9uf
https://tusfiles.com/3yuq4oix5hw9
http://userscloud.com/htueo0agno0f
https://userscloud.com/unjthqrernjq
https://userscloud.com/xznywfom8644
Klaus 005 (AnHeroGold-Empire)
http://www4.zippyshare.com/v/WBLC2GAL/file.html
http://www82.zippyshare.com/v/UW1R3774/file.html
http://tusfiles.com/ftb0zx8sw3dh
https://tusfiles.com/a3949eh48lft
http://userscloud.com/bwqn50qsktxh
https://userscloud.com/2754k1z89xhw
https://userscloud.com/6969qja7m3pf
>>82496406
He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good. Or he'll throw a fucking grandfather clock at you.
>>82496453
>The weirdest bit was at the end of the first issue where he was possessed by some kind of crazy magic and made all the toys. Other than that, it's been pretty straightforward. I expect some craziness near the end, though.
Oh, really? I expected more weird craziness.
So do we know whatthose weird alien/fairies in the first issuewere then?
>>82496476
thanks my man, you da best
>>82496494
Hasn't come up yet. I assume they might play a pivotal role in the battle of Krampus.
>>82496476
Thanks anon, appreciate it a lot!
>>82496494
>So do we know what those weird alien/fairies in the first issue were then?
I'm assuming their what the elves came from.
>>82496099
>Because for some reason no one storytimed this yesterday when it came out.
Nobody but you storytimed it because it's a retarded concept, and Grant Morrison is an idiot.
>>82496099
>Because for some reason no one storytimed this yesterday when it came out.
I was going to but my internet was acting up. There's a deleted thread with just the cover in the archives
>>82496410
>It gets pretty weird and Morrison-y
What? No it doesn't.
>>82497236
How can somebody be this assblasted about a Santa Claus comic book? Damn, son.
>>82496266
Whoa there, buddy that's cribbing off the Prince's style
>>82497518
no clue who but someone always shits up these storytimes by complaining that it made Santa "grimdark and edgy".
and no I don't understand it either.
>>82497518
Fuck Santa Claus. Nobody above the age of ten wants to see edgy mountain man Santa. That's fucking stupid.
I don't know how you people can delude yourselves into liking yet another round of Morrison jerking off to his own perceived cleverness. Both he and his dumbass fans need to fuck off back to Scotland, where nobody of consequence has to put up with his bullshit.
>>82497639
>tfw PoP is dead
>no new PoP ever especially since AC is so much more popular than it ever was
Fuck me.
>>82497657
>Fuck Santa Claus. Nobody above the age of ten wants to see edgy mountain man Santa. That's fucking stupid.
>"Not muh Santa Claus!"
Holy shit, you people will do this for anything, won't you?
>>82497657
this guy i'm talking about
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>>82497708
I know, man.
Least they could do, is throw in an HD remake of the SOT trilogy.
Those games not only still hold up, they're better than 90% of the combat platformers made these days.
>>82497708
>>82497927Reminder that the next AC game will be set in Egypt.
>>82496118
That is a big fucking sword.
>>82498064
Fuck AC.
Inferior mechanics and inferior story every.
The only thing they had going for them was being free roaming. And that just means that they are filled with busywork that doesn't progress the plot the slightest.
Disappointed that Santa and Mrs. Claus are in some dumb "married the wrong guy first" cliche
>>82497657
>Fuck Santa Claus. Nobody above the age of ten wants to see edgy mountain man Santa. That's fucking stupid.
Did you step out of a time machine from the 90s? Have you been to an ICP concert irl? Do you own an ECW t-shirt?
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No problem.
>>82499435
>The only thing they had going for them was being free roaming. And that just means that they are filled with busywork that doesn't progress the plot the slightest.
I like how they actually set the games in various historical settings. I'll be honest and say that it was pretty cool to roam about in Constantinople. Always did want to play AC3 for the American Revolution setting, even though I heard it really wasn't all that good. And I want to play AC4 as well, since I hear that one's supposed to be the best one.
Not really a big AC fan but I do have some hopes for games set in various settings, like the American Civil War, Japan, WW2. etc.
>>82497652
It's just shitposting. If it becomes an actual problem just report the posts.
>>82502618
The different settings are theoretically nice.
But you're actually just getting the same game with some slight tweaking and different coat of paint.
Plus the storylines are fucked beyond repair. Whatever throughline there was gets lost in the shuffle.
Prince of Persia was great because on top of the gameplay it had memorable characters.
I don't hate AC at all, but as a series it has really outstayed its welcome.
