Batman.
I already said you have the wrong number.
>>82495611
I KNOW ITS YOU BATMAN, NOW TAKE OFF THAT RIDICULOUS BIRD COSTUME AND SUIT UP OR SO HELP ME GOD
>>82495663
Why would Batman need to suit up if you are just going to make him strip naked to rape the joker?
>>82495694
Prelude?
>>82495611
top kek
>>82495694
Heh. He's got you there, commissioner!
IM A BIT BUSY, COMMISH
I hate to do this Bats, but I need you to rape the commish
Nothin' personal, it's just kinda my thing
>>82495767
...What.
Where'd this meme come from?
>>82495777
You don't want to do this, detective. We need Batman at full mast.
>>82495784
discussion about other ways batman can stop the joker without killing him one thing that came up was rape
>>82495849
Have no fear old chum! I am on my way to save you from this nautical menace!
>>82495875
Thats not funny. How is that funny?
>>82495999
Black comedy
>>82495767
>blatant spidey torch ripoff
>>82496030
Okay then, I must not get it if its a black people thing.
>>82496075
Us blacks have a great sense of humour
Did I ever tell you about the time I raped Batman?
>>82496085
negro humor always escaped me
>>82495784
>>82495875
it originally started as why doesn't Bat-man just kill the joker?
then pictures of Animated Gordon would be posted with the line "Why haven't you killed the joker yet" and such
At one point someone replied with a pic of Bat-man yelling the line "Because I am vengeance! I am the night!" "I am Batman!" to which then lead pic related to be posted with the line "Ok, Ok, fine! But could you at least rape him?"
and here we are.
Batman... help... the only way you can save me is if... you raped the joker... please...
Rape isn't funny you dumb shits.
>>82496347
tumblr
>>82496347
Sounds like someone in need of a good raping
>>82496347
Sure it is. Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
>>82496385
>>82496405
>>82496470
God you fucks are so edgy. What is happening to this board?
>>82496347
>triggered
>>82496557
Oh shut up
If you don't like it, ignore it dumb dumb
You're gonna get the same thing on every board.
>>82496347
You damn right it's not funny. Rape is deep and meaningful, and philosophical.
>>82495999
I thought clown rape was always funny.
>>82496470
I thought you were dead, George?
>>82495875
It's funny for middle-schoolers are least. If you think something like this is the height of comedy then you've got a poor sense of humor.
>>82496347
>>82496557
But let me guess, murder and death can totally be funny in the right context?
>>82495591
>>82495611
>>82495663
That was a promising start to the thread. Then it went to shit. Oh well.
>>82497519
Not in and of itself. Murder and death are not funny. These threads are all the same. Same punchline if you can call it that of MALE RAPE LOL care to explain what's so funny about that?
>>82497578
>Not in and of itself.
GEE IT'S ALMOST LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ACCOUNTED FOR THAT
>in the right context
>in the right context
>in the right context
>>82497578
Buddy, chill. You're in 4chan.
>>82496347
It can be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3F3RvWX2g4
>>82495591Christ, day in day out with these fucking 'Batman rapes the Joker' Gordon posts and this one finally got a laugh outta me.A fucking hearty laugh at that. Comedy gold, just,'Batman.'
>>82496347
>>82496557
>>82497491
>>82497578
Go away, Wonder woman!
>>82496347
Agreed.
>>82497578
Because the expectation is that Jim will ask Batman to kill the Joker, but instead he asks him to rape the Joker, which is nonsense.
In this specific case, OP made the punchline implied, which in cases can also sell a joke.
Ask your dad.
>>82496347
It's not. It can be, though.
>>82496347
Like, not even if a clown was raped?
>>82496347
Rape "not being funny" is exactly the thing that makes it hilarious with the right set up and delivery.
Being an edgy cunt diminishing it's real life impact by throwing the word around is when it definitely stops being funny though, I'll grant you that. "Edgy for the sake of edginess" isn't humor, no matter how hard edgefags try to pretend it is, but subverting expectations and successfully making something you wouldn't ever normally laugh at funny only makes it harder not to laugh, either because you don't want to or know you shouldn't. The joke's narrative on the subject also helps, too. If the perspective is too mean-spirited, or played seriously, it probably won't hold well with others unless they're pretending to be ""dark"" or some shit. But if rape is used as a deconstruction of other things you'd normally expect to see it lumped into (like crime, abuse, fraud, etc.) then having that heavy concept displaced into an already absurd context makes it a lot easier to find amusing.
>>82499042
If you have to explain the joke, THEN THERE IS NO JOKE
>>82499042
Oh shut the fuck up you edgy fedora twats. Rape is not something you belittle.
Could Thomas Wayne beat Pa Kent in a wrestling match?
>>82495999
You gonna get raped,.,..
>>82499282
Thomas Wayne is Batman in other universes what do you think?
>>82499282
From the many traumatic mementoes of Thomas being shot I he seems to be in good shape
but pa Kent spends his time on a farm and has probobly had to deal with a few scuffles so I'm putting my money on Pa
>>82499282
a rich boy doctor vs a strong farmer
Pa Kent would wreck him
>>82499265
Here's your reply
>>82499366
Thomas Wayne built his empire on Krytponian tech he is no pushover. He's like a more subdued Iron Man
>>82496347
>rape isn't funny
I bet You laughed when Deadpool was killing people in last movie right?
How the fuck people cannot see hypocrisy?
>>82496085
Let me guess; you threw acockat him.
>>82496347
Of it isn't, but joke that are funny tend to be funny.
That said, this joke's novelty ran thin a while ago.
>>82499545
>whataboutism
How old are you 5?
>>82495999
clown rape is always funny
rape...rape..rape..rape
Is that all you sick fucks think about??
>>82499662
This is the face he made when it happened.
>>82495591
Comissioner, give me a call and I will take care of the business. Just make sure the crazy bat will not interfere.
>>82499845
how would Gordon keep batman subdued long enough for frank to frank the joker? he'd have to ......rape him?!
>>82496347
top kek
>Not getting Venom do the job
He's a rape monster.
>>82499888
Nice trips and Gordon would tell Frank to wait till Batman is off doing Justice League shit.
>>82498213
Same here, the idea of a man dressing up like a bat to fight crime is hilarious.
>>82496347
I find this thread funny not because of rape jokes, but because of the absurd leap in logic. Well Batman can't KILL the Joker, so I guess he just has to rape him!
>>82495767
This is my absolute favorite Batman comic, and I had high hopes for Snyder to bring this iteration of the caped crusader to the silver screen. Maybe next time.
Would Joker poop in Batmans spaghetti?
>>82496347
Why doesn't /co/ just rape the shitposter?
>>82499845
It's too late, I've already hired someone else. As you can see, he's proven to be very effective in the way he "handled" the Penguin.
>>82497301
Your damn right
>>82502287
My bad, wrong pic.
Dad used to take me here to see the ballgame. Sometimes afterwards we'd get ice cream and he'd rape me
>Jesus Christ, Father
>>82499042
Man, that changes a lot of famous Bat moments.
>Bane Broke batman's back by bashing bat's butt
Lex Luthor died, so instead I'll rape you
>>82502751
lex luthor kiss
>>82505330
Luthor is a chubby chaser
>>82505330
why is lex kissing the black chick from night court?
>>82506037
who wouldn't want to fuck the wall though
>>82506705
You don't fuck the Wall. The Wall fucks you
>>82495782
what does a hen weigh?
>>82495591
Batman if you dont rape the Joker before the prom then I wont be born!
>>82508732
I think Gordon is saying the truth Batman. Now rape the Joker OR ELSE!
>>82506783
>Implying that isn't the point
He's mega strong, so he wants a woman to dominate him. To peg him
Lex wanted the wall to fuck him
>>82508796
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!
>>82509015
This is the only time that a white character becoming black was an upgrade.
>>82509135
Ahem....
>>82496347
(You)
>>82508732
Haven't seen this level of inane for a while, reminds of the shaking mumi threads from /a/.
Batman, rape Joker
>>82499366
>a rich boy doctor
That became the Batman in other universes if Bruce died that night instead of him and Martha.
>>82495694
Its more satisfying in costume.