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So did the fall or the cement kill her?
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So did the fall or the cement kill her?
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No. It was beauty that killed the beast.
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>>82487537
>fat character
>She didn't die by a heart attack.
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>>82487369
If she didn't die from the impact, she was definitely paralyzed/unconscious and thus unable to do anything as the cement covered her up.
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>>82487369
I thought she landed on pointy bits of rebar and the cement buried her after that.
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what a random thread
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>>82487616
But still board relevant.
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>>82487369
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONARD!
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>>82487369
no, it was the fat shamers that got her riled up in the first place
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>>82487369
No it was the fat, she had a heart attack from the stress.
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>>82488339
IS THAT FUCKING BELLY HANGING DOWN TO HIS KNEES!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
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>>82487606
this the way i see it she fell into the hole and was entombed alive in the cement. her soul trapped in the foundation of the house
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>>82488339
>Average /co/ denizen on his way to watch Civil War
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>>82488372
Yep that's his belly, there's an ongoing debate on /fit/ over why the fuck it's all purple and black like that, some say beetus, others say it's some sort of blood condition.
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>>82488470
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>>82488470
>L4Dconceptart.jpg
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>>82487369
Probably diabetes or aggressive gout
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>>82487369
Nope. Her body mass overwhelmed her internal gravitational pull so she collapsed inward and became a singularity. Circle of life and all that...
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>>82487369
is this uhh...mosnter house?
it looks really familiar but I cant place my finger on it
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>>82488566
Yep.
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>>82488540
Stop the motherfucking planet. I want to get off.
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>>82487537
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>>82488339
>>82488470
>Boomer around here guys.jpg
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>>82488540
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>>82488553
>>82487369
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>>82488586
ah, thanks
thats the house, right?
and the guy there is the old guy living in it?
its been a while
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>>82488602
Deleted the post and censored because there was a small bit of something that might have at one time been his dick, top researchers are still out on that.
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>>82488627
Technically, yes. After dying, her soul becomes absorbed into the physical house that the guy finishes building after she perishes and it is granted sentience.
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>>82488697
thanks man
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>>82488645
The only thing that makes me feel better is the knowledge that he won't live long
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>>82488697
That's kind of a fucked up premise for a movie, couldn't she have just lost weight?
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>>82488470
what the fuck
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>>82488749
it's physically impossible to lose weight, you fat shaming shitlord

also for all you know she was a house kin and identified as a two story 3 bedroom 2.5 bath
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>>82488743
Probably not, either his heart gives out or some government worker gets around to cutting his disability payments.
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>>82488697
It's a great movie.

>>82488645
Did anything happen to this hovering mass of protoplasm?
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>>82488791
I'm imagining a scenario where he bumps into something while on his scooter and topples down like a flesh avalanche.
He stays there for hours unable to right himself.
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>>82488749
I wouldn't really call this a light hearted children's movie to begin with. Besides the fact that it takes place on halloween, it also depicts alcoholism and what is essentially attempted murder.
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>>82488791
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>>82488822
he bitched for a bit that he was being "bullied" because people were disgusted with him and then he went back to being disgusting. He updated his blog a few days ago so he's probably still alive. He makes great fodder for fat hate threads though.
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>>82488844
Still a pretty good movie, though.
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>>82488791
>>82488645
at first I felt pity for this man but then I saw these screenshots and I feel nothing but burning, absolute disgust
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>>82488873
Christ almighty.
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>>82488828
Youtube has a video showing a guy on one of those scooters getting pissed off at an elevator he missed. He rams his scooter twice into the doors which then give way and he falls to his death in the shaft. Darwin approved.
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>>82488882
No doubt about that. I'm actually surprised it went under the radar so fast after it was released.
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>>82488925
I must see this.
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>>82487572

she had several episodes throughout that flashback.

kind of ironic in a way
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>>82488925
Nah, that was just a tarded Chinaman.
It wasn't one of these blobs
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>>82488954
>>82488925
Ah, found it. He wasn't fat though. Just unbelievably stupid. Those doors fucking buckled the first time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsjDRD0DXk0
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You guys remember when King Size Homer came out the weight he had to reach was 300lbs? Like everyone thought that was some sort of freakishly huge weight that you'd never see outside of the circus... now "Rag on a Stick" isn't a joke, it's a fucking way of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
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>>82487369
Damn, she's as big as a house.
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>>82488791
I,I regret going onto that site.

It's just all gay shit like him reaching his dick or him naked as fuck on camera.
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>>82489068
Homer in a mumu. Ugh.. Him dialling the phone was hilarious though.
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>>82489068
The American Dream really has come true
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>>82489020
>mfw he backs up again
I can see doing it once out of frustration, but what could he have thought was going to happen if he busted through the doors? He had to have seen it was gone...
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>>82488339
>>82488470
I fucking hate fat people so much. They don't have any sense of their own space dimensioning so they alway push everyone aside on public transportation without even saying sorry. Besides they always smell like greasy food and are pretty rude in my experience.
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>>82489068
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>>82489068
More that 300lbs isn't as large as you think it is. It just sounds huge(it's large, but rag on a stick large is way past 300lbs.)
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>>82488470
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>>82488645
>tfw fat but will never ever be this fat
>tfw finally losing weight

Feelsgoodman. Fat hate motivated me.
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>>82487369
>tfw all that guy wanted to do was live in peace with his BBW waifu but the universe wouldn't let him
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>>82489148
20 years ago, 300lbs was considered worthy of an episode long joke.
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>>82489251
We've come a long way
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>>82489286
The nutritional pyramid was always a joke
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>>82489286
>And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain.
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>>82489286
The real irony is that Homer's diet of eating only things that would cause paper to turn transparent when rubbed on would actually have him lose weight.
The keto diet is real and actually works
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>>82489381
>Bye bye, everybody!
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>>82489321
It sure as fuck was
>6-11 grain servings per day
fucking hell...
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>>82488791
I want to tip him over but there is no way I could budge him
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>>82489400
>always eat twice as many grains as veggies in order to be healthy.
Thanks grain industry.
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>>82489162
Well before getting to "rag on a stick" range they get into the area where they just start shitting in showers, hot tubs, and swimming pools.
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>>82489515
This has to be in a speciality subreddit.
No way the general masses were that ok with it
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>>82489420
He weighs more than my motorcycle. I'm impressed he's able to move under his own power. No way I could lift that thing.
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>>82489420
>>82489573
I bet an average person could topple him pretty easy.
Just like how can tip a heavy motorcycle pretty easy.
All that weight stacked up like that.
Just looking for an excuse to fall.

And people like him don't have the supporting muscles to correct any sort of imbalance.
So once he starts to collapse, it'll just keep going
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>>82488339
That man will be dead before he's 40
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>>82489497
industry lobbying fucked up America's idea of a healthy diet so badly, here's Timer the cheese man telling everyone to eat a fucking hunk of cheese for energy if they feel tired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xRv9ZQOCPo
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>tfw fat people walk right past the stairs and wait for an elevator
I secretly hate fat people.
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>>82487369
fun fact: According to Dan Harmon, Constance was originally meant to be portrayed more sympathetically
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>>82488645
Wait is is he trying to get fat because his fetish is sticking his dick between the folds of his stomach
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>>82489549
it was askreddit, specifically as a response to this post (200 upvotes for some godforsaken reason) here's the original comment string if you need to see it for yourself.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/28qtqj/serious_obese_people_of_reddit_what_is_one_of_the/cidq9yj?context=3
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>>82489681
All things considering, a bit of cheese for snack isn't that bad.
It's got a lot of protein, protein, and almost no sugar.
Fatty, yeah, but considering that the other shit kids, it's not so bad.
Bit of cheese, some carrots, and a small portion of baguette, and that's a good snack.
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>>82489796
Oh it was a "laugh at the freak" thread.
That's not so bad.
I was starting to think they became a fat hugbox after they banned being able to hate fat people
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>>82488645
>Trying to get over 700lbs
No fuck him if I didn't read the text I'd thought he was a fatty trying to better him self from the pics by losing weight but people like him I am disgusted by purposely trying to become a burden.
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>>82488828
They'd probably had to get the stock grew to get him up or a forklift.
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>>82488339
bad circulation. Blood is probably having a hard time circulating through all the fat and practically choking his body, that's why going the stares will probably kill him, no oxygen. Shit like that can cause the blood to thicken and form clouts that will eventually kill him through a stroke when it reaches the brain or a heart attack.

on a thread related note:
The ginger was pure sex. I'm going to see it now, for some reason i liked it. It still holds up too.
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>>82489964
If by baseball she means cock and balls and by teach she means fondle, i would me retarded like a mother fucker.
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>>82489020
When is China going to get its shit together and put safety features on its elevators?
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>>82488339
>>82488470
Not sure why X-men have to have a CG Blob.
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>>82489964
>>82490012
>ywn hatefuck that bitchy emo babysitter

it hurts
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>>82490065
she looks the kind of girl that doesn't do anything besides lie there. her and bones didn't age well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTByjUvtP8c
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>>82490050
Not unless they completely change their culture.
The foundations of trying to fuck over anyone you don't know is really deep.
Even if they have an OSHA type organization, like 90% of inspections will be bribed off.

We really take Western culture of granted.
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>>82488743
That's why I bequeath on you the knowledge that there's a line out the door to replace him.
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>>82488791
>>82488873
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This thread reminded be that 2000 AD is prophetic as hell
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>>82489755
Yes. And he makes his living off of gay men who want to fuck him.


Also, to hit you in this feel: More people want to have sex with this man then you, probably.
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>>82490050
Based on the text at the bottom, this was Korea.
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>>82489755
Looks like it. And apparently people pay him to do this.
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>>82489826
see man the problem isnt the food
its how you burn it off
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>>82490363
ok
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>>82488339
>>82488339

This guy is a feeder/gainer fetishist by the way. He gets posted alot on /fit/.

Not sure how he's still alive.
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>>82490363
Well, gay people can be extreme chubby chasers as well.
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>>82490382
little column a
little column b
The higher you are on one, the more you need of the other to maintain a healthy weight.
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>>82488791
Man.
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>>82490382
True, but some foods will give you more calories per ounce than others.
But your stomach feels full based only on quantity.

So choosing food that is low calorie density will make it a lot easier to lose weight.

It's a lot easier to not eat 300 calories than it is to burn it off. Like ~40 minutes cardio is like a single cookie.
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>>82489400
I know fuck all about nutrition and even without the serving numbers I question that add in the numbers they give and holy shit it's retarded what do they consider a serving because if it's what I consider a serving your going to get fat as fuck.
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>>82490554
recommended servings on food packets are actually much smaller thank you would think.
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>>82490497
feeling empty and cravings can be be controlled with a little mental training

i mean its not that hard to abstain on one thing once you get used to it
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>>82490497
Depends on your weight, like my chubby 230lb, 6ft ass burns 120 more Cph just walking around than someone at the recommended 170lb for my height. 3 Oreo cookies is 160 Calories for reference, so a brisk 1 hour walk for me is roughly equivalent to 12 Oreos.

>>82490554
Yeah the food pyramid is shit
SHIT
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>>82490622
>3 Oreo cookies is 160 Calories for reference, so a brisk 1 hour walk for me is roughly equivalent to 12 Oreos.
There is LITERALLY no way you're burning 1900 calories in an hour. Especially for a "brisk walk".
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>>82490622
hey i used to be the exact same as you weight and height wise. What i did was just limit what i ate and now im 70kg. to clarify though i lost that weight between 15 November last year and now.
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>tfw I eat chocolate bars, cake, cannoli, soda, ice tea, fruit juice (the one I'm sipping is 25g per 8 fl. oz.), jalapeño chips, caaaake, ice cream, snow cones, boiled sweets, taffy, powdered sugar cookies, Mom's frosted animal crackers
>struggling to get over 120 lbs at 5'9
>always have to poop after a few hours after each meal
Feels good, except for the fact no matter how much I brush, my teeth always feels like they're rotting.
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>>82490709
Yeah, I mean 12 oreos means that you shouldn't eat dinner or should cut back on a lot of stuff for the rest of the week to burn that shit off or not put on much.

That's not even going into how the pseudo sugar in it just totally overwhelms your liver.
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>>82490776
Floss nigga
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>>82488777
....Wait, I'm sorry do you mean as a house?
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>>82490709
bro 12/3 is 4 and 4*160 is 640, roughly equivalent to a man my size walking 4-5 mph for an hour.
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>>82490776
that's fucked brah, your metabolism will settle at some point and if you still eat like that you are fucked.
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>>82490776
For real you might have gingivitis. Go get that looked at by a dentist. Also if not brushing, but drinking a plain glass of water between snackings/meals helps keep the debris in your mouth down.

Also fuck you, I'm trying to lose weight, and if I so much as look at a piece of cake I gain 5 lbs.
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>>82490803
Yeah, I have to. I usually use up my floss prematurely because mint floss tastes so good.
>>82490846
I know. I've read about Russian babushkas that are beautiful slavs at first and then they balloon into those stereotypes with age.
My mother said her metabolism was just as good as mine until she got pregnant.
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>>82490776
I was a scrawny fuck too when I was young. Either get older or start lifting, you'll bulk up if you keep putting in calories like that (you really should shift over to some better calorie sources though). Also go to the fucking dentist, these are the only teeth you have.
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>>82490916
They said nothing was wrong with my teeth when I last visited because I was afraid I got cavities. Don't worry, I really do care about my teeth. I use Crest 3D white, I do circles, and I try to floss or at least use a toothpick.
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>>82490914
yea I've just seen the same thing happen to a friend, was a solid 9/10 chica but ate fuck tons and had a great metabolism but one day it slowed down. Now she is barely a 4/10 and is nasty, like the fat was the start but then the acne and everything else came.
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>>82488470
BOOMER
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>>82488645
Huh, Jon seemed a lot slimmer than this in his last video.
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>>82491113
That's the OmegaJon, last and greatest of all Jons. He seeks to consume all other Jons and ascend to the godhead.
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>>82491221
like that shitty jet li movie where he fought himself?
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>>82491409
>shitty
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>>82490050
>China
>safety
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>>82491409
Pretty much. This is why JonTron still updates so slowly despite Starcade ending, he's gearing up for a televised showdown with OmegaJon.
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>>82490050
I was about to say that safety has nothing to do with this but I realised as retarded as that man is you do have a bit of a point no way an elevator door should have been that easy to break down
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>>82490050
I'm more worried about the escalators.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d72_1437910017
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>>82492093
I'm still not sure how that even happened

I mean the answer is lack of any standards but if I recall correctly the guy repairing it just dident bother to rescrew the floor or some shit there's lack of standards and then there's just outright retardation
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>>82489208
Lisa.Painfull
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>>82490891
The fuck is that bird?
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>/fit/fags thinking their gross muscles are attractive

>formerly fat losers who think just because they've lost weight they've made a real accomplishment or helped their health

4chan so retarded
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>>82487665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TV4lupHME
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>>82493573
Don't forget.
>insecure skinnyfags bitching about the lot
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>>82493667
or as is more likely for that poster
>insecure fatfags who bitch about the lot
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>>82489068
...doesn't that curve the wrong way for what side it's on?
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>>82493684
insecure skinnyfag detected
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>>82487369
An unfilled foundation is just spaced out vertical rebar, what do you think?
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>>82487537
>Tfw Jack won't do more serious roles like this one
A shame really
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>>82490183
Anyone know if this is a real song or not?
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>>82493573
>who think just because they've lost weight they've made a real accomplishment or helped their health
>Lower glucose levels decreasing risk of developing type 2 diabetes
>Lower triglycerides levels decreasing risk of liver diseases
>Decreased risk of cardiovascular illness
>decreased joint pressure lowering risk of osteoarthritis
>Etc
In a normal scenario I would say you should kill yourself but probably you are already working on that.
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>>82493573
fatfag detected
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>>82494115
A sane man speaks the truth.
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>>82494012
insecure fatfag calling others insecure to hide his insecurities detected.
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>>82494115
>believing in glucose, triglycerides or any of those fake science
top kek
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>>82494236
it's transcended the level of bait and into the realm of someone actually being functionally retarded
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>This entire thread

There are reasons why people should stay willfully ignorant of things. Otherwise you begin hating a lot of fucking shit.
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>>82494236
>still thinking modern science is truthful
theyve lost all credibility the moment the made a mental disorder a norm
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>>82494356
Too bad it's still in the dsm Ye goof, not to mention they make up so little of the population.
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>>82494337
If fucking shit exists, what reason could there possibly be to not hate it?
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>>82494383
>implying sexual orientation distubance and homosexuality is the same thing
science is shit when emotions are involved
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this niggah sounds like the anti-vaccine nuts
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>>82494413
It's gender dysphoria in the dsm so emotions don't come into it and you don't know what you are talking about m8ee
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>>82494413
Also peer reviews exsist so anything inherently shit is not getting through to actual science.
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>>82494413
Science is fluid. Shit can always change when new evidence is introduced. There is no such thing as a 100% settled and definite theory. There are only theories that have no competition.
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>>82494489
>science should be based on emotions and politics and not facts
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>>82494506
Weak fucking bait. That's literally the opposite of what I said.
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>>82489153
So hating on their condition shitlotd
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>>82488791
>>82488645

>tfw your a feeder

some horrible person just like me convinced that poor person into this and knew what they were doing
its not out of love
but out of a sexual amusement similar to masochism
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>>82494574
At least you aren't on the receiving end of this nightmarish fetish.
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>>82494592
theres a reason feeders are always fit or skinny
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>>82494639
That you don't want to die in your mid 40's?
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>>82494660
possibly.
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>>82489400
Fuck diets, man. If you want to lose weight don't exclude any groups or nutritions, just eat fucking less.
Eating a lot = fat
Eating a little = not as fat
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>>82489400
I mean how hard they are trying?
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>>82487369
A rock fell on her after the fall
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>>82488339
I can understand gaining a few pounds or getting fat, but how do you actually let yourself get to this point? How do you get to the point where everytime you piss there's a 90% chance you'll be hitting your lower abdomen? It just baffles me.
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>>82494798
some people are not made right in the head and he is one such being,
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>>82494530
Oh shit, I just realized what she reminds me of...
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>>82487572
It's a beauty of nature.
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>>82488470
>>82488339
I'm pretty sure there already some necrosis at this point.
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>>82494798
Americans are fucked up in the head in general.
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>>82490776
And I thought I was eating too much sugar...
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>>82490440
Boogie?
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>Expect a monster house thread
>Get a fatty thread becuase 4chan is full of insecure faggots with poor body image

Eat a dick, fatties
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>>82488645
>>82488791
I'm a lard ass but at least I'm trying to fix it and I'm not this failed evolution, Jesus help us
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>>82494798

They deliberately stuff themselves silly with junk food every time they eat and do 0 exercise.
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If you lock up a morbidly obese person in a room for 30 days with only one glass of plain water to drink per day, will that fat person die of starvation?
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>>82496178
you would only hope so.
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>>82496178
I think they'd need a bit more water than that, but no they probably wouldn't
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>>82496178
There was a guy who did something similar.

You need to give the lardo supplements (vitamins/minerals) but without any calories, a morbidly obese person could probably survive for a fair time... but it's stupid.

The body starts burning protein before it uses up all the fat.

There was a guy who made it over a year without food though and lost like 275lbs.
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>>82496178
This would trigger actual starvation mode.
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>>82496178
>>82496461
>>82496431
But yeah, they'd need more water than that.
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>>82494639
>tfw no fat 2d girl to bully
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>>82489068
That comfort wipe thing I think is more so aimed at old people with back problems who have trouble reaching around like that. Though rag on a stick does exists to clean in between fat people's folds. There's a webm of this somewhere but I don't know where to find it.
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>>82494592
>>82494639
>Dating a girl who said upfront that she likes big guys, I'm big but no where near as big as that guy. Tall, upper 200's, have a gut but not too wide. She is skinny, doesn't eat much.
>Keeps insisting on buying all the food on our dates, usually large portions and is a bit handsy with my middle. Saying she can't finish and asking me if I want to try her order.
>Always asking if I'm hungry.
>fuck me, I often am

It may be too late for me.

gonna do a /co/splay of dad bod Bob Parr/Mr Incredible while I have the chance before I have to get a black and yellow unitard to Fred Dukes around.

...and the captcha was salad.
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>>82494530
>>82494935
Also this.
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>>82490050
>china
They do have shit regulations, but it's Korea m80
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>>82499056
Just keep yourself below 300, and you'll be fine. So long as you don't allow yourself to become a nightmarish blob of goo, it sounds like you're in an enviable position.
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>>82490827
It's a joke anon
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>>82501187

what is the joke ? i don't get it
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>>82488749
She was a attraction in an horror circus,the Giant Woman if i recall
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>>82503602
The fat woman's soul resides in the house, a two story with 3 bedrooms and 2 bath. It's a joke on special snowflake otherkin. Just watch the movie and you'd get the joke.
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>>82492264
Yeh
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>>82494220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDVDR331q5M
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>>82496178

the reason these fat fucks are fat is because they consume things their body can't use, calories like that are fuel for heavy physical activity, but the maintenance of the body alone requires actual nutrients, aminoacids, proteins, etc.

they'd die pretty soon.
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>>82488645
>It was about a little over a year ago I first fucked my fat pad.

That's a date on this man's calendar. This is a day he committed to memory.
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>>82488540
>risking his life for his fetish
>people pay him for that
is this the tru american hero?
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>just no soda, no burgers
>eat like a normal person, cook my food because im poor
>143 lbs
acording to my med im in just ok weigth, i guess I will still living like a fucking normal person and not some obsesive retard that cant enjoy fucking food, whenever has cash to buy good things.
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>>82493617
>sad music as potato chips get crushed
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>>82493617
This will be better than Sausage Party.
Already has more world building.
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>>82493617
Why the hell wouldn't a grocery store want addictive as cocaine products?
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>>82494935
Her head is a penis?
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>>82488645
Jesus. I like chubby guys but holy fucking hell.
That is too fat.
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>>82488470
>>82488339
>>82488873
>>82488645

non-fat bodies are just as disgusting but in different ways

you're in a fantasy land if you think a body can ever be smooth and clean like in cartoons
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>>82508239
glad it wasn't just me
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>>82508265
>Likes chubby guys
What's the point? I can get liking chubby girls because sometimes that leads to an exaggerated female form but fat men are like the opposite.
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>>82508226
It's the good grocery store from around the corner. They only sell overpriced brand products instead of the knock-off products of the same quality.
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>>82508318
They can, fatty.
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>>82508377
Some fat can look good but it has to be less than a certain amount.
It looks manly if it's sorta a mix of muscle and fat but getting in that shape is difficult.
I like broad chests with a little belly if that makes sense?
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>>82488606
Nooooo, why would you make me laugh?
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>>82489209
Preach it, brother. I'm in the same boat.
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Jesus christ guys I came here looking for a funny thread, not to have my hope and confidence in humanity completely shattered
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>>82494574
I know man. I'm into this shit because one of my kinks is watching people ruin themselves. Even then I'm only into drawings of it because real fat people are disgusting. Though I guess I sort of do get a mockery-boner from watching these people destroy themselves because they think they're making themselves sexy when they're just hideous masses of heart failure.

Am I a bad guy for that? I mean, I'd never do it to someone, and I hate people who try force the unwilling into it, but am I a bad man for getting pleasure out of people willingly killing themselves?
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>>82511037
in a very similar situation. all that irresponsible self-destructive spoiled-as-shit self-abuse is what gets me off. not if its out of hatred, though--just out of giving into ones vices. teenage pregnancy is another turn-on for the same reasons.
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>>82507601
I'm so used to fizzy drinks that plain water is just too boring for me. So I drink soda water. It is literally just water that is carbonated. I've been losing weight steadily, because I'm drinking healthily and my inner fatfuck is satiated whenever I drink some going " MUH SODUHS! YUM"

Down to 89 kilos. I never got too fat before I started dieting, but I had just hit triple metric digits and I knew if I didn't change my habits then, it'd just keep getting harder and harder the longer I put it off.
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I wanted to sex the ginger
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>>82513191
>tfw Fuchur never got around to drawing her
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>fuck yes a monster house thread!
>enter thread
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>>82513785
>tfw we'll never get to actually talk about monster house
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>>82488645
KILL IT NOW!
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>>82488645
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>>82494049
Maybe he just didn't enjoy it enough to do it again? Sometimes actors are really good at a type of role other than their usual, but won't repeat it cause they didn't like it.
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>See thread in the catalog
>Enter thread expecting some r34 of the babysitter or the ginger girl
>Scroll down
>...
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>>82494049
this is billed as a comedy but really is not.
Jack Black actually really impressed me in this.
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>>82488844
It was pretty much Dan Harmon expelling darkness out of his soul and fun fact: the sidekick character is supposed to represent him.
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>>82516619
dan harmon did monster house?

that explains things.
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>>82511037
>>82511115
>>82494574
I'm a feeder in a semi-relationship with someone 450 lbs plus who's actively getting bigger
AMA
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what the fuck is wrong with this world
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>>82487369
Didnt we see a pov camera switch when she fell
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>>82517636
What's the biggest turn-on of the whole thing?
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>>82499056
That reminds me of my ex, maybe a bit more aggressive since she never wanted me to finish her meals. Definitely handsy though.
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>>82508377
Think strong-fat, usually. Kind of burly, but also not pure fitness. I see a decent amount of it, since I live in a somewhat blue-collar area, and a lot of people have that body type.
Kind of shits on you once you hit 40 though. Then it's time for the beer gut and skin that looks like perpetual razor burn. Most people seem to lose interest in maintaining their body once they pass their prime, because then it requires actual effort.
>tfw my Dad is 60 and only needs minimal exercise and not eating a bunch of shit everyday to maintain a proper physique
>I have his exact same body type
And I do not for one second envy all the other people who have the body of a time bomb that explodes into fat and puffiness once they approach middle age.
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>>82517636
What's it like being a disgusting piece of shit?
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>>82517636
Will you Answer Anything?
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>>82517826
Physically, just the way fat feels. Like I'm fucking a waterbed, or a giant boob or something, idk.
Mentally, just the hedonism and lack of restraint involved.
>>82518206
Pretty decent. Just drank a bunch of sangria.
>>82518430
pretty much
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>>82516113
>expecting porn on a blue board

Dumbass
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>>82516405
Me too.
That was one of the few times I've seen a well known actor really disappear inside the role.

As much of an outlandish character Bernie was, I really believed he was real and not Jack Black for the duration of the movie.
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>>82508318
>>82508318
Are you gonna cry lardball?
Nobody gives a fuck if normal bodies are disgusting, they are in the normal range. Meanwhile obese bodies are extra plus disgusting as well as sick.

You are comparing taking a shit to taking a shit and then smearing it all over yout face, fat-for-brains.
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>>82489162
It depends on the height. When I was fat I reached 270 lb but due to my height it wasn't completely blobbed.
Now I'm down to ~175
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>>82517636
How does it feel to know what you're doing is basically assisted suicide
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>>82513685
>tfw Fuchur never got around to drawing her
I think he was making a 3D model of her instead, and from what I've heard it's even already done.
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>>82488606
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VbKFPQQGL5w
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>>82489068
That shit is what the Romans did. Are we really going backwards in toilet technology?
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>>82488791
This reminds me of a story.
One day at Walmart they were completely out of these scooters. Because they were all taken up by fat people.

My mom was pissed because she needed one. Because she was on oxygen. She was 64 at the time I believe. She had been smoke free since she was 20. She was pretty verbal about it.
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>>82492439
Green Heron, I think.
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>>82494270
I think I've seen this manga...
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>>82489964
>gingers
>anything but an abomination against God and nature
Repent, faggot.
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>>82490776
I bet you eat girly portions and think you're a freak of nature.
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>>82490776
Are you me?
I have the teeth thing, and can never get over 65-70kg. not the pooping thing though
Only thing is I'm 6'2".
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>>82490776

>Feels good, except for the fact no matter how much I brush, my teeth always feels like they're rotting

Then stop eating that shit, dude.
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>>82488470
>>82488645
>>82488791
>>82488873
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