I mean....it's Batman versus Aliens. There's no way we're talking 'bande dessinee' in this thread.
I'll be skirting the image limit, so be kind and rewind.
>This is as important and traumatic as my parents being murdered
Whelp, let's just lead with that then
>>82486063
Why isn't there any rule 34 of Batman fucking an Alien?
but this is a pretty damn page
>>82486138
you really gonna make me go looking......god dammit.
>>82486139
Holy fucking SHIT, thought I've read all Alien comics, I was wrong. Its already starting out like a good one, too.
>>82486228
The first part is relatively tame. BvA II gets bonkers.
>contractual alien franchise obligation for marine with shoulder-pad, marine with hat
>>82486345
>>82486139
I highly recommend viewing two-pagers at full resolution. They're purdy
>>82486292
>Here let me introduce you to our special forces. Here are their names, birthday, this is out mission. Would you like their social security number and credit card information?
is he ok?
Batman's really fucking annoying in this. He better not try to spare the xnoemorph's lives.
oh hi gator friend
>>82486576
>using tits as a pocket
Do girls actually do that?
>>82486778
gator friend no
>>82486808
Constantly. A lot of women's pants don't have pockets.
>>82486786
He's a weird aloof dick in this...I sort of like it here, but I would hate it if this was EVERY Batman.
>>82486808
Oh yeah. I lot of girls I know keep their phones in their boobs, and I saw a girl shove a small jar in her tatas once.Jar girl was a strange bird and may not be the best example but the point still stands.
>>82486808
I've seen women pay with boob money a few times in my life.
>>82486816
What kind of Batman story would this be if his morals didn't lead to more deaths?
rip gator friend
>>82486878
Flashlights too. One girl I knew back in highschool was a total titty-monster, it was like she had a second backpack.
>>82486810
Just gonna take a nap I guess.
>>82486994
Oh my god man who are you trying to impress?
>>82487298
Damnit, Hyatt.
>>82487360
she cray
>>82487298
Figures, there's always one company fucker latching on.
xeno-gator friend!
>>82486063
Has Popeye ever fought the Aliens? Everyone else has.....
>>82486219
But it'll starve to death anyways since Bats muzzled him
>>82487420
someone give this anon a job in Hollywood
>>82487473
oh you're just starting.....gator friend is integral to the plot. Don't count him out yet.
>cheat enabled: infinite rope
>>82487230
The Bats
Part 2 begins
this one is wacky
>>82487660
"Better not dispose of this properly (incineration), gotta leave that possible sequel opportunity open."
>>82487629
>>82487645
>>82487660
Bats, you absolute, total, complete and utter retard.
I hate you. I fucking hate you so much. You've killed us all.
>>82487711
No. What killed us all. Is human Greed.
>>82486063
Superman/Aliens is legit good, same with Batman vs. Predator. Can't say the same for the sequels though...
>>82486786
He's being pretty inconsistent. He was willing to fight Sealey over the croc but he was absolutely fine with Page wandering off to shoot monkeys
>>82488156
huh
guess supes is dead
>>82488254
Probably so nerds don't be like "why didn't he just call superman?"
>>82487298
Why
>>82486810
NOPE.jpg
>>82486063
Ok, I liked Superman VS Alien (even then he had the no kill rule), so I'll give this a chance.
>>82487097
>it's like poetry you know, they rhyme
>>82489086
>>82489107
There's a bunch of xenos running around and Bats wants Harvey to give up his only means of defending himself? And then leaves a bunch of tasty villain-sicles lying around for the bloodthirsty monsters to snack on at their leisure?
Jesus Christ, why is Batman being such a dick in these?
It's about to get weird ya'll
>>82488953
>Cryo-Gun Batman™
This just gets tiring after a while. It's the same 4 or 5 pages over and over
>Alien is on a rampage
>Bat is on the ropes
>alien butchers some civilians
>Bat gathers his strength and beats the alien back
>Bat screams at some civilians to stop trying to shoot the alien and let him deal with it
over and over and over
>>82487408
holy fuck, that's awesom
>>82489258
the spreads in part 1 are great.
yep
>>82489384
f u c k i n g w h a t
>>82489410
that page is 90% of why i wanted to post this
>>82489384
>>82489399
What
why
who approved this
I love it
>>82489384
God bless those who made these comics
>>82488254
Probably takes place when during death of Superman. Makes perfect sense, he'd clearly call him in this situation.
>>82487208
>batman killed an alien
>superman's no kill rule was so strong that he was going to die sooner than kill
I miss that Superman.
>wanting to cross xenos with a bunch of normal humans instead of villain DNA with actual powers
>>82489527
>posting images in a storytime
bruh
>>82489527
Just imagine a xenoboy prime
>>82489590
>>82489527
seriously. I'm pushing the limit already. chill on your reaction posting
>>82489384
Okay, you get... what, stretchy powers from Clayface, plant powers from Ivy. Cold resistance from Freeze, I guess?
But why the fuck would you splice in Harvey Dent or the Joker? Neither of them have any actual powers, they're just fucking crazy.
>>82489625
soz m8, deleted mine for you
