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Homestuck is just an obtuse problem sleuth
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Do chess people have a high imagination stat?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8s1HFiQgpM
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INTO THE TRASH ENJOY THE ***THREE*** DAY BAN, FAG
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>>82485550
He did it. the absolute madman actually did it
>>82485528
Karkat get out of here
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Why did Hussie decide to give Terezi such slutty feet? I've never understood his decision.
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I feel like this used to be a thing. Was this a thing? I have like 4 of them.
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>>82485628
how can a foot be slutty
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>>82485678
Seriously?
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>>82485689
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>>82485677
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>>82485718
iirc these paintings were sold on ebay or something
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>>82485718
I can't believe I spent all of the 2012 election on hsg.
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How do we bring back this Andrew Hussie?
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>>82485692
Shit ship my friend, have you considered switching to Karezi?
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>>82485739
I hope they got a good price.
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>>82485744
I don't understand
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>this was almost a fighting game-style flash
oh man what could have been

I feel like Vriska can't make complete use of her Luck powers while she's out fighting in the infinite void, though. I have a theory that her powers are more effective when the environment is a lot more dynamic and there are more things that can go wrong for her opponent. Sort of like light, luck is only visible when there are things for it to bounce off of.
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>>82485796
The fighting flashes were never anything particularly impressive. I don't think it would have changed much.
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>>82485628
Because you are physically incapable of injecting your fetish into everything.
inb4 "I'd inject my fetish into her feet"

>>82485692
>not :33 < come in me
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>>82485795
Horrible pairing.
Please delete your KatNep pictures, it's for the greater good.
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>>82485743
By bringing his dad back to life and giving the past 7 years of his life back to him.
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>>82485821
hussie said that he was being too ambitious and decided to scale it back in favor of knocking out the plot points quickly with the Scratch intermission

it wouldn't have been a regular strife, it would have been an actual fighting game
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>>82485795
Y'all niggers need to move aside.
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>>82485878
All the better. We know what happens when hussie gets ambitious. It's good he was able to recognize he was in over his head. That time.
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>>82485878
should have gotten the homestrife team on it desu

literally a win-win
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>>82485911
Karkat looks disgusted by her.
Are you sure this is a KatNep picture?
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>>82485911
I don't understand why pizzas have those little plastic things in them. Will a pizza expert please explain this to me.
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>>82485944
stops the top of the box smushing the pizza during transport

I know right?
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>>82485857
We can't retcon real life
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>>82485944
keeps the roof of the box from collapsing into the pizza
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>>82485944
Cardboard is weak as shit, so a plastic brace is put in the middle of a pizza to keep the box from caving in all the way and smooshing your pizza.
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>>82485528
Oh nice
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>>82485857
So basically we need to retcon his life?

>Put sticky notes reading "You don't need her" around Hussie's house
>Add in a few saying "HELLO HUSSIE. I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME."

We just need a Breath player who's willing to take orders and a dying Mind player to give them.
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>>82485999
reminder to up-to date readers that this dream-sequence amounted to nothing
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>>82485971
Oh. That actually makes sense. Thank you.
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>>82486020
>Put sticky notes reading "You don't need her" around Hussie's house
that's weirdly appropriate
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>>82485594
???
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>>82486020
>We just need a Breath player who's willing to take orders
well the /hst/ session left us with a mage of breath
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capped this from the other day
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>>82486027
It revealed WV didn't want to wear the ring, for fear he'd turn out like Jack. That's why PM got it.
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>>82485999
>WHAT A DARING DREAM
Damn this is actually stunningly beautiful
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>>82486188
yeah but WV became a non-character after this whole tangent and becomes davekat's mascot
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>>82486179
I'm surprised nobody posted this in that thread actually.
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The entire comic broke down the second it stopped being about four very charismatic kids who were good yet simultaneously distant friends with extremely different motivations and methods of interacting with the situation they were presented with.

Basically, the second Bowman's version of "How Do I Live" stopped feeling like it could totally, slightly ironically fit during a major moment of the comic, the comic died. It thrived on being an obtuse, messy little narrative about stuff that's over the top but actually relatable.

This has been your threadly acknowledgement of the fucking obvious.
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>>82486193
>this is actually stunningly beautiful
don't get used to it
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>>82486179
nice
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>>82486230
I'm a virgin, wat do?

Do I just get killed by a meteor?
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>>82486193
>I wanna fuck that kid
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>>82486264
No, you just don't find out until you get fucked on the right quest bed.
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>>82486114
The /hst/ session left us with a lot of characters.
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>>82486230
I liked how this was before the ancestor trolls but still remained eerily perfect for all of them anyway.
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>>82486288
This text is unreadable.
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>>82486267
God this color work is 10/10
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>>82486320
Its a metaphor, stop being colorblind
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how does this image make you feel
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>>82486321
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
GREEN AND PURPLE
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>>82486376
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>>82486321
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>>82486323
Thanks, Doc.
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>>82486384
thanks doc
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>>82486234
It's still my favorite flash.
I lose it at the MSpaint plane every time.
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>>82486321
>whatever it is forget it the slayer is miiiiiiiine
Are you fucking serious right now
Is this actually truly happening
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>>82486429
oh yeah it was never explained how she did this
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>>82486320
Not my fault familia.
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>>82486410
future internet archaeologists are going to have a field day with this meme
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>>82486323
is there any art of doc scratch as chef excellence?
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>>82486384
Daily dose?
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>>82486494
this wallpaper
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Let's talk about good flashes involving motherfucking potions.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006727
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008300
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>>82486288
>Sylph of Life
Isn't that redundant?
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>>82486473
It's not totally out of left field. She's a telepath after all.
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>>82486376
DON'T
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>>82485796
See that's the thing with luck in a combat scenario, its maximum potential is always relative to what the creator envisions. You're probably right in that it's more likely to have an increased chance of success in a situation with a load more variables, but depending on the interpretation of the the potential of luck, it may not even matter. It either works or doesn't work even in the void of space.

I personally felt that Vriska's luck only went so far, could only reach a specific potential in the face of an opponent so grossly above her capability; like a damage cap on an 'instant kill' ability, or perhaps an execute. Either way, I like to imagine she has to actually have a way to pierce whatever her opponents defenses are with her powers in an all or nothing move. So, in the context of Bec Noir if he realised what she was doing he could just insta-teleport away then come back when her one shot is done. If he doesn't realise, and doesn't instantly teleport then she may have had a chance at insta-gibbing him, but that'd be a bit silly for the guy to forget his ability.
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>>82486473
Through Problem Sleuth logic, WV was able to access the dream bubbles by building a fort. Vriska was taking a nap at the same time, and ended up in his bubble.
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>>82486555
how tho

she never met WV. unless maybe what we're seeing is WV in the retcon timeline?
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>>82486546
wasn't that the first time we saw Bard's god tier design
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>>82486582
I forget
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>>82486571
I think it mostly manifested in the form of her dice roll, which presumably offered a massive stat boost, and then passive shit like "critical hits" and "dodge rate."
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>>82486565
don't be so prude, it's just a little kiss
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>>82486675
STOP
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>>82486581
She's seen him through the viewport when he was with John. But doing it this late on WV's timeline is kind of weird, also she's asleep at the time. Could be a fluky dreambubble related thing.
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>>82486675
NO NO NO
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>>82486222
and PM became a non-character who just flied around after Jack for years and years
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>>82486620
oh yeah I think that was it
people still weren't sure it would actually show up in the comic
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>>82486675
QUICK SOMEONE POST JOHNROXY TO COUNTERACT THIS MADNESS
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>>82486755
I miss the exiles
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>>82486787
Never forget AR's sacrifice
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what is the best homestuck track and why is it Sunslammer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0haC4QkPO0
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>>82486710
>>82486777
Madness?

So brash. Teens will be teens!
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Was post-retcon Homestuck funnier than Heathcliff?
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>>82486655
Was that the Mindfang quasi-transformation thing? That makes sense for a maximum roll at least, though again in the case of a fight with Bec Noir that's pretty useless if he just buggers off and waits it out.

I can't imagine how OP Vriska's fraymotifs would be at that point.
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>>82486777
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>>82486834
literally anything is funnier than Heathcliff
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>>82486777
Does it count as JohnRoxy when it's rape?
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>>82486834
Anything is funnier than Heathcliff
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>>82486429
So how does this work, her dream self cleary got btfo by jack
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>>82486822
please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4rlmzkBe6Y
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>>82486840
Noir's not the type the wait it out. He wants a fight, and a good one. That's why he didn't try to telestab Rose. And yeah, her 88888888 roll was the weird ancestor buff with the pirate coat.
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>>82486802
He's in a better place now.
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>>82486869
She was on her backup quest bed in the center of Derse

>>82486864
Especially if it's rape
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>>82486852
>>82486867
come on, tell me this didn't make you laugh out loud
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>>82486869
This gets a little more explanation later.
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>>82486822
This is the best track and every other answer is objectively WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3kIFFXnc0
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>>82486802
>>82486822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrimTgZi5uk
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>>82486832
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>82486890
Yeah I suppose that's true, though I imagine it would end up with the two of them just insta-dodging and parrying the whole time until it wears out and she gets killed instantly. Teleporting powers are so damn overpowered, they always end up requiring some contrived BS to deal with, or another teleporter.
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>>82486906
I mean I get that, her real robo self an hero'd so her dream person would get the letout, but she was alive and then burned from jacks fire. I figured you would need to have a mostly full body for god tier to work
>vriska does something awful again
SHOCKER
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>>82486869
>dae le megalovania bad time?
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>>82486979
you have to die on your quest bed in order to become got tiger
The same is true for crypt beds which is what Aradia had
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>>82486967
please, don't be so loud
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>>82486869
her dreamself withstood the fire or something.
Basically all you need to know that the crypt of Derse contains a second quest bed. That's the most important fact established by Aradia going god-tier.
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>>82486979
Going God-tier heals all damage to your body

SPOILERS: This isn't the last time we'll see this happen. Actually, only John, Vriska, and one other character go god-tier without their bodies being completely fucked up.
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>>82486948
No it doesn't, it's just the explanation for later bullshit. There's no "why", you just have a spare quest bed in the middle of your dreamself's planet that, if the dreamself dies on, will make you god tier right there. That is the full extent of what can be explained. Then when it happens the NEXT time, you'll be like OHHH, like what happened with Aradia! And you'll forget that it made no actual sense then either.
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>>82486978
No, they were doing real damage to each other. It was leaning in Jack's favor, but Scratch claims that Vriska could still have eked out a win, for whatever that victory would be worth anymore.

>>82486979
No, she died on the slab so she went god tier, and the robot blew up for the same reason Jade's did - there wasn't a soul to operate it anymore.
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>>82487035
It doesn't have to be a dreamself. just a last body dying in the quest crypt
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>>82487017
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>82486979
I have to ask

is this legit you going through this blind? if so: how are you not spoiled yet?
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>>82487035
I makes sense though
Sburb has a built-in backup plan if you use up one of your lives, so it doesn't lock you out of living forever
It's just a lot harder to find and out of the way
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>>82486979
Best invest in some rubber boots then, because those shocks don't stop coming for the rest of the story.
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>>82487035
I meant Scratch alludes to there being "two methods."
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>>82486869
>>82487029
>>82486948
wait, I remember now.
The fire killed Aradia's dreamself, on her quest bed which revived her as god tier.
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>>82487072
liveblogger got a lot of flak for slipping up in some regard and now half of the threads believe they're rusing us.

either way people have spoiled some aspects for them but they seem to be eh about it
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>>82487076
Actually, why did Aradia HAVE a dreamself after dying?
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>>82487017
Stop this right now you mad man.
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>>82487114
probably because her real self died before entering the game
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>>82487128
ow my ears
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>>82487114
Everyone has a dreamself
If your real body dies before you enter the game, your dreamself dies too. The same thing happens if you die and nobody kisses you. Then your body goes to the crypt.
Your dreamself can also be killed independently as we see with Jake, at which point prospitians/dersites take it down to the crypt and lay it on the bed.
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>>82487114
Probably the same reason she got to hang out as a ghost. Just the sort of person she was, I guess.
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>>82487114
she always had one.
IIRC she didn't have a tower though.
Everyone thought she didn't have one.
And since she was a Robot/Sprite she didn't sleep, therefore didn't wake up.

It's [s]Wake because Aradia's dreamself and Vriska woke up
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>>82487035
It's like beating a secret boss so he'll kill the final boss and get you the ending anyway, or taking the alternate route. It's a safeguard in case shenanigans prevent the regular Quest Bed from being usable.

...Is what a competent writer would have expressed in the narrative.
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>>82487140
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>82487156
That's his point, though. Aradia got murdered before the game by Sollux, and her house (which was behind her) was pretty much flattened, so she probably didn't leave much of a corpse.
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>>82487140
NOT OKAY
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>>82487043
Huh, so could they have actually just dealt with Jack in the intended manner do you think? Seems like you have a team focused on attacking him and a team defending against insta-gibbing would have been fine, could have dealt with him before the time-skip and setup English a bit better.
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>>82487198
>It's like beating a secret boss so he'll kill the final boss
Has a game ever done this
I can only think of Iji that kind of did
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>>82487232
dumb frogposter is doing more damage than me!

it's just teenage experimentation
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what I don't get is why Aradia never met the same level of importance as the other trolls.
Yeah, she was one of the most important trolls when it came to pushing the plot along, but she still never received that much focus.
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>>82487248
ree
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>>82487248
This is neither just nor heroic. She'll be fine.
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>>82487261

She was the only one who wasn't that interested in the SBurb/English plot. Once she revived, she was happy to just stay out in the dream bubbles and hang out with the million dead Nepetas.
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>>82487235
Maybe. Vriska was a really high level player using a really powerful weapon, and I didn't feel like anybody but John really got to her level - maybe Aradia, she had crazy amounts of time to dick around. Still, John also did really well against him, despite his First Guardian powers, so the odds are actually pretty good, especially since telestabbing might not count on a god tier.
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>>82486979
>>82487030
Okay I'm probably just perceiving the timeframe wrong I guess
>>82487072
I got recc'd PS and enjoyed it and moved on to homestuck. It's mostly blind but I've been sent some spoilers from when I dropped act 5 initially due to personal things.
In terms of le ebin ruse meme, I just have an eye for details I guess. Like when you're playing a video game and you get a buff item before a boss, your initial gut reaction might just be 'cool an item' but with experience you realize 'oh I should use this on the boss' but people see this as an ebin troll as if I would actually waste all our time pretending to be new
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>>82487296
>only one

sollux is so disinterested even you forgot him
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>>82487261
It's the curse of being on Blue Team.
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>>82487296
>SBurb/English plot.
lot's of characters weren't.
Only Vriska and John via her influenced cared about English.
Hell, even Dave had a statement about this.
Was hussie recognizing how shitty forcing English as the villain was????
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???????
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>>82487353
I HATE that Sollux gets two of everything just for being obsessed with twos and nothing else. Like the universe bent over backwards to accommodate his severe fucking autism for no reason at all.
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>>82487353
At least she's unarguably the most important.
Or maybe Equius due to shitty twists, but w/e.
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>>82487261
Well that seem to be her role, it suited her given her rather spooky and detached nature. She realised she had a big part to play and was happy to play it, then when given the freedom of choice again she chose to commit to seeing how everything ended. It's a shame she didn't get more interaction time with the other characters, but that's a sentiment shared with most of the cast; in addition even those in the spotlight didn't entirely come out of the story in a positive light, such as Karkat and Terezi.
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>>82487397
is this you?
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>>82487397
Maybe he became autistic about twos because the universe gave him two of everything.

iincludiing diick2
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>>82487397
That other dreamself never did anything anyway.
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>>82487248
>
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>>82487471
d'awwww
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>>82487311
Honestly, it seems like you could have John, Rose and Terezi pulling defense duties utilising their powers to predict and evade with John's wind, whilst Vriska, Aradia and Dave just fuck Bec Noir up. Then you factor Jade in and everything gets even easier given she seemed able to follow Bec Noir's teleporting in Cascade rather easily.
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>>82487471
Hey, TPDATS, why do you enjoy Roxy/Callie so much?
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>>82487245
Dragon Quest 6.
If you beat the Superboss he literally travels through time and murders the final boss for you.
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>>82485747

I second this. Karezi is just too adorabloodthirsty.

<3
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>>82487426
>in addition even those in the spotlight didn't entirely come out of the story in a positive light, such as Karkat and Terezi.

I guess that's fair. A small role with fewer interactions can be less frustrating to initially important characters who ended up just floundering around at the end of the story.

It takes a special kind of person to pull off what Andrew did.
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>>82487519
Wow that's fuckin sick
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>>82487245
a ripOFF on steam called 'suits: a business RPG' sort of did it, when you beat the secret boss (the developers) they just end the game for you
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>>82487545
It also rewards the player for thinking outside the box.

A little over 2/3 through the game, one of the various little episodes has your crew sent back in time to where a king summons a dark spirit to fight his battles for him. The spirit is of immense power and levels everything. The game makes a point of just how massive his power is. If you remember this and go back there, you can fight him, and since his whole shtick is deals for power...
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>>82486979
Heh
I think im gonna tap out for tonight, night lads
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>>82487497
The problem is that there is no point where Aradia and Jade ever interact on screen, and her and John only appear together in dream bubbles, so there are no opportunities. Not to mention that if they (Aradia, Dave, Rose) stopped to fight him after arriving on the meteor, it would have taken who knows how long to arrive in the session. Not, I suppose, that that matters when they're traveling through the Outer Rim - Aradia may well have floated her way through literally all of time in the three years it took them to settle the plot.
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>>82487639
later, enjoy the cruise
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>>82487397
its more like because of sollux weird biology/heritage/existence, that he doesnt give a fuck about or it was written out and became uninterested with being a super special snowflake that gets to be whole alive because of weird bullshit. also three was his actual super special number. love triagles, three selfs that merge into one, and hot threesomes.
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>>82487639
Have a good wank
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>>82487545
Every Dragon Quest since 3 has either had a fucking great twist or super cool post-game content (8's probably the only one that falls short in this regard, because its bonus stuff is actually kinda lame).
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>>82487529
The minor trolls could have done with similar treatment in all honesty, be it plot related or supporting character related they could have been useful tools to the main cast whilst providing them with enough character development to allow people to enjoy the character - as was the case with Aradia. Real fucking shame that never really came to pass, doubly so with the retcon.
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>>82487639
Also about how far into 5 am I?
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>>82487701
I know what section you're about to hit, so I'd say maybe 66% of the way there.
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>>82487502
because it's canon.
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>>82487739
Cool ty
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The Black King got cucked harder than anyone else in the cast
Show respect to your original final boss, HSG
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>>82487701

Getting close to...2/3rds of the way through?

You'll know when you've hit the last quarter of Act 5. It's kind of obvious
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>>82487502
A number of reasons. They're both very genuine, very nice characters who have a great repartee. Pairings of cute girl/skull monster (who is also a cute girl) are consistently 10/10. They're close friends and have been for years. She brought her back from death.

She's also literally her Muse. It's just really sweet.

>>82487754
This also.
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>>82487791
calliope is ugly
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>>82487791
>Pairings of cute girl/skull monster (who is also a cute girl)
This is oddly specific
So much so that I can't think of any others
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>>82487791
I see. Because, you fucker, you're making me enjoy it more. I was suppose to be a Roxy/John shipper.
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>>82487833
How can you think that? In all sincere seriously, do you feel that way about her? Just go look at her official sprite. Is that ugly? I don't believe you mean that.
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>>82487658
Yeah the logistics of it happening are very far-fetched. I suppose it's just odd to me that the trolls never considered abusing the strength of god tiers to actually try and setup an actual squad to fight whatever threat awaited them, you'd think that'd be right up their street.
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>>82487563
Wow, that really does look like a ripoff of OFF.

Is it any good, though? I haven't had my fill of surreal JRPG-esque games.
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>>82487869
None of them had the balls and/or know-how to actually do it, is the thing. Which sounds really suspicious to me, given that you're literally sacrificing yourself to yourself for godhood, which is probably the easiest offer anyone has ever made.
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>>82487833
Literally could not be more wrong.

>>82487854
You can be both! I certainly am. I just have my Homestuck priorities and Calliope is all of them.

>>82487839
Hence the parentheses. I just mean skull monsters and cute girls, which is... also not very common, sadly.
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>>82487893
It's alright. You can 100% it in an afternoon. It has some obvious inspirations from OFF, hell even the batter turns up in a random encounter if I remember correctly.

It doesn't really have dark undertones or any real commentary besides 'lol corporations r bad'.
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>>82487934
What a shame that John/Roxy is canon, eh?
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>>82487950
It's only a buck, might pick it up at some point
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>liveblogger stopped JUST before murderstuck
hahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>82487920
It's still hard to kill yourself, even knowing you're doing it to wake up an immortal. Dying doesn't feel good, kid. You don't even want to hear the details, trust me. All you need to know is the hormone in your brain that slows down your perception of time when you're dreaming is dumped into your bloodstream by the shitload when you're dying, and your final moments will be an extended agony.
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>>82487971
Let's not fight over canon, since hussie left act 7 open ended, and just wait until the epilogue
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>>82487971
>End has Roxy and Cali holding hands with John a safe platonic distance away
Roxy is almost as gay as her daughter
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>>82488014
Given the only other ship is literally a joke, it's pretty much unambiguous.
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>>82488043
Rosemary isn't a joke it's just boring
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>>82488006
>trust me
Anon, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us?
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>>82488038
Roxy is so straight she couldn't kiss her best friend to save her life remember?
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>>82487920
Now that it's established enough of you dies to make a ghost it's a little more understandable.
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>>82488069
Listen to people who have died and been resuscitated. Or don't, I wish I hadn't.
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Anyone have any good smuppet pics?
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>>82488094
Oh, boring. I thought you'd died before or something.
But yeah, that is true. My dad was dead for a bit and according to him it fucking blows.
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>>82487998
>liveblogger gets to learn the very real pain of knowing everything was just a huge waste of time
>just like they predicted
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>>82488070
But she looked DEEEAAADD
which is not at all comparable to the subject being LITERALLY A SKULL PERSON apparently, I don't know the logic
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>>82488106
fuck off degenerate
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>>82488070
She said she didn't want to kiss a corpse
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>>82488070
probably because said friend was a corpse at the time
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whatever happened to jake/calliope? jake likes skulls right?
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>>82488130
Woah man what's with the hostility?
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>>82488146
Jake did like skulls, and this was pointed out several times, but it went literally nowhere.

Andrew Fauntleroy Hussie.
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>>82485938
>Vriska (Vriska)
every fucking time
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>>82488189
Hussie's dickhead is apparently eggplant colored. Has anyone found those tweets from Rachel where she confirms it? I mean, she did delete it all, but somebody had to have screencapped it, right? It was an old running gag on the SO forums that turned out to not be a gag.
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>>82488214
Is Andrew an octoroon? He does mention them in Sassacre's text...
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>>82488214
Hussie was our prince all along
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>>82488214
I thought it was just a meme
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>>82488094
>tfw I died and was resuscitated but I was under anesthesia the whole time and remember nothing
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>>82485938
>wants queer voters to engage in the democratic process with their chainsaws
Top fucking kek
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>>82488038
Bullshit, she like Jake and she liked John because he looked like Jake but didn't act as retarded.
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>>82488214
Rachel's twitter ended up being super private even before she purged it so chances are nobody who'd be passing those tweets around got to see them.
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>>82488396
If nothing else, speeches would be more interesting if the candidates had to constantly be wary of rainbow chainsaw massacres
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>>82488332
maybe this is a continuation of the meme
is someone from MSPAF trying to infect us with their memes
disgusting
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>>82488230
KatNep is a shit meme.
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Is bowman a meme?
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>>82488509
Are you a meme?
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>>82488509
Bowman is a fictional character created by Andrew Hussie
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>>82488479
Don't get me wrong, I love yuri. I'd put it in everything if I could. But even Katnep is a better ship than Rocal. It just don't work.
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>>82488509
Who was bowman, was that the UT guy who lived in andys basement?
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>>82488458
It's not really a meme, TSO once swore on his purple headed penis and it got referred to by others in a similar vein a couple times
Then years later Rachel evidently remarked on it being a real thing and not just a joke
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>>82488544
No, that was Bill "Atomic" Bolin.
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>>82488568
everyone has a purple headed penis though
is that not normal
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>>82488538
>Rocal
You take that back, Rose and Caliborn are the best yuri ship
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>>82488509
Your mom's a meme LOL
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>>82488614
I want this now
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>>82488611
Nice b8 m8
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>>82488611
It's supposed to be pink and Hussie said his specifically was eggplant purple
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>>82488611
you should *wwalk* into a doctor's office, anon.
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>>82488611
>Everyone Has A Purple Headed Penis Though
>Is That Not Normal
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>>82488614
That's why he kicked her out. John, Dave, and Jade were all terrifying, but Rose was too distracting and that made her at least as much of a threat.
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>>82488408
this

Roxy lusts for hunky, dorky boys full of mangrit and John provides exactly that
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>>82488673
>Rose was too distracting and that made her at least as much of a threat.
I'll say
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>>82488632
Same here
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>>82488699
jesus christ, why does rose have a dick and why is john THICC
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>>82488734
>John
>fat ghost
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>>82488753
The shirt is clearly John's shirt. Jane's symbol is frowning.
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What did Hussie mean by this?
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>>82487671
I'm getting tired of looking at this image
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>>82488771
>Even Jane's symbol doesn't like her
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>>82488782
10/10
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>>82488782
Holy Shit
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>>82488665
Everything Is Better Kanayafied
Observe
>What The Fuck Did You Just Fucking Say About Me You Little Bitch I’ll Have You Know I Graduated Top Of My Class In The Navy Seals And I’ve Been Involved In Numerous Secret Raids On Al-quaeda And I Have Over 300 Confirmed Kills I Am Trained In Gorilla Warfare And I’m The Top Sniper In The Entire Us Armed Forces You Are Nothing To Me But Just Another Target I Will Wipe You The Fuck Out With Precision The Likes Of Which Has Never Been Seen Before On This Earth Mark My Fucking Words You Think You Can Get Away With Saying That Shit To Me Over The Internet Think Again Fucker As We Speak I Am Contacting My Secret Network Of Spies Across The Usa And Your Ip Is Being Traced Right Now So You Better Prepare For The Storm Maggot The Storm That Wipes Out The Pathetic Little Thing You Call Your Life You’re Fucking Dead Kid I Can Be Anywhere Anytime And I Can Kill You In Over Seven Hundred Ways And That’s Just With My Bare Hands Not Only Am I Extensively Trained In Unarmed Combat But I Have Access To The Entire Arsenal Of The United States Marine Corps And I Will Use It To Its Full Extent To Wipe Your Miserable Ass Off The Face Of The Continent You Little Shit If Only You Could Have Known What Unholy Retribution Your Little “Clever” Comment Was About To Bring Down Upon You Maybe You Would Have Held Your Fucking Tongue But You Couldn’t You Didn’t And Now You’re Paying The Price You Goddamn Idiot I Will Shit Fury All Over You And You Will Drown In It You’re Fucking Dead Kiddo
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