What's /co/'s opinion on Peppermint Patty?
>>82479679
Dumb as a pile of rocks and just smart enough to feel bad about it.
A girl I would've dated and deflowered.
In a just world, she and Charlie Brown would have dated.
>>82479679
she always deserved more and never received it
>>82480098
In a just world, they would date but in a "ehh, you'll do" sense
>>82479679
Is she as ugly as she thinks she is or is it all in her head?
I wonder if there's some kind of objective prettyness scale that ranks all the girls in the strip/show. A score would also be helpful.
>>82479679
my waifu
>>82479733
she's not dumb, she's just sleepdeprived from staying up every night waiting for her dad
just like marcie isnt dumb, she's just slightly autistic and confused about shit like .. keeping eggs inside their shells whilst boiling them
>>82480679
>some of them have no last names
huh
anyway she's not ugly, she's just funnylooking. you ever see that webcomic The Sisters? Patty looks like she'd be one of those gingers. Pretty damn inbred but still hot
>That girl who was clearly all over you but you were too distracted with other thoughts to notice until it was too late
She hits too close to home.
>>82480803
more like too busy getting abused by every other living creature
maybe you could have said something, girl. that's your job.
I knew very little about Peanuts until recently, so I legitimately thought she was a boy.
>>82480717
They've just never been mentioned in the strip and the creators didn't want to rustle anyone with new names. Then again it's wierd that they included Heather Wold if that's the case
>>82480803
>Caring about girls when you were a kid.
Were you gay or something?
>>82480912
>tfw totally and thoroughly into girls since i was five
>always had cool teenage girl pals even when i was too young and then later too old for them
>>82479679
meh
>>82479679
She's gr8.
>>82479679
Her mama's such a jew, I saw her carrying 10 shopping bags from Bloomingdales the other day, I said "What you doing?", she said "Exercising".
>>82479679
She's the lesbian, right?
>>82480803
Oh I noticed. I just had no idea how to deal with it. This has happened several times.
>>82485332
>>82485349
>>82485363
she sure had slutty feet
>>82485211
She fancies Charlie Brown, so yes
>>82485299
You bury it deep down and pretend that you didn't notice. That way she'll give up and move onto someone else.
>>82485404
Proof?
>>82479679
I won't lie, for a long time as a kid I thought she was a boy
>>82485701
Desperate pedo footfags think EVERY little girl has slutty feet.
>>82479679
She has the best theme in the cartoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYXgDiBI8Y
>>82485701
Is this not all the proof that you need?
>>82485834
>posting the objectively inferior version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sZjpStFNY
A polyamorous relationship with Patty, Marcy, and Charlie Brown someday is as inevitable as the rising sun.
>>82485810
hey pal, i'm a pediphile not a pedophile
>>82480686
>keeping eggs inside their shells whilst boiling them
Those scenes make me laugh like an idiot when I watch them and I'm almost 30.
>>82486115
In a just world where Tenchi Muyo didn't wait ten years between season, and Archie did hook up with Betty and Veronica, it would be.
But that's not the reality I'm in, unfortunately.
>>82485876
incredible
More like Peppermint Fatty.
>>82485876
wrong Patty
>>82485211
t. Whoopie
>>82486204
It does work best when all three characters want to fuck eack other which is why Tenchi, Ryouko, and Ayeka work. Because Ryouko was always flirting with Ayeka and Ayeka wanted to take Ryouko to her BDSM dungeon.
She sucks
LUCY 4EVA
>>82480282
>>82480098
In a just world, she would have lusted after him well into their late teens, finally got him drunk and into bed thinking this is it, this is where their lives change, this is where they stop being friends and start being lovers, and as he shuddered to a halt buried to the hilt in her ginger teen poon he'd say "good grief, now I knocked up a lesbian". The next day she'd leave town and never look back, never bothering to explain the contraceptive pill to ol' two-push Charlie Brown.
>>82479679
Her and Marcie were always my favourite characters for some reason.
>>82479733
I can relate to this...it's pretty much me except 4chan doesn't want to deflower me and tickle my feet.
>>82486568
I'll deflower your feet.
>>82486618
Isn't that knocking the toes off or something
>>82486649
That would be de-petaling, perhaps.
>>82486649
No, that's when a bare foot comes into contact with semen for the first time
>>82486703
I doubt anon's foot hasn't come into contact with semen
>>82486618
Sorry I'm not a foot virgin.
But I'm having a very bad day because I was literally cucked so I appreciate it anon.
>>82486759
Just have someone cuck your feet.
>>82486759
>a beagle?
>a beagle?
>a beagle!
>a beagle?
Alright, I chuckled
>>82486363
Now all we need is for Archie to decide that he doesn't have to break any hearts and go steady with Betty, Veronica, Valerie, Cheryl, and maybe Ethyl.
>>82480679
5 is on the list.
>>82480717
What's weird is that many of them have last names.
Marcie Carlin (Her last name was originally Johnson in the football special)
Heather Wold (The Little Red Haired Girl)
Shermy Piepler
Franklin's last name is Armstrong, onlt mentioned in one of the specials
Violet Gray
Patty Swanson
Frieda Rich
Patricia Reichhardt (Peppermint Patty)
>>82486739
ha ha, they admitted it
>>82486759
you owe me, anon
>>82485179
Hush mode, nigga.
Hush mode.
>>82485211
She's not a lesbian you dumb shit.
>>82487166
Someday, a Shultz will not care if she is or isn't, then she will be.
>>82487284
Oh god, how did I not recognize that reference. I've read that issue multiple times.
>>82487653
You need to pay closer attention.
>>82479679
Patty is cute
CUTE
>>82487166
Just you wait.
>>82487284
Hory shet.
I remember Invincible had a charlie brown lookalike as well.
I wonder if there any others.
>>82480679
who the fuck is #11?
>>82487792
I can only assume it's a robot.
>>82487792
>>82487861
you probably saw 5 in the TV specials but never knew it was him.
http://peanuts.wikia.com/wiki/555_95472
3 and 4 are her sisters IIRC.
>>82485332
>>82485349
>>82485363
>>82485379
OMG
Poor Peppermint Patty.
>>82480803
>You fucked that girl years later
And that's how I got my current girlfriend.
>>82486497
And now I'm even sadder. Thanks /co/.
>>82486759
I hope this fanart of you makes you feel better. Not many people get fanart you know
>>82488390
what the fuck
>>82488237
It would be the start of a better life. Don't be sad about that.
>lesbian
>lesbian
>lesbian
I never got this claim, it'd make sense if this was Marcie, but Patty's shown to be attracted to Charlie Brown multiple times, she's even shown interest in Linus, Pig Pen, and that Pierre guy
Just because her friend is a girl (as expected of females) and she's a tomboy, it becomes assured that she's lesbian?
That's what wrong with society these days, it's the same reason that fairly feminine men such as myself will be pushed down as "gay" just because we've never had girlfriends, people are always making assumptions relating to sexuality when they have no proof to back up their claim.
>>82480803
Me too, Anon. Me too. I wish I had more of a clue when girls were hitting on me.
>>82488596
>he felt it neccasary to point out that he's feminine, never had a gf, and gets called gay
>>82488596
>That's what wrong with society these days
>This hasn't been a thing since the introduction of the character
>This wouldn't have been a thing years ago if tomboys and lesbians were as common back then as they are now
Just because you are an outlier, doesn't mean you matter
>>82480803
This
>>82485299
This, actually
>>82485418
For the love of God /co/
>>82488596
>as expected of females
>>82488390
jesus christ /co/
Any more of this thread and I'm going to start cutting
>>82488475
Just one of those internet things. Don't think about it.
>>82480803
Stop. I buried those memories
>>82488596
you type gay too btw
>>82488596
I literally don't know what you expected to happen here.
>>82485211
People that don't know shit about Peanuts think she's a lesbian, but anyone that even half paid attention to the series knows she was all over Charlie Brown.
>>82488596
We want her to be a lesbian because lesbians are kawaii.
>>82480803
>I was that girl for 13 years
>After the first girl he was in love with moved away another one came and took his attention
>I'm 21 years old and have never kissed a boy because no one will live up to him
Sometimes I think back and wonder, do you think if I tried to kiss him or let him touch my boobs in middle school I would have been rejected? I wasn't ugly but I wasn't really pretty, just an average skinny boyish girl with short hair. But the girls he liked were always super pretty and feminine.
>>82479679
>Dumb as a bag of rocks and frustrated by this
>Kinda ugly, but kinda cute at the same time
>she can't see that she's cute and doesn't want to be cute, wishes she was beautiful and pretty insecure about it
>in love with the biggest loser in town, one of about three people in the entire world who doesn't think Charlie Browns a pathetic loser
>said biggest loser shuts her down every time, even though she's literally his only shot at being loved (I'd say only shot at getting laid but Violet will probably fuck him and make him feel like complete shit when they're teenagers)
>everyone assumes she's a lesbian because she's a tomboy and hangs out with Marcie
>dead mother, only child
>her father, who she loves more than anyone, works super late so she has to stay up really late to see him at all
>she's also terrified of the night, which she has to spend a great deal of completely alone, in her empty house
>this makes her super tired at school, further reinforcing her being dumb
Best case scenario for her life is Chuck eventually settles and dates her, they get married young, possibly after he knocks her up. She becomes a barber and she maybe works a few odd jobs. Typical issues for a lower-middle/upper-lower class family, some marital tension, money troubles, that sort of thing.
Otherwise she's kinda fucked. Maybe could try going pro with women's baseball or something, but that's not really likely going to support her. She'll be lucky to graduate high school, so anything more than menial jobs will be above her grasp. Could maybe just try and embrace the bi-life and get with Marcie like some people suggest, but, eh.
Probably my favorite character from a newspaper strip.
>>82488808
But PP and CB deserve to be with each other.
>>82488794
Maybe I was thinking of the wrong one. I know one of them is for sure
>>82488794
The lady protests a whole bunch
>>82488820
You would have been rejected if he's anything like the anons here.
The pressure would have been too much and he would have run away or spurted about how he doesn't see you that way and doesn't want to risk your friendship (even if you're not freinds) while simultaniously spurting in his pants.
>>82479679
Fuck patty, can we discuss the sadly relatable cunt that is Charlie Brown?
>>82488820
>if I tried to kiss him or let him touch my boobs in middle school I would have been rejected?
No, but that doesn't mean a long term relationship would have worked out. I'm not sure boys are capable of saying no period in middle school, especially to boob-touching, I've never heard of it happening at least.
But that doesn't mean it would have been a good or healthy relationship. A boy that age will say and do literally ANYTHING to touch or see a boob, they can't help it. It wouldn't mean he was interested in a relationship.
The ideal thing would have been just to straight up confront him about it immediately when the first girl moved away. Not necessarily ask him out, but say you've had a crush on him for literally years and really want to date him, then have given him time to respond.
But that's all coulda shoulda woulda and probably not healthy to dwell on.
As for what to do now, can't help ya. I've dated a few people, but after my last gf broke up with me I've been honestly fucked. I'm not interested in dating people anymore, the only people who are attractive to me are people who remind me of her etc. It's been a long time now and things haven't changed since the first two months and I'm honestly not sure if I'll be able to date again at this point.
Fuck, this god sad and frog-posty. Peanuts does that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEc8KAB_Mo
>>82489002
>relatable
Speak for yourself, /r9k/
>>82489002
I still relate to Lucy more
>>82488865
>my favorite character from a newspaper strip.
Not read many?
>>82489045
>boys arn't capable of saying no
Either you're a girl, a normie or have never been propositioned.
>>82488865
>>82479679
I had her Japanese version win.
>>82489160
It's definitely true. We're talking about middle school boys here. Unless everything I know about them is wrong.
>>82485332
>>82485349
>>82485363
>>82485379
>>82489045
Yeah, I've kind of just accepted that I'm going to die alone and I'm cool with it. I'd rather it be that than spend the rest of my life with someone I don't want to be with.
I kind of wanted kids but I work in education so that's good enough for me.
>>82488820
He certainly would have remembered you if you were aggressive. He may have come to you once in a desperate moment, and let you plead your case more fully. Either way, now you're an adult, and can't really get away with sexual assault, so you dun goofed, bitch.
>>82489099
Which strip is this? Never seen it in my life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sZjpStFNY
>mfw listening to Charlie Brown music, I get heavily nostalgicand in this song's case, almost cry bitch tears
>It all comes back to me...the sunsets, the autumn leaves, laying by a tree with the girl wh likes you, immersed in a book with not a care in the world
>Those innocent days...all gone forever
>I can even see why /co/waifus Patty...she's the girl next door we all had, who hit on us but we never knew it
>>82489187
It is, thou misguided female. You're as ignorant as the guy that thinks the ladies room is cleaner.
>>82488865
cont.
>Probably my favorite character
That being said, I think she's out of place in Peanuts, and shouldn't be in it.
For those who don't know, Peppermint Patty was originally conceived as the main character to her own comic strip, but Shultz eventually just put her in Peanuts, and I think it really shows.
In Peanuts, Charlie Brown is sad and sympathetic and just kinda a mess, and all the other characters are relatively normally and well adjusted, and react differently to Charlie Brown. That's what makes it work. Sure some people have their own issues, like Linus and his blanket, but that's mostly to characterize them further, they're still mostly functional, normal people.
Peppermint Patty isn't like that though. She's the one character who's life is probably as sad and as much as mess as Charlie Brown's. If anything her prospects are worse too. It distracts from Charlie Brown, and feels weird and jarring.
Secondly, there's the plot point of her having a huge crush on Charlie Brown. I mean, what the heck. Someone has a crush on Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown, life's biggest loser, for whom nothing goes right, has a cute girl die-hard in love with him? It just seems so odd and bizarre, it simply goes against the natural order of things, and never really seems to be addressed.
But not just that, he always turns her down, which is fucking devastating to her. So here you have this really sympathetic character, almost more sympathetic than Charlie Brown himself, a character who we want to see succeed, and Charlie Brown just crushes her every time, and for reasons that come across to the reader as totally unreasonable. It just serves to make the main character MUCH less relatable and sympathetic.
As much as I lover Peppermint Patty and how she interacts with the world of Peanuts, I do often feel like she should have had her own strip.
>>82489303
Welp. Guess I only knew easy boys then
>>82489367
Well the non easy boys spend most of their time hiding from grills so that''s not exactly shocking
>>82489367
That's every boy when subjected to boobs.
the gay one is CLEARLY the girl with the glasses
>>82489160
>>82489303
I don't know man. I'm thinking back to all the guys I knew in middle school, and can't think of any of them who would have turned down a girl. Hell, even one of the gay guys I knew in high school I don't think would have been able to turn down a girl, though that was more out of timidness than anything.
Maybe people like this guy were just so hyper introverted I never interacted with them.
But fuck man, I was even in this situation. I remember once in 8th grade this AWFUL girl asked me out, just, absolutely 0/10, unpleasant in mind, body, and spirit, nothing appealing about her whatsoever, and I just couldn't say no. Thankfully it lasted like, 3 days, but still. I still fucking shudder about that.
>>82489559
I turned down every girl that asked me out in high school. Admittedly, I was also pretty shy, but I just wasn't romantically or sexually interested in some of them.
>>82489643
I also turned down every girl, or I would've, if any did ask me out...fucking normies
>>82488237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGX4obVl64w
>>82489559
Most guys will talk the talk and act like sex-men but you normies will be suprised how we act when the chips are down.
The hottest, most "easy" girl in class literally puffed out her chest and told me to fondle her boobs but I couldn't. My best friend Fancied the same girl all 5 years and never made a move and was actually impressed by my ability to talk to girls. And when I was sitting on a bench with that girl and there were people trying to get us to kiss (including her) I ran all the way home.
I know like attracts like from what I've heard of nightclubs there's packs of men even in those normie hell holes that refuse to talk to girls.
>>82488820
Tits or GT-oh yeah blue board...Face or GTFO
Alright, this is something I've seen some pretty devise opinions on:
Would you like to see an adaptation of Peanuts with all of the main cast in high school: interacting with each other as teenagers, doing teenager things, etc.
>>82489920
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
>>82489550
She's not a lesbian either, dumbass.
Sexuality of any sort does not have a place in Peanuts.It's just a sort of philosophical slice of life featuring children that talk like theyre in their 40s
Quit trying to force your sick, twisted sexual proclivities into something that was never, ever created to cater to it.
You sick fucks.
>>82489969
Who said it has to be sexualized at all.
Romance is a huge recurring theme in peanuts, specifically unrequited love. How would Marcie being gay for Peppermint Patty, in as purely romantic and chaste a manner as all of the other one-sided romances in the series, be catering to any 'twisted sexual proclivities'?
>>82490046
Anon is just doing the meme where anything different is horrible and depraved. Surely nobody actually thinks that.
>>82489920
I thought, "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown" already existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIy24ZNXuqk
>>82490046
>>82490229
Being a Lesbian is literally a sex thing. A character can be interested in girls and maybe want to try kissing them, but don't be sexually attracted. I would be pretty hesitant to call Charlie or Sally straight too
>you will never be Charlie Brown
>you will never finally fully accept that the red headed girl will never give a shit about you
>you will never start to apreciate the cuteness of Peppermint Patty's flaws in highschool
>you will never lose your virginity fucking her behind the bleachers
>you will never have a pregnancy scare with her where you realize you don't really want to spend your life with her, but be too timid and afraid of spending your life alone and unloved to back out of it or do anything about these feelings other than bury them away
>you will never get married young to Peppermint Patty after she starts getting really pushy about it
>you will never grow old with Peppermint Patty, comfortable, but still occasionally thinking about what could be
>you will never one day see the Little Red Headed Girl walk by one day, and not even recognize you
>you will never go back home to Peppermint Patty cooking dinner, asking you how your day was
>you will never lie in bed at night, staring at the ceiling, as Peppermint Patty cuddles next to you
>you will never die suddenly at 61, leaving Peppermint Patty a widow, never having told anyone about how you really feel
You may never do these things
but Charlie Brown will.
>>82479679
best girl
>>82487689
I DID get that one.
>>82490437
Sure, maybe when the universe is about to die of heat death.
>>82490437
>Charlie Brown would have sex before getting Married
I can hear Shulz rolling from here.
>>82490541
>thinking Charlie Brown has any kind of agency in his life
You can only resist for so long, after enough pressure, he would eventually cave
>>82490568
>Peppermint Patty would rape Charlie Brown and then make him marry her when she got pregnant.
I was going to get angry at you, but then I realised how possible this was.
>>82489920
Only as a video game.
>>82489165
>Satonaka
Interesting way to see it.
>>82490758
I mean, sure, in the more modern sense of the word.
It's not like she would physically force herself on him, just keep on nagging him about it, trying to set the mood, convince him to do it, until she at least gets him to a point where he doesn't stop her. I could see something like that eventually happening.
>>82490880
There's no way nagging would work on someone as devoted to tradition as Charlie Brown. That's like saying he'd stop trying to kick the football because it always gets taken away or stop playing baseball because he always loses.
Nothing could get in the way of what Charlie Brown thinks he should do except physical force.
Sure he might have an affair during his midlife crisis, but there's no way he'd "break the rules" before he was at least 35
>>82490989
I disagree. You're underestimating how much of a pushover he is.
He's someone who constantly tries to do what people want and expect of him.
That's pretty much the entire point of A Boy Named Charlie Brown. He finally succeeds at something, and is content with that, but everyone expects more success from him, and he makes him self utterly, utterly miserable, trying to succeed how they want him to, and ultimately fails anyways, utterly devastating him, even though he didn't care about the spelling bee in the first place.
He doesn't kick the football because it's tradition, he does it for two reasons. Part of him does it because he's a complete push over and violet can talk him into virtually anything, even if it's something he thinks is a terrible and awful idea, and part of him does it because deep down, he desperately wants to be happy and successful, and with the proper touch, like Violet's or occasionally Peppermint Patty's, it just takes the slighted flicker of hope to make Charlie Brown go to incredible lengths to do something he didn't even want to do.
>>82491128
Charlie Brown is a moth.
>>82489165
Doesn't quite hold. No way is Marcie "ultra feminine" like Yukiko. And uniike Chuck, Yu succeeds at everything due to his determination.And Sally is no Nanako.
>>82485781
She was traditionally voiced by a boy, actually, so that's not a huge stretch.
>>82485876
I want to die I hate the world.
>>82488865
that was soul crushing
>>82493302
Now you can see why we hope she's a lesbian. She'd have someone to take care of her that way.
>>82493335
Too bad both are confirmed not.
>>82489969
The author's best friend was a lesbian, so chill out with pretending it's some twisted sexual thing. There are gay kids.
Anyway, Marcy and Patty were definitely not gay.
>>82493335
I see PP with Linus, of all people. He's shown that he appreciates her and would be patient with her emotional roller-coaster personality.
Besides, Marcie's a better match for Charles. Her slow and steady persistence will win him over.
>>82493335
Marcie is actually in love with Charlie Brown too.
>>82479679
YO MAMA'S SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT TUPAC SHAKUR WAS A JEWISH HOLIDAY
>>82488596
>feminine man
>never had a girlfriend
if you are not gay, you should try it, being hetero clearly doesn't suit you
>>82489099
>>82489274
This. I recognize the characters, but I can't for the life of me remember what it is.
>>82493184
Maybe if you ask nicely she'll suffocate you with those deliciously slutty feet.
Jus make sure to breathe the sweat into your lungs and it will end quicker
>>82495184
Marcie thinks that because Patty says she is, making him a way to seem more worthy in her eyes. Patty thinks that because he's someone she can respect. They're kids. They don't know what they're feeling yet.
>>82493143
You gotta take your wins where you can. Tomboys rarely ever get the good end.
>>82480803
>Charlie Brown is Ronnie
It all makes sense now
>>82495892
Charlie is moderately athletic.
>>82490437
That's a better ending then I'd have expected for either.
>>82480803
>this never happened to me
>>82479679
she's the blood clot to Marcie's ham sandwich
>>82495920
most kids are moderately athletic
>>82495953
you're just dumb
that's why she gave up on you
>>82496029
>most kids
No way. Like 20%, tops.
>>82488808
>because lesbians are kawaii.
>kawaii
FUCKING STOP.
>>82496336
compared to adults? all kids
even the fat ones
>>82488596
>fairly feminine men such as myself
>>82488808
>lesbians are kawaii.
There was no hint of irony in this statement, fucking stop.
Wasn't japan supposed to make some kind of Charlie Brown anime?
>>82497696
its called watamoteone of the creators is a peanuts fan
>>82495920
Baseball isn't exactly athletic. Especially when kids play it.
>>82498118
So it was the tired anime girl all along
>>82488820
>I was that girl for 13 years
>13 years
Maybe, it's time to move on?
>>82480803
>tfw had a female friend who had freckles and hair like Patty
>she never liked more than as a friend
>>82488663
>>82488714>>82488748
>>82488783
>>82488808
>>82495662
>>82497595
Literally proving his point
>>82489969
>You sick fucks.
> grew up next to cute little neighbor girl
> Tomboy like PP
> Got to high school together
> She started acting odd around me
> Asking me how I thought she looked, holding my arm a lot, asking me what kind of girls I liked, hugging me a lot, cheek kisses, just being a lot more affectionate in general
> Started acting very jealous and angry toward me when I noticed other girls
> I was young so I had no idea what was up, just brushed it off
> I moved during my sophomore year
> Last time I saw her, she was crying
> Remember her 10 years later
> Realize she probably had a crush on me, was my PP
> Go to look her up on facebook or something
> Realize I can't even remember her last name
Feels bad man
>>82496336
fucking christ
>>82485418
Is Frieda trans?
>>82499763
Probably, yeah.
>>82480803
Happend 2 times. Better for them I guess.
I'm not a relationship guy.
>>82498559
Damn son.
>>82489312
Chuck wouldn't shoot her down if he had more respect for himself.
He has a hard time believing anyone could love him, so he avoids her constant questions. It doesn't help that she has a habit of teasing him, something he's clearly not fond of.
She sure was a Peanuts character.
>>82480679
She's no beautyqueen, but she isn't ugly either.
>>82480803
He wants the jackpot, not a consolation price.
>>82485810
If I hear one more remark about slutty feet, I'm going to slug that person!
>>82499763
>>82500325
back 2 tumblr
>>82480098
She did, actually. Patty was Charlie Schultz's second wife.
>>82485810
>slutty loli feet
I like your thinking anon
>>82488694
the callout
>>82493302
It's Charlie Brown, the entire series is intended to be a reflection of Schultz's depression and psychological trauma. I'd be upset if the entire series WASN'T depressing.
>>82495834
when you get right down to it though that's the whole point. They're kids sure, but Schultz meant for us to see them as adults with adult problems. This isn't them being kids, this is adults not understanding their feelings.
>>82500958
yeah man it sucks
It's kind of a lonely feel
It doesn't help that I suddenly remembered her after I broke up with a fiance that I thought was my soulmate
Left me feeling hollow and numb for a while, wondering about what could have been
Too high.
>>82496336
>Peppermint Batty
>>82496336
*canned laughter*
>>82498559
it's the last name thing that fucks with your head
when you're kids it doesn't matter, when you're older and you just want to check in on them... damni had at least two of those
>>82495825
Why does this art exist
>>82509326
>short dresses
>large feet that get occaisional focus
>bullying
I'm suprised there isn't a lot more
>>82488820
London, etc
>>82488740
Wow, I forgot that's what web browsers and the internet looked like. We've come a long way.
>>82509776
DELET THIS
We gonna colorize these eggs like Ted Turner rubbing his sugar stick on a printer tab of returns!
>pic related posted officially by Cartoon Network
It's shit like this that makes people think she's a lesbian.
>>82509776
This is turning me... and I'm not a footfag! HELP!
>>82496657
かわいいー!
>>82485876
>>82509776
Seriously end your life.
>>82510608
>>82510324
nevar
>>82510413
It's probably the bullying.
>>82497684
Baka ecchi mizu boy needs to urusai!
>>82489969
>Quit trying to force your sick, twisted sexual proclivities into something that was never, ever created to cater to it.
That is nearly the only thing we do here.
>>82505887
>Schultz meant for us to see them as adults with adult problems.
I could call death of the author 2 different ways, but that is so preposterous, I wanna see if you can actually produce some evidence, like an interview or something, to that effect.
>>82480803
This a feel I didn't know i had inside and hate being aware of it
>>82511392
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>>82511438
>>82479679
Pitiful.
Peanuts is the most uplifting and crushing bitter sweet thing around. The extent of the cast and the longevity of the comic make it so much more potent and so much less angsty than similarly morose works.
>>82511392
>>82511421
>>82511438
>>82511449
TL;DR
>>82485363
Lucy trying to throw down against Patty.
Oh yeah, cue epic beating on Lucy.
>>82512705
I'm pretty sure Lucy is cannonically the strongest character
>>82485379
i thought he was going to say " if you give me a love letter then i'll have to write you one too", he came up as a dick anyway tho
>>82479679
Underrated.
Also, I was also kinda like Peppermint Patty.
>girl I like on school
>she is attracted to another guy who probably doesn't like her back
>I look at the guy and I now know why
>he is very handsome to her
>five girls including the one I am attracted to assure me that I am good looking and kind
>she acutally likes me
>tfw I tried to get one girl and won five instead
>>82488820
>no one will live up to him
What are you, stupid or something?
>>82512845
Tomboys got better hustle, though.
>>82513166
she's human, ain't she?
>>82512845
That's P.Patty.
>>82480803
i was literally told by a primary school friend that a chick dug me back then.
I just never noticed.. in retrospective she inviting me to her house and even just talking to me would have give away.
>>82512845
Seeing such fluid animation in a classic Peanuts cartoon is like imagining a new color, shit man...
>>82480803
I knew, I just had my head too far up my own ass to appreciate it.
>highschool
>Girl 1 year my junior falls head over heels for me
>7/10 face, 4'10, slightly overweight because her huge tits made exercise a pain
>she drooled all over me, even asked me out at one point
>I shot her down because I was obsessed a girl 1 year older than me with a great ass and frankly nothing else going for her
This is why I was a virgin til 21, I was such a shit.
>>82496336
Unlike adults, kids are forced to do some exercise for PE. They can half-ass it and walk instead of run/jog and try to get out quickly during sports but it's still more activity than a lazy adult gets.
>>82510877
Read his biography.
Also I want a Charlie Brown Harem Anime
>>82514707
>All the girls are now attracted to Charlie
>literally nothing else changes
Fund It
![tumblr_lrs937NTcQ1r346l4o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1PavP8A.gif "tumblr_lrs937NTcQ1r346l4o1_500[1].gif")
>>82514597
>This is why I was a virgin til 21
>>82480803
>thoughts
*Thots
>>82514878
What is he supposed to be saying in that gif
>>82496336
That's brutal.
>>82515011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOgrLiD4Qo8
I wonder what her teacher's actually like. She seems pretty awful, but that's not really fair since we never get to see her.
>>82513205
I can't believe Shulz never made them fight everand everything post Shulz awkwardly avoids that particular conflict. Prehaps we'll never have an answer
>>82513425
It's not the kid that excercises most that's the strongest, they can't effectively build muscle until at least puberty.
What's more important is development, general sturdyness and eating well.
Lucy's clearly quite well off and has both parents including a dedicated stay at home mother so she probably gets at least three meals of good quality a day and pleanty of sleep.
PP lives alone with her dad who works into the night so she probably has to prepare her own food or possibly not eat at all for extended periods of time on top of being sleep deprived. That on top of exhausting herself with gratuitous excercises (which are probably slowing down her physical development) burning what few calories she manages to scavenge it's a miracle Peppermint Patty can even stand up. She even has noticably thinner legs.
FInally Lucy has a reputation for her strength which PP does not and she would have won an armwrestling competition if Snoopy didn't cheat.
>>82515081
Damn, that's relevant as hell. Good catch anon.
>>82515081
oh my god that movie is terrible
seriously, don't even watch it
>>82514825
Different art style, I suppose but yeah.
>>82515126
>FInally Lucy has a reputation for her strength which PP does not
I'd disagree there, PP's got a fantastic batting arm.
In general I imagine she probably eats a ton. As active as she is and without adult supervision, I imagine she stuffs her face with junk food at home.
Not the healthiest diet sure, but probably has a plenty high caloric intake, it might come back to hit her when she's through puberty though.
>>82511392
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>>82511449
Read the whole thing. That is some fucked up shit.
>>82511392
>>82511421
>>82511438
>>82511449
that was a good thread
>>82498559
No yearbook to look through?
>>82515501
I'm going to get a cold shower and go watch Miraculous Ladybug now, and I hate that show.
>>82515543
Does anybody like that show for reasons other than skin tight body suits?
>>82515573
Yes.
>>82515573
I like the... concept? I like some of the characters, I just hate how lazy it is, and how the series doesn't evolve, and how they ended the first season with the origin story that properly explains the characters motivations. Tropes are fine, but they play them way too straight.
>>82515501
got any moar newd edits?
>>82515501
Who did this?
>>82515573
>he honestly asked on /co/ of all places
>>82511392
>>82511421
>>82511438
>>82511449
Surprisingly good read. Saved accordingly.
Anyone have that "The Grief it is good." picture?
>>82517064
I got you buddy.
>>82495953
Same. All the girls I knew were scared of me cause I'm a big russian
>>82517142
Fuck, I'd forgotten this.
>>82480268
>that gif
What the shit, that guy got crushed? Did they take that scene out of the DVD? Because I'm pretty sure on the DVD the crowd runs away and he just stands there, I just chalked it up to the fact that Zim is a weird cartoon.
>>82517142
This slays me every time I see it.
