Wiccan's Kooky Quartet
>>82470691
>>82470691
Damn, beat me to it by 30 seconds. This was a fun issue.
To be we're jumping right from this into Civil War II. Ewing will never be able to break free from having half of all his books be event tie-ins.
>>82470713
Stupid sexy Wanda
>>82470735
>>82470754
>>82470771
>>82470787
>all-new all-different """"""""""""avengers"""""""""""
>>82470787
Never change, Ewing.
>>82470824
>>82470839
I'm glad that this book will be cancelled after civil war
>>82470735
>I only found out later that Immortus had actually been manipulating my entire life and had actually arranged the Vision's creation to ensure that I would marry a robot and never have any children.
>When I ended up having you and that other brat whose name I forget thanks to magic in order to make Vision feel like a real man, he then arranged to have us divorced and tried to erase you from existence.
>It's a good thing Immortus has forgotten about you, you'd think he'd be concerned about literally everything he was afraid about my potential children, you being a dangerous reality warpers, coming true.
>By the way, Immortus is actually your old pal Iron Lad all grown up, small world huh?
>>82470857
>>82470787
>>82470839
Oh... I know exactly where I'd like to bury my nut.
>>82470824
>having Nova speak to the press
Now that right there is just a PR disaster waiting to happen.
>>82470885
>>82470903
>>82470863
I don't want it to be cancelled just drop the two gays and the Squirrel Girl freak, so glad Cannonball is showing up soon.
>>82470824
>But Captain Rogers, didn't you recruit Mr. Dacosta in the first place?
>NO MORE QUESTIONS
>>82470824
You're right, Steve. For instance, those who are obessed with petty vengeances when the whole multiverse is dying are NOT SUITABLE.
>>82470924
>>82470885
someone's still salty about not catching A.I.M.
>>82470885
He was only a SHIELD agent for like 5 minutes anyway
>>82470903
That is a waste of coffee. What a terrible man.
>>82470787
Squirrel girl's the only character I like in this art.
>>82470947
>>82470983
>>82470983
>Terry had a full recovery from getting shot in the head
Oh thank god. Good henchman are so hard to find.
>>82471003
>>82470982
>That is a waste of coffee. What a terrible man.
American coffee. It's not even real coffee.
>>82471019
The original Terry died, this is just a new henchman that the Plunderer insists on calling Terry
>>82471019
Henching for The Plunderer must be awesome
Aunt May should have worked for him
>>82471027
>>82471051
>>82470771
Solid motherly advice, there.
>>82471077
>>82471051
>My terrible phobia of squirrels
I'd be afraid of squirrels too if I lived in the same universe as Anti-Life the Destroyer of all that breathes
>>82471094
>>82471077
>I'll break you out of prison!
>Very probably!
Best boss ever
>>82471114SHIELD BTFO
>>82471133
HOORAY
>>82471133
Say goodbye for Sandoval again for the next event tie-in.
>>82471133
I LOVE THIS BOOK
>>82471133
[Keikaku intensifies]
>>82471133Good god, I'm so glad she wasn't a S.H.I.T. agent
>>82471133
WHAT THE FUCK EWING
>>82471133
My suspicions are confirmed, huzzah
>>82471133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYrh5h9acg8
>>82471133
Thank you based Roberto.
>>82471133
>Triple agent
There are people who don't like this book?
>>82470824
Cap, Deadpool is on your team.
>>82471133
BASED
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O
>>82470839
You wave the idea of my young avengers in my face to torment me.
It's our only hope to get Mettle back.
>>82471133
Thank god!, this book is already hard enough with this horrible art, this move is a little too much but I'm willing to accept it because i love reverse rougue
someone post those AIM guys having a blast while thinking about destroying SHIELD
>>82471133
EWING YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>82471133
Sunspot can even out-smug Amadeus Cho at this point.
>>82471133
Well the art is bad but I laughed a few times so I guess it's okay.
But goddamnit Billy fix your hair.
Im liking the way Clint is drawn and acting in this book
>>82471385
>>82471468
Man, people really don't like Sandoval.
>>82471315
It shouldn't surprise you that there are people with shit taste on this board.
>>82471535
As someone that loves Sandoval's art, I can understand why some people wouldn't like it. Some people just can't handle the raw kinetic energy and pure muscle force that's channeled into everything Sandoval draws. They find it intimidating.
>>82471590
My only complaint would be Billy's hair.
Just go back to a short cut, no one thinks FF7 looks good these days.
>>82471133
with plotting like this he should lead the Thunderbolts, they're used to that much keikaku
>>82471590
It's like a very rough Joe Madureira style which is obviously what it's inspired from. A good inker is needed to at least clean it up.
>>82471077
Looks like Plunderer had overwatched Mad Max.
>>82471027
I'm going to assume that in this instance "Chtt chutt" translates as "Does this look like the face of mercy?"
>>82471133
Songbird is fast tracking to becoming Revolver Ocelot tier.
>>82470824
>like a halfling but taller
um, can anybody explain?
Who is like a tall hobbit, and how?Roberto? Does he have hairy feet?
>>82472783
It's a reference to Hulkling explaining his name.
Are any of the Avengers titles for ANAD good?
>>82471133
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>82472841
This one and Uncanny after the first issue.
>>82472841
New, Uncanny, and Ultimates are pretty good
>>82470857
Those are some big Yaoi hands
>>82471133
YES CANNONBALL, SECRET AVENGERS
>SUNSPOT
>CANNONBALL
>SONGBIRD
WHO ELSE?
>>82471077
Did he just quoting Nux here?
>>82471133
This book.
This book right here?
This is why I love comic books.
>>82471315
it's because of the shit art.
And some people only care about the art and know nothing of the story
>>82473158
Nah, I've seen some people complain about the Saturday Morning Cartoon tone, particularly Maker's role as the villain.
>>82473250
When you need someone to out-do A.I.M. with regards to questionable science, who else do you make your main villain?
Maker is custom made to oppose an A.I.M. in the position it's now in.
>>82470983
I liked Plunderer better during Axis. This version is kinda annoying
>>82471161
Can't wait for AIM to bust shit up.
>>82471114
>Wiccan is leader
>Not Hawkeye
Why does Clint get no respect? He's lead several Avengers teams and the Thunderbolts for crying out loud. Wiccan is still a teenager with no leadership experience whatsoever.
>>82472954
I'm going to guess Roberto set a number of secret avengers inside important organizations.
Who are the Secret Avengers in Stark and Parker Industries?
>>82473668
I see this as Hawkeye acting as mentor.
He is now the Karla of the New Avengers.
I'm liking the actual story so far, it's actually fairly interesting when it isn't tied into some stupid event that I can't be arsed to follow.
But there are so many reasons why Teddy and Billy shouldn't get married yet aside from the ones mentioned in the issue so I really hope that doesn't become a thing (event) anytime soon.
>>82472841
All but ANAD Avengers itself
Hey look, proof that I hate Squirrel Girl not because I miss the titties, but thanks to the terrible art and writing in Unbeatable.
This version was fun!
>>82474617
try the latest All-New Wolverine, too.
In there she's fun, too.
>>82471133
Ewing you beautiful son of a bitch.
>>82474617
Squirrel Girl is good everywhere outside of her own series.
I think the same holds true for Sam and maybe Miles.
>>82470924
[shipping intensifies]
>>82470787
>SHE DOES COMP-SCI
>DID YOU KNOW THAT, READER?!? SG STUDIES COMPUTERS
This is so obnoxious. Instead of just saying she's a computer whiz, or SHOWING her being a computer whiz, they're just gonna pound this computer science thing in to the ground because "GURL IN STEM!" meme.
>>82470839
Wait, how old is Squirrel Girl again?
>>82476761
18-19 or so.
>>82474243
>Who are the Secret Avengers in Stark and Parker Industries?
I could see Prowler being a Secret Avenger.
>>82476761
She moved to NYC when she just turned 18. Spent a few months being Dani Cage's babysitter before going to college, then there was an 8 month timeskip.
So she should be 19, maybe 20.
>>82471133
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>82476710
If it makes you feel better, in her book she won the day because of coding.
>>82476710
She's a squirrel-tailed retard that beats up cosmic threats and her IT skills are a deal breaker?
Not even the terrible joke?
>>82471318
It's canon that Cap only recruited Wade to piss off Stark. Wade told Stark this personally.
>>82471133
Ewing, I take back every unkind thing I've ever said about you.
>>82477601
And what will you do if she's a quadruple-agent?
>>82476710
Anon, you know she has a solo series where they did exactly that, right?
Why don't you bitch about it there, as opposed to when it's brought up here for the sake of making a joke.
>>82477621
>she secretly working for zemo, pretending to be working for the new thunderbolts, pretending to be a spy for the new avengers pretending to be spying on them for shield
>>82477621
I'd only take back some of them, but since he's going full Revolver Ocelot, I'd still find it hard to dislike that.
Every odd number agent would have me forgive him, but every even number agent would have me annoyed but forgive him more for the sheer absurdity.
But who's the New Avengers big bad that Bobby is preparing for
>>82470787
>>SG's massive buck teeth
So this is what it's like to be pandered to...
>>82477686
Nono, she also plays A-Force, the Ultimates and the Jersey City council in order to get into Kamala Khan's panties to spite Moonstone for not having found this perfect way of getting one over on Carol.
>>82477730
>yfw it's Reignfire
Why is this book so focused on Wiccan. Its getting annoying, the same shit happened in YA. Edwing just write him a solo book.
>>82477730
WHISPER, probably.
>>82470885
Oh fuck off Maria. The only reason you're still in charge of Shield is because nobody else wants the job.
>>82477940
i'm dumb you're correct.
>>82477853
He was only the focus of the third arc (which was only 2 issues) and this issue. First arc gave everyone equal focus, second arc was Hulkling focused, and fourth arc was focused on everyone BUT Squirrel Girl/Wiccan/Hulkling.
Does anyone else feel like instead of trying to feel like a movie like other books this feels like a Saturday morning cartoon in a good way?
Like it takes all the joy and happiness of those 80s action cartoons and subverts the tropes while still being fun and awesome?
>>82471133
Ewing is too good for Marvel. He actually enjoys writing the characters as they are.
>>82477973
>Implying Marvel won't make Nick Fury Jr. the new Director of SHIELD first chance they get
>>82478039
>Does anyone else feel like instead of trying to feel like a movie like other books this feels like a Saturday morning cartoon in a good way?
Yes. That's the exact reason I love it so goddamn much
>>82471133Songbird confirmed for Team Live Badass!
>>82472728
Not until she hypnotizes herself.
>>82478039
Why do you think k we love it so much?
>>82478071
No I mean she got her ass handed to her by the World Council for the whole "Pleasant Hills" Fiasco. They basically said she's only in charge until they find someone else for the job.
So yeah, probably Fury Jr.
>>82471133
KEIKAKKU
>>82478039
That exact comparison is why most of the people who like the book like it.
Coincidentally, it's also why most of the people who hate the book hate it.
Why do all the Ewing books drop on the same day?
>>82478447
I haven't seen Ultimates today.
>>82478447
Has Contest of Champions been storytimed?
>>82471318
Dude, with the last few events, Deadpool has proven himself to be the only competent member of BOTH fucking Avengers teams.
Also, he pisses off Stark, which is hilarious.
>>82470735
Hello pure sex.
>>82478523
>>82478604
I don't think either of them have been scanned or storytimed yet but I think they're all out today, no?
>>82479358
Ultimates came out last week
>>82479419
Damn, my schedule is fucked.
>>82471133
now this is comic books
>>82470983
Terry Plunderer OTP
>>82471133
YESSSSS
W E W I N G
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>>82477787
but in reality she's actually xorn
>>82479763
Who was the real moonstone
>>82471133
I started screaming obscenities when reading it in my car waiting for Starbucks today.
>>82470947
I want to fuck Songbird!
>>82471133
>>82470787
Does SHIELD even have the authority to Freeze Roberto's assets now that they're a US government organization? That sounds extremely illegal either way.
>>82471318
Deadpool is easily one of the most moral people in the Marvel Universe
>>82470839
>Young Avengers tease
>New Mutants tease
Ewing plz
plz
>>82470839
>dat Children's Crusade callback
God I love Ewing.
>>82470824
Hulkling is a pretty weird name given that he's not pretending to be a Hulk anymore.
>>82470857
The Young Avengers didn't ask for permission. They openly rebelled against good advice and teamed up with a Kang, and just got new costumes when banned from heroing.
>>82470979
No, he's basically been SHIELD since the first Avengers movie came out. Mostly in the Secret Avengers, though.
>>82470735
Best Gypsy "mom"
