Because he has tentacles on his head and if you've seen japanese porn...

Because in the movie he smiled one time and the people who make EU shit like to extrapolate all kinds of dumb shit from minor details.

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>>82468027

>>82468116
/thread

>>82468116
>TCW
>EU shit

>>82468603
If it's not a star wars movie it's EU shit.

>>82468027
much weed

>>82468624
Except Disney's canon guidelines lists that the movies and TV shows are the only things that are canon now.

Including the holiday special.

>>82468729
I didn't say it wasn't canon, I said it was EU shit.

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Sweet Hydroid Medusa of Lampadusa, you just read this in my voice!

>>82468027
It is the way of Form I.

>>82468754
Keep Force-tipping that fedora, young padawan.

>>82470290
what?

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>>82468810
FUCK

>>82468729
>buh but Disney SAID it was canon, so that means it's relevant to the story in the movies!
Keep telling yourself that, but cartoon shit will never be in movies and will never be a real part of what Star Wars is