Awkward moments secret identity create thread
I know perverts love this pairing, but Jim prefers blondes
>>82466702
I'm having Birdgirl/Phil Ken Sebbin flashbacks now.
>>82466702
I don't ship this but this image always amuses me. I'm not proud of myself.
>>82466702
Think she took him up on that offer?
>>82466702
Is she is daughter? I thought in long Halloween she was his niece
>>82466805
She gets to fuck Dick Grayson. Why would she settle for less? She didn't even let Ted Kord touch her and he was rich!
something about his anus
>>82466822
>Is she is daughter?
You can't be serious.
>>82466822
Pre-crisis she was his daughter, post-Crisis she was his niece, then she was retconned into being his daughter again
>>82466852
METAL GEAR!?
>>82466852
I thought she was his niece but she was then adopted and legally became his daughter
>>82466842
Most of my batman knowledge is from year one, long Halloween, the man who laughs, and the killing joke
At that point in continuity he had a wife named Barbra who he cheated on, a baby boy, and a niece named Barbra
That whole weird thing between Doc Ock and Aunt May.
Wonder if he ever tapped that.
>>82467058
How far apart on the deviant scale are midgets and sexagenarians?
>>82467087
Since when is Doc a midget?
I always took him to just be stout and fiftyish.
>>82466826
She's with Luke Fox now.
Also:
Tim Drake in the Arkham Universe.
Both Dick and Bruce in the DCAU.
>>82467260
Superior Spidey got himself a cutey little person scientist/gourmet chef. /co/ waifu'd hard.
>>82466935
A later retcon revealed Jim slept with his wife's sister and got her pregnant.
>>82466702
>hey baby, wanna lick my ass sometime
>>82467986
So she'd the bat-senpai bicycle?
>>82469125
Meant bat-senpai bicycle.
>>82469155
Da fuck?! Why does it keep changing to senpai?
Bat Family! Sheesh.
>>82469125
>>82469155
>>82469172
Fuck off weeb
>>82469787
Or you can, you know, stop shitposting.
>>82469871
Never
>>82467058
It's canon that he did.
>>82466907
Pretty much
>>82466826
>settle for less
I'd do anything to lick jim gordon's asshole.
>>82466702
Either you rape the joker or I rape batgirl, Batman
>>82466702
You know, if you want to fish for crappily drawn incest porn OP, we have a board for that now.
>>82466702
>>82466702
>>82467986
>luke fox
Why does he even exist, who were they trying to appeal to? Do blacks even read comics?
>>82466702
>When your love interest tries to talk you into a threesome with your other identity
>>82471926
They do, but they steal them, so the question still stands.
>>82471973
In my defense, /co/ taught me how to steal comics.
>>82472050
this
>>82468105
New 52 did away with all this fuckery and she's just his regular daughter with his wife, right?
>>82471897
Why didn't Ben tap that?
>>82472179
She's a giant alien and he's a 10 year old boy, duh.
>>82472211
>She's a giant alien and he's a 10 year old boy
>>82472179
Does that alien have four cocks too?
>>82472480
Fan art says yes. So it must be true.
>>82469125
She tried to hiok up with jason in Batman Eternal. Jason had enough of Dick's sloppy seconds though. Shot her down like a pimp.
>>82472179
because she wasnt into human kids
>>82472211
Well she should have taken him into space and tapped it.
There's no age laws in space.
>>82471926
Liberals like to be super offended if there isn't any black cock in a comic. Case and point adding spike to xmen evolution because as the writer of the show bible said "most of the fans I met were young black men and there were no black men in x books" except you know fucking bishop and synch
But you know he was a fucking kitty fag
>>82469125
Yea, why else do you think sjws love her and not cass? It'd because babs is a whore
>>82466942
what kind of fag has not seen BTAS?
>>82471926
>Do blacks even read comics?
they do but its not for backs its for white people who want to feel better about themselves after making themselves feel bad for imaginary shit
>>82473029
Four baby arms....
>>82472480
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>>82474137
imagine...
>>82473843
Whatever you say Hal
