Emily is gonna be heart broken, cause they gonna fuck.
>>82460330
>you imagined that
Dohohohoho. For once Jeph actually made me smile.
>>82460330
Clintons a bitch
Goddammit he really is gonna' hook up with the bartender.
Bet'cha it turns out she's into pegging.
>someone called out a cunt for being a cunt
>the cunt apologized
Are you sure Jeph Jacques made this?
>character enters a bar
>bartender asks him to buy something if he's going to take up room at the bar
>character gets self-righteous
>bartender apologizes and buys character a beer
This will never, ever happen in real life. You're sitting at the fucking bar, it's not a travesty that they ask you to buy something. And you're wearing a peacoat, why ar you bitching about the cold?
>>82460432
>cunt apologizes
But Clinton was and is the one being a cunt?
>>82460432
He might be a cis male, but he has a trans family member so he gets some slack for free.
>>82460525
>But Clinton was and is the one being a cunt?
No.
>>82460416
>Bet'cha it turns out she's into pegging
I hope so.
>>82460476
he got self-righteous because after relenting and buying a beer, she not-so-subtly threatened him with a weapon just because she didn't like that he looked upset
>>82460476
I'm pretty sure a character wouldn't point an apparently imaginary shotgun at you either.
>>82460476
Yeah, that bar sure looks full all right. He's totally taking up valuable space, to the point where a bartender would insult and threaten him simply for wanting to sit down for a few minutes. This seems like a great way to get customers.
>>82460432
Please, next page Clinton'll be apologizing because of his stress over the retarded girl he has the bone for and Psycho Bartender will forgive him.
It's still the gross angry white male's fault.
Yet again, Jeph has not once stepped foot into a fucking bar.
None of this shit happens in any bar anywhere.
ANYWHERE.
No bartender would greet you by denying you something, for one.
>>82460692
>Yeah, that bar sure looks full all right. He's totally taking up valuable space.
You act as if jeff is going to take the time to draw people at a bar. Its a miracle he drew twopoorly.I mean seriously look at the guy at panel two he looks like a had a seizure mid laugh
>>82460726
>It's still the gross angry white male's fault.
""Cha-ching!" says my Patreon." - Jeph
>>82460330
I like how this nameless cunt is getting a redemption ark, but the guy in the electronic store didn't.
>>82460525
No. He walked in, asked for a glass of water, and got his cis-shit kicked in for daring to be a white male.
>>82460834
it's part of the shitty joke he made in his hand-drawn comic, that's how he draws lolsorandum characters.
>>82460889
It's not a fucking bus shelter, it's a business.
>>82460926
Bars serve water. Bars have sinks that have tap water. Hell, she could have charged him for the fucking glass of water and been done with it.
>>82460926
>not offering teetotalers, designated drivers, or anyone who refuses adult beverages a soda or a house specialty Shirley Temple
2/10 fired from Bennigan's.
Anyone who argues for the bartender is probably one of those filthy prole fucks that posts memes from "I'm a server, and I have no gratitude at all for the employer and clientele that keep my uneducated ass fed!" facebook pages.
>>82460926
the bar tenders job is to shut up, take orders and do what it takes to rake in extra tips.
>>82460416
CONSIDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS TWIN
I'M SURE HE WILL LOVE IT. HE WILL BE THE PLUGHOLE TO ANYONE'S PLUG
>>82461038
>The same people who make me spend extra money leaving them a tip because their boss gives them shit pay
One of the many reasons I'd leave America if I could afford it. I shouldn't need to pay PITY MONEY because you have a shit job. I have a shitty job too and no one ever tipped me.
Japan doesn't tip their fucking pizza drivers, why should I have to? Your job is to drive my greasy, heart-stopping food to my home. You're paid to do this. I shouldn't have to pay you AGAIN because you drove for 20 minutes.
>>82460416
In QC universe, if they can give robots sphincters I bet they make hyper realistic strap-ons.
Heated, life-cast silicone, maybe even spasmically-triggered sperm release valves that sync with the broad's actual orgasms.
Oh hey.
This comic still blows, and so do you for reading it, for any reason.
>>82460416
The way she looks, I'm guessing Jeph has his new Tranny character.
>goes from telling him to get the fuck out of her establishment, to brandishing a loaded weapon at him, to being all SORRY I WAS RUDE PLEASE STAY in like 15 seconds worth of comic time
jeph really knows how to knock these complex characters out of the park
>>82460330
This whole situation is stupid. Where is the chase and how do we cut to it?
>>82463385
There is no chase. This is the entire comic.
>>82460476
Anon did you miss yesterday's comic
>>82461139
Why are you bringing tips into this yes it's a shitty situation but even if you don't get tips you should do your job as best you can.
>Introduce conflict involving Claire
>Immediately distance the comic from Claire
This is stupidly transparent.
The man is simply oafish
>>82461184
Just can't get a sex change though.
>>82463790
I think you can, Claire was just a dick about /implications/ and shit when he chewed out Pintsized.
>>82461038
>teetotalers
As one myself, I respect your acknowledgement.
Seriously just give him a goddamn water it's Massachusetts not Cali or Flint.
>>82463304
>que Vietnam flashbacks to him walking in on Claire nekid
>>82460330
>there's your money
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>82464040
>seeing a body that's identical to your body except turned into a qt3.14 trap
>>82460330
I still don't get why he's even fucking mad. Who the fuck would act this way if someone was just too busy to go out with them?
>>82464362
He's not mad that whatsherface wouldn't go out with him, he's mad cause he's a beta and was dragged out into the normie world and put on the spot and made to embarrass himself (in his eyes) in front of everyone else and his stunted ego can't handle it. He's got typical 4chan inferiority complex syndrome.
>>82464329
>Ginger
>qt
No
>>82460330
>Panel 5: Eyes waaaay too close together.
I'M FUCKING OUT BOYS!
>>82464544
Rude
>>82464614
It's true
>>82464643
Ginger is always cute in 2D. If your argument is that 3DPD gingers are ugly, then you're a 3DPDfaggot and you don't get to have opinions on superior 2D grills anyway.
>>82464653
2D girls are only superior when they're drawn well.
Everything in QC looks like poopies, as we say in Art Criticism circles, and its therefore not subject to the superiority of 2D.
>>82460887
Well yeah, electronics guy was a white guy.
>>82460926
Then charge for the fucking water he wanted. This ain't exactly hard.
>>82464040
>it ain't me starts playing
>>82460330
am i the only person that wants those two to get together
>>82460416
>>82463304
the bartender one with all the condoms was my favorite Innocentdickgirl.com comic!
>>82464388
this
>>82460887
im still not convinced he was even been sexist
he was being an arse yes but he said little girl he was talking about his age. she just jumped to conclusions
still fucking retarded of him though.
>>82465790
*even being sexist
>>82465444
yes but that's because jeph is making it obvious and you're susceptible to his attempts at mind control
>>82460330
>backpedaling this hard
It is pretty hilarious how Jeph will change his tune depending on the comments. The fans pretty much write this comic
>>82466482
Not really. He never gave the fans the fucking Marten should've gotten.
>>82460416
>>82460330
Clinton has this bad habit of giving the time of day to women who are overbearing, obnoxious, and completely incompatible with him because he likes the way they look. He never learned not to put his dick in crazy.
>>82466629
To be fair, people generally only learn not to put their dick in the crazy by putting their dick in the crazy and surviving, or helping a friend through the aftermath of putting his dick in the crazy. Bone-dry dick and no friends? That crazy's going to start looking mighty inviting.
>>82461029
>>82460926
Actually, bars and restaurants in the US literally have to give you water if you ask for it.
>>82460330
Emily is secretly a robot, she's just unaware she is one
>>82467188
No fucking law exists, it done as a courtesy.
>>82460330
>that guy's eye in the second panel
