Why does pizza in cartoons always look way better than pizza in real life.
>>82459793
Stretchy cheese.
>>82459793
it was kind of a joke in the 80s and 90s, in the same way LOL TACOS was a joke in the late 90s and early to mid 00s
>>82459793
Why does everything in cartoons better than in real life.
Real life is terrible and everyone hates me but in cartoons, even if things get serious, there is still happiness and jokes.
it doesn't.
looks like fuckin glue
>>82459793
It looks fucking disgusting
>>82459793
Where do you live that your pizza doesn't look like that? Cheese stretches like that here.
>>82459793
Why do women in cartoons always look way better than women in real life?
>>82459925
Where's "here"? Also, I'm gonna need pics.
>>82459793
>>82459944
They have more idealized bodies, but real women are still hotter than drawings.
>>82459793
Because you need to stop eating at Dominos n shit.
>>82459793
The 90's was just a different time for pizza.
I had a calzone last weekend that looked like cartoon pizza and hooolee fuck it was divinity.
>>82460024
Pfft hahahaha
>>82460161
I legitimately feel sorry for you if you think cartoons are hotter than real hot women.
>>82460260
Get a load of this guy
>>82460260
Boy, where the hell do you think you are right now.
>>82459793
Because you have shit taste. Stretchy cheese is not something you want.
It's basically the only food that looks worse in cartoons.
>>82460782
Not him but I share his distaste for that. Not everyone on 4chan and /co/ is into 2D.
>>82460260
I feel ever worse because only cartoon animals do it for me. I can't even watch human porn its disgusting.
>>82459793
Marketing.
>>82460893
>only cartoon animals do it for me
god damn dude get your shit together
Personally I don't think it looks that good. It seems like they put too much mozzarella on it and not enough sauce. It's like your going to eat greasy cheese with bread.
>>82460260
But cartoons are hotter.
>>82460969
Aka a lobotomy right?
>>82459793
It has way too much cheese though, and the crust looks soggy as hell.
>>82460260
this is a fair assessment
>>82459864
I think there's all of one show that did that.
>>82460260
god its easy to troll /co/
>>82461197
It's all boards. It was always easy, but it's only gotten worse.
>>82459944
Because Men only make IRL women half way
>>82459793
No it doesn't. I never seen anything resembling the best pizza IRL. Usually just cheese, cheese, some sausage, and more cheese. The best pizza IRL is so much more than cheese, and have a shitload of other ingredients.
I'm perfectly fine with cartoons depicting pizza with really fucking stringy mozzarella, I've had pizza with a thick layer of mozzarella from an Italian Mom and Pop's place and shit's to die for
What kills me is implying you get that level of stringiness from New York style that you get delivered, which is bullshit
>>82459793
they have not tomato sauce
its called a "white" pizza
>>82459793
Why does animated pizza never have sauce?
>>82465260
>>82465249
white pizzas are much better
tomato sauce is basically just fucking water and salt anyway
white pizzas have a cheesy cream instead
>>82465289
Italy weeps at you. This is why america is a bunch of lardasses. Cheese cheese cheeese. Tomato balances a pizza.
>>82465382
some white pizzas*
>>82465382
>this is whyentire country generalization/
>is generalized characteristic
>because my blanket assumption of a stranger on the internet
>is my logic and reasoning of an insecurerity of mine
>projected onto you, a stranger on the internet
Why do mice in cartoons always look better than mice in real life
>>82460823
>Not everyone on 4chan and /co/ is into 2D.
maybe you just haven't given it a chance
I thought it was weird at first
Heeey /co/ I got just what you want~
>>82466321
Other way around, sort of.
I was into 2D up until my early 20s.
My first porn mag was hentai.
>>82465289
Just eat a Flammekueche then
>>82466356
Looks like frozen pizza.
>>82459793
Because you're getting your pizza from Domino's and Pizza Hut, when you should be getting it from [Name of some guy]'s Pizzeria down the road
>>82466390
Mmm you dirty boy, have some more cheese pizza.
>>82466415
That looks like an abortion,too young.
>>82459998
when i lived in anchorage there was a pizza place that literally served slices that big and with that much cheese, i wish i knew the name it was fucking awesome and ill never forget it, partially because stupid fags constantly talk about how new york/chicago has the best pizza, new york and chicago pizza fuckin sucks
