Story time?
>>82457314
yea man
>>82457314
I always have time for a Sonichu story.
Here we go, get ready for some real projecting
>>82457314
bump
>>82457459
keep goin op
>>82457520
>LOVE QUEST
>>82457520
>PROPORTIONS
>>82457570
Sorry man, give me a second, I had the whole story set up but then I remembered that we read it in the last Sonichu story time thread so I had to real quick collect up the pages to this one
>>82457520
>He felt the need to specify the number of nuggets
Im still hoping a crack team of psychoanalysts write a book about him
>>82457641
The infamous page we all know and love
>>82457641
These are uncomfortably close to the comics I drew when I was like five years old.
Not exaggerating here: my artwork was a slightly better.
>>82457701
>let me show you my Sonichu Scrapbook
CHRIS STOP
Reading these invoke a sense of fear, concern, and sadness in me
>>82457742
Aw man, this page hits hard
>>82457520
>I'll try to attract after eating these 8 chicken mcnuggets
You can't make this up, folks.
>>82457786
Rosechu looks like she's bored as fuck
>>82457707
I think that's what remains shocking about Chris's artwork: in all his years, he has never shown any sign of improvement. You can get a Chris picture from the start and a Chris picture from last year, and the only way to tell them apart is that maybe the later picture will have terrible anime eyes.
No darkies.
>>82457786
what is a "double-take" flirt?
>>82457829
This comic is bringing back some serious grade school feels
lol his giant feet, what is he trying to imply?
>>82457887
FUCKING STACIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>82457786
It's kind of heartbreaking that he wrote himself into the "loser nerd thought he got lucky but was just tricked" cliche.
>>82457887
This actually makes me sad for some reason
>>82457887
>I did graduate with the honor roll, you know
Wow Chris, that's definitely doing to change her opinion of you
Anyway, that's it. Love quest comic, over.
"Hannah"
"huh yes?"
"Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend, that I had in February-"
>>82457669
In case he's injured people need to know the exact amount of nugs to give.
>>82457954
Do another one, OP
>>82457914
No, no, no, Anon.
This actually happened.
This isn't a story he made up.
Everything in this, except for the shit with fucking Rosechu, is true.
>>82458169
There's one about his dog in here, but in context it's pretty depressing
I'm trying to find the one with Asian knuckles, that guy looks so fucking stupid
>>82458228
Do the Date-ed one.
That's my favorite.
>>82458191holy shit I feel terrible for this goofball
>>82458191
For a second I really did believe he left his possessions in the care of his anthropomorphic, pink imaginary friend
>>82458296
Don't.
He's a horrible person.
>>82458228
Haha, I found it
>>82458255
The totally-not-sex-ed one? Alright let me get the pages set up
Do moon pals
Thanks for the story time OP. I'll read any sonichu pages you post.
>>82458382
>>82458255
This is the opening page right?
I'm looking at issue 9 and it's straight from episode 18 to episode 20, there's no mention of episode 19
>>82458641
Here we go!
>>82458641
Okay nevermind here we go, I had to switch archives
The one I was using literally had no sign of Date-Ed
>>82458725
I knew it had punchy and his asian ass though
>>82458474
Next up anon, I promise
>>82458754
Why the fuck are they in school again?
>>82458798
>miss jackaras
It's the little things
>>82458725
>that title
I think he spent an hour thinking on that title and laughed so hard when he came up with it.
>>82458228
>There's one about his dog
The dog that died irl and chris-chan revived in his comic as an anthro?
>>82458823
>that entire bottom half of the page
What?
>>82458836
Yeah, it's more or less sad when you realize that's his way of coping with her death, 18 years man, 18 years
>>82458891
>the South Park cameos
Aaaand here we go
>>82458891
>Snergen-flergen
>>82458947
Wew lad, Ivy's first appearance
>>82458891
>snergen flergen
Is that supposed to be him waking up? Because he was awake in all the prior stuff. Is that just something he says?
>>82458982
ALRIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>82458947
The Layla in his thought bubble actually doesn't look so bad compared to the rest of his art.
Maybe he should have drawn it all for ants.
>>82458982
This comes across like a fucking Game of Thrones death scene
>>82459002
It's not his art. It's a copypasta. The real Ivy drew it - well "real;" she was a troll.
>>82458997
Where is the conversation flowing in this pic?
The composition in these comics are so bad they backpedal into awesome
>>82458997
Barbies and G.I. Joes....right.
>>82459002
It's not his man, it's Ivy's.
Notice how he feels no need to credit her though?
>>82458992
It's random-access humor at it's finest.
>>82457887
Wasn't that the "NOOO" that got him banned from the mall?
>>82459026
God damn, every time I think I've found some kind of redeeming quality in something this man, it all comes crashing down.
>>82459063
PUNCHABUNCH
>>82458997
>I'm Jesus, 'sup?
This is the greatest piece of literature ever.
>>82458997
>Children! I am God!
this page literally made me reel back from my computer screen
>>82459100
So "Dating Education" is just a blind dates thing but with homework?
>>82459100
Why did he feel it important to not reveal SolidBlu's name? What relevance does it have to the comic anyway?
After this one, do the issue that starts off with like 15 pages of Sonichu and Rosechu having graphic furry sex.
It's either issue 7 or 8, I forgot which.
>>82459143
We did that the other day, I think Op hosted it, it was the one with the stars and the bananas and the orange, right?
>>82459063
>dating homework consists of taking GI Joes and Barbies home and talking with them
This shit
You can't make this shit up
I'm dying over here
>>82459139
>Sweetest Boy
>George Phillip
wat is this
>>82457742
>Chuck Paladuck
>>82459139
>CWC Cola
Oh yeah, Chris is the mayor.
It's incredible how he doesn't shove this in our faces every page
>>82459143
Moon pals is up next, buddy
Besides I think >>82459143 is right
That shit was weird as fuck
>>82459063
This is how a madman thinks relationship advice works
>>82459229
Ah yes, it being a Tuesday is very important information
>>82459229
>C-quarter
>W-quarter
Where did he rip this shit from?
>chris' latest video
Did something happen? Is his government money drying up?
>>82459257
>those loose attempts at getting punchy to back off
Ah man I'm losing my shit here
>>82459229
Why does...why does CWCville have two different types of quarters? Better yet, why does a town in the "good 'ol US-of-A" have its own currency?
>>82459281
Nowhere. He's just not very bright.
>>82459366
thats why Im assuming he got it from some anime or video game
>>82459310
MONTAGE MUSIC THAT ACCURATELY DESCRIBES THE FEELING I GET UPON READING THIS COMIC:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GjCu9IEJBRs
>>82459509
SPIDEY??
>>82459547
>I think I may know who you are
Ah yes, as if it wasn't fucking obvious
>>82459101
Oh man that would be the greatest greeting ever to hear at heaven's gates.
>"Holy shit. Jesus Christ? Is that you?"
>"You guessed it bro. I'm Jesus, 'sup?"
>"You look a lot more different than in the bible"
>"I get that a lot, is cool man"
>>82459509
Wow, that was actually a lot better sounding than expected
>>82459576
>Reginald Sneasel can shrink
>>82459576
SPIDEY???
>>82459646
This is a weird chapter
>>82459139
I am not Kenny! I'm my own original character SolidBLUcoat
>>82459670
YIFF TIME
>>82459694
Down the rabbit hole
>>82459738
Oh Jesus fuck, you couldn't even make this page up in your dreams
>>82459773
What the heck is a sa-lad?
>>82459832
THINGS ARE GETTING INTENSE
>>82459163
you forgot the best part
>dark forces keep him alive
>>82459289
shit! for a moment I thought he ate his own nose
>>82459832
>ceasers salad
It's ceasing my sides
>>82459890
I don't-I don't even know what to say about this page
>>82459914
For what reason was she on top of the shopping center?
>>82459940
Aaaand The End.
Off to Moon Pals, just give me a minute to remember that this is the future we chose
>>82458296
>>82459979
It's a parody so I'll only do like 3 strips, it's not half bad
Asperchu makes it look like some kind of PPG reboot though
>>82459979
>Clyde Raymond Cwash
>65%
You know, I'm not sure whether to laugh at the total lack of subtlety or the fact that he didn't even have the balls to make Not-Clyde-Cash fail the test.
So I'm just going to laugh at the fact that he felt the need to include the seating arrangement.
>>82460082
Just look at Chris' reaction guys, just fucking look at it
>>82460123
Subtle
Alright getting back on track, any suggestions or is the thread shutting down for the night?
>>82457742
>>82457749
Would this issue be a good introduction into the Sonichu series? Like, if someone wanted to experience Sonichu or at least the gist of it but only had the time or patience to read one.
It's kind of in the middle of an arc but I think this offers good examples on a lot of themes Sonichu is built on, presented in a way that gives the most understanding as well as invoking the most emotional response.
>Cover is floating heads of enemies telling Chris he will never find love
>Page 1 introduces his tendency to provide unnecessary quantitative data
>Page two shows him doing the impossible and getting a girlfriend as well as showcasing his artistic take on the proportions of the female body
>Page 3 is more showcasing of his art
>Page 4 introduces Rosechu and his scrapbook, which I would imagine would throw a first-time reader for a bit of a loop. Rosechu, clearly a fictional creation of his, shows up as a character, along with a scrapbook of all his Sonichu ideas INCLUDING Rosechu. And the human woman is not portrayed along with Rosechu, further giving the impression that she is some imaginary friend. This would supply the reader with something to speculate on: just what IS the world of Sonichu? The real world that shows his imaginary friends? Are they JUST imaginary or do they exist as living corporeal beings in this world? How did that happen? Is it a Toy Story sort of thing where they somehow just came to life? Or is this what Silent Hill is like when a high-functioning autist just happens to be passing through?
>Page 5 reveals that Chris made a comic in which he gets a girlfriend but is actually just pranking him, as well as continue the trend of Rosechu not interacting with anyone but Chris and thus perpetuating the reader's confusion, but she could hear stuff Chris couldn't, so maybe that would steer them closer to the truth of how boundaries between real and imaginary works in the world of Sonichu:it doesn't
>>82460237
I never got around to the one where he cures homosexuality.
>>82460237
Do the "battle." Episode 20, I think?
>>82460279
Ya gotta be more specific anon, he claims to "cure homosexuality" in every issue
>>82459855
>DA FREEDOM FRIES
>>82460409
>episode 20
CWC Defense?
>>82460441
The issue where he actually does it. It involves his pure heterosexual Virginian Cherokee blood being distributed. Haven't read it myself yet so I don't know too much about it.
Don't mean to be picky or force my procrastination with this series on you, just the first thing that came to mind. I'll stay for any issue.
Thanks for storytiming by the way.
>>82460498
Yes, yes. That one.
>>82460502
Fuck man, I can not find this. But I'm determined to get this to you, Anon, I'll show you every damn episode of I have to.
In the meantime, this >>82460506
>>82460635
Ah, the most Catholic of all activities: premarital sex inside a church.
>>82460635
Wow, this chapter is astonishingly long, imma have to double page this, expect delays in time and quality
I miss the weekly chris-chan update threads. I'm too lazy to look up what he does myself so I need others to spoonfeed me.
>>82460711
fucking double paging's not working
Just gonna have to run through this one, it's like 60 pages long
>>82460502
And you anon, you stay, there's only so many episodes, It can't be hard to find that one
>>82460851
>this is how Chris thinks women actually behave
>>82460906
>I would rather have a sex change operation than be homosexual
Oh...Chris, honey...
>>82460985
Is this when he completely randomly revealed that CWCville has a Transformers team?
>>82460906
>I would rather suffer a painful gender-change operation than ever be a homo
And by god he actually did it the absolute madman. Or at least he's attempting to.
Also he fucking knocked shit over in his hate speech goddamn.
>>82461064
>Do not try this at home
I can no longer tell if Chris is shitting me.
lol notice that most of the bad guys in page 47 are black.
>>82459229
>Oh yeah, Chris is the mayor.
This is really fucked up to read now after that Guy Delisle's "Pyogyang" storytime last week
>>82457742
>Rosechu just abruptly drops into his consciousness
Chris is just a really shitty writer and doesn't know how to bring characters into a story, but I always found that bit an especially creepy glimpse into his psyche
I drew like chris chan when I was in Third or Fourth grade, it's crazy looking back and seeing that chris's style hasn't changed in 10 years
>>82461346
Where the FUCK is the conversation going
>>82461346
>It's just dialogue
>>82461209
what the fuck even happened in this bit
>>82461536
Oh shit
>>82461590
There's 21 pages left, but fuck you guys I'm tired
Consider this a thrilling Sonichu cliffhanger
>>82457707
Sonichu would be perfectly understandable if Chris drew it when he was 5, the thing is he drew all these when he was like 20
>>82461751
This stuff is more like mid-20s.
Chris basically refuses to improve. He draws with markers and pens, crudely layers the dialogue in Comic Sans, and calls it a day.
>>82459083
Its a recurring theme with following CWC
Its wht I stopped bothering after a while. Following the ongoings of CWC is not worth it. Unless your only pleasure in life is to pick on the autistic
>>82457314
Looks like Morty in the corner
>>82461622
Thanks for storytiming
>>82457749
Don't be fearful, concerned, and sad, buddy. I'll protect you.
>>82461622
LIQUIIIIIIIIID!!
>>82459460
They come from the CWC in CWCville
>>82458296
>>Feeling bad for Chrischan
>>I legit laughed.
>>82459832
>Caesar salad
>with pickles
>and ranch dressing
>>82459603
Oh fuck, what if when we get to Heaven we find out Jesus vapes?
I can't risk it, Satan, you've got a new errand boy.
>>82462184
Aw geez Rick, we're stuck in an artists revenge fantasy.
What the fuck is this? Some retarded 12 year old made a shitty comic book?
>>82463067
*autists
>>82463069
We have such sights to show you.
>>82461621
Its cool, she wasn't really kill.
Pretty sure she was never real.
>>82463069
You're half right.
>>82458296
Trust me, the more you get to know chris, the more you'll realize how awful he is as a human being.
>>82461087
He's trying to be clever.
>>82461087
For the longest time Chris actually believed that Sonichu was a comic for children
What's wrong with this guy? this is cringe as fuck
>>82463240
>he doesn't know the saga of CWC
Anon, you're gonna have to sit down for this.
>>82463221
I thought he still does.
>>82459229
>>82458228
Does anyone remember that he seemed like he wanted to make out with Patti?
This is not what the doggo wanted.
>>82459289
No he had just spent all of his current check / amiibo money and didn't have cash to go see ratchet and clank that very second.
He stopped complaining once tugboat day rolled around.
>>82458997
>wow, my biological clock is fixed
What the flying fuck
>>82457314
Requesting this picture be drawn with Sonichu characters
>>82461221
>pilot free mechs
What? Too lazy to draw the pilots bailing and parachuting out of their mechs at the last minute like those 90s cartoons?
>>82460956
Wait, why isnt Chris the mayor if CWCVille
>>82457314
I get the feeling that, from instances such as this and many tumblr OCs, heterochromia is frowned upon because of some "special snowflake" reason.
Shame, would've liked to use it at some point for my own stuff.
>>82466350
Characters with heterochromia is one of the clearest signs of writers with autism and fanfiction tier characterisation.
>>82457786
He,
He didn't really use Sprung as a source of pickup lines on real girls
Right?
RIGHT??
>>82466211
He is.
He's just a very busy mayor and has his assistant do the light work while he handles the real issues like finding an 18 to 21 year old, non-smoking, non-niggo, CUTE, boyfriend-free girl to make a sweetheart from the ground up.
>>82466413
Yep. He even wrote into Nintendo Power telling them about how much it helped him.They actually published it, too.
>>82458191
>This actually happened
Oh
Ohhhhh
>>82458296
You might want to turn back while you can, man
>>82466403
Is there any way around this? Surely it can be accepted on some level.
He could have at least been functional had his parents raised him right. That truly is the sad part.
>>82465328
Why don't you do it? Not trying to be snarky, but even if you can't draw and have to use crayons, it would probably just emulate Chris' "style" better.
>>82466963
The reason it is stigmatized is the same reason people hate dead parents backstories: They've been overused to hell and back by edgy wannnabe kids on the internet.
Just wait for the hate to die down or just use it and not give a damn.
>>82466963
It is a real thing. I have partial heterochromia myself.
Just don't use it retardedly.
to think...at one point in my life, when i was struggling with finances, i was actually gonna make my own version of this to piss off chris and make money somehow.
pic related
>>82461229
Yep, I was wondering if he really "talked" with Rosechu in his mind when all of this happened.
>>82458997
And I thought Dresden Codak was hard to read correctly
>>82468683
Jimmy Hill is that you?
>>82465232
After he "graduated" college, his circadian rhythm became fucked all to hell from him doing nothing but drinking Mountain Dew, eating fast food, and playing vidya.
He thought a girlfriend would help him fix that.
>>82459289
>>82465200
He spent it all on a 400 dollar lego set.
>>82459063
as a writefag, all that dialogue is fucking with my head hard.
See, being weirdly specific about shit can work, but then there's stuff about science rooms and swapping stuff that had no introduction at all. It seems like there were a couple of very, very, VERY specific details that he felt were totally necessary and literally everything else was picked out and constructed at random.
god damnit, this is what insanity looks like.
>>82461035
>And by god he actually did it the absolute madman
what. WHAT?
>>82469016
So he's going to starve to death once Barb dies, right?
>>82468683
The fact alone that this is way better drawn that the source comic would drive CWC mad to the point he would make a TRUE and HONEST video denouncing your plagiarism
>>82469502
>very, very, VERY specific details that he felt were totally necessary
like the amount of chicken nuggets >>82457520?
>>82457314
> YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM LONELINESS HA! HA! HA!
if only you knew, Chris
>>82459832
>ceaser salad
>freedom fries
And I love Ranch Dressing, but I'm not sure if it'd be great for Caesar Salad
Haven't read anything in this thread, just came to say: I miss Sonichu. This shit is so fucking bat-shit crazy and just laughing and saying "what in the fuck" every other page is what I miss the most. And watching CWC attempt to put together a cohesive story and now (s)he just, what, makes amiibos? CWC needs to pick it back up.
>>82457641
He's just sitting in the middle of the mall on a bench. It doesn't even appear to be the food court area.
He's eating his exactly 8 nuggets...
And some random chick walks up like a teenager poorly dropping off a resume and says
>I heard that you were looking for a girl, right?
>>82461229
>>82468781
The page does literally contain
>Chuck Paladuck is also the director of the movie "Fight Club." (Rated R)
So...who wants to see homosexuality get cured?or whatever the fuck she retconned it to
>>82468683
i would read it
Please tell me we'll get around to the ancient prophecy issue. Because on top of being the usual stupidity, the Axe "ad" in the middle of it contains some of the best Sonichu lines ever.
>>82473098
Eh, there's no order around here, and OP seems to have fucked off, so why not?
>>82473400
>Milk ad
Now that's just precious
>>82473400
>may I orbit your belt
Every time. Just...I can't even
>>82473428
>>82473400
>did you bathe?
>nope, I just sprayed myself witha shitload of axe
This comic is the stuff dreams are made of.
>>82473470
And here we meet our unwilling subject of dedication, Sarah.
>>82473098
>>82473400
The best part is the implication that he doesn't take showers and instead just drowns himself in Axe.
>>82473509
>>82473517
>Drowning himself in deodorant used by DANG DIRTY HOMOS
.....The irony...
>>82473557
>>82473557
What the fuck is happening with that guy's beard? It looks like it's devouring him.
>>82460906
>He set his own fate
MY GOD
>>82470052
Chris is a girl now.
>>82473572
>>82473687
>>82473680
In his mind. He's still got that horribly bent duck tho.
>>82473705
Yes, the ancient Cherokians were led by gay roman cosplayers.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this.
>>82473726
Hehehe he looks like he has boobs
I've followed Chrischan for the longest time, I was still in Highschool when I first found out about him, around 07, 08. And Jesus. It has been a ride. I still check in time to time to see what our favorite autist is up to. Lately man...I could not have guessed how he'd end up.
>>82459067
Yes. He actually dropped to his knees and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the top of his lungs.
>>82473743
That's a...totally collected reaction to being turned into a furry.
