YOU CAN READ THAT WITH WHICHEVER DEFINITION OF THE WORD GETS YOU OUT OF THIS ROOM THE FASTEST
I'm shaking off the rust and dust and excited to get back in the swing of things. Thanks for your patience! Also big thanks to everyone who came by at SwarmCon, I had a ton of fun.
A blackout?
At this part of the year?
At this time of day?
In this part of the country?
Localized entirely within the teacher's lounge?
Ms. Baxter is so sexy
I have new doubt on whether Zack even planned this far before he got to today's page.
>>82454141
Damn, I chuckled
>>82454960
He's got an outline of everything that's going to happen but the writing gets done when he makes the page mostly or he thinks of something funny to put in.
>>82455443
Thanks for the info.I love your comic, don't let haters get you down
>>82455664
>implying
We scared Zack away from here. He's not coming back.
>>82453953
Did nobody ever make a thread about Zack's PLUG LIFE 2: DRAIN HARDER? Are Cucumber Quest threads that nonexistent?
>you will never fuck prince kelp
>>82454141
Can I see it?
>>82455811
>implying he can stay away when he knows there's a forbidden realm of relentless criticism to any author with more curiosity than self-esteem
>>82453953
Why do you keep naming the file para.png?
Whatchu got against the original filenames?
>>82455925
>you will never fuck prince kelp
The only attractive person in that comic is Nightmare Knight.
>>82455925
Cucumber Quest threads turn into bitching about Gigi immediately. You can't have threads on it.
>>82456018
Because I can? Because it's easier to find a file when you know what it's called?
>>82456128
>saying this in a pnat thread
>>82456211
We talk about things other than bitching about Zack. We haven't had a thread like that in a while.
What if Hijack's just acting confused as Jeff?
>>82456350
Why would he have been obsessed with getting to the office-office then
>>82455976
>Can you see the absence of light
No
>>82456211
CQ threads reach bump limit discussing nothing but shit gigi says on twitter and atrocities she committed at cons
>>82456386
Well he knows there are a bunch of people who are onto him. If he can evade detection long enough for them to come to a false conclusion, he wins practically by default with no more effort than wailing a bit.
>>82456982
Anon. Why did they become on-to-him in the first place? What goal was he pursuing when they caught on?
>>82456797
guess people are still mad about her never finishing the persona comic
>>82457124
Don't start please
>>82457124
I'm more mad there's no MGS4/full Peace Walker comic
>>82456018
>That picture
The fuck.
>>82457229
And yet she did one for Portable Ops.
That said, mocking MGS4/PW/TPP is almost TOO easy. She just made the mistake of not acknowledging her previous work at all.
>>82453953
Man, I know /co/ rags on it, but I love this comic. Every update brings a smile to my face.
>>82457611
because it's being written like one of those weekly gag comics
The guy's built so much lore and introduced so many characters in previous chapters that it just feels weird seeing it progress at a glacial pace.
So, GSU anon. Did you see Zack at Swarmcon?
>>82457788
..i wonder what someone that is reading it for the first time must think. Something like, "wait.. where's the rest of it? i Must know!"
>>82457961
Relatedly we had an archive reader thread Sunday. >>82380875
I love this shit.
>>82457921
Oh yeah. We need followup on this.
>>82457611
It's still one of my favorite comics. I don't really have any problems with it. I rarely complain.
>>82458791
the only thing i don't like is how the art style changing has made most characters have sameface. All the kids, at least.
>>82458851
They had sameface before though. Now he's trying to vary them.
>>82458009
Someone in there brought up how Zack may not be changing the schedule based on people checking to get more ad revenue and I am 90% sure Zack is not that smart or evil.
>>82459198
I'm glad he designed the main characters before he went on his whole WACKY design kick, honestly. I think he overcompensated for the sameface and tried too hard with some of these newer characters, like Anteater Miss Bitters.
Paranatural's coloring is getting way too pale
It almost makes the pages look unfinished
>>82459369
That one is the only one I think looks too ridiculous. She doesn't even look human anymore. All the other ones like the Principal look fine.
>>82455925
there was one earlier >>82446555
>>82455925
>Just like Scott Pilgrim
I lost my shit
>>82459591
>Fuck sake, he doesn't even to backgrounds any more.
>I'm not that against it, I think it worked for Kubo
>>82458851
What you talking about. Eyes are fairly unique aren't they?
Where's that pic of everyone with different hairdos but you can tell them apart by their faces.
>>82459591
>>82448353
>why is cucumber dreaming about nautilus's dad being a hot child that wants to fuck his dad
>
>what the fuck zack
>>82459591
http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/guest-4-zack-morrison/
https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/726943954042773505
https://twitter.com/gigideegee/status/726940575631478784
https://twitter.com/paranaturalzack/status/726937163896635394
essential author commentary.
I didn't notice final destination or baby carrot 'get it?' at first.
>>82460026
See. 2013. Johnny Vegeta and pals.
Even in today's page, the 4 clubsters clearly have completely distinguishable eyes even if you take away their hair and clothes.
>baby carrot
>>82461818
Matryoshka lady and her friend's adventures need to be shown eventually. At least in one panel as an aside.
I should dump more vintage pnat OC
>>82455925
>Cuco's mom
>>82462030
It was an OC heavy update
>>82462173
This is half for desu's sake really.
>>82462203
mexican oc
>>82453953
The only thing that made this funny is that at first I saw the bottom middle panel as him being in tighty whiteys with his hairy legs showing.
>>82462234
think short filename guy cropped it
>>82462278
That's some imagery.
>>82462281
>>82462339
>>82462359
>>82462409
quantum face mystery
>>82462438
cracka high as fuck
>>82462453
The mystery of le zack face, and what happened to his luxurious ginger curls that JR drew.
>>82462465
This was just a mistake.
>>82453953
>WHAT SAY WE EVACUATE TOGETHER?
Spender, that's very lewd of you.
>>82459369
>anteater Miss Bitters.
How does she feed herself with a nose that long + a chin that thick?
>>82456018
This book is a cultural and moral biohazard, but I can't help but wanting to take a peek into it. Especially at...
>IMAGINE selfies have been outlawed, making Kim Kardashian a freedom fighter who needs your help in bringing justice and good lighting to the people.
...just for the riffs.
>>82455925
>>82456128
I feel that CQ is kinda too safe for 4chan's demographics anyway.
>>82461818
Reel-Girl's hair reminds me of Stromae's do in his "tous les memes" MV.
>>82462539
>>82462639
>>82462656
>>82462681
>>82462689
>>82462570
We used to have CQ threads before. I don't know what happened. They were nice and we got some OC.
>>82462708
>>82462738
forgot
>>82462203
Here, for Desu too.
>>82462738
>lisa used to be cute
I'd almost forgotten.
>>82463120
It hurts
>>82463120
>>82463196
Abandon [z/h]ack who has abandoned you. Become enlightened.
>>82462689
I just noticed that he touched his nose. It's the little things.
>>82462715
Wacky face?
>>82462715
What OC?
>>82462715
Or the mystery troll? >>62951436
>>82463547
>wacky
>straight man
Just come right out and call it bokke and tsukomi please. It's like schadenfreude, if another language beats you to perfectly defining something just run with their word, rather than moping around with half descriptions.
Wacky face is wacky face though. As Zack shows you can do it without tsukomi-boke. Just make EVERYTHING increasing levels of wacky for lines and lines of dialogue on end.
>>82463610
>They did this nice thing
>"B-B-B-BUT THEY'RE RACISTS!"
>>82463586
Just some OC
>>82463691
That argument could be constructed the opposite way just as easily.
>>82463691
>"TH-THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE! THEY DID A NICE THING ONCE!"
>Yeah, but they're also racist
>>82463086
I forgot about this one.
>>82463691
>>82463776
I think it comes down to a fundamental misunderstanding of what this place is, and that it's not a hivemind. Shit, a lot of people HERE still don't understand that.
>>82463815
anonanim never finished the classroom desk one, only the leash one.
>>82463895
>>82454489
Perfection
>>82463802
>>82463895
Admit it, y'all niggas really want stuff like pic related to show up here eventually do you.
>>82464025
(I mean explicit fan-yaoi between these two, not the maymay.)
>>82464025
No. Shota is for degenerates unless there's an older woman involved.
>>82464025
>eventually
lightningrod scratching and clawing at each other.png
>>82464212
I forget why this is here.
>>82464247
>>82464101
i'll be honest, i really hope there's NO romantic subplots, there are enough webcomics, actual comics, and other fiction out there already dealing with romance and shit, i just want a comic about a group of kids and their adventures with spirits.
So many things end up awful because the creator starts shipping, just have a look at what happened to Homostuck.
>>82464262
Zack said there won't be any relationships amongst the kids.
>>82464259
>>82464262
updates too slowly for anything but shenanigans
>>82464283
i dont even mean just between the kids, i mean at all, no date bullshit, no 'secret admirer' and no more fucking love arrows (except for comedy like the train, that shit was golden)
>>82464286
can't believe I forgot this. Though it's missing quite a few important reaction shots still.
>>82464331
We'll at least find out what Spender's romantic sitch is an it'll probably come up minorly but I don't see it being big.
>>82464381
>>82464409
>>82453953
Remember when this comic was about sports? Probably the most cringy part in this comic. I'm so glad we're over that and that Zack has learned how not to write a story.
>>82464628
>Being this hurt from hypeball.
>>82461818
Eh, the hair color helps too. I would have thought that Isaac is Cody if his hair wasn't ginger.
Has zack ever made any tutorials or guides on how he draws? His faces are gold
>>82464262
I kinda concur. Friendships can tend to be a powerful driven force for characters anyway. Like SpongeBob, or Durarara!!I just began the latter, and s1 ep5 really touched my manly heart ;_;.
>>82464743
There used to be one, [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4gDLRe46w0 ]...but it had gone private. Must've been since Zack had uploaded his Patreon promo vid on that channel.
>>82464894
>Friendships can tend to be a powerful driven force for characters anyway. Like SpongeBob
I forgot examples...see "Nature Pants", where Sandy and Patrick do desperate stuff to get SpongeBob to stop his feral living with the jellyfish.
>>82461818
>that Starchman
Why must he hide those beautiful lips behind that modest, humble mustache?
>>82453953
OH LOOK IT'S ONE OF THOSE "WE GET FROM A SERIOUS SITUATION TO A FUNNY SITUATION WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE MAKING WACKY FACES"
seriously
>>82464972
Zarei's dad being sad that she won't eat lunch with him was a serious situation?
>>82464409
Ah yes, I remember the artist who made this...I liked her artstyle.
>>82455925
>making a plug literally on splashmaster's head
>so removing it will probably make a hole in his skull
That's pretty brutal.
Zack's wrist is a lie.
>>82462689
>Bop it!
>Punch it!
>Grab it!
>Slap it!
