>The Day CoulGwen Died Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 19: "Failed Experiments" [May 3rd]
>Loyalties are tested and the S.H.I.E.L.D. team must seek a decisive resolution to the looming Hive threat.
Tonight we also are getting a extended sneak peek at Civil War. For our yurofriends, pls don't spoil us. For everyone else, you might wanna check it out this weekend as next week is the tie in episode.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
* Marvel's Most Wanted was picked up as a new series!*
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
And our final eps:
Ep 20: "Emancipation" [May 10th]
>In the aftermath of the events of Captain America: Civil War, S.H.I.E.L.D. feels pressure to reveal their involvement with Inhumans. But with the stakes higher than ever and Hive growing stronger, the team is tested in ways they could never anticipate.
Ep 21: "Absolution"/ "Ascension" [May 17th] (2 Hour Season Finale)
>It’s a showdown a season in the making as S.H.I.E.L.D. takes on Hive. With Hive’s master plan finally revealed, the team must spring into action. Who will live and who will die?”
"Absolution" was originally called "Forgiven". Just kind of interesting they changed it.
Who else is ready for Agents of TRUMP tonight?
>>82452931
Trump already won Indiana apparently. The only interruption I can see this week is when they announce if Hillary or Bernie won.
Will Daisy destroy SHIELD with her Stand SHAKE IT UP?
Kree are coming. Are you hyped? You should.
>>82452931
Nothing could possibly be as bad as it was for me last week. Living in PA, my ABC station had a ticker that took up 1/5th of the screen about polling results that was there for the ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW.
Agents of S.T.E.P.H.A.N.O.P.O.U.L.O.S. standing by.
>>82452828
one of her shoulders is much further extended then the other
>>82452828
I'm unreasonably put off by the fact that their hook for the last arc is teasing character death. They already wrote off two characters this season for a spin-off that might not even happen, I don't care to lose more.
>>82454553
I agree, but so far both SHIELD finales have been pretty damn good at subverting expectations about plot.
Unless it's a double bluff, then...
>>82453799
Strategic Trump Election Press Host And News Orator Politics Office Under Lead Orange Scrotus.
>>82453726
The week prior was worse, if you lived in the north east.
They would interrupt the show, then "return" to the last 3 seconds before a commercial break. Once the commercials ended, the show would come back for 5 more seconds, and then they interrupted it again.
I'd didnt fucking stop until the last 15 minutes of the episode {Which includes commercial breaks}
So, maybe 9 minutes total had aired.
>>82454553
They'll kill Daisy and bring her back as the emissary of space Inhumans with a phoenix force knock-off power boost. Since the movie got dropped they're probably gonna use it as an arc spanning a couple seasons.
Sweetness, no interruption.
And now time for Marvel's Agents of Trump
>>82454884
Based Will
Kree Reapers and origin story.
>Your reward is to be human test subjects
ha
>created through infusion of Kree Blood
>Coulson has been infused with Kree Blood
>it's not the same
Man, Lincoln remains as douchey as ever.
COULSON IS GONNA GET INHUMAN POWERS
BTFO LINCOLN LOGS
Good Shot.
fuck this anti theft player bullshit it never works. does anyone have a working streaM?
>>82455031
>man
>machine
>inhuman powers
Coulson is getting the lions share of powers. I like it.
>>82452828
Hive's town looks bretty comfy
>CIVIL WAR
NAME DROP
>>82455160
Not as good as a hotel would have been.
>civil war
>civil war
wink wink
>which led to Civil War™
>led to Captain America 3: civil war
Really?
Ward using the syndrome logic
HIVE confirmed for socialist shit
ewwwwww
Welp, that didn't work.
This is so grusome
>>82455118
shake it bake it booty quake it
That guy became Meltman
WELL THAT CLEARLY WORKED WELL.
Well.
>AND MELT MAN, WITH THE POWER TO MEEEEEELT
Well.
That didn't work.
>>82455234
Does it really count as socialist if you are the immortal god-emperor of your people?
>>82455216
>which led to Marvel's Captain America: Civil War™
MELTMEN
WITH THE POWER TO
MEEELT
10 minutes in and I'm already forced to post this. Hot damn
Agents of SHIELD is more disturbing than most TV-MA shows. Niggas get their faces crushed and melted every week.
>Truly, we became Captain America: Civil War™.
>>82453010
Cruz just dropped out, RNC announced he is the nominee and Trump is gonna do his victory speech in a few moments. Gonna be a slow thread.
>>82455190
Can't there be a hotel in the town?
How is this show even on ABC?
>>82455118
Any of may?
>>82455277
It'd basically just be a more efficient version of communist Russia under Stalin.
First Barry now... that guy. What a way to go.
>>82455284
Even Game of Thrones shied away from showing a pretty violent death this week, and we just watched someone melt on primetime ABC....
>>82455323
Not as lewd, but yes.
>>82455319
Apparently you can get away with more if you air 9 PM or later, which is why they pushed the show back an hour.
>>82455280
>>82455332
>>82455266
>>82455323
nah she's had a decent career so she's been able to stay classy and not slut it up like Chloe
>>82455366
Fantastic. Thank you.
I HAVE A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND SHE'LL BE DEAD BY THE END OF THE EPISODE.
>>82455308
There is still Kasich.
*snort*
R E D S H I R T S
DON'T LOOK MARION
When are mac and daisy gonna bang?
>not just dropping a nuke or a helicarrier strike on Hive
>>82455374
I would have guessed they did it to prevent competition with The Flash since there's an audience overlap.
Speaking of socialism Bernie just won Indiana, a state Clinton was leading in
>>82455427
do we need more blacked
>>82455414
No, he needs to win at least 8 states to be considered unless they change the rules and with the RNC endorsing him they will not.
>>82455438
Possible that that was the reason, and they're just making the best of it by being extra violent.
>>82455319
>How is this show even on ABC?
Disney owns both ABC and Marvel that's how.
Which technically makes Daisy a Disney Princess.
>>82455434
A black hole cannon.
>I thought Aussies hated American beer.
>Only when we have to pay for it!
>>82455323
>>82455399
She was young once too.
>Coulson asking Fitz for neutral opinion
Based Son of Coul
BOOP BOOP BOOPBreaking News: ABC projects senator Bernie Sanders will win.
Thanks for your fantasy politics bracket, ABC.
>>82455481
Like that has stopped him so far. He will keep running as long as George Soros pays him to.
I like how clone girl's double has her face hidden by a support beam.
Why couldn't ABC have done an election bumper several episodes ago instead of interrupting us?
>>82455475
Good, I'd hate to have to vote for Trump to keep her out of office.
15 minutes late, what did I miss?
the balls on Batiatus
>>82455527
well at least they didn't break away to have newscasters tell us
>>82455280
>>82455332
Alright I need that footage of meltman melting the bullets with the action theme audio playing
>>82455573
Hive made soup
>>82455566
>voting against Wardog
Im getting high evolutionary vibes from this guy
>>82455573
Batiatus and Hive are replicating the Kree experiment to make new Inhumans. A guy melted on the first try because they need Kree blood.
Looks like Hive is going to call the Kree.
they keep panning to that qt SHIELD agent, she gonna go out real ugly aint she?
>>82455620
Take it to /pol/ nerd.
>fitzsimmons already falling apart
FUCK THIS NO
>Summoning Kree for fresh Kree DNA
Absolute madmen
Lincoln continues to be a fucking idiot.
THE QUICKENING
Good night, Taser Ward!
whelp....
>Lincoln's face when
Agents of SWIFT
>>82455652
Thanks Senpai
I BLAME MAY FOR THIS
ALSO NICE FACEPLANT COMMERCIAL GIRL.
>>82455679
That's not falling apart, that's how relationships are
>>82455573
Bernie Sanders
Looks like someone whizzed on the electric fence.
Dazzler is listening to wrong music
Quick someone make a retard dog edit for Lincoln
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
I feel like Alice Through the Looking Glass is gonna bomb
I feel like the first Alice in wonderland wasn't good enough to make another
That trailer was made for people with ADHD
>Battlebots is still a thing
Wait, WHAT?!
Another Ward bites the dust.
BATTLEBOTS
>>82455772
I feel that as well
the first one wasn't that great but lucked out by jumping on the 3D bandwagon at just the right time
>All that destroyed medical equipment
In my headcanon, Nick Fury built this base above a mine full of rich raw materials, which are then mined and sold to fund all this RND and equipment.
>>82455774
It made like a billion dollars
Battle bots huzzah!
>>82455772
>>82455774
Never saw the first one, thought it looked like shit and Alice in Wonderland is a terribly stupid and dull story to begin with.
>>82455780
>still a thing
It stopped being a thing for a long time, then got a revival, then stopped again, and not it is back for its forth revival
She triggered his Aussie-ness
>All the late 20s and early 30 year old characters hit on Agent May, who is in her 50s.
Discount Aussie Gambit
Oh wow so he's gambit.
>>82455810
You'd expect that they'd release a sequel within 3 years, not 6 years later.
Stupid accent and blowing shit up. When's he gonna throw playing cards?
>>82455874
Well hes still better than Origins Gambit
>>82455872
>implying you wouldn't
shit I'm surprised the female agents haven't tried hitting on her
>>82455872
Cougar powers.
Hes supposed to be the Inhuman Hellfire right?
>>82455733
I wouldn't know.;-;
>>82455872
In fairness she is pretty well preserved.
>>82455923Yeah, I would. I would so hard.
>>82455872
She's still beautiful, especially if you've got a fetish for older women.
>>82455891
He's Hellfire, he's not going to play small.
FUCKING hive can see may though gambit
>>82452828
Wow, Lincoln looks like shit.
>Ziggy Stardust
r.i.p
LOBOTOMY!
>tfw Fitz or Simmons will die because everything is going too well for them
>>82455944I don't from experience, just from watching everyone I know have them. I'm still a virgin at 27 ;_;
>Hive is Ziggy Stardust
He's acting EXACTLY like gambit.
I cant recall, what happened to Lash again?
trap
RIP MACK
HAHA TIME FOR KREE
Here come the SMURFS
OOOGA CHAKKA
It's a trap
>>82455991
DON'T SAY THAT!
>>82455958
And enjoy being hit with a pool cue.
HAPPENING!
These niggas are blue
What happened to the Kree?
at&tfu~
AWWW YEAH WE KREE NOW
Man Id kill to see the Kree/Skrull war.
>>82456035
>Blue Kree - Hooked on a Feeling
IT'S ACCUSING TIME
Oh hey it's BMG.
Well the Kree are here. They've been building this up since half way through season one.
>>82456020
he's off killing other Inhumans
but it has been forced down our throats that every Inhuman serves a purpose, even Lash, and that Lash is probably bred to counter HIVE
>>82456020
Closed in SHIELD base, after he said goodbyes to May.
>>82456083
But best Accuser was killed by the power of friendship
>domo alleygato
Watson is a weaboo.
DOMO ALLY GATO
>>82455943
Yeah, but instead of a flaming chain, they seem to have gone the "knockoff Gambit" route with his powers.
>>82455872
She's Asian man. They don't start aging until they are like 65.
>>82456149
Inhumans are just bargain bin X-Men anyway, so it fits the trend.
>>82456173
It's true.
>>82456020
SHIELD has him locked up. They're likely going to bust him out to take down Hive in the season finale.
Previously, on Agents of XCOM
>PANIC
>PANIC
>PANIC
>we're not going to take a moment and let that set in
This chick is getting way too many lines to be left alive by the end of the episode.
NotMaddox, with the power to die repeatedly.
KREE ARE METAL AS FUCK
So no one is worried that these Kree will alert the damn Empire?
>>82456235
>>82456246
New York City was already attacked by an army of aliens led by a Norse god, why is she shocked?
damn it mack
God DAMN
>daisy can hurt a kree with her puncheds
how?
>>82456293
because she wasnt there first hand dummy
>>82456293
Rookie panic. Always bet on it.
SKYE METAL AS FUCK TOO
>>82456235
>>82456246
"Game over man! Game over!"
Mary Sue Poots just crippled a smurf.
super advanced alien race, comes down with no high-tech weaponery just an axe
Time for Neo Ward
>Kree supposed to be Asgardian tier
>taken out by an Inhuman
Mack gets captured and used for the next experiment.
Yes or very yes?
will Mac become inhuman with a shotgun axe find out next time on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
>papa smurf
>>82456313
Quake can level mountains if she goes all out man.
INHUMAC INCOMING
>>82456313
She literally shattered his spine with a shockwave m8
i'm not ready for mac to die
inb4 new Inhumans made from this Kree DNA strain are Immune to Hive's powers
>She fucking broke it's spine with shockwaves
jesus christ
>spine duster beam
>>82456362
yeah but she was punching him at first not vibrating him. We saw the apparently weaker kree guy fight Sif. She shouldn't be able to punch it.
>>82456336
when were te kree asgard tier? the gotg wrecked a bunch of them.
Mac isn't becoming an Inhuman, because all blacks on this show die
>>82456385
>inb4 they actually say this in the promo for next week's episode
>>82456399
It's also temporary.
>>82456330
But anon,
Axes are high-tech.
>>82456330
>>82456336
That being said, those two are in stasis since millenia, if not eons.
>>82456338
>>82456341
>They turn one arm into a shotgun and the other into an axe.
>Beacon awakens dormant Kree Reapers on satellite.
>They die, distress signal alerts empire
>They send Kree Sentry 459
>>82456422
SHIELD encountered a Kree before, he beat the fuck out of Sif, but then again that Kree was actually smart enough to bring some Kree tech and not just a fucking axr
>>82456330
Nigga they came down like a millenia ago
>>82456336
Speaking of which, shouldn't Thor or Asgard care about this a little more than not at all? I know Odin is Loki and everything but you'd think someone would have noticed that Kree death pod chilling in the galaxy.
Actually come to think of it, how come Asgard and Odin didn't stop the Kree from fucking around with humanity in the first place?
>>82456493
still they can travel to different planets and make inhumanes and the best weapon tehy have is an axe??
>>82456421
As I understand it, most inhumans have near Cap level strength and endurance, and his is supposed to be peak human physicality. I could be wrong though.
>>82456481
Well these are kree from thousands of years ago
>>82456504
back in the day the war with the Frost Giants took precedence and all of Odin's attention
Tell her you love her, Mac you fucking retard.
Mac about to get Han Solo's :(
>>82456504
Maybe that was after they fucked off back to Asgard
>>82456554
THIS
H
I
S
OH FUCK MACK WAS RIGHT, DAISY IS RESISTING HIVE
>>82456554
Kill her Mac.
Damn Daisy
DEAD
BLACK
PEOPLE
Too bad Hive won't takeover a Kree body
A second face melt.
Come on, lets see some real Squid Ward
That is the second face melting scene in this episode. Jesus fuck.
>I'm with you to the end of the line, Daisy
did she just kill him?
>>82456663
muh budget
Why wouldn't someone just shoot her?
still wondering why Coulson isn't telling the president to Nuke HIVE
>>82456702
they did
>>82456702
...they did.
Jesus Lincoln is a whiny bitch
The rocket pod room is just too stupid.
Okay, why the hell does the swat chick keep getting lines?
Did she win an essay contest or something?
>>82456747
who gives a shit, she's cute
>>82456731
>>82456733
Dead?
Mack is gonna be Deathlok
Oh man, Season 1 callbacks.
>>82456770
no just winged. they had to get away before squid ward came
>that bare shoulder
too lewd
oh shit that's right, probably getting a civil war scene
>drain me
REAL HUMAN BEAN
QUAKE: MOTHER OF INHUMANS
Is this real human bean?
>>82452828
>Loyalties are tested
Does that even need to be written as a description for an episode of AoS?
Isn't that par for the course?
>stay tuned for more Marvel
Man, Gregg really said that half-heartedly.
>>82456254
Well thats because we need a new female lead for a while.
>Stay tuned for more Marvel
oh mai
