Holy shit the stakes were low
Almost like a filler movie just to introduce SM and BP.
Literally nothing happens and at the end the avengers are separated...just like in Age of Ultron. But somehow they were all together in this movie. Why would they ignore the fact that everyone went separated ways in AoU? How long will last CW separation?
I really hope the twink-men saves the year or this is literally going to be the most promising and most disappointing year for capes ever.
>>82437681
It's not an Avengers movie. It's a Captain America movie.
>>82437714
Could have fooled me considering the only one with a developed character in the movie is Tony.
>>82437681
>expecting big stakes in capeshit
Stop this meme.
The avengers are split into a vigilante group and the "official" avengers.
Tony and Steve are not friends anymore, Steve just gave him a phone to call whenever something bigger than their fight comes up (Thanos).
Tony lost Pepper, his friends, his family (again) and his freedom to the government.
Steve lost his best friends, his team is now illegal, and his past is gone forever now.
The "sperate ways" they had both in avengers 1 and 2 were just them going home, anon. Stark supposedly wants to retire (not doing so made Pepper leave him).
Also, Marvel movies are lighthearted and fun, and this movie was depressive and serious, which, for a fun universe, means the impacts were deep.
The problem is with your standars for "stakes". What did you want, OP?
>>82437681
>Literally nothing happens
C'est le kino, mon ami.
>>82437714
A Cap movie that needs all the Avengers in it? Jeez.
>>82439319
>this movie was depressive and serious
>>82439327
because the stakes are more personal this time, dipshit
>nothing happens
>avengers are separated
nice consistency there
>>82437681
>95% RT
>>82437681
>the stakes were low
What kind of criticism is this? Quality is irrelevant to this.
The motivations were legit, and on a personal level, that's what matters.
>>82439438
>Quality is irrelevant
It shows...
>>82439319
>and this movie was depressive and serious
No it wasnt. It was literally the Quippening. The only sad moment was Tony losing to Cap at the end of the movie.
>>82439391
Just like in the last movie. Guess how much it lasted?
>>82439438
"Stakes" are just an shitposter synonym for "death toll"
>>82437681
Thanks for your opinion, kid. I'm sure Dr. Strange will finally fulfill your prophecy of the MCU dying.
>>82439566
>the magic dying
Fixed, but considering that tumblr is ripping the movie to pieces already, it could be another ugly blow to the MCU.
Stop criticizing Marvel
Be happy we're even getting these guys on the big screen
Marvel are doing this for YOU
Self entitled movie goers are the worst.
>>82439620
But if Marvel are doing this for ME, I have the right to be a self entitled movie goer!
>>82439343
I posted what happens. And the overall tone of the movie was not funny or comedic.
>>82439662
Pure Snyder, yeah.
>>82439605
>tumblr is ripping the movie to pieces already
who gives a flying fuck? They're just pissed about the whitewashing stuff, which the majority of the population are unaware of/don't give a shit about.
>>82439524
>AoU
>more personal stake
literally what, it was basically the same just like the original Avengers. They didn't really explore the personal stakes in that one, even the civil war between Tony and Steve only implied. They basically reconciled in the end
>>82439524
They didn't go their separated ways Last movie, lightbulb.
>>82439605
Yes, yes, it'll be hilarious when this shit flops. I wonder if you guys will ever get tired of being wrong.
>>82439697
tumblr is the MCU's target audience, dude. Look at all that diversity!
>>82439718
Your bait is bad.
>>82439718
It's too gay to fail.
>>82439718
I disliked the movie but it has all the ingredients from the money making formula. There is literally no chance in hell this flops. This is easily making 1.3m.
Avengers Quips + simple plot + Spider-man quips= infinite ammounts of money
>>82439759
And it gets boring.
>>82439566
These movies are devoid of quality. It is already dead inside.
>>82439759
>Avengers Quips + simple plot + Spider-man quips= infinite ammounts of money
I'm OK with the lots of money, but why do critics praise them as if they were John Ford films?
/tv/'s going all out today. For patricians, they only ever seem to talk about superheroes, Star Wars, and Game of Thrones.
>>82439832
Quality = Mountains of skulls
>>82439759
The movie didn't have many quips. It was more of an action movie.
People pretending it's the same as Avengers probably didn't watch the movie.
>>82439524
Sir, if you want to hate the movie, you will.
But if you want to argue, then come on, Civil War had little to no quips.
>>82439752
>Scarlet Witch can fly
>this guy can only jump
MASTER OF THE MYSTIC ARTS!
>>82439700
>They didn't really explore the personal stakes in that one,
Yes, they did.
>>82439703
>They didn't go their separated ways Last movie, lightbulb.
In AoU? Yeah they did. Tony isn't a part of the roster at the end, Rhodes is.
>>82439891
C'mon, mate. We know this thread isn't for discussion. It's for collecting (You)s.
>>82439319
>Tony and Steve are not friends anymore
after the love letter steve sends tony, they are friends again
>Tony lost Pepper, his friends, his family (again) and his freedom to the government.
tony promised pepper to never use the suit again, he could go into teleoperator, but no, hack lazy writing; vision is still with him
>Steve lost his best friends, his team is now illegal, and his past is gone forever now.
his friend is in cryo, not dead, he has a new gf
>this movie was depressive and serious
then why people laugh at the theaters when tony screams at steve? people cant take marvel seriously, they think everything must be a joke, stop that meme, this movie is not serious
>>82439891
>The movie didn't have many quips
the airport scene was 50% quips
>>82439891
Compared to TWS is The quippening. But yes, it wasnt as bad as avengers.
>>82440010
I told you that the airport scene was the Devil's work, /co/. I told you.
>>82439970
Hey, are you the anti-Gwenpool poster? You've got the same shitty, non-native writing style.
>>82439907
>yes, they did
please elaborate
>>82439970
>then why people laugh at the theaters when tony screams at steve?
So much fucking this. If it was so serious and didnt have quips then how come the whole theatre laughed each 30 seconds?
>>82440040
>liking Gwenpool
Weeaboo much?
>>82440056
>capes
>not laughable
Wake up, /co/.
>>82440028
They all fit in right though, it didn't have the problem other movies had where all the characters were Tony.
And you can't expect a movie with Spiderman and MCU Lang to be humorless really. Even Tony gave it a rest and yet people whine about it like they want it to be an edgy grimderp depressionfest when there is a 15 yo spiderman right in the middle of it.
>>82440063
I'll just call you Gwen-chan from now on.
>>82440055
It is admittedly subtle but I like where they're going with Steve and the idea that he just can't adjust to living in peace time. It casts all his actions in a different light; is he doing stuff to solve problems, or to prolong conflicts and give himself a continued sense of purpose?
The thing that I think nobody wants to admit is that by itself AoU isn't great but it does benefit immensely especially characterization wise, from the context of the other movies.
>>82440088
That sounds like a chan board for fans of Harley ripoffs.
>>82440095
>AoU is 2deep4u
>>82440056
The only really funny parts were before the climax, during the airport scene and around it. And that bit had Antman and Spiderman.
The other 2 hours were pretty serious.
>>82437750
I thought they both were.
>>82440010
Define the word "quip".
>>82440010
>one scene of the movie is fun and lighthearted (for SOME characters)
>muh movie is a quipfest
I get that you want a 40K movie, but this is a Marvel movie.
>>>/tv/
>>82440079
>Even Tony gave it a rest
No, not really. And I never talked about Spider-man, I understand is part of the character.
>>82440150
>this is a Marvel movie
That is to say, a quipfest.
>>82440122
one line jokes
>>82437681
How did this get such a high rating? I honestly believe something jewy has taken place backstage
>>82440108
>>AoU is 2deep4u
Nope, it's shallow as fuck. But it's still got some nice gems in it that really only exist thanks to an extracurricular context.
Like I remember reading once that the Russo's ghostwrote the scene with Falcon and I can believe that because it plays off his characterization and role in WS more than I'd be willing to give Whedon credit for.
And there's a shitload of misses in the characterization too. Mostly around Widow and Banner. But as shit as they are, the movie does nail Tony and Steve's character progression.
>>82440165
Gwen-chan, you can't play the quip card ALL the time. You have to save it for the right moment, like a slow clap.
>>82440171
Define the word "jokes".
>>82440162
Yeah, really. He did. The "quips" Tony made, name them. He was his dick self but the only """ quips""" Tony made were telling Spidey to shut up.
Aside feom that name quips, what quips the had in the first 15 min of the movie?
Come on
>>82440165
No, it wasn't a fucking quipfest. The entire theater was silent for everything aside of the scenes directly before the airport and the airport itself.
The movimento simply wasn't humorless. It was serious but it wasn't humorless, those are different things.
>>82440183
>Nope, it's shallow as fuck
Ah, OK.
>>82440202
Oops! I accidentally filtered "gwen-chan"whatever that means
>>82440180
Gwen-chan, the "bribing critics" meme was like, two weeks ago.
>>82440209
oh shit I didnt knew you were this autistic, Im sorry, I hope this post is symmetrical
>>82440224
>The entire theater was silent
So the quips were unfunny as fuck. Oh god.
>>82440225
It means you are a dickbag who keeps pretending the movie was something it wasn't.
>>82440229
What do you mean by Gwen-chan?
>>82440224
>Give me back my Rhodey!
Doesnt help the fact that marvel forces him to do stupid faces for internet gifs and reaction images. Yes, you know which one Im talking about. It was literally meme b8.
>>82440234
Gwen-tan, take another year of English please. It'll improve your shitposting greatly.
>>82437681
Both the first and second Avengers movies establish that they're not a constant team. They're a team that splits apart, then reassembles when a given task is too big for them to handle on their own.
Now, the real question is, how could Thor fight the dark elves, Cap fight S.H.I.E.L.D, and Tony fight Killian, all on their own, but they somehow all needed to assemble to take down a bunch of rogue Hydra bases?
>>82440241
>baiting this hard
Okay dude, give it a rest. You think you are being funny and witty but you are not.
>>82440252
He's so butthurt that he made up a word to define that people who don't adore the MCU god.
>>82440247
It wasn't good, that's for sure.
>>82440257
see? got you triggered by autism grammar
>>82440268
>You think you are being funny and witty but you are not.
So I'm like a MCU movie? Yuck.
>>82440263
Crap writing, simply.
>>82440272
Gwen-sama, why so tsun-tsun? If you want a laughing Evans deep and warm inside you, please just ask!
>>82440095
you mean the dream sequence? it was literally just a ploy to disturb the team's focus by exploring the character's deepest fear. It was served only as subtle characterization and didn't have anything to do with the main plot. It completely halt the movie
>>82440290
>So I'm like a MCU movie? Yuck.
ITT: /co/ gets baited by /tv/ and falls for it every time
>>82440295
If that makes you happy...
>>82440256
>Give me back my Rhodey!
I laughed because ANTS IS BASED
>>82440276
No, you literally don't know what a quip or a joke is
>>82440295
>>82440290
>>82440272
>I disliked the movie
>therefore I have the right to make up shit about it
What did you expect the movie to be exactly? 100% serious all the time? Murder and violence?
Jesus man we get that you idiots wants a grimderp movie, the solution is simple, don't watch non grimderp movies.
Go to /tg/ and wank about the imperium or go to /tv/ and wank about batfleck.
>>82440321
Its a /tv/ tells them their flicks are shit but /co/ gets buttravaged and starts talking about colorful costumes episode
>>82440339
Gwendolyn is from Brazil or China or something. Please be kind to her.
>>82437681
nobody split up at the end of AOU
at best Tony just stayed low for a while doing college schtick and then got roped into the business again because of the government
>>82440320
>all dem pajeets didn't get the joke
>>82440256
>Marvel comics pander to tumblr
>Marvel movies pander to 4chan
>>82440356
/tv/ talks about colorful costumes way more than /co/.
>IS THIS TONY STANK? XD
>>82440403
>PONY STINK
>>82440321
>trolling
Nah /tv/ is this retarded. I thought it was all a joke until I met a kinofag in real life.
>>82440313
Actually I wasn't thinking of the dream sequence.
I was thinking of the party sequence where Falcon (continuing his role in trying to get Cap into the 21s century in TWS) talks to Steve about getting a new place and all Steve can do is complain that all his old friends are dead and his neighborhood isn't the same.
That and the farm house with the whole "I thought we were fighting so that we could go home at the end" thing between Tony and Steve.
Both of which serve to build off the character development from prior movies, and serve AoU's narrative of Tony wanting to create a permanent solution.
Maybe Steve should lose his virginity so he stops being so angrylike the MCU fans in this thread?
>>82440403
That is kind of Lee's only purpose in the movies.
>but you can't have funny things ever you need to be serious
>>82440444
If I were doing it I'd have Stan Lee get raped. You wanna talk about serious? That's serious as fuck!
>>82440438
>>82440438
Gwen-kun, ripping of Goyer isn't going to get you anywhere.
>>82440482
Still couldn't answer that question, huh?
>>82440438
MCUfags are the angry ones but the spiteful angry shitposting and /pol/tier theories along with /x/ level of overthinking that came after BvS flopped was?
>>82440415
I want the whole story.
>>82440503
He's too busy being butthurt
>>82440509
That only just started. After I get some free time this week I will put another 10 pages on the Snyder gospel.
>>82440503
Geen-chaaaan, please try harder. Ganbatte! Fighto!
>Quick, the movie is universally liked better call it shit or "it's okay I guess" so I can look smart.
>>82440503
It's funny because girls love these harmless marvel movies.
Ever notice the families and dates in em?
My ex watched GotG so many times with me I actually swore I'd never watch it again or I'd kill myself.
>>82437681
The Russos themselves said this movie was more humorous than Winter Soldier, and still you got people on /co/ trying to deny all the humor and quips. It's just pathetic really.
>>82440558
>what is opinion
>>82440509
>spiteful angry shitposting and /pol/tier theories along with /x/ level of overthinking
LIke Sequart? Nice.
>>82440558
at this point, I think that a lot of people are tired of mcu flooding /co/
>>82440581
>What is being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian
Not really an opinion.
>>82440574
>My ex watched GotG so many times with me
I think I know why she became your ex...
>>82440581
Something that MCUfags hate to death. Join the hivemind, or die.
>>82440578
Gwen, let's all be pathetic together, with the power of love, friendship, and shitposting!
>>82440581
Your opinion is wrong if you don't think this is the best mcu movie yet
>>82440601
it's only an opinion what someone praise civil war, am i rite?
>>82440574
people brought toddlers to the theater, they know their target audience
>>82440595
We need a /cape/.
>>82440615
Your sentences are somehow becoming even harder to parse, Gwen-san.
>>82440608
Sorry, I'm a different Anon but I do agree with your so called friend Gwen-Chan.
>>82440628
part of me says yes, but then I remember /mlp/ and that we are responsible for bronies
>>82440611
>>82440608
>>82440601
>>82440552
>>82440509
>>82440642
>this thread
>>82440642
>>82440646
is it san or chan? make up your minds shitlords
>>82440465
snyder pls go
>>82440649
As long as they're contained and live action stays out of /co/.
>>82440646
Let's make friendship bracelets, Gwen-ni!
>>82440511
>whole story
Not much to tell, we just started talking about movies and he started spouting stuff directly from /tv/ memes, began with kinostuff (as in saying X is kino, Y is a flick, tdk memes) ended up going on about symbolism and directly quoting and showing (as in sending the pic) one of those pastas.
>>82440681
You can't win an Internet argument so you resort to passive aggressive insults and nicknames. I see how it is, friend.
>>82440672
Gwendolyn Maxine, there's no need for tumblr talk!
>>82440701
They can't defend a shitty movie, so they shitpost.
What's new?
>>82440605
>hurr I know she became your ex
I didn't want to watch GotG. She did.
Same as she made me promise to take her to every MCU movie.
Fucking ree
>>82440699
Please tell me it was Snyder symbolism.
>>82440701
I'm not here for arguments, Gwen-dono. I'm here for love and possibly reach-arounds.
>>82440418
yeah, that was nice characterization but how did it serve to the main plot? in the end, they basically just have to defeat this evil robot and his generic minions. Nothing change about what Cap has established in there. The thing about character development is the change of the character undergoes during the course of the story. In AoU, they basically return to status quo
>>82440701
Indeed, how totally plebeian the marveldroneshill is being kino.
>>82440738
When in doubt, shitpost.
>>82440625
It's a family movie, so yes.
Well except the crippling, stark's parents death, murdered dude in a bath tub, murdering a dude by drowning, etc
>>82440745
It was, yes.
>>82440754
>in the end, they basically just have to defeat this evil robot and his generic minions.
What happens is only half of a story though. The Why and How also matter. Why does the evil robot exist in the first place? It exists as a direct result of Tony's philosophy.
>>82440699
Disgusting. I hope you called him a dcuck to teach him a lesson in film criticism.
>>82440766
It's okay as long as there isn't too much blood, heavy cursing or nipples.
>>82440796
I broke someone with my Snyder studies. Yes.
>>82440010
You mean the part of the movie with Spider-man in it has jokes?! WHAT ARE THE ODDS
>>82440739
>the MCU destroyed my love life
I think there's a lesson for all of us.
>>82440829
I still have my first dates on the movie theater and let me tell you, the MCU ain't that bad for the live life as long as you avoid the "let's watch it again?" girls.
>>82440879
>posts in 4chan
>pretends to have a sexual life
This thread just became /x/.
>>82440807
He used cuckmemes in real life actually.
But that isn't that unusual, I've seen other dudes saying those.
It helps that there are many conservatives that love /pol/ stuff here.
>>82440908
>anon feels scared at people from other boards
>especially if they like what he doesn't like
Chicken boy.
>>82437681
>"NOBODY DIED SO STAKES WERE LOW"
Nah.
>>82440893
4chan helped me with becoming more outgoing by reassuring me there are always more socially awkward people.
Plus my home board is /fit/ so that helps.
>>82440947
>CIVIL WAR
>NOBODY DIED
Yea.
Was Cap cucked out of his own trilogy? CW is more like IM4/Avengers 3 than the end of Caps trilogy and journey. Tony gets more character development than cap.
>>82440925
Why are you making that assumption?
Did I say I dislike people from /pol/?
It's the designated shitposting board but it still has top quality memes.
Oh right, you need to hate on something.
>>82440966
Rhodey is half-dead though
>>82440964
So you're a manlet?
>>82439319
>Tony and Steve are not friends anymore
They never were. They fought in Avengers 1. They fought in Avengers 2. They shook hands once, maybe twice.
Tony is friends with Bruce. Not Steve.
Fabricating a narrative between the events of the films is lazy writing.
>>82441002
He is walking at the end of the movie, and will get a Felicity chip for the next movie.
>>82441014
I'm 6'1, so yes.
When will I learn?
>>82439524
Literally where were any quips? There was exactly ONE scene with quips, and they were from Spider-Man and Ant-Man. Can you please make your own meaningful critique of the movie instead of repeating /tv/ memes?
>>82441112
Like RDJ? Now I understand why you love the MCU...
>>82441113
>There was exactly ONE scene with quips, and they were from Spider-Man and Ant-Man.
It was painful enough to ruin the movie.
>>82441177
Manlet Man is on your side, Gwen-neesan. Please keep up.
Captain America: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I can do those things, because I'm not a hero. I don't deserve this shield.
Iron Man: No, you can't! You're not!
Cap: I'm whatever the Accords needs me to be. Call it in.
Tony: They'll hunt you.
Cap: You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me, because it's what needs to happen. Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more.. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
Peter Parker: Cap? Cap! Why is he running, Mr. Stark?
Tony: Because we have to chase him.
Parker: He didn't do anything wrong.
Tony: Because, he's the hero the world deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a patriot. A watchful protector. The First Avenger.
>>82441198
Oh so you do want a completely humorless movie.
Funny things don't mean things can't be serious anon, life isn't monotone.
If you think it is then you might have depression, seek help.
>>82441198
Okay, so a single scene with like 10 quips from the comedy relief characters ruined the movie because a 4chan board told you so
It must be sad caring that much about 4chan's opinion
>>82441222
>so you do want a completely humorless movie.
No, but Marvel needs it, so the audience stops laughing when Steve and Tony yell at each other.
>>82441198
I agree, we need more intellectual jokes like
>Is she with you?
>AIIII FOUGHTT SHE WAS WITH YOUUU COUGH COUGH WHEEZE
>>82441233
>It must be sad caring that much about 4chan's opinion
That's what I was thinking of the "GWEN!" guy...
OP can't even define "Stakes" in a way that doesn't involve a body count. I dunno why we're having this thread in light of that.
Not to mention for all the supposedly offensive "quips" I notice that none are actually cited, implying he hasn't seen the movie. At least stupid shit like piss jars requires someone to see it.
>>82437681
>If there's not a big CGI vomit inducing fight than the stakes are low
Is your favorite movie Jack the giant killer?
>>82441247
Or bathroom sinks!
>>82441237
No one laughed in the final scene.
Here from point Zemo started talking to Cap and Tony until the end the theater was dead silent.
>>82441273
>the theater was dead silent.
The quipfest was unfunny, you already said so.
>>82441286
>hurr the quipfest
There simply were no quips to laugh at until the cameo.
People laughed at the airport scene but nobody laughed at the serious parts.
Just like you laugh when a friend tells a joke but don't at a funeral.
There is a time and place for everything, and a movie has more than enough space for serious and lighthearted moment, without being a comedy movie.
If you can't get that then you're either baiting, butthurt, or just plain old stupid.
>>82441237
Wait, at which cinema you were, dude? When Steve was with Tony after Bucky was arrested, that's when people startef taking things too seriously (except for Peter's jokes, and most of Lang's jokes too)
But when the final confrontation happens, everyone where I was were silent. Heck, even kids were silent in that fight.
>kino kino quips kino quips quips kino for you!
/tv/ really is the worst board
>>82441286
>You killed my parents
Top tier quip. I'm sure to get some laughs at a party by dramatically shouting this.
>>82441328
>>82441333
>CW is vewy sewious, like BvS
OK.
>>82441339
>You killed my parents
Like Joe Chill! Heh heh heh, that was good.
>>82441344
>BvS
>Serious
Haha I bet you think grimdark shit is "mature art for intellectuals"
>>82441344
No, BvS was monotone.
What you don't seem to grasp is that funny moments don't contaminate things, even drama movies have fucking funny moments at times.
We get that you have something against joy and laughter, and even a single bit of it makes you mad and sad, but you should take that to your shrink and stop shitposting.
>>>/out/
>>82441344
>People are defending things by saying it's like something worse than it.
Bait is super hard.
>>82441381
>grimdark shit is "mature art for intellectuals"
Well, MCU fans are saying that CW is like that...
>>82441392
Mad?
>>82440966
well it was pretty civil after all
>>82441344
Fuck where did BvS come from? No one mentioned BvS. What's your deal, pal?
>>82441247
So because WB uses terrible quips that makes it okay for Marvel to do it too?
Okay, got ya. Nice deflecting though.
>>82441420
>Quips in BvS are fine it's only bad when it's Marvel
>>82441411
Le Based Russos admitted that they decided to make CW after hearing about BvS, so...
>>82441408
>mad
You seem to be, only reason to post so much bullshit.
>>82441441
But why mention that? That has nothing to do with what you were talking about, man.
You people will never be happy.
>>82441438
Nah, both suck at it is my point.
>>82441441
They said Marvel greenlit the project after BvS was announced, but they already wanted to do it.
Basically WB made Marvel play the big guns.
Which is funny because BvS was anything but, in the end.
>>82441472
Being an MCU fan is suffering. Not being able to deal with different opinions and such.
>>82441344
Oh haha, you think Civil War is anything like BvS?
You're not even a /tv/ poster at this point, you're acting like an underage kid from /v/. You poor, poor guy.
If you haven't watched the movie, don't think that people who did will take you seriously, because unlike /v/, we actually do watch, read, or play the shit we discuss about.
>>82441486
>>82441502
>resorting to company wars
Hardcore.
>>82441502
>don't think that people who did will take you seriously
I'm again like an MCU movie? Fuck.
>>82441491
>different opinions
Yeah we remember how DC fans dealt with the BvS reviews
:^)
>>82439419
>95% of critics thought it warranted a 6/10 or better
Oh the horror. How absolutely awful.
>>82441523
But you were the one who brought up BvS, you instigated the company, brother.
>>82441420
Yes anon, your ability to do things successfully impacts your success.
It's okay for a brain surgeon to cut open your head, but not a gardener.
>>82440966
>"wanting people to die just because"
Check that edginess.
>>82441537
Which some people in this thread, and who did watch the movie, don't understand.
>>82441542
Really? >>82441537
>>82441544
>just because"
Now that's a good definition of CW, both the comic and the movie!
>>82441523
>he talks about BvS
>gets btfo
>uses muh company wars as a defense
Holy fuck talk about doublethink
>>82441556
Ah, sorry, man. Wrong person.
>>82441556
What are you trying to say?
That post is merely pointing out 95% means 95% of critics gave the movie positive reviews (6/10 and up)
I'm going to sleep, Gwen-chan. I hope you have a bright and beautiful day in the favela! Please watch the movie next time, okay?
>>82441556
>movie was just because
Oh so you are saying you didn't get it? Was it 3 deep 5 u?
You probably didn't get the symbolism
ITT: MIDF
>>82441646
ITT: DCIDF
>>82441601
Despite being so bad, as this thread proves?
>>82441628
>dat racism
I knew that Marvel loved Trump.
>>82441646
I'd say it's rather "Who is trolling who?", anon. There are people who can go all the way down to try to make people angry due to something they hate/like.
It's not like they can't change, though.
Holy shit this Bait is delicious.
>>82441633
>You probably didn't get the symbolism
The airport was there for a reason!
>>82441650
>average MCU response
And then you will complain that the audience doesn't take you seriously.
>>82441650
>>82441698
>deletions, bans, and 404 incoming
Bravo Marvel.
>>82441676
What did this thread prove aside from a few neckbeards in a mongolian basket weaving imageboard dislike it?
Not even all, a few.
>but my opinion is objective even if it actively goes against facts!
You didn't even provide solid arguments, all you faggots did was complain the movie had jokes and strawman it to all jokes all the time. You are literally just making nonsensical claims and then saying "I won!"
Fucking delusional shitposting doesn't make you right anon.
This just goes to show you wanted to dislike it and then created reasons to dislike it. Other places gave solid criticism on this movie but you, anon, and the other anons here can't even do that.
You are limited to just flinging shit, moving goals, being a hypocrite and making non-arguments.
>>82441708
>The airport was there for a reason!
Did it symbolise departure of two comerades?
>>82441708
>the audience doesn't take it seriously
I seriously doubt autists on 4chan are representative of the public in general.
>>82441749
>a few neckbeards in a mongolian basket weaving imageboard dislike it
So people who like the MCU don't post in 4chan and are physically attractive? Lol.
>>82441784
No, Gatorades.
>>82441797
Come on, MCUfags are not that annoying.
>>82441708
Come on, puppet, you can do better tricks that that.
You really think I will fall for that bait that you're a DC-poster, and not a guy who's mad due to OPINIONS? Do you really think that you'll make this wall move, anon? Do you honestly believe what you're doing is going to make an actual difference here?
Or are you just upset about something that people simply don't care about?
Look, if you really want to prove me wrong, try to tell me why you're doing this.
You can prove me wrong, and everyone else, by being honest.
Or you can prove that the world shouldn't care about what you say, and that you are simply... Not worth talking to.
>>82441834
>lololol muh mcufags
If you want an indication of what the wider audiences think look at the box office friendo :^)
>>82441848
You seem upset, Ghost Rider. Ran out of flame?
>>82441867
>box office
Ah, Bayformers.
"Dad, why do you always leave me?"
>>82441889
>Disney movies
>>82441878
The wider audiences like bayformers and 3d gimmicks, colour me surprised.
Then why did you appeal to audience and say people dislike it?
You should've done the opposite and used Reductio ad Plebposting
>>82441889
>Because you refuse to voluteer to be target practices.
>Need to stay fit, bitch.
>>82441878
Ok, you actually did something funny, congratulations!
Can I ask you an honest question? Why are you so upset with people here, dude? Real talk.
>>82441928
>The wider audiences like bayformers
Which explains why they like the MCU too.
>>82441954
I can do it again if you want; because the sequel, you know.
>>82441973
>people hate this movie!
>people like this movie for being bad
Pick an avenue of shitposting and stick with it
>>82442030
Hatewatchers, anon. Like that people who won't stop hating on DC, you know.
>>82442041
If DC has that much hate why did BvS barely beat Twilight
>>82442066
Because MCUfags hate DC enough, anon.
>>82441973
Dude, I asked you a question, and you just deviated from what I said.
An advice from a guy who formerly did this shit too (sorta).
It's... Not really worth it, man.
It will make you feel worse about everything, and trust me, because I felt to this feeling, like you have control over everything, when there is no control, and less in a place like this.
I mean, I would bring up something about the movies, but it seems the root of the problem is in something else here, right?
Again, i ask you, what's wrong? Why are you doing this? Why don't you tell here what's up?
>>82442100
>what's wrong? Why are you doing this?
Are you pleading? On the Internet?
Thenwww.change.org
You guys are fags, captain america civil war is the best film of 2016, hands down
>>82442151
>fags
But the MCU is very gay.
>>82442127
Huh?
I... What?
Is this truly how you answer?
Man, I thought you weren't that much of an idiot, but I may be worried you may not be more than a bot.is this what science has brought?
>>82437681
>Literally nothing happens and at the end the avengers are separated...just like in Age of Ultron. But somehow they were all together in this movie. Why would they ignore the fact that everyone went separated ways in AoU?
Clint retired, Tony switched to a managing position instead of being on the front lines and Thor and Hulk left.
In this one it starts out just like that, but Tony and Clint return due to plot justifications. Thor and Hulk don't appear.
How did that ignore AoU.
>>82442200
It should have ignored it; that movie hurt the MCU so bad.
>>82442200
Because he says so and desperately needs this movie to be bad after spouting kino memes for 3 years.
>>82442170
You can say that again.
And again, and again.
Yes, plenty of gay people lust over Chris Evans, and plenty of girls ship Stucky and the else. That doesn't mean it is not a way to bring more money to Mahvel, baybee.
>>82442232
So it was true, the MCU is for tumblrfags.
>>82442276
What are cavill posters anon?
Any franchise with attractive males attracts fags.
The only way to escape that is if your entire cast is Bueno Excellente
>>82442276
Ehhh, not really.
It might be more as it's for everyone, and that's how you can stop the myth that cape-movies are dying, making it like GoTG, which, as it pains me to say, it does what loads of MCU, Fox (except for Deadpool) and DC movies have tried and failed: Something different and more interesting
>>82442315
>Mexican plus-sized LGBT people
tumblr would love it.
>>82442368
>Something different and more interesting
You mean LE EBIN DANCE OFF X^DDDD ?
>>82442396
>You mean LE EBIN DANCE OFF X^DDDD ?
Excellent memepost my friend. I r8 it 8/8.
>>82442448
Well, duh. It's the Memevel Cinematic Universe.
Anyway, like the midget from some posts ago, I also have a gym to hit. See you another day, and thanks for the laughs.
>>82442396
No, I mean in the sense of doing a space-movie with almost unrecognizable heroes, and actually try to tell a story that everyone likes, that's how you get people who don't care about superheroes to actually watch thode movies.
DC can do that too with Shazam and loads of their propieties, and Fox did it with Deadpool (say what you like, the movie actually did great in setting up fun, drama, a live story and action). What I'm afraid is that everyone else will try to copy that without getting the point of doing something truly original, like Gun said when asked about Deadpool.
...Like that animated movie that DUDE WEED LMAO guy is doing. I weep for humanity if that shit becomes succesful.
>>82442396
Still sounds better than zootopia
>>82442526
I hope you mean Sausage Party. I can only picture DUDE WEED LMAO as Seth Rogan.
>>82442573
That's the movie, yes.
I really, really don't expect that the movie does more than 200 millions, and not because of "animation is for kids" but rather, because thr premise sounds so fucking bad it's... Can the word "cringeworthy" count here? I know it sends away a normie vibe, but it should count here.
>>82442082
That's bullshit.
>>82442628
Nah I agree with you, it's actually cringeworthy. I like Rogan's work for the most part, but he hasn't done much good stuff lately.
Aside from This Is The End, which was great.
>>82442082
/tv/, I don't get this us vs them mentality when it comes to cape films, why not love both?
>>82442082
It's the other way around, 4chan people seem to be the bitter babies and everyone knew they bash on this movie because Super vs Batman was bashed as well.
>>82442740
I do love both DC and Marvel. It's just that MoS was average at best with problems, and BvS was utter garbage. Doesn't stop Incredible Hulk, Thor 2 and Iron Man 2 from being trash as well, and AoU from being flawed and boring.
>>82442783
Oh yes, both companied have flaws. There is a right to complain about those issues. And while Civil War is a great movie, it also has dome issues, like the music being not as good as TWS, or some plot conveniences in Zemo's plans.
However, you can see there are falseflsgging shitposters thatt will do whatever it takes to try to make some anons here angry, it's the nature of a place like this.
>>82442783
>and Iron Man 2
But Iron Man 3 was worse.
