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Snitches get Stitches edition.

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2016.htm

>Out This Week:
Star Wars #18
New Republic: Bloodline (Tue 3rd)
Poe Dameron #2 (Wed 4th)
Kanan: Volume 2 TPB (Wed 4th)

>Star Wars Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
http://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/the-clone-wars-legacy
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>Padawan, I assure you this attire IS temple issue
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>It's not a WATTO HAS THE BEST DEALS thread.
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>>82432481
Yes, but they usually give you shirt, pants and robes as well.
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>>82432481
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EHEHEHE NEW THREAD, NEW SALE!

I GOT LOTS OF BOOKS! YOU WANT NEW BLOODLINE NOVEL BY CLAUDIA GRAY? I MAKE YOU A DEAL! I GIVE OUT FREE* COPY OF NOVEL TO THE FIRST FIFTEEN CUSTOMERS WHO REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "WATTO'S LEGIT"! I GOT A REPUTATION TO KEEP AND YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME KEEP IT, EH? WHILE YOU'RE HERE, LOOK AROUND AT MY OTHER BOOK SELECTIONS, YOU WANT SOME OTHER BOOKS? I GOT YOUNG ADULT ONES, I GOT COMICS, I GOT LOTSA JUNK!

*with purchase of Dark Disciple

check the canon mega
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>>82432481
I don't know Master Shaak Ti, it feels wrong for a boy to wear that, but I guess I will if you say it's alright, please don't laugh at me.
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>>82432481
>your face when she has a slight fetish for nibbling
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>>82432541
WATTO'S FUCKIN LEGIT
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>>82432541
Watto's legit, and has the best deals
>asterisk
Wait no fuck you Watto you swindled me!
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>>82432563
>slight
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>>82432563
>yfw she has a fetish for force pushing herself into you accidentally so her tits rub up against you and her lekku gets all bothered
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>>82432563
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>>82432587
At least you don't have to buy Aftermath, but if your waifu is Ventress, then it does hurt.
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>>82432541
>Jolly Entrepreneur
>Merry Retail
It's the little things
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>>82432541
Cheers, Watto, yer a toff.
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Age of Ultron is now
>>>/tg/47052450
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when does the next Insider come out, or is it already out? it's supposed to have a short story that ties into Bloodline
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Hey Lekku Squadron, remember not to do Galactic War until after the guild reset on Tuesday. If you time it just right, you can do a maximum of 36 nodes.
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funny little retcon in Bloodline:

“My opinion exactly.” Casterfo had the same sort of aristocratic accent Grand Moff Tarkin had spoken in, the one so many senior Imperial officers affected, the one she’d mocked when she and Tarkin last stood face-to-face.

so Leia's bad British accent in ANH is now supposed to be her mocking Tarkin in faux-aristocratic
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>>82433541
>it's not just a core world accent
WHY DOES OBI-WAN HAVE IT
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>>82433585
As dumb as it sounds, I've come to the conclusion that accents are genetic in SW.
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>>82433585
How else is he to impress the ladies and get inside their panties?
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>>82433585
it's a little more complex than that (note how it says that many Imperials AFFECTED the accent). the Tarkin book confirms that the British accent is a core worlds accent, but that Tarkin initially grew up without it since he was raised on Eriadu, and so to make people take him seriously in his early days he adopted the accent but ends up overdoing it with all the flourishes and trills and everything. the Imperials want do desperately to be seen as cultured and refined but they're really just brutes. and i guess Leia is mocking him for that
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>>82433585
Accents aren't based on planet anymore really.
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>>82433585
Because Obi-Wan doesn't give a fuck, he does whatever the fuck he wants. Qui-Gon taught him well.
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>>82433649
I got my nigga's back, wingman fisto
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>>82434632
How many chicks did this guy bang at the temple?
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>>82434794
Aayla Secura for sure at least in Legends, and that's all that truly matters
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>>82433541
I never realised she was even trying to do an accent. It _must_ have been bad if I never even realised she was trying to sound not American.
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>>82435504
It's not for the whole movie, just a few scenes. It's really noticeable in her scene with Tarkin, though.
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I'm reading Star Wars Infinities and it's p ok
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No GOH raid, guess we might as well wait and do the level 50 one tomorrow.
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>10
>10
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>>82432541
That looks like a splendit offer. Thank you.
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Friends, someone shared an imgur album full of McQuarries concept art, anyone got a link for that again?
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How are you all liking Bloodline so far?
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What if... gungan jedi?
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>>82439106
I hope they secure their headflaps, they'd be in danger of cutting/shot off pretty often.
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Are the OT links in the OP the despecialized versions?
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>>82439106
It is inevitable.
It will happen.
Gungans are too emotionally polarizing that it'll draw some author at some point to do it.
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>>82439157
If they get one being all calm and imposing just doing their thing on the side as the weird-ass monk of the group, I'd be alright.
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>>82439146
If Kid Fister can be a Jedi, then it's open season.
I mean god damn look at Yellow Poof.
Gungan aren't even the close to the worst self-harming Jedi
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>>82439178
Who do you mean with "Yellow Poof"?
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>>82439222

Yarael Poof, Jedi Master. Was on the council in TPM.

In legends he died saving Coruscant from a power plant overlode/meltdown with help from Jango Fett.
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>>82432481
She's more attractive when she's not dressed like a space whore.
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>>82439274
Oh, the Q-tip one, gotcha. You'd think he'd wear some armor that neck for protection... I guess I'm glad he didn't had to die by clone treachery.
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>>82439157
>>82439106
Horrifying realization;

In TCW, there is a force sensative Gungan child that was soon to be trained as a Jedi. (Cad Bane attempted to steal it for Sheev, if you remember.)

This means; there is likely a Gungan Inquisitor.
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>>82439322
You know it, my man.
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>>82439334
Can't wait for the helmet design on that one, please give us a Dark Side Gungan Filoni.
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>>82439357
Yousa' goin' to have a bombad time-in'

>yfw Kanan jokes, "Who are you supposed to be, Darth Jar Jar!?"

I... think I unironically want this.
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>>82439375
Fuck you cAnon, I want that now as well.
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>>82439375
No that's retarded
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>>82439106
Well I can tell you one thing... They survived.
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>>82439436
I don't think so at all. Gungans are supposed to be naturally great warriors.

And look at this motherfucker in this picture. Nightmare fuel.

I think a Gungan could definitely work as a villain.

I was also thinking Gungans would fit on a pirate team well. Lots of piercings and tattoo's on their ear things, and what not.
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>>82439375
You know, if Gungan's didn't all have the stupid accent, they wouldn't be THAT bad
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>>82439493
If they where raised from birth somewhere else they shouldn't.

Though I do hope they still use 'Bombad'
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So here's a question.

Did these two use to date? Because it really sounds like they use to date, then Aphra went out for a pack of smokes
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>>82439375

I appreciate the humor in that. But don't you think they'd condition a Gungan Inquisitor to speak a less thick accent/dialect?

>>82439357
I don't think a Gungan inquisitor would wear a helmet. If they can control their ears, that's some fear potential down the drain with a big black helmet. Make scary face backed up with those webbed ears raised like wings? Come on!
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>>82439602
No, Aphra is pure and only has eyes for Vader!

>>82439609
Possibly. Or maybe distorted voice, and he never removes the mask, like Eighth Brother.
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>>82439649
>No, Aphra is pure and only has eyes for Vader!
Pure, HA

Next time those pretty little eyes see Vader they will be several feet away from the body
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>>82439609
I can see the Empire just having the gungan cut the ears off for easier fittings.
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>>82439777
What has happened in the Vader comic for that to be a possibility? Did she betray him or something?
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>>82439602
>two characters that shouldn't know each other because they're in a galaxy with billions of billions of people spread around thousands of planets were lesbians once because 'lol lets put gay people in here to make it progressive!'
Why do people do this shit? This is just as dumb as when they set things in the whitest places in history and add in black characters for shits and giggles.
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>>82439489
They... survived?
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Why did Han choose the inferior Skywalker twin, /swco/?
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>>82440300
Because he wasn't a degenerate.
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>>82440322
but there's nothing in SW more pure than Luke
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>>82440109
Sorta, basically she is a loose end. He has sent Bounty Hunters after her, but honestly it seems to be more for show then anything.
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>>82440141
That's always bothered me. Even meeting people you know in real life and you live in the same city is pretty unlikely, meeting someone you know in a big galaxy is seriously zero.
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>>82440141
Well i live in a city with over a million people and still manage to see the same people all the time. When you run in the same crowds your bond to meet the same people all the time
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>>82439337
Are you the person drawing those? Or are you just posting them from somewhere else? I rather liked the Seventh Sister one, and I usually hate /ss/ fags.
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>>82440722
I'm not the artist, they go by lorna-ka on tumblr and as lorna_ka on instagram where I got the images from.

I just noticed that I put the wrong artist in the filenames, oops.
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Pick one of each to be your Friend, Foe, Family, Fuckbuddy, and FWife.
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>>82441881
Why don't we have a male version of this to spice things up?
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Where is everyone today, reading Bloodline? But I am liking the quietness of the General today.
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>>82439337
>>82440722
>>82441253
Lorna-Ka does amazing work. I really want to commission her eventually this year.
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>>82441881
>friend
Sabine

>foe
SS

>family
Tua

>fuckbuddy and wife
Hera and Ahsoka (why not?)
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>>82441881
>Friend
Kylo
>Foe
Luke
>Family
Hux
>Fuckbuddy
Rey
>Wife
Ira Belle
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>>82442050
At work, making money
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new Insider should be out today along with Bloodline
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>>82441881
Ahsoka for all five, famperor palpatine
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>>82443135
>ahsoka for all five
You fucked and married your foe? But she was your family... and your friend too... what?
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>>82442050
I'm playing TW3, spent most of the morning hunting down a merchant for a white shirt, mostly because I'm too lazy to just patch the game so armorers will sell them.


It was quite the journey.
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>>82443422
His sister was his best friend turned enemy who he eventually reconciled, married, and then fucked.
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>>82443532
Episode VIII script?
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>>82441881
>>82441980
I made a template, if that's any better. If anyone could hand me the waifu-square template, I'd like to see who my favourite SW species are by narrowing it down.
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So when's that third season gonna be here? I need to see Kanan host a cooking show for the blind
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>>82443848
September or October.
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>>82443762
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>>82444067
Are we doing this just based on current canon or both canon/legends?
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>>82444390
Anon, would you let canonity come between you and your waifu/5Fs? The correct answer is: Canon doesn't matter as long as they matter in your heart.
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>>82444390
Waifus and Husbandos transcend canon, love who you ant to love mate.
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>>82444454
>>82444508
Fair points.
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>>82443848
We might know during Celebration, hopefully. I wonder how this year's Celebration is going to go, do we know any of the guests for this year?
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>>82439375
Why/How would Kanan know who Jar Jar is?
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>>82445008
He's a legend.
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>>82445008
Of course, Jar Jar's the hero of the Empire
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>>82445071
>Jar Jar wisened up over time and now lives in agonizing shame

You think he killed himself?
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>>82445008
Kanan fought during the Clone Wars, he'd know that Jar Jar is the main benefactor to giving Palpatine executive control.
>>82444067
>tfw you can't even think of that many waifus you like in Star Wars

Suffering. Also shame that TOR has so many good waifu designs but they're just "insert generic jedi/sith design here" with no real character beyond looks.
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Are there any essential mods one should get before heading into KOTOR 1?
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>>82445103
I like that idea, that Jar-Jar would eventually figure out what's going on and go mad with shame.
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>>82445103
How many Senators went into depression once Sheev dissolved the Senate? Their only purpose in life, which let them get all sorts of free shit gets taken away from them suddenly.
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>>82445230
Imagine a story post Ep. III about Jar Jar meeting with some kind of tragic end.

And we all felt really bad for him and George, Dave and Pablo are just sitting there like "THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED, RIGHT? TO SEE HIM SUFFER?"
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>>82445247
Well in the old Rise of the Dark Lords, there were like 1000 Senators even before the Empire (with Organa as one of them) that were rallying to go against Palpatine and that's quite a hefy number considering the size of the Senate Room and the Galaxy/Republic at the time.
>>82445294
OT Purists would be cheering and throwing parades, while everyone else who isn't autistic would actually be feeling pretty shitty over it, especially if they had watched the Mace/JarJar TCW episodes that made him a decent character.
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>>82445247
The reps from the Green Planet got hit really hard. They had to fall back on intergalactic gardening jobs, only for one of their one to end up marooned on some backwater planet.
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>>82445247
>How many Senators went into depression once Sheev dissolved the Senate
They were probably happy they didn't have to deal with that hostile work environment again. There were several Senators that were imprisoned because they wouldn't completely comply with the Imperial buttfuckery on their own planet. Then they were killed by Sheev and made it to loo like the Rebels Allah Ackbared the thing.

Miss you Tural.
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>>82439602
Best comic girl and worst comic girl use to munch carpet? Huh, that's pretty funny. Too bad both will be dead soon.
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I need to convince some friends that Clone Wars is good. Anyone got webms?
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>>82446623
Show them the Umbara Arc, if that doesn't get them interested then there is no way of convincing them at all.
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>>82446656
THEY'RE CLONESSS
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>>82446656
dunno about the guy's friends but if they're not into Star Wars movies they would find it dull desu. Far superior 'Nam flicks exist.
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>>82446623
Ahsoka in slave outfit

Ahsoka beheading a circle of mandos

Evil Ahsoka.

Ahsoka
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someone pls post Ahsoka concept art pls
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>>82446868
This. Ahsoka is the answer to all questions.
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>>82447332
That's one dapper Ahsoka.
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>>82446623
Don't stubbornly stick to the idea that it was 100% amazing all the time. Just honestly tell your friends it had some great moments mixed into some ideas that didn't work and still managed to revive the franchise for a lot of people after the Prequels.
>>82446656
Then, yeah, show them the Umbara episodes.
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>>82446868
You want to convince them, not drive them away.
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>>82446623
Sure
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>>82448809
Poor Grievous.
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>>82449003
>>82448809

Taken out by sticks and bubbles, how far the mighty have fallen
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>>82448577
Fuck them and you if you can't love best Not-a-Jedi
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>>82449061
She's just so ugly.
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>>82449061
Not everyone needs to be a damn Ahsokafag to enjoy TCW
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>>82449030
Still managed to take out the only named character in the zerg rush. Not a bad day, all things considered.
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>>82449169
Correct. You can be a Rexsokafag to enjoy it too
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>>82449421
True. And who knows, maybe he gets off mentally on what he was put through.
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What are some other Master/Monster teams that would work for this? Obi-Wan and that lizard from RotS? Thrawn and a Ysalamiri? I think Ezra would have his own six-pokemon team by now as far as Rebels has been going.
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>>82449491
Embo and Marrok.
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>>82449645
fuck yeah, I forgot about that badass hound
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>>82449909
Anthology live action Embo and Marrok adventures when?
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HAPPY MAY THE 4TH
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>>82450421
>tfw it's still the 3rd and it's 5:30 PM
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>>82450421
NOT YET
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>>82450519
Get owned
I'm from the future!
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>>82450604
Aussie?
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May the Fourth Be with You, Always
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>>82450698
Swedish
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https://twitter.com/starwars/status/727634049313832960
Could that be a part of the Ep8 set behind Daisy?
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>>82451255
EXTREME SPOILER ALERT

Could that be part a part of the Ep8 set behind Lupita's adorable and cultural hair tower?
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>>82451363
That's the new super weapon for Ep8
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>>82451255
Youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBUgDg9aYSk&feature=youtu.be
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>>82451394
I'd submit to it.

Games over, boys, Resistance is futile.
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>>82451255
Imagine hugging her, she's so flat chested you'd be close to her heart then. It'd be beautiful and adorable.
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>>82451255
I just love the fact that it's not CGI that makes up those characters walking about
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>>82451555
I generally don't care if it's CGI or practical as long as it looks good.
But yeah, the costumes and masks they've done so far have looked awesome!
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>>82451469
So daisy is what? A-cup?
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>>82451738
Yep.
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>>82451738
With all the working out and training she's been doing? Probably. Some people don't retain boobmeat when they drop, not that she has so much (she was already pretty skinny) as presumably been developing muscle mass. Boobs are mostly sacks of fat, after all, but some people retain them. It's all genetic, really.
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>I just wanted to *vwoom* *bizz* and *zwoosh*
>instead I went inside children
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>>82451850
She was always A-Cup to be fair.
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>>82451931
We've only ever seen her skinny to be fair.
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>>82451916
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>>82451931
>>82451973
Also acting as a nude corpse lying down on a table which tends to flatten the breasts anyway.
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>>82452013
True but A-cup is nothing. That's asia-tier. It's all about shape, of course, but personally I like C-cup at the very least.
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>>82452073
Hey man, ever breast is special and unique, something to be cherished for it's own qualities, regardless of size, shape, buoyancy, flavor.

Because let's face it, most people on 4chan will never experience an actual breast that isn't their own manboob.
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>>82452168
You must have had sex at least once to post on /swco/
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>>82451480
We had a good run
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>>82452231
>that pic
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>>82452168
But I've had sex before, multiple times actually, and I'm otter mode, hell I've seen two drunk chicks going at it at parties.

We're not all entirely losers, I mean I became a loser neet after awhile, but I wasn't always...I wasn't always. ;_;
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>>82452231
dang, I'm out guys
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>>82452231
I'd rather have that as a board rule.
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>>82452168
>>82452231
I masturbated like 10 times in a row once. That counts as sex, right?
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>>82452231
I'm into girls with muscle, but that... Jesus Christ
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>>82452536
If there is a proportional scale between masturbation and actual sex then I'm sure some board on 4chan has derived it. I recall a thread on /tg/ awhile back where /fit/ showed up to share their insights into how much spooge would be necessary to consume daily to equal stable caloric intake.
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>>82452231
>You must have had sex at least once to post on /swco/
Yes but this is /co/ so dakimakuras count.
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Heads up to anyone who cares. Looks like the price on Lego Sabine with her helmet has dropped to 17.99

http://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Rebels-Sabine-Minifigure-Mandalorian/dp/B0197G5HCI/

While pricey for a single figure it's much cheaper than buying the set. The price may drop further, but still cheaper to use bricklink.

Kallus comes with hair in the same set as Sabine's helmet but you can buy the hair individually from Lego's own website. Humorously it's the same hair used with Draco Malfoy, and the actor who played Lucius Malfoy voiced the Grand Inquisitor.
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>>82452231
what if because medical reasons all I can do is foreplay?
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>>82451495
stay away from my waifu, you swine
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>>82453402
Then foreplay is fine.
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>>82454249
Man the whole "sucking on a Popsicle" fetish was ruined for me thanks to A Serbian Film
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>>82450164
Is that guy whose been clogging the black series pegs since christmas the same race as Embo?
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>>82454379
Why? There was a popsicle made of shit or something?
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>>82454410
Yep
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>>82454562
Basically they wanted the protagonist to do child-porn so they had the child filmed sucking a Popsicle and the guy had to watch it while getting blowed by a woman. Really unsettling stuff.
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>>82454709
Shit. Is that the movie that has a baby rape scene?
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>>82454876
Yeah... And there was this other scene where they put the protagonist on drugs and had him rape the child's mother, followed by beheading there and continue raping her dead body.
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>>82454410
>Solid Snootles
Love it. Best bounty hunter
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>>82454950
Fuck that shit.
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>>82454410
>>82454635
resemblance is... well, non existant
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>>82455060
Jesus fucking christ this thread went to a dark place.
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>>82455639
It's what happens during the off season ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>82455700
At least there are new comics tomorrow. Hoping to find out about that stupid magic egg in the Poe comic.
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>>82455956
It has a Zilobeast and it kills everyone
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>>82456266
I'm laying good odds on it being the last surviving egg of an unsterilized Geonosian queen. The chosenest of Chosen Ones who will help breed an army of her children and build a new Death Star.
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>>82456348
Geonosians are ded, anon. They won't be coming back as long as the Prequels remain hated.
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>>82456583
They have already had at least one queen shown to still live. Plus lots of things from the prequels are some ill used often much better off n expanded universe stuff.
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>>82456583
>Geonosians are ded, anon.
Please don't say such awful things!
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>>82456583
And so were the Lasat until whoops turns out Lasan was actually just a colony. Turns out the Geonosians originated on that shitty frozen moon but flourished on the planet below. The true Geonosians live on! Espcially since Kallus stole their magic glowing egg that later grows up to be worshipped by those dumbass cultists Poe met.

The unfortunately named Kool Kallus Kult lives, anon!
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>>82457474
In all the movies we've never seen any of them use their butt grenades.
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>>82457560
Is it butt grenades though? It could be a power cell.
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>>82457658
Yeah it's a thermal detonator

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/N-20_Baradium-core_thermal_detonator
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>>82457658
Pretty sure it's still canon that it's a case for thermal detonators. It's been used by Stormtroopers, First Order, Stormtroopers, and Clone Troopers so at some point I'm willing to bet some dippy book somewhere pointed out what it is.
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>>82457725
>>82457751
Oh, thanks for clearing that up lads
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>>82452231
>that cold, unfeeling gaze

She's more machine now than man.
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>>82457827
In the season 2 finale of TCW, they're used by R2 to incapacitate some bounty hunters
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>>82457751

We know they're confirmed thermal detonators for Clones at least. R2 pulled one off a Clone Trooper corpse on Vanqor to stop Aurra Sing from getting to Skywalker and Windu.
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>>82459027
Are they themselves detonators or just a case from the standard little ones we've seen Stormtroopers and clones and Sabine using?
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>>82459027
They're confirmed Baradium Thermal Detonators in canon. Talked about in the Rebels Visual Guide, same ones the Clones used.
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>>82459081
They're detonators
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>>82459754
I approve Padawan.

Gauntlet Sabers would actually be cool
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>>82459754
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>>82459754
>mfw I finally spot fucking Loss
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>>82459754
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>>82459875
Jango does not approve it seems
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>>82459754
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>>82459754
Reminds me of that time Vader had loss too.
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>>82459754
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>>82459875
>all those patches

I'm jealous
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Does anyone know if places are giving out free shit for May the 4th in Australia?

I know Target gave out posters last year.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BE6K6VihSYG/
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>>82441881
Friend: Tua
Family: Ahsoka
Foe: Hera
Fuckbuddy: SS
Wife: Sabine
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>Lucas Museum apparently being forced out of Chicago because Friends of the Parks are choosing Da Bears parking lot and the backup location of a decaying underused convention center as a hill to die on for "MUH FREE LAKEFRONT"

Fuck everything

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-lucas-museum-friends-of-the-parks-lawsuit-20160503-story.html
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>>82460842
That sounds bad, but can't say I've ever even heard of the Lucas Museum.
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>>82446972
Here's Ashla for you and a hopeful bump for me >>82445199
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>>82461132
George has this large art and film memorabilia collection he wants to use as the seed for a museum dedicated to film, illustration, animation and comics. Of course Star Wars stuff is part of it, but it's not like it's a pure Star Wars museum like the detractors assume it would be.
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>>82461413
No, because that's obviously the Thermal Oscillator for Lucas' effort to weaponize the planet Earth and conquer space.
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so, who's been reading Bloodline?
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Hello once again, my good friends!

The Great and Honorable Hondo Ohnaka is back once again with more profit to share with you all, my loyal crew!

As part of a most profitable deal with the always trustworthy Merry Retailer.... or was it Happy Salesman? No wait, it was Jolly Entrepreneur. Or perhaps it was Joyful Merchant?

Anyways, anyways... I digress. I am happy to inform you that the narrated version of the newly released Bloodline novel by Claudia Grey is now available!

Now normally, I would charge a fee for such a rare find, but today I am feeling, as they say...., generous. Enjoy this gift free of charge!

check the audiobook MEGA
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>>82457009
>unfortunately named
What are you talking about, I would love to join the KK...oh
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>>82461977
praise be to Hondo

any idea on when we might get the newest Insider or more Adventures in Wild Space?
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>>82450421
Happy may the 4th!

What is everyone's plans for today?
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>>82461977
>Anonka

I giggled
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>>82462083
For you, my friend, I carry both good news, and not so good news.

The good news is I just received this "Insider" in a shipment from one of my suppliers.

https://mega.nz/#!TwgFTKwI!nRwrutDALUYu-TDjb2sRYqqOCF40GieaWrWH9tF6kG8

However, my informant has told me that Adventures in Wild Space will not be available for at least another week or so.
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>>82462269
>https://mega.nz/#!TwgFTKwI!nRwrutDALUYu-TDjb2sRYqqOCF40GieaWrWH9tF6kG8
thanks!
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>>82462165
I am going to play Star Wars
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>>82462165
sleeping and studying for finals. maybe foood.
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>>82462165
I'm planning to buy the collection on Steam, but Hondo Anonka seems to be setting up my day.
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>>82462428
Maybe sleep pretty soon if that's how I'm spelling right now
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>>82461944
Haven't gotten around to it yet. Still working on Lost Stars.

Actually, I'm still working on GOH and wondering when this raid is going to start.
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Is Bloodline in the audiobook Mega yet?
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>>82462012
Exactly!

Due to their obvious rivalry with the Kanjiklub.
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>>82462573
right here
>>82461977
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>>82462573
I love how in the post-Empire galaxy people are already starting to think that the exploits of the Rebel Alliance are all a myth. This in addition to the galaxy forgetting the Jedi were real despite them being a common mention in war updates based on some of the holo announcements, some of which were made by Palpatine himself.

People have the absolutely fucking worst attention spans in Star Wars. I suspect maybe all those midi-chlorians are rotting their brains.
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>>82462648
>This in addition to the galaxy forgetting the Jedi were real
This never happened.
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>>82462648
I think its worth noting that the galaxy is FULL of propaganda from both sides.

On top of that, there is no real internet besides the holo-net which we know very little about.

Only negative information spreads fast.
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>>82462165
Check out Kotor and learn. plz no bully I'm really new to SW and don't have KOTOR 1 images
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>>82462165
Celebrate my birthday.
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>>82462847
Those games are great, but man did I ruin my life playing them.
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>>82462672
The vast majority do, anon. This isn't anything new. Filoni and Pablo have both talked about it. With so few Jedi in the galaxy few had ever seen them, and thus believed they were stories.

Hell, in Lost Stars the Imperial history is that Mace Windu was leading a gang that interfered with a legal execution on Geonosis which started the war.

>>82462688
The weird thing is information seems fairly widespread. More people were aware of Gall Trayviss as the Senator-in-Exile than knew about the Jedi who were leading the efforts of the first galactic war since the (re)formation of the Republic? That's a bit too much.
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>>82462672
It not only happened it happened again after Luke's Jedi Order was killed
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>>82462165
New SWTOR chapter's up, got some peeps to run through it.
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>>82462960
W-what do you mean?
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>>82463096
God, it's so stupid.
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>>82462931
Happy Birthday anon.

>>82462165
Read some Star Wars comics that come out tomorrow, maybe watch some movies or some of the cartoon episodes in honor of the day. Then if I'm feeling exceptionally geeky setting out some Lego Star Wars sets and pose them.

>>82462269
Thanks, Hondo!
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So what are the chances we are going to get a book/comic announcement today (May the 4th)?

Maybe even a rogue one trailer?
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>>82462847
You're in luck. There are a bunch of fans remaking it in Unreal Engine 4. Looks pretty promising so far.

http://www.geek.com/games/star-wars-knights-of-the-old-republic-being-remade-by-fans-using-unreal-engine-4-1647677/
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>>82462847
NOT CANON
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>>82462688
You do make some good points, though what always got me was how they never tried to hide the involvement of the Jedi. In Lightsaber Lost when Ahsoka is chasing that Jango Jumper we see Chancellor Palpatine on the jumbotron talking about how he has every faith in the Jedi to win the war but that they just need a little more power which is why he supports some overt legislative power grab he no doubt benefits from more than the Jedi.

Though it's sitting in the middle of rush hour air traffic with people zipping by too fast to listen so...okay maybe that's how he hid his war updates about the Jedi. I take it all back.
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>>82463211
Countdown until shut down by Disney legal ninjas. 5...4..3...2
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>>82461413
Not to mention that he originally wanted to build it in San Francisco, but it also got forced out by busy body old money cunts.

I really want this thing in Chicago. I'm a huge movie nerd and Star Wars fan, I'd love to see it in my home town. I'd work there for free just to have it here.

I'm hoping there's a big push on social media for it tomorrow.
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>>82463155
What are the chances of the Ahsoka book being any good?
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>>82463523

Considering it'll have Filoni involved, the chances are probably high.
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