I work with some really autistic girl whose obsessed with batman. What are some batman themed jokes or riddles could I do to fuck with her? I know which locker is hers, it's got batman shit all over it. I could slip notes, riddles, clues, trinkets and shit inside or tape stuff to it.
>>82430319
You mean to FUCK with her? Or fuck with her?
OP, either try to fuck the poor girl or leave her alone.
Or send her my way, she sounds fun.
>>82430375
Guess I worded that poorly. Fuck with her as in mess with her head. Have her questioning who the joker or the Riddler is leaving all these clues and references. I guess I'd literally fuck with her as in have sex too, but that isn't the point, she's like a 4-10.
>>82430460
Don't be a dick, dude. Besides which, gaslighting people into thinking they're crazy is something SJWs accuse Anons of, not something we actually do.
>>82430460
Oh i see. So she is autistic. Well you could leave some riddles first and see how she reacts
>>82430319
You're an asshole.
Also autism doesn't work that way, jackass.
>>82430533
Do you think she would like it or is it mean spirited like the other guys are saying? I don't want to actually make her go insane, for me it's just a fun opportunity to play the role of the joker or Riddler. Nothing overly creepy or mean spirited.
>>82430460
Sticky note with a green question mark on the front
on the back have a dead end riddle
>>82430632
Hmm well, she will probably think that some guy is trying to get her attention with Batman references. Wich she'll probably find cute
>>82430319
>I work with some really autistic girl
So you're either
>a therapist who works with autists
or
>an autist yourself
>>82430756
That would been fun if I thought of that when I first started, she is cute and seems nice. I'm leaving soon though so it would pretty much just be me amusing myself and maybe her too.
>>82430805
I'm pretty autistic desu, I mean look at the thread I made.
>>82430319
>all those white knights calling OP an asshole
Not surprised, the only places more tumblr than here is /his/(her) and /tg/
well OP, try saying how saitama would beat batman with one punch
>>82430319
Ask her why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>82430319
Dude, get her to sit on your face.
>>82430319
Like obsessed how?
>>82431324
top kek
>>82431365
I dunno, everything she wears is batman themed or has the bat sign on it. Shoes, belt, earings, bracelets, etc.
Just tell her how you feel anon
Anon if you do this she's just gonna want to fug you
>>82430319
Tell her you have a booty like Nighthawk
>>82431479
she's pretty qt tho
>>82431422
Poke her with a hot metal bat logo on her ass.
When she gets mad and runs call out "I thought you would like batman's special brand of justice!"
>>82430319
Does she actually read comics?
Spell the letter I as Eye. Put up owl related stuff everywhere.
And if you ever hear the name Ted Kord, just tell her he killed himself.
>>82431805
>I and Eye.
kek
>>82431805
Not sure if she actually reads the comics or not. For all I know she may just like the symbol and doesn't really know anything about Batman.
>>82430884
this thread went from dickish to very cute very fast desu
:3
>>82430884
>she is cute and seems nice.
wasn't she a 4/10 you fucking attention whore?
>>82430460
So she's 4 to 10?
>>82430507
So this is what we've come to, huh? We can't pull harmless office pranks or else the SJWs were right all along.
I dunno, does that mean they won?
>>82430319
Is her locker big enough to fit a person in?
>>82435962
>harmless office pranks
>against someone you've JUST stated is developmentally disabled
You really think this doesn't make you a despicable douche? Fuck off op, you're not going to get any LOL EPIC TROLLING kudos from us.
>>82430507
Explain this gaslighting meme. Ive heard it a few times but I don't think I get it. While you're at it, what is sealioning?
>>82436009
>against someone you've JUST stated is developmentally disabled
How new are you m8
>>82436009
>he doesn't fuck with the mentally disabled
Kudos on you OP, retards need to be taken down a peg
>>82436009
This is it.
/co/mblr was real all along. Holy shit.
>>82436057
Gaslighting comes from an old film called Gaslight where husband wanted to drive his wife insane so he subtly altered things around her to make her doubt herself.
Not sure about sealioning but I think it's something about being polite and demanding discussion.
>>82435962
>>82430319
>>82436340
If its someone you get on with, then fine, great that's banter. If you're just fucking with her for the sake of it then you're being a prick.
And that's fine and all, go ahead and do that and be a prick, but just remember that when someone is a prick to you needlessly, you forfeit the right to complain because you were the prick to someone else needlessly once.
>>82436172
Careful with that edge there.
>>82430319
Give her a Hot Barbara.
>>82436484
>being polite and demanding discussion
how horrifying
>>82436538
He's leaving riddles in someone's locker, not beating them with a sock full of quarters. You do not need to be great friends with someone to fuck with them in harmless ways.
>>82436703
Am I the only one who thinks that sounds real fucking weird? I mean OP claims she's autistic but totally not memeing here, is he? If someone you worked with told you they kept having riddles put in their locker, would you think that sounded anything less than creepy and/or slightly pathetic?
>>82436703
>beating them with a sock full of quarters
This actually might be a good idea, op.
>>82436340
I'm going to give him benefit of the doubt and assume he's just baiting. There is absolutely nothing wrong with messing around with autistic people.
>>82436765
Depends on the intent man. If you're doing it maliciously, you're a fucking asshole.
I know we all try to pretend to have no empathy sometimes on 4chan, but come the fuck on.
>>82436781
There is literally nothing wrong with fucking with autists. Do you get like this when someone says something mean about /r9k/?
>>82436747
>OP claims she's autistic but totally not memeing here, is he?
Where the fuck do you think you are
>told you they kept having riddles put in their locker, would you think that sounded anything less than creepy and/or slightly pathetic?
A coworker who alwayscwears a Batman logo starts getting messages from the Riddler. Sounds appropriate.
>>82436801
Go on then mate, why is it ok to fuck with Autists? Why should we all start doing it?
>>82436843
Because it's funny
>>82436843
Why is it okay to fuck with anyone?
These are existential questions, but like someone said it's not like they're beating the shit out of them, they're leaving notes in a locker, not even malicious notes.
And It's just treating the autists like anyone else, I'm all about fair treatment.
>>82436843
When a non-autistic coworker says something stupid, or has a really pronounced personality trait that is easy to joke about, the bantz flies.
If you would fuck with a "normal" person in a given situation, but wouldn't fuck with an autist in the same scenario, you are a patronizing, condescending asshole.
>>82436826
It sounds fucking pathetic mate. My co-workers know I'm something of a comic book nerd, as they put it. If I received fucking riddles or notes saying "Hail Hydra" or whatever I wouldn't think "Hey that's kind of cool" I'd cringe. Cringe real fucking hard.
>>82436882
>>82436868
I'm not saying that one shouldn't fuck with someone because they are an autist, I'm saying that fucking with them specifically because they are autisitc is kind of shitty.
I get that the bantz can fly. I've been there, when THAT coworker pipes up, but there's a big difference between having a laugh about a coworker and deliberately leaving them creepy messages in their locker just to try and set them off or whatever.
>>82436861
Nice edge
>>82436921
He's not doing it "because they are autistic", he's doing it because they've got a ton of batman shit on their locker. Are you even paying attention to the thread you're in?
>>82436921
>but there's a big difference between having a laugh about a coworker and deliberately leaving them creepy messages in their locker
Yeah and OP is trying to fuck with her for being a Batman fan, not send her his toenail clippings
>>82436938
The anon I replied to said it is perfectly fine to fuck with autists, did YOU read the thread?
>>82436967
It's still pretty weird
>>82436982
>The anon I replied to said it is perfectly fine to fuck with autists,
See >>82436868 and >>82436882
>It's still pretty weird
So is wearing Batman merchandise to work every day
>>82436982
None of those posts said it was fine to fuck with autists
>because they are autistic
>>82430319
>Someone has left another fucking riddle in my locker again
>That's really fucking weird. Who do you think keeps doing it?
>I reckon it's that really weird creepy guy
>Oh creepy mcgee?
>Yeah him. Maybe this is his fucked up way of trying to flirt with me?
>It's just so weird, why is he so weird?
>>82437009
Ah well then I apologise, it's perfectly normal and not in anyway weird, creepy or cringy to latch onto that one thing that is memorable about that person and send her unsolicited messages relating to it. She wouldn't think it's weird at all.
>Haha I tricked her, I was just pretending to be weird
>>82430319
>Normie likes something
>I want to ruin it for her, jus by the fact that she is probably happy and i am a cringelord who obsess to much with capeshit
Why we don't have friends /co/?
>>82437147
You should try making some friends in an english class.
>>82437079
Depends on how you carry it. The fact that you're so worried about being seen as weird means you probably give off creeper vibes, so yeah, if you put something in her locker she'd freak out. OP just has to not be that guy
>>82437170
Picking on someone's spelling or grammar is a sure fire way of showing that their post bothered youIf it didn't, you wouldn't have replied ;)
>>82437196>If it didn't, you wouldn't have replied ;)but you just replied to me ;;))
>>82437187
>The fact your worried about it being weird must mean you give off creeper vibes
The projection is real here. I'm not worried about it mate, I think it's pathetic.
I think if most people put cringy riddles in the locker of someone they don't know that well, the response would be the same.
Doing shit like that is how you give off creeper vibes
>>82437235Because your butthurt amused me, I wanted you to know ;)))))))))))))))
>>82437270and I just wanted to let you know that an english class would really help you in life ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))))))))))))
>>82435920
4 minus 10
shes negative 6
>>82437287It wasn't even me, but still showing your butthurt? Glorious
>>82437314Of course it wasn't anon, you're far too good for that. Instead you shitpost. You're a real winner.At least I accept what I am.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>82437343
So this is what you do OP
>first you start wearing more green; Green collared shirt Heck even Green Undies
>then you take a post it note. On one side you draw a big question mark in Green pen and write "RIDDLE ME THIS".
Now OP this is the most important part
>On the other end you write down all your hopes and dream. What you really want out of this life, and as you contemplate this you start to realise you never really new what you wanted. You just kind of wandered through everything. Taking the job that was in front of you. You realise you're not happy with life.
>As you keep writing you've already filled the one side of the post it note out so you get another note and tape it to the end so you can keep writing.
>You start to let out your fears and insecurities. They keep gushing out of you like a man possessed as you start to realise that maybe this is the life you deserve. That realising your dreams is something reserved for good people, for men of will. That maybe your fate was always mediocrity.
>You open a bottle of wine and you cry.
>The next morning you wake up changed.
>You tape the massive post it note over your bathroom mirror. It covers the whole thing.
>It's filled with all your fears and doubts but in the centre theres the one note that has your dreams written on it.
>You start focusing more, stop going out so you can save money, instead hitting the gym every night.
>You work harder, you hit the gym, you go to work, you save more.
>Once in a while, you look into your taped over mirror and you remove a post it note.
>Gym, work, Save
>A note in the trash.
>You keep doing this for a year. A man possessed.
>At the end of the year you can finally see yourself in the mirror. You can see the new you. There's only one post it note left.
>You've finally done it, you finally have enough saved to quite your job and pursue your dream.
>You pull of that final post it note and read what it says.
"Riddle me this?what am I doing with my life?
>>82437382
>implying it's hard to fake shit like this
>>82437438
Kek
See, while I concede that it is indeed possible to fake shit like that quite easily, I know I haven't.
>>82437486
It's okay anon, I only wanted bantz
>>82430319
>yfw she has no clue what the fuck you're on about cause she only saw the nolan movies
What a shitty thread
Yeah OP mess with her it'll be funny
Knowing you you'll probably tip your hand too soon though
Make the riddles specifically comic related though just so you get the satisfaction of either knowing she can't solve them or getting someone into comics, either sounds good
Or just bust into her house, shoot her and torture her dad, your choice I guess
>>82438310
Post pics of her fag
>>82430632
>for me it's just a fun opportunity to play the role of the joker or Riddler
are you sure she's the autist?
>>82430756
I seriously doubt she'd find it cute to receive random riddles in her locker cause that's full on creeper territory. Good luck to OP with that one though
>>82430319
If want to fuck her just ask her out. You don't have to be nutjob about it.
>>82430632
>for me it's just a fun opportunity to play the role of the joker or Riddler.
By asking other people to come up with the shit you're going to put in there? That's not really playing the role, man. That's just being the messenger. If you want to play the riddler you need to actually employ your brain and think up a riddle yourself.
>>82436340
Dude, people on here actually like that shitty "Truth Zone" comic.
That wasn't proof enough?
>>82436747
Why would someone on here not use that word memeingly?
We don't actually fuck with autistic people. Most of us are the most decent hearted people you find, we just have no care to be politically correct and like to use words like "retard" to describe people who have no idea what they're doing with their lives.
Shit, stop taking everything so literally.
>>82437043
I should start doing some of these types of posts. It's an interesting kind of shit post.
>I can think like a cunt, let me show these guys what that's like.
>>82430319
Op, don't be shitty to someone with an obvious intellectual disability. There's no point.
>>82437298
I thought it meant 4 in the face, 10 in the body. Which usually would mean actually autistic person, but still fuckable amirite?
>>82439055
>Implying he isn't right and that's the sort of reaction it would probably get
>>82439116
From one very specific type of female. He said this chick is 4/10, so I doubt she has any above 7/10 friends that think like that.
Don't generalize that skinny hot chick mentality over all females. There's plenty of low grade stuff that's even dumber to a point where they can't judge.
He's just trying to see if she's one of those. They put out easy, get attached if the sex is good, and then hey; he might just have a fuck buddy to focus on instead of making shit threads, like such.
>>82439205
I'm no feminist, but when you literally talk about women like they are logic puzzles that can be beaten instead of as people, do they not sort of have a point?
>>82430460
>>82437298
post pics
>>82439468
>rehashing sjw points
>b-but I-m not a feminist
So what if he does it? How about you joyless fucking cunts mind your own fucking business for once?
>>82439573
If he does, that's cool man, I'm just pointing out that he's basically legitimising some of their ideologies.
You seem triggered mate
>>82439639
"legitimizing" you dolt
Also, who cares? Me taking money from an ATM legitimizes gommies and me fucking an egyptian chick is also legitimizing /pol/tards, should I care?
>triggered
>on a Malaysian Sandal Weaving Hut Board
>>82439573
>I'll post my views on a message board
>Hurr mind your own business
Fuck that other guy, but if you doesn't want people challenging what you're saying, perhaps posting said views on an internet forum isn't the best way of going about it.
>>82439707
And what about my post suggested I don't like my views challenged newfriend?
>>82439691
Legitimising. I'm English. The way the nation of people who came up with the language spell it is "legitimising". You dolt.
You seem pretty perturbed mate.
>>82439764
Shit, your right. Fucking hell, murricans really did a number on your language, why did you let them lad?
>>82439780
That didn't answer my question fagtron
>>82430319
Kill her parents.
>>82436891
Fucking everybody knows "Hail Hydra". I bet anyone on /co/ would cringe if they got something like that. If it was a clever reference to something cool then it would be fine.
>>82437396
kek
>>82430460
Does she know that Gordon is Batman atm?
>>82436057
Gaslighting is a form of psychological abuse. You manipulate someone's environment, and claim it was always like that.
Short-term, it can be pretty funny and is among the least harmful kind of pranks, but it becomes abuse when it's perpetrated long-term, as it undermines perception and agency, and makes them question their sanity.
